Volume Two, Chapter 62, Beauty? Beauty!
During the banquet, there are always some entertainment activities that can be fun. They are usually carried out when they are drunk. The specific behavior is basically singing and dancing, phonic and throne. Moreover, not only the singer-songwriter’s dance show, but the participants and hosts of the banquet will also perform improvisation.
The more popular method is that the host starts dancing first, and after the dance, he invites one guest to continue, and after that guest dances, he invites another guest... Dumi looked at a group of beauties walking into the house slowly. The leader was covered with white veil and had a charming figure.
When she came to everyone, she bowed and took the piano beside her and started singing. The banquets and singing in the past are generally two forms - a cappella and singing. The representative work of a cappella is "Dan Song", which was written by the Han Dynasty. It is usually one person sings and three people harmoniously.
The veiled woman sang "Xianghe" with a piano accompaniment. Judging from the guests' reactions, Ye Xiaoyi estimated that this was a popular song from the late Han Dynasty. When he stopped carefully, the woman's voice was like a yellow oriole coming out of the valley, and pearls fell on the jade plate, which was definitely comparable to Maria and Celine in modern society, Dion, which was a typical example of popular voices in the late Han Dynasty - high-pitched, loud and clear.
Oh, if it is put in the previous life, there is no problem in recording a fever disc. This voice is suitable for singing newages, singing special rock and roll is not bad, and singing popular classical styles is even better...
"Yuanhua. Did you find that? That one over there!"
Ye Xiaoyi listened to the woman singing in a daze, his eyes were blank for a moment, and suddenly locked in a corner of the tail of the team.
"Ah, isn't that Diao Chan?"
Hua Tuo looked closely and found that the woman who had just confronted him was dancing gracefully at the end of the team of the raid. Although there were many "Diao Chan", the two of them decided unanimously to label the most beautiful person they had just met with Diao Chan.
"But reasonably, this veiled woman should be the most beautiful one." Ye Xiaoyi's eyes were so moved that she was moist when she heard the veiled woman's gorgeous voice.
Don't say anything. In the future, some people will choose the heroine when rehearsing musicals. Whether it is "The Phantom of the Opera", "The Cat", or "Notre Dame", the script will be copied. Choose it to rehearse the classic sections, change it to Chinese lyrics, and then form the "Diao Chan" in front of you. As long as it is released, it will be a big sell.
At that time, the men watching the show will definitely be flocking in rows. There is no enough tickets to sell land, so they have to sell tickets - hang them on the beams to watch! After a thousand years, who knows Broadway? When talking about musicals, you have to pick your thumbs up and say: Hey, look at it~ Bingzhou Music Troupe...
"What are you thinking?" Hua Tuo pushed Ye Xiaoyi and told her to wake up quickly.
"Oh." Ye Xiaoyi pinched his thigh. Seeing that the veiled woman finished singing, she followed Wang Yun's instructions and came over to toast Lu Bu and Guo Jia. Her movements were slow, as if she was playing back in a slow motion.
Meow, what does this woman want to do? It’s unpleasant to pour wine and it’s hard to make you slow down.
Ye Xiaoyi couldn't rush up and threw the woman away, and she felt really depressed. She glanced at the dancers who were still dancing gracefully and found that the woman who had just "confronted" with Hua Tuo also looked here, and her eyes were filled with admiration for Guo Jia.
“…”
Wang Yun, this big villain, actually dared to release so many female perverts at once.
Ye Xiaoyi kicked Guo Jia in the ass and told him to turn his head quickly. Don’t be tempted by the gorgeous woman.
"Oh~"
The veiled woman poured wine for Lu Bu and was about to get up. But she was mixed up with something, and her body was crooked and soft. Her forehead also hit a few corners of the desk. When Lu Bu saw it, he hurriedly reached out to support her, avoiding her bloody disaster of disfiguration.
Wang Yun! Can you die if you don’t use this old-fashioned technique?
Ye Xiaoyi saw Lu Bu holding the woman's arm in his hand, and the idea of "Top Ten Tortures of the Qing Dynasty" immediately rose in his mind.
"Oh, my little girl is rude, thank you general." Wang Yun looked surprised and quickly said to the veiled woman: "Don't you apologize to the general."
The woman apologized, but Lu Bu was surprised because he had never heard of Wang Yun's daughter, and he would not let her come out to sing in such an occasion.
As if seeing Lu Bu’s doubts, Wang Yun explained the origin of this woman. The general idea was how miserable she had. She herself was self-improvement, with peerless talent, her literary talent was close to Cai Yan, and her beauty was chasing Xi Shi. So he accepted him as his adopted daughter. Today, she heard that Lu Bu was a hero of the age and Guo Jia was a famous scholar of the dynasty, so she begged herself to see her in this way.
