Volume Two, Chapter 54, Rumors Begin from the Wise (Part 2)
Guo Si and Li Jue went out of the city once, not only did they lose five or six thousand people, but their alive soldiers were also injured, which was a heavy loss. Although the Allies were killed by Lu Bu, they were large and powerful, and their fighting spirit was still high. Relying on Ao Cang's grain and grass as a backing, they moved the camp forward again, fighting all day long, and their arrogance was as if Chenggao would fall soon, Luoyang was already in sight.
Chenggao had not many people, and about 10,000 died before and after the battle between Xingyang and outside the city. Compared with the more than 100,000 troops of the Allied Army, it seemed a little stretched and poor to deal with it. Although the Xiliang army was still brave, they still did not do the matter of sending sheep into the tiger's mouth. Therefore, Guo Si and Li Jue ordered the city gates to close and defend with all their strength, and did not allow anyone to fight. They also wrote a letter to Dong Zhuo, exaggerating the power of the Allied Army and telling Lao Dong that the situation on this side was not eased, but became even more nervous.
While waiting for Dong Zhuo's reaction, the people in Chenggao lived a little depressed life. After all, listening to tens of thousands of people scolding him every day is a very unpleasant thing, and it is impossible to go out to fight and beat people to relieve themselves. If you want to shoot a few arrows to vent, the Allies immediately fled the range. Seeing the hundreds of thousands of troops outside the city drinking and having fun at night, they had to face the enemy. Their nerves were tense, and the defenders on the city and the people in the city wanted to fly out and beat the bunch of bitches.
The most unpleasant thing is Ye Xiaoyi. Because of Lu Bu's divine power, countless people have been jealous. Those people often turn the conflicts on Lu Bu's head, making Ye Xiaoyi think that "put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot."
Showing off a group of things without eyes.
Ye Xiaoyi cursed, and with Lu Bu's consent, he drew more than 200 loud voices from the Bingzhou army, and then asked those "screaming hands" who were both civil and military from Luoyang to be the leader, divided into four groups, preparing to fight. Under her command, Guo Jiaze went to find craftsmen to make a simple microphone made of iron rolls to gather the sound.
There are many kinds of cursing people, but in Ye Xiaoyi's opinion, the Kanto League military and local swearing players are obviously low-level. The low-level is first manifested in disorganization and undiscipline. Every time they speak, the group of people cursed randomly. Some scolded Guo Si, Li Jue, some scolded Dong Zhuo, some scolded Lu Bu, and some scolded ministers in the court. It was like fighting in groups, and they all acted independently and had no main targets of attack. Secondly, the voices of those people were different in size, some screamed loudly and some cursed roughly, and they could not find the main melody, and there was no sense of rhythm, which reduced the intensity of the speech by several percentage points.
Putting aside the voice, what Ye Xiaoyi disdained the most was that the Allied troops' swearing content was relatively poor. There were no new words or new content over and over again. Even if there were more clever ancestors, the voices were overwhelmed by the voices of the people next to him, and they were not threatening.
Therefore, Ye Xiaoyi concluded that simply swearing is the worst strategy. It is the worst strategy among the worst strategy. Only by combining theory and practice, combining swearing with rumors, and combining loud voices with the main goals can one be invincible.
Seeking innovation, seeking change, real and real, this is the essence.
Ye Xiaoyi organized a discussion meeting overnight with the Ye family members participating in the participation of Guo Jia, Hua Tuo, Liu Ye, Cheng Lian, Qin Yilu and others. At the meeting, after a lively discussion, the people of the Ye family determined the policy and content of the counterattack, pushed the atmosphere of the meeting to the top, and ended the meeting in a friendly, united, serious and lively manner.
The meeting results are basically as follows.
The first counterattack method is to trace the root and explain it literally. The meaning of this sentence can be called the understanding and analysis of the eight generations of ancestors, distant relatives and close neighbors. Through the in-depth study of these origins, the bad nature of this person is morally summarized. He greets the relatives of this person by the way.
Specific languages, for example; your mother's surname is? Your family's upper beam is not upright, and the lower beam is crooked! Your ancestors are in trouble for eight generations, and you are the one who is the one who is a pig! What will happen to your uncle and your aunt...
The second counterattack method is to concentrate firepower. The method is very simple, which is to divide hundreds of cursing hands into two groups. In a specific period of time, no matter what the other party scolds, they will spread rumors to someone according to the instructions. In front of the two armies, they will spread the person five hundred years in front of the person and five hundred years behind him. It is like a person facing a single challenge from multiple people, and he needs to defeat the other party’s boss first, so that he can have the purpose of shocking others.
