The four hundred and fortieth chapters classics will be passed down forever
"The ball is flying all the way to the stands. If it doesn't explode, it will definitely go out of bounds. Of course it must be counted as out of bounds!"
"Have you never seen the alien elevator ball? If it doesn't explode, it will immediately turn down. Who can stop such a terrifying force?
"Yes, this goal should be counted as a goal!"
"It's a joke, how can you be sure that the football will definitely fall? It's not like aliens never miss the elevator ball!"
"You're right, Alien's so-called elevator ball only has a career goal rate of 19% from set kicks, which is barely one goal out of five free throws. It's not that amazing at all!"
"It's only 19%. If I remember correctly, among the players who have taken more than 10 direct free kicks this season, there is only one player in Europe whose goal rate exceeds 20%, and that is a Chinese goalkeeper!"
"..."
Fans from both sides began to argue with each other. No one noticed that the referee quietly picked up the whistle that fell on the ground, but he did not look embarrassed under his wry smile.
This was the first time he encountered such an unprecedented thing.
But it’s not difficult to deal with it. Direct “heavy fines” are the least controversial option!
Such a penalty may not be in compliance with the regulations, but it must be a result that fans on both sides can reluctantly accept.
"Heavy punishment means heavy punishment!"
After Wu Jie heard the heavy penalty, his face was obviously reluctant, but he was snickering in his heart.
In addition to not expecting the ball to explode, he knew very well that his kick was flawed. If the football hadn't exploded, it would have been a perfect anti-aircraft kick!
The Real Madrid players were relatively calm. They didn’t know that Wu Jie’s kick was flawed. Moreover, from their point of view, not only was the power of the ball frightening, but the football also changed lines in a disorderly manner from the beginning. Camacho was even scared.
It gave the illusion that the football was jumping left and right while flying.
Wu Jie happened to see Camacho's frightened expression at this time, and he suddenly had an idea in his heart. He immediately stepped back another twenty meters, obviously planning to do it again without changing.
When the Real Madrid players saw this, they were in extreme panic. Camacho almost collapsed. He didn't want to experience this kind of shot that can explode the football again!
"We can see that the faces of the Real Madrid players are very ugly. Their hearts must be full of fear. This reminds me of Hitchcock's classic dialogue: It's not scary to explode, it's scary to wait for the explosion!"
"Smart move, this is a kind of psychological warfare. The aliens are destroying the opponent's courage openly and openly, thereby making the opponent lose the confidence to fight!"
"Now is the time when courage is most needed. Our players should know that the beauty of fear is that when you run towards it, it will run away, so you must not give in and avoid it!"
"..."
The words of the Spanish commentator made the fans in the country couldn't help but complain. This is a terrifying force that can kick a football. It's easy for you to use your words, but every Real Madrid player on the field, especially the players lined up in the wall, is
Faced with the risk of becoming martyrs at any time, it is their greatest courage to still stand.
At this time, Chen Haonan made a move that won praises from Spanish fans. He, who had never had to line up the core of the human wall, actually walked up to Camacho, patted him on the shoulder, and then asked him to stand on the edge.
, Chen Haonan himself stood in Camacho's original position.
This move earned Chen Haonan applause from Real Madrid fans, but Camacho was not grateful after reacting because it was tantamount to directly exposing his embarrassment to the world.
He could just keep a low profile and hide it, but didn't Chen Haonan expose him by doing this?
Besides, if he changed his position, would Wu Jie let him go?
Of course this won't happen. Wu Jie's terrifying eyes completely followed his position and it was clear that he was targeting him.
Camacho soon understood that unless he did not form a human wall, he would not be able to avoid the nuclear bombs fired by the aliens!
"Fuck, originally there was only one pair of aliens staring at me, but now it's okay, the whole world is looking at me, they are trying to mess with me!"
The more Camacho was stared at, the more frightened he became, and the more he thought about it, the angrier he became!
Chen Haonan is not protecting him, he is putting him on the stage!
At this moment, Camacho's anger towards the Chinese was overwhelming, but after seeing Wu Jie kicking the football in his face again, all his emotions instantly turned into survival instincts.
Fans all over the world saw that Camacho actually made the opposite action to his teammates at the same moment when Wu Jie shot. Not only did he not jump up bravely to defend his own goal with his flesh and blood, but his knees weakened and he did something.
Crouching avoidance position!
This action was too conspicuous in comparison. The Real Madrid players forming the human wall around him didn't actually jump much, but the overall posture was still soaring upward.
Camacho, on the other hand, had the exact opposite posture of avoiding downwards. Although he only slightly bent his knees, with the eyes of the whole world focused on him, this contrast made him really conspicuous!
"Haha, I didn't get in, I didn't get in!"
"That's not the point. The point is that Camacho hid. He actually hid?"
"No, this is not hiding, this is kneeling!"
"Coward, where are your knees?"
"Spanish football was almost ruined by you alone!"
"Hang him! Hang him!"
"..."
Real Madrid fans, or Spanish fans, are angry at this moment!
If Wu Jie hadn't missed the shot, maybe someone would have rushed to the court to judge Camacho, a coward.
Camacho felt aggrieved. How could he dare to block such a ball?
