Chapter 147 Take the Piss
()ps: Thank you for the tip from my favorite Hatsune girl~~~~~
Yunfeng hadn't realized yet that the opportunity to play with Yu Wenjun's small breasts had passed by. He just felt that the scale of his words was indeed too large, so he wore clothes on his hands and said with a smile: "Yu Xiao
Madam, it was just a joke, don’t take it to heart, actually
Your breasts are not small at all. I have touched them with my own hands more than once. Although the shape is not obvious, they are soft and thick. If they are considered small, then if they are smaller than you, wouldn't they have to dig a hole and bury their faces in them?
Meet someone? You should be proud of having such unique breasts, don’t feel inferior!”
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"General, you are so shameless!" Yu Wenjun glared at Yunfeng, his red little nose twitching. All the girls were a little doubtful. Will this man apologize? Why did he say the words? Listen,
Isn’t it just a taste?
"Huh~~" Zhang Lingyun exhaled a big breath and said helplessly: "Okay, Yunlang, before you speak in the future, think more about what should be said and what should not be said. Junior sister is not born to be bullied by you.
,Forget it, forget it this time, I hope you won’t regret it!”
Yu Wenjun's heart suddenly jumped. There was some hint in the senior sister's words, and he couldn't help but cast an inquiring look at Yao Jing.
Yao Jing also heard the inappropriateness in Zhang Lingyun's words, and felt anxious. She winked at Zhang Lingyun repeatedly. Zhang Lingyun immediately came back to her senses and secretly thought something was wrong. She quickly smiled and said: "Ah? Yunlang, next time
If you continue to bully Junior Sister, what will you do if Junior Sister ignores you in the future? Just wait and regret it!" . .
Although Yunfeng didn't understand what he meant, he still smiled and said, "That's right, that's right. I regret it now."
Although the couple's hahaha match was perfect, Yu Wenjun still felt uneasy. His suspicious eyes frequently glanced at Yao Jing, thinking that he would ask Yao Jing to find out if that person knew that he had had an affair.
How can you keep your head high with the thought of devotion!
With his thoughts in his heart, Yu Wenjun miraculously held back his tears.
Zhang Lingyun was a little embarrassed and looked at Zhuge Fei and Xiaolan unconsciously. Seeing that they had just fed the child, she immediately urged: "Sister Zhuge, Xiaolan. Quickly urinate the child, and then go over with Yun Lang."
Come on, don’t keep uncle waiting too long.”
"Hmm~~!" Zhuge Fei and Xiaolan both nodded. Zhang Qingju and Zhang Mengdie stepped forward, took the children from their hands, came to a wooden basin in the corner of the hall, squatted down next to the basin, and
The child spread his legs and rested them on his lap, his movements were extremely skillful.
Yunfeng frowned and called out quickly: "Wait a minute!" But it was too late, and he heard the sound of "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" and two crystal clear streams of water flowed into the basin.
All the women except Zhuge Fei turned their attention to Yunfeng. They didn't understand why they had to stop the child from peeing? Did he have to do it himself?
Jin Yuehua asked: "Yunlang, why are you doing this? Just urinate cleanly to avoid any embarrassment later."
Yunfeng shook his head and said: "peeing is not good for the child. It can be said to be of no benefit at all. Don't do it in the future." Speaking of which, Yunfeng himself ignored it. Since Yao Jing and Han Cailan both gave birth to a daughter, he has
Very little time to stay at home and hardly watch
I don't have my own child, and occasionally I don't play with the child much. The girls took it over after they had peed it. So today is the first time I saw the child peed. I have to say that in more than a thousand years, I have peed the child with him.
Modern society is roughly the same, and the movements and sounds are all old-fashioned.
As soon as Yunfeng said this, the girls were even more puzzled. How could peeing be bad for the child?
"Hmph!" Yu Wenjun snorted coldly and said unconvinced: "How can a child know when to pee? If he doesn't pee, he will pee all over his body at any time. By the way, it's just like what you did when you returned to Shanggui, General.
." As she said that, a faint smile appeared on the corner of Yu Wenjun's mouth. She had a fresh memory of Yunfeng's embarrassment that time.
Zhang Lingyun and Yao Jing were secretly having fun. Neither of them expected that Yu Wenjun could recover from the blow so quickly. They both secretly gave her a thumbs up for her perseverance and perseverance, and then continued to look at Yun.
peak.
Yunfeng shook his head again: "peeing is indeed not good for the child, the child is dummy
liUsing and defecation is a very complex behavior. They need to feel the stimulation from the stomach or bladder, understand the meaning of the stimulation, and understand the relationship between keeping pants clean and defecation, including telling themselves to control it and walk to the designated place.
Take off your pants before excreting. Therefore, it is not too late to wait until the child is initially prepared physically and mentally before training. Otherwise, it will unknowingly put too much pressure on the child and strain the mother-child relationship.
It will also delay the time to complete training.
The child's bladder is not fully developed before the age of two and a half, so peeing at this time goes against the rules of growth and development. Although peeing can be done at specific intervals through urinary training, it is just a conditioned reflex, not a young child's bladder.
It really has a controlling effect, so it is best to let it go before the age of two and a half.
Then again, a child's defecation is also a physiological ability that requires natural development stages and processes. Forcing children to urinate will only bring them conditioned reflexes, rather than a stage where their physiological abilities can be controlled.
Forcing the child to urinate will make the child nervous, and may cause some hidden dangers in the future. Urinating and defecation is a stage of growth for young children, and it is a kind of happiness that can only be enjoyed at this stage. It should not be deprived of it, and the posture of the child being forced to pee
It goes against nature and looks uncomfortable to them. It also causes them to be unable to hold back their urine, which can lead to dripping or frequent urination. Frequently reminding children to pee may also affect their concentration. In short, avoid urinating except for adults.
There is really no benefit in being carefree."
Yunfeng spoke eloquently and eloquently, mixed with modern terms such as conditioning. The girls had long been accustomed to his way of speaking. Although a considerable part of the content could not be understood, it did not prevent them from understanding the harm of peeing.
, all of them looked a little ugly for a moment, and Han Cailan couldn't help but lost her voice and said: "This is terrible, Yueyao and Huizhi are both almost one year old, and they have been peeing all the time."
Yunfeng spread his hands: "Then what else can I do? Forget it, just be careful next time you regenerate."
"That's not right!" Yu Wenjun objected loudly: "We have all done it this way, and no one has done anything wrong. General, you just like to make trouble over nothing and make a fuss out of a molehill. Who hasn't been peed on since ancient times?"
Yu Wenjun's eyes were filled with deep contempt and a hint of pride, as if he had exposed a liar on the spot.
Yunfeng smiled calmly: "Mrs. Yu, how much do you remember about your childhood? The embarrassing incident of pee dripping on your legs has long been forgotten? Since you can avoid it by not peeing, why do you have to do it?
Where are you peeing? Did you not listen to what I just said? You know, you are the director of the Women's Federation, have you forgotten your responsibilities of the Women's Federation?"
Chapter completed!