The specific practice is to refer to the way of watering forums in modern social forums. The first batch is "formal clothing" and the main characteristics of the target are scolded. The second batch is "vast". With the same content and different languages, the planned plan, in conjunction with "formal clothing" to attack the target from all aspects, criticize the people, people's expectations, virtues, clan origins, etc. in every detail, and stop until death. Of course, the unity of time is the key. Hundreds of loud voices slogans at the same time are basically equivalent to roaring mountains and seas. With a simple hip-hop or rap rhythm, the vocabulary is more rhyme, and the effect is probably excellent.
The third counterattack method is to create something out of nothing. To put it bluntly, it means that there is no wind, it is gossip, it is to spread rumors. Guo Jia, Ye Xiaoyi and others agree that when cursing people, the content is also very important. For example, at this time, many people like to scold others "silent men" and "dead men", which translates into Ye Xiaoyi's idiom, which is a bad boy and a dead old man, at most, which means comparing people to non-personal characters such as pigs and dogs. It is purely angering words and has no lethality. Since the enemy also knows that it is a curse, the effect is not good.
The most perfect thing is to not only make one's own anger, but also make the enemy's people doubt the authenticity of the rumor, and it is best to make the parties involved unable to refute it. The so-called three-person market tiger, the rumor often goes away as it passes through. In the end, let alone the enemy, even the founder of the rumor is likely to believe it.
The specific plan, given Zhang Fei's disrespect to Lu Bu that day and the mentality of the three Taozi brothers trying to attack, Ye Xiaoyi decided to attack them three.
"These three?" Guo Jia scratched his head and said, "Liu Bei is still under Gongsun Zan's tent. Guan Yu and Zhang Fei are even more unknown people. What can they spread rumors?"
"Why didn't there?" Ye Xiaoyi smiled. "Fengxiao, you also know that Liu Bei wants money but no money, no soldiers but no territory. Even the name of the place after King Jing of Zhongshan is inexplicable, which makes people doubt it. In this case, can he not win people's hearts? Guan Yu and Zhang Fei followed him early, and you can see his performance on the battlefield. Although he is inferior to his elder brother, he is also a tiger general. So Liu Bei often eats with them - when he eats, when he sleeps, when he sleeps, when he sleeps, when he sleeps, when he sleeps. Don't you think there is a lot of articles to do here?"
"Oh, I understand." Before Guo Jia could react, Hua Tuo understood, "Longyang's love is the habit of breaking his sleeves. From the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period to the Emperors of the Han Dynasty, no one is famous in history."
"What do you mean... don't you?" Guo Jiadou's sweat was flowing down. He thought that this was going to spread, which was so poisonous.
"Why isn't it? That's it!" Ye Xiaoyi was on the whim and raised his legs and stepped on the table, waving and waving: "Liu Bei is still in the entrepreneurial stage, so he naturally has to fight to win over Guan Yu and Zhang Fei. According to his habits, he will definitely pull Guan Yu and Zhang Fei sleep together. Gongsun Zan's soldiers should also understand."
"It's just a brotherhood. How could the soldiers think wrongly? Besides..." Qin Yilu thought to himself that Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were not very good, and Liu Bei wouldn't be so confused about what to do to those two people.
"The soldiers will not think wrongly, we can make them think wrongly." Ye Xiaoyi continued: "We can say that Liu Bei sacrificed his "self" to exchange for the two generals and loyalty. So, after nightfall, the two men slept with Liu Bei, intimate, full of spring, and happy. At that time, they saw them naked, roaring, and roaring, and their eyebrows were filled with emotions. As the candlelight shook, someone was kind and happy, doing those things."
"Every night, the flute songs are intoxicating. From then on, Liu Bei did not go to court early. How could such a foolish man and resentful man not make people suspicious?" Hua Tuo's sorrowful eyes drifted straight to the distance, causing the others to shudder.
"Well, Miss. This is not good, right?" Cheng Lian never blinked his eyes when killing people. But he prefers to point it directly, not like this extremely insidious trick.
"Why is it not good? No matter whether it is slander or vernacular, what can curse them to death is good words." Ye Xiao waved his hand and asked Guo Jia and Liu Ye and a few good-looking people to write "Goggle Weekly" overnight. "You don't need to write gorgeous words, mainly to let the enemy understand. We must fully mobilize the enemy's thinking. For example, it can be said that in ancient times, there was Longyang Jun on his side, but today, why did Liu Bei and Guan and Zhang sleep together? It is best to use this confusing sentence pattern."
"...Then I'll take action against them tomorrow, but who else is there except them?" Guo Jia wrote Ye Xiaoyi's point of view on paper.
"Then it's Cao Cao, Yuan Shao, Han Fu, Gongsun Zan, and others can't let go." Ye Xiaoyi grinned, "So, let's work hard tonight. Hehe, hehe."
Rumors of unprecedented people and no one comes later are quietly brewing in Chengzi. The Allies did not know it, and even Ye Xiaoyi and the others did not expect that from then on, the entertainment and media industry in the late Han Dynasty had opened up, and it was exerting its endless energy in the magnificent turf competition after it. Of course, that was all a story, so it would be better not to mention it for now.