At that time, hiding was a normal human survival instinct. Do we really have to be a martyr?
Wu Jie did not use the elevator ball, nor the banana ball or leaf ball kicks this time. It was the simplest way of using force to achieve miracles. In terms of power alone, it was one point stronger than the previous shot.
Such an earth-shattering and murderous shot hit Camacho's scalp straight to the left side of the goal. The most terrifying thing is that there is almost no arc in the whole process, but the speed is so fast that even the camera can hardly capture the trajectory.
Spanish fans felt that as long as Camacho jumped a little, even if he didn't bend his knees, the ball would be blocked by his head.
Or, Camacho simply doesn't stand here, and they leave the area on the left side of the goal to the goalkeeper in advance. Then this kind of shot with only power and speed may be stopped by the goalkeeper with his body.
But previously, Sanchez was standing closer to the right side of the goal. Not to mention using his body to block the shells, he didn't even react to move his feet. When Sanchez turned around, he could only see the billboard behind the goal being hit by this whistling sound.
Heavy artillery shells knocked it down!
At this time, even he thought that the kick caused him to miss the shot without any reaction!
Camacho also had the luck of surviving a catastrophe. No matter how embarrassing the fans' thoughts were to him, if this goal was really scored because of his lowering his head, he would be completely nailed to the pillar of shame in Spanish football from now on.
, he might really be burned to death by extreme fans.
At this time, the live broadcast first showed a shot of the audience. Arsenal fans were seen holding their heads and sighing, but what was embarrassing was that Real Madrid fans were also holding their heads and exclaiming. It can be seen that this goal is really scary!
"Look, what are the aliens doing?"
"He...he's celebrating?"
"Although this "Alien Somersault" is domineering, has he lost his mind?"
"Wait, why did Sanchez kneel down?"
"Hell, Sabido and Qindo are also on their knees!"
"Asshole, do you want to be burned to death together?"
"..."
That's not all the weirdness of Wu Jie's goal. Soon, fans saw Real Madrid players holding their heads one after another with expressions like they had seen a ghost, or simply kneeling down as if they had seen an alien.
The Arsenal players also had expressions of disbelief on their faces, and then one by one they showed expressions like religious fanaticism and rushed towards Wu Jie, who had just performed two of the most dangerous moves in football, the "alien flip".
The fans at the scene and in front of the TV were a little confused. It wasn't until they saw the belated slow-motion replay that they all turned into dull expressions.
Wu Jie's real "tiger shot" was not followed by most mobile cameras at the time, but a few fixed cameras finally completed the shooting task.
So everyone can see that in the lens that has been slowed down several times, the poor football is still like a hazy white light and cannot be seen clearly, which shows how powerful this ball is.
An even more astonishing shot was in the next scene. Everyone finally knew why the Real Madrid players couldn't help but kneel down. They saw the comic-style shot on TV that didn't look like a human kick. First, it flew directly from the left side of the goal at the speed of light and hit the goal net.
After a brief reaction like nuclear fusion, it was unable to withstand such an astonishing force, and it instantly melted into a large hole as if it had been exposed to 10,000-degree heat.
The fans at the scene and in front of the TV initially thought that this was the reason why the goal was missed. The ball penetrated the goal net and continued its trend. It even knocked down the billboard behind the goal before it fell to the ground.
If you don't watch this process in slow motion, it's really like a shot that missed the target and hit the billboard behind the goal.
"Is this... is this a real shot?"
"The football can be kicked and the goal net can be penetrated! It turns out that "Captain" really didn't lie to me!"
"I don't believe it. How could the football be kicked? How could the net be penetrated? These are all illusions!"
"How could this happen? First the football was kicked, and then it penetrated the goal net. Is this filming a movie, or am I watching anime?"
"It must be a quality issue. Swiss golf courses are too rotten!?"
"How·dare·seduce?"
"..."
At this moment, fans all over Europe, and even the world, had the idea for the first time that "Captain" was not a lie.
Wu Jie's "tiger-like shot" is a bit exaggerated even in comics, but the venue today is the real-life Champions League final, so "Little Footballer" is really not a lie?
“Maybe it’s really a quality issue!”
Wu Jie didn't show any unexpected expression this time. Although he didn't know that there were more than one shooting of footballs in football matches in his previous life, he still knew about Luo's shooting through the net, so in his eyes, "Shooting"
"Go through the net" is much simpler than "Kick the football".
In this shot, Wu Jie aimed to shoot through the net, because he felt that since he could shoot the football, he should have no problem shooting through the net!
Camacho's avoidance was also part of his calculation, because he didn't believe that anyone would dare to use his body to intercept his shot that only pursued power. In other words, he didn't even dare to do so.
Now that his goal was achieved, Wu Jie also knew in his heart that if the quality of the net was really up to standard, he would probably not be able to shoot through it.
Fortunately, the quality of the newly replaced turf at the "Vankeldorf Stadium" today was of good quality, but the poorly maintained goals were not replaced and maintained. This allowed him to create a "classic of the century."
Now Wu Jie knows very well that his two shots will definitely become the greatest performance in football history, and his goal will become a new label for aliens and will be passed down forever.
Chapter completed!