Cooperating with Wang Yun's performance, the veiled woman said firmly: "When General, Mr. Guo ignored his own danger and blocked the Kanto army outside to protect the emperor and the people in danger, I was so smart that I was so smart that I was in the five inner world. Today I dared to ask my adoptive father, and I saw the general, Mr. Guo, and I have no regrets in my life." After saying that, she returned to her shy attitude, and her head turned slightly, as if she was afraid of being Lu Bu and Guo Jia saw the embarrassment on her face.
Please, is it okay to wear a veil? Don't do this.
Ye Xiaoyi rolled his eyes, unable to stand the woman's behavior.
"Oh, Miss noble."
"Yes, the lady cares about the people."
"Yes, the lady is really a hero among women!"
...
Wang Yun invited several officials to come and finally found an opportunity and began to speak out. Wang Yun was not willing to be outdone and continued to praise his adopted daughter.
"Haha, Miss is really... ※#¥%x..." Guo Jia was pushed down by Lu Bu, so he had to follow everyone in vague ways, and praised the veil woman with ancient chapters and English sonnets.
"Yes." Lu Bu nodded slightly. He maintained his usual style and made a summary statement about Guo Jia's speech.
Seeing that Lu Bu and Guo Jia had a good impression of their daughter, Wang Yun smiled and stroked his beard. He asked the adopted daughter to step down and asked the other maki to continue performing.
The veiled woman Diao Xiu'er slowly walked out of the house. Just as she stepped out of the door, she took off her veil, slowly turned around, and put a pose that made people feel pity for her at first sight, fully satisfying the curiosity of the guests present.
The moment she saw her appearance, the officials in the foil were breathing continuously. Even Lu Bu widened his eyes and stared at her.
Blooming like flowers, her smile stopped at the corner of Diao Xiu'er's lips. She nodded slightly to Lu Bu and Guo Jia. Then she turned around and left, leaving most of the people in the house with dementia.
"Mr. Wang, Ling Ai is really..."
"A peerless beauty."
"As beautiful as a flower."
"It's so enchanting."
...
The officials were flattering, and Lu Bu nodded slightly and praised: "Lord Wang loves his daughter, indeed, both talented and beautiful."
Are you all funny? Where is that Diao Xiu'er good-looking? She is obviously just pretty, far worse than the woman who fought with Hua Tuo just now.
Ye Xiaoyi took a step back and glanced at the super big beauty in the Wuji area. He found that her eyes were as charming as silk, and she wrapped around Guo Jia's side.
Can anyone tell me why? Is it you who changed the world or the world who changed me?
Covering her croaking stomach, Ye Xiaoyi listened to everyone praise the beautiful Diao Xiuer. What made her most indignant was that not only Lu Bu praised Diao Xiuer's appearance, but even Guo Jia followed her to wade into the muddy waters...
Beauty is a topic forever. Diao Xiuer dragged her veil off, shocking everyone, and completely subverted the content of the guests' conversation.
Everyone no longer talked about the Kwantung Army or the Yu bandits of Baibo. The officials of the accompanying guests transferred all the conflicts to Diao Xiu'er. After all, they actually talked about Lu Bu's not married and Diao Xiu'er not married. Ye Xiaoyi was so angry that he had a series of internal injuries.
A group of people ate and drank in the afternoon and talked and laughed until evening. Seeing that the sky gradually faded, the accompanying officials said goodbye one after another. Lu Bu and Guo Jia also wanted to flash a flash, but they were held down by Wang Yun with words or actions every time.
"Actually, please invite two of you to come today, Yun has something to discuss with you." Wang Yun saw that the preparations were made and the idle people were exposed, so he asked Lu Bu and Guo Jia to come in and talk. Lu Bu and Guo Jia were also waiting for Wang Yun to come out of the fox tail, so he asked Ye Xiaoyi and other "entourages" to go outside to prepare horses and wait.
Hearing Ye Xiaoyi's stomach screams, Guo Jia and Wang Yun left, secretly took a deer leg for her. Ye Xiaoyi was so hungry that she couldn't control her. She hid the deer leg in Ye Hu's clothes and followed Hua Tuo, Liu Ye and others out of the house. Everyone ran to the stable to pull out Chitu, Rolls-Royce, Ferrari, and Mercedes-Benz...
Kao on Ferrari, Ye Xiaoyi stayed awake and asked Ye Hu to share the venison with everyone evenly.
"I'm starving to death. I'm starving to death. I won't watch the fun again in the future." Hua Tuo looked at Liu Ye's mount "Benz". The fierce light of hunger in his eyes made it tremble.
"But I didn't expect Wang Yundi's adopted daughter to be so beautiful." Liu Ye took the venison meat torn by Ye Hu and put it in his mouth.
"Ye Hu~" Seeing that there was nothing left after Ye Hu gave it to everyone, Ye Xiaoyi broke off a piece of meat and handed it to him: "You, remember to go back and repay me and give me roasted chicken."
"Xiao Ye, why do you say Diao Xiu'er is beautiful?" Hua Tuo was very interested in this matter.