The next day, when the Allies approached Cheng Li again and the Cheng Li guards were depressed, Ye Xiaoyi, a men's clothing dress with Panda Eye, and a group of brothers with Panda Eye, climbed the city with hundreds of professional scolding hands. They took the microphone and the flyer and fliers, according to Ye Xiaoyi's planning, and used overwhelming publicity offensives to show the results of last night in the name of Guo Si and Li Jue. So, the bored Allies suddenly realized that the guy named Liu Bei, who called himself the emperor's uncle, seemed to be a little mentally empty, and there were some unexplainable places between him and the two brothers.
"Liu Bei is good at Longyang!"
"Xuande looks back and looks charming, Guan, Zhang's wife loses color!"
"Uncle Liu, the choice of a man!"
"Liu, Guan, Zhang, combined, Shuangwaiwai~"
"You are a man and don't accept gifts, you only accept Liu Xuande!"
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The lie is repeated a thousand times and will always be close to the truth. After the Ye Mansion's curse was explained positively and promoted indirectly. After a day of pushing, Liu, Guan and Zhang finally couldn't help but be angry and instigated Gongsun Zan to attack the city. The Chenggao defenders insisted on fighting, and the Ye Mansion's curse immediately added the fourth person - Gongsun Zan to the scandal, implying that Gongsun Zan, Liu Bei secretly talked about the music while studying under Lu Zhi, so Lu Zhi was disdainful of Liu Bei and did not recommend any position to Liu Bei.
This half-true and half-false statement hit Liu Bei's weakness and annoyed Zhang Fei and Guan Yu. The two of them cursed, and Liu Bei also used "tears**" next to him, but Ye's man ignored him and went down to have a meal.
"I'm tired today, so everyone get off early. It's Yuan Shao's turn tomorrow." Ye Xiaoyi deliberately called the scolding men loudly and enthusiastically to go down the city, leaving Cheng Lianling people to play archery with Zhang Fei.
After resting comfortably for two days, when Ye Xiaoyi took people upstairs on the third day, he found that Zhang Fei and Guan Yu had dark eyes and were still shouting and scolding below, while the soldiers next to him were whispering, seeing that Liu Bei's eyes were a little more ambiguous.
Did Qin Yilu scatter the erotic palace map when he was guarding the city at night?
Ye Xiaoyi touched his chin and looked at Guo Jia with praise. Guo Jia's painting skills were already very high. After listening to Hua Tuo talk about basic artistic knowledge such as human anatomy and sketching, he went into seclusion and practiced hard for a while, and finally became an unknown art master in the late Han Dynasty. This time, he spread rumors to Liu, Guan and Zhang. In order to increase the authenticity, Guo Jia, with Ye Xiaoyi's encouragement, carefully observed the appearance of the three people and created several "men's erotic pictures" with the three people as the protagonists. He also used the simple printing press now to copy them in large quantities for distribution.
With the skills of sketching, the behavior and appearance of men, men and men in the erotic pictures are vivid, which makes the person who sees them involuntarily wonder whether the painter is watching next to him at that moment of being rich.
"Meow, let you scold Lu Bu, you know it's amazing now." Ye Xiaoyi sneered at Zhang Fei angrily and asked the scolders to start their work today.
In order to understand hatred, Yuan Shao, he scolded him to suppress the arrogance of this guy with a tail, and to split the Allied forces. Therefore, the people in the Ye family positioned the key to Yuan Shao's intention to rebel. The main method was to promote Yuan Shao's seven-point star on his butt. Yuan Shao believed that this was the emperor's appearance, so he instigated and contacted allied forces. He ignored the emperor's comfort and came to attack Dong Zhuo, which caused the royal nobles in Luoyang to be extremely frightened.
"Yuan Shao, it feels so artificial~"
"There is nothing wrong with treason - Yuan Shao's ambition."
"What's wrong? Yuan Shao, you asked someone to cook it? Let's share some food and grass - Yuan Shao blushed and his crab's appearance."
"In the vast world at the end of the Han Dynasty, Yuan Shao's land was full of intentions."
"The helmsman of the sea sailing kao, Yuan Shao must have seven stars on his butt!"
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In addition to the verbal offensive, the Ye Mansion also set up a huge billboard on the top of the city where Yuan Shao changed his clothes and went to the toilet. It was clearly Yuan Shao's "Seven Star Butt". The relationship between the Seven Stars and the throne was also commented on, and a specific argument was conducted. Of course, in order to reduce trouble for the Ye Mansion, the signature was still made by Guo Si and Li Juedi.
