Chapter 608 I swear I didn't collect money!
The Argentine team definitely cannot solve this problem. Even if they don't underestimate the opponent, it will be difficult to avoid the ninth goal.
So to solve this problem, the Chinese team has to do it themselves.
The method they chose was very simple and direct, just don't pass the ball to the two little guys at this time.
That's right, in the last ten minutes of the game, Wu Jie joined forces with Chen Haonan to suppress his "biweekly combination".
During this period, they would rather kick the opponent's goalkeeper directly from the backcourt than give the ball to the two boys who just wanted to score another goal.
Of course, these two people dared to be angry but dare not speak out. Seeing that their boss was determined to withdraw his troops, in the end they could only accept their fate unwillingly.
But what even Wu Jie didn't expect was that the Chinese team's ninth goal still appeared, and the whole process was more dramatic than the movie!
Such a dramatic goal occurred in the 90th minute of the second half. At that time, the referee was already preparing to blow the whistle to end the game early. After all, both teams wanted to end this game that had no suspense early.
At this time, the Chinese team had already passed more than 20 passes in the backcourt, and finally the football came to Wu Jie's feet again.
At this time, our alien looked up steadily and looked at the opponent's goalkeeper's position. After confirming that there was no problem with the opponent's position, he confidently and boldly kicked the ball away to the Argentine team's goalkeeper.
The referee will hold the whistle in his mouth at this time, and wait for the Argentine goalkeeper to catch the ball, or when the football goes directly out of the line, he will blow the whistle to end the game!
"Yeah, why didn't I just kick towards the corner flag?"
At this moment, Wu Jie suddenly felt a warning sign. As soon as the ball was kicked out, he immediately felt something bad, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.
At this time, the Argentine team did not know that they were about to face disaster. They all thought that the game would be over after the ball hit the ground.
At this time, many people are thinking: Should they go to the Chinese players to say polite words later?
But most people are very reluctant because they were tortured so badly and they really don’t want to speak!
What, you said that 8:0 is not a bloody defeat for the Chinese team!
But this score was an unprecedented defeat for Argentina!
At this time, no one thought that the score could be even more unprecedented, because the football flew high and slow, just like passing to Philol.
So when he saw Philol predicting the landing point in advance and raising his hands to catch the ball a few seconds earlier, even Wu Jie felt that he was a little sentimental just now.
But a scene that was enough to judge the lowest mistake in the World Cup appeared when the Argentinian players were thinking about whether to exchange jerseys, and when Wu Jie shook his head and laughed at himself -
At this time, I saw Philol, who had raised his head and raised his hands in advance to catch the ball. The moment the football dropped, it was as if he suddenly saw a visitor from outside the world... Or, he suddenly traveled through time and space at that moment... In short, football
It actually passed between Philol's raised hands, then smashed directly into the small restricted area and bounced into the empty door behind him!
"puff……"
"What's happening here?"
"Why do you look like this? What happened just now?"
"The ball went in? How did it go in?"
"Fake... match-fixing?"
"..."
At this moment, the entire stadium was extremely silent. Players from both teams and fans from both teams were all stunned on the spot with expressions of astonishment, confusion, and pain.
Many people didn't even see the goal, because no one would have thought that such an incredible accident would occur with this pass?
So when they saw the expressions of the people around them as if they were seeing aliens, they looked more puzzled and had no idea what a speechless scene had just happened.
"Damn it, can this goal be scored?"
"Fuck, is this match-fixing?"
"Hahaha... This is really a super, huge, low-level mistake!"
"I can't understand at all that a legendary goalkeeper would make such a low-level mistake!"
"Hey, he seemed to have seen a visitor from outer space at that moment!"
"I declare that this will be the best goal in the history of the World Cup because its splendor cannot be replicated!"
"Haha, look at Philol's expression on the verge of tears. He seems to be saying: The ball is really slippery!"
"..."
Most of these remarks that add insult to injury were made by neutral commentators in front of the TV and fans.
In fact, whether it is Chinese fans or Argentinian fans, it is difficult to laugh at this moment, because they are either in pain or in pain!
The Chinese fans at the scene all looked embarrassed and speechless. Many of them even sympathized with the opponent for being stabbed like this at the last moment. Wu Jie, you are such a bad person!
"Oh, I really didn't mean it!"
"Oh God! I swear to God I didn't take any money!"
This was the first thing the two parties said to their teammates when the referee blew the whistle to end the game.
But to be honest, both parties believe their explanations, because this mistake is so low-level that there is really no way to fake it.
Even if Wu Jie wanted to deliberately score such a goal on his own, Philol would not be able to cooperate with Wu Jie to achieve his own everlasting fame.
This can only be said that there are some accidents and coincidences on the football field that seem impossible but can really happen!