"Yes, I'm very curious too. I think she's very ordinary. She's just pretty. She has thin eyebrows, single eyelids, and her nose is not high. Her lips are quite small, but she doesn't have the sexy lips of that gorgeous woman. It's thin and thin~" Ye Xiaoyi chewed the venison meat, and it tasted boring, but it's a pity to throw it away.
"No. It's beautiful." Liu Ye shook his head and replied: "According to Mr. Hua, beauty has many definitions. For example, Sister Shen Xian, she should have the blood of Hu, so she looks heroic in her eyebrows. Mr. Hua may have been born to people from Central Plains and mountain people from other races, so her skin is pink and tender, with slightly hanging eyes and charming in every move. As for the gorgeous woman just now, according to Mr. Hua's skeleton analysis, she should be descendants of people from Western Regions and Central Plains." Liu Ye explained.
"So what?" Why do you praise these three people for? Ye Xiaoyi doesn't understand.
"So? So if the three of them are beautiful, they are not top-notch." Liu Ye thought of the martial arts story that Ye Xiaoyi had taken, and said, "It can only be considered first-class. It is not top-notch."
Ah, no? Does Liu Ye mean that in the aesthetic view of the late Han Dynasty, the most beautiful thing is that the most beautiful one?
Ye Xiaoyi felt incredible. She pouted and asked, "Xiao Ye, I still don't understand. Why is that the best?"
"Yes, yes, ask the same question." Hua Tuo collapsed on "Mercedes-Benz" and stretched out his limbs like a little seal.
"Sister Ye, Mr. Hua, do you have anything you don't understand?" Liu Ye was consulted like this for the first time, and the young man became a little proud: "The way to be a beauty is to last for a long time. Many women look dazzling at first sight, but there are many flaws when they look closely. The top women are comfortable at first sight, and they are still comfortable after looking again. Day after day, year after year, their faces are like carvings of a knife and leaving traces in their hearts, which are worth remembering..."
Incessantly speaking, Liu Ye described the positioning of a top beauty, and heard Ye Xiaoyi appearing as a petrified person.
"Oh, it's really an aesthetic problem. It seems that there are many differences in aesthetic values in all dynasties." Hua Tuo touched the "Mercedes-Benz" Mao sadly and said to Ye Xiaoyi: "The King of Chu is so thin, and the King of Tang loves fat girls. You can imagine that if Yang Yuhuan came here, it would not be popular at all, and might be barbecued by the hungry people or Mr. Cheng."
"Is that...is it? So you all see this way." He was dizzy, and Ye Xiaoyi pinched Liu Ye's cheek, "You are so young, you know how to appreciate girls."
"...Sister Ye, I'm already at the age of marriage, but you..." Liu Ye's gloomy expression finally showed a hint of sunshine: "Actually, Sister Ye, you are also very beautiful and attractive."
"Oh, thank you." Ye Xiaoyi looked at the night sky dumbly, thinking that in the original world, he just looked ordinary. Sure enough, he was still not good-looking. He was depressed and depressed.
"Miss, it's not about aesthetics now." Ye Hu stuffed Ye Xiaoyi's wandering soul back to her body. "Although Lord Wang Yun speaks cunningly, his face is not like a bad person. When it comes to family and country, the emperor is also righteous. What do you think he plans to let the eldest and sixth masters do?"
"I don't know." Ye Xiaoyi shook her head. She also wanted to know what Wang Yun was going to do. She shouldn't let Lu Bu marry Diao Xiu'er? After all, although Lu Bu admired him, he did not have the attitude of falling in love at first sight. Moreover, even if Lu Bu falls in love with Diao Xiu'er, it does not mean that he has lost his opinion and obeyed Wang Yun's mercy. Wang Yun should also know this.
"It should be related to the affairs of the court. For example..." Hua Tuo lowered his voice and said, "Let them kill Dong Pang~"
"Maybe it's because Lord Wang has many women, but our Ye family lacks them. So Lord Wang gave those beautiful dance music, plus Miss Diao Xiu'er, to Lord Lu and General Guo with a helping heart." Liu Ye teased Ye Xiaoyi and looked at her with a very evil look and said, "If that's the case, what should you do, Sister Ye? Should you find someone to be your companion and fly away?"
"What to do? Cold salad!"
Depressed, Ye Xiaoyi made several common gestures sung by hip-hop, and began a certain lyrics of rap in his previous life: "Since you come, you can rest assured, there is nothing to be afraid of. When I saw the girl, mygod. She has a charming figure and her breasts are big. She was so confused that she was so confused..."
Everyone sweats~
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I caught a cold, sneezing wildly, dizzy, weak limbs. (―_―, similar to Ye Xiaoyi's symptoms when he saw the handsome guy.) If the rice is updated tomorrow, I will blame me. ==, I have to go early and huh.~"_" ~ ~ ~ , I'll run away, crawl away
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