In theory, this rumor is better than that of Liu, Guan and Zhang, and is within the scope of explanation. But it is insidious. Yuan Shao can prove his innocence, but it is really inconvenient to prove his innocence. After all, he was the third emperor of the fourth generation, and he could not drag his pants down in front of more than 100,000 soldiers and show everyone his white butts to prove that there are no seven stars on it, so he has no idea of rebelling and usurping the throne.
"It's black, it's really black." Hua Tuo sat on the top of the city and praised Ye Xiaoyi. He found that Yuan Shao's team was in a collapse. Yuan Shao himself also ran out of the camp with a blue face and went to the city gate to curse Guo Si. Li Jue was a coward and did not dare to go out to fight. Instead, he used a trick to slander him.
So what about slander? It’s you who slander it!
"Little thing, if you have the ability, you can drag your pants down and let the grandpa see. There are really no seven stars on it, so let's remove the advertisement." A Bingzhou soldier scolded Yuan Shao in Liangzhou dialect under the order of Cheng Liandi, which made Yuan Shao so angry that he was smoking.
If you hit someone, you will slap someone in the face, and if you scold someone, you will reveal your shortcomings.
Ye Xiaoyi was busy on the city with hundreds of scolding hands for nearly ten days, but the smell of gunpowder in the Allied forces outside the city became stronger. Liu Bei was good at Longyang, Yuan Shao wanted to rebel, Ju Yi and Han Fudi had a legitimate relationship, Zhang Miao embezzled the food and grass of the Allied forces. Liu Dai, Qiao Mao, Yuan Yi and others secretly communicated with Dong Zhuo that caused Yuan Shu to fail to attack Wuguan. Cao Cao was a "wife" enthusiast and a peerless pornographic demon...
Knowing the entangled and difficult-to-explain rumors between each other, soldiers from all walks of life could not help but whisper, and these words came to the scene and caused disputes between the already disagreeable soldiers. In the end, they even meant to make false and true - rumors became the main basis for their usual swearing.
"Xiaoyi..." Guo Jia was somewhat reluctant: "Meng De also helped us in Luoyang. It's just for others, but Meng De..."
"Well, although Cao Cao is an opponent, he revolted with thousands of troops to serve the king. He has great righteousness in his heart and is a character." Lu Bu also said to Ye Xiaoyi: "If I had known, I wouldn't let you talk about him."
"Hey. Don't worry, the other thing is fake. Cao Cao's lover's wife is definitely true." Ye Xiaoyi patted Guo Jia on the shoulder and said to Lu Bu: "Fengxiao, brother, don't worry. Anyway, we threw the source to Guo Si, Li Jue, and Cao Cao who were closed, and they could only blame them. If we need to join Cao Cao in the future, we only need to create new public opinion orientations, such as giving him the name of the romantic talent Cao Mengde, which means it immediately different. The same thing depends on what you say. Hehehehe."
Everyone in Ye's house was sweating wildly.
Rumors spread among the Allied forces, and the soldiers within Chengzi were repaired. The soldiers of Liangzhou persisted for a few more days and finally waited for Dong Zhuo's 100,000 reinforcements.
Not only reinforcements, but beyond everyone's expectations, Dong Zhuo himself also came.
Previously, the prefect of Henoi, Wang Kuang, also claimed to raise troops, echoing the Sour Zao Alliance Army, and stationed troops in Heyangjin on the north bank of the Yellow River to threaten Dong Zhuo. Heyangjin is more than 70 miles north of Luoyang, opposite Pingxian and Mangshan across the river. Going north to Taihang Pass can go straight to Shangdang, which is considered a key town in the north and south to guard Luoyang, the capital.
Wang Kuang raised his troops here as if he had a knife in Dong Zhuo's heart. As long as Dong Zhuo takes action, the blade of the knife will be cut immediately, cut the heart into small pieces, turn into butterflies and fly slowly, facing the thorny rose in front of him.
So when he thought of Wang Kuang, Dong Zhuo was always as if he was stuck in his throat and did not vomit. When he received a letter of help from Guo Si and Li Jue, he knew that Chenggao was in danger, so he made up his mind to kill Wang Kuang. Under the planning of military advisor Li Ru, he first challenged Wang Kuang with suspicious troops, and then secretly sent elite troops to attack the river from Xiaopingjin Ferry, killing Wang Kuang's men and horses without leaving any left, killing and wounding everywhere.
Only after losing his confidant troubles did Dong Zhuo dare to leave his younger brother to guard the capital, and he brought his deputy generals Fan Chou and Zhang Ji to support Guo Si and Li Jue in Chenggao.
Dong Zhuo was still somewhat sure about the capital with a 100,000 army and nearly half of the cavalry. Therefore, he entered Chenggao, first went to the city to learn about the situation of the Allied forces, and then returned to the mansion to have a meeting with Guo Si, Li Jue, Li Su and Lu Bu, and scolded the four of them in a bloody manner.
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