Wu Jie has actually seen more ridiculous mistakes than this. After all, his home team in his previous life was the Chinese team. Various famous scenes are enough to make the most determined fans unable to bear it and collapse!
But when such a bizarre accident happens to me, as a witness, the feeling is really weird!
"Tell me, are we unable to exchange jerseys again?"
"Oh, it's already hard to say hello at 8:00. Now when the ball comes out, I'm afraid I'll get beaten if I go up to comfort him!"
"Then what should we do? If no one exchanges jerseys for four consecutive games, wouldn't we become indifferent?"
"..."
The Chinese players seemed a little embarrassed after the game, but obviously they couldn't exchange jerseys.
Everyone knew that the Argentinians definitely didn’t want to see them at this time. These guys probably didn’t know anyone and just wanted to find an empty room with no one around and bury their heads in the pillows.
"Humph, this is the loneliness of a king. Do you think any emperor has friends? If we want to be high up, we must be prepared to be alone. There can only be one person standing on the top of the mountain!"
At this time, Lin Yaodong had to step in. Just when many Chinese players felt that they were hated by the whole world, Lin Yaodong stabilized everyone's mentality with one sentence.
"Both loneliness and failure are unbearable, but if I have to endure one of them, I would rather choose to be a loner without friends than failure."
Luda said: Where are you now? In the field of basketball, the Sa family has been in a state of isolation among thousands of people for two years. There are only submissions and corpses along the way.
"Don't listen to their nonsense. We play football not for our opponents, but for the audiences who like us!"
Chen Haonan also comforted everyone at this time. The Argentinian did not ask them to exchange jerseys after the game, and ran away again in the familiar way.
At this time, commentators from some countries began to say that "the Chinese team is not popular" and "everyone hates the Chinese team".
But the person involved had already thought about it at this time, and understanding was not a problem from the beginning.
They understand these opponents who are running away, because even if they were to lose in this unlucky state, they would definitely not be in the mood to be polite to the opponent.
The Chinese team not only understood their opponents, they also justified their opponents in the post-match press conference.
Wu Jie excused the low-level mistake that was destined to go down in history: "What you have seen in the World Cup are determined and tenacious goalkeepers, but no matter how outstanding the goalkeeper is, he will always make low-level mistakes due to excessive pressure. They
It should be worthy of people's respect, not ridicule!"
This is certainly crocodile tears, but most Chinese players have become accustomed to playing this role in recent years, because this is a role that only winners can play, and the Chinese team happens to always be the winner who inflicts extreme injuries on their opponents.
Lin Yaodong also rarely made poisonous chicken soup. He also explained to the opponent: "Our excellent goalkeepers are like this. Even if you withstand thousands of attacks, so what if you make one mistake and you will become a laughing stock, because
People will only remember the moment you failed."
The person responsible for making poisonous chicken soup today was obviously Luda. When he was asked by the BBC after the game, "Why do you keep winning, but no team is willing to shake hands with you?", he directly took the microphone and the crowd laughed:
"There are too many holy mothers and double standards in Western society. People here are too strict with good people and too indulgent with bad people; they are too considerate of losers but too harsh on winners."
Luda seemed not satisfied with what he said here, and continued to laugh at the crowd: "I have watched a lot of Western movies and news over the years, and I found that many people here have ideological problems. For example, a bad person has done bad things all his life, and he only needs to do one thing
A good thing can move people; but if a good person does good things throughout his life, he will be infamous forever if he does just one bad thing."
Asian media, especially Chinese media, were shocked by Ruda's remarks because he directly attacked the entire Western society.
However, the Western media was not as aggressive as expected, because it was Luda who said this!
This person has become the common idol of hippies, punks, metal parties, goths, rock youths, rednecks, hip-hop culture, environmentalists, animal rights activists and other groups around the world.
If he announces that he will join the United States and run for president, he will probably get a lot of votes from these groups.
Therefore, no matter how extreme the words come from his mouth, everyone's ability to bear him will be countless times stronger than others.
Many people even scolded him with their mouths, but they agreed with his words in their hearts. They even secretly enjoyed it and expected him to say more violent remarks.
Wu Jie feels that the only person who can criticize BUFFs such as "LGBTQ", "skin color", "environmental protection", "animal welfare" and "depression" in the future is none other than Ruda.
At that time, faced with all kinds of mistakes, many Western people who dared to be angry but dare not speak out would definitely regard him as their spiritual leader.
For example, he knew that Qin Jian's American agent said that his favorite sports stars were Qin Jian and Luda.
Ruda dismissed this: "Being the president of the United States is boring, but being the president of the Republic of Texas is just about the same."
Lin Yaodong immediately agreed: "Indeed, then I will be the president of the Republic of California!"
Chapter completed!