Chapter 512 Abducting the Sycamore Tree
Everyone was speechless.
What do you think this tree is?
Is she an inexperienced little girl?
Elope with you?
How dare you say such a thing? Are you afraid of being struck to death by lightning?
This is the sacred sycamore tree, perhaps the only one like this in the world.
How many words can impress it?
Liu Chi couldn't help but sneer.
Naive or stupid?
He came down from the tree and stood aside, preparing to watch the show. His words were full of contempt, "Human boy, do you think you can make the Indus Sacred Tree follow you and leave with just a few words?"
Even the sacred sycamore tree will ignore you.
The sycamore tree showed no reaction, and Lu Shaoqing continued, "Sacred tree, it's boring for you to stay here all day. The world is so big, you should go out more often and see the outside world."
"Come on, follow me, I will take you to see the world."
Xiao Yi couldn't help but murmur in a low voice, "Second Senior Brother, following you is just another place to sleep."
"The aura here is full of energy and the environment is beautiful. Wouldn't sleeping here be better than following you out?"
My second senior brother likes nothing more than lying still. He wishes he could lie down every day. Any talk of going out for a walk is a lie.
I usually order takeout for every meal.
Lu Shaoqing's affectionate words did not show any reaction to the Wutong tree.
Lu Shaoqing continued, "It's great to go out for a walk. What's the benefit of staying here and being a homebody?"
"Follow me and go out. I'll find you various kinds of soil so that you can eat it to your heart's content. How about you? What else is there besides bird poop?"
Liu Chi was furious, "Human boy, do you want to die?"
Damn it, don't think I don't know you are talking about me again.
Can I still poop in this state?
Lu Shaoqing turned around and said seriously, "Senior, don't take your seat at the right time."
gas
Liu Chi stamped his foot, and the ground suddenly shook, and a bottomless crack spread toward the distance.
The rumbling ground shook like an earthquake.
Yong Yi cast a somewhat sympathetic look at Liu Chi.
Look, this is the result of not beating this bastard to death.
It can make people angry to death.
No matter how strong you are, you will still be so angry that your lifespan will be greatly reduced.
Lu Shaoqing continued to pat the sycamore tree and said, "Aren't you lonely here? Aren't you lonely? Don't you want to find someone to talk to? By coincidence, my junior sister is a talkative, and people are stupid and talk a lot, so she can accompany you."
Everyone's eyes couldn't help but fall on Xiao Yi.
Xiao Yi's face turned red, and she lowered her head first, feeling very embarrassed.
But he quickly raised his head again, waving his little fist angrily in protest, "Second Senior Brother, don't talk nonsense, I'm not stupid, let alone a talker."
Xiao Yi was very panicked. Did I have these labels in the mind of the second senior brother?
Shao Cheng couldn't help but cursed, "Asshole, have you ever said that to your junior sister?"
Lu Shaoqing immediately changed his mind, "My junior sister has a sweet voice and is cute and silly. If you follow me, I promise that you won't be lonely."
Xiao Yi wanted to scratch the wall, but even if she changed her words, she still couldn't escape the stupid word.
I'm obviously not stupid, okay?
Seeing that there was still no reaction, Lu Shaoqing said another way, "You are here, you are so unruly? As a sacred tree, you should shoulder the responsibility of growing the sacred tree family. Follow me and leave, go outside to give birth to monkeys, and grow stronger."
your race."
"What's so good about here? There are only old birds here to accompany you. Why don't you follow me outside? Do you want any birds?"
Liu Chi was angry again, brat, I've tolerated you for a long time.
"Human boy, I see you are looking for death."
Old bird?
Is Shete an old bird?
"I'm only over 2,000 years old today, so I'm pretty old."
Lu Shaoqing turned around with a stunned expression, "Are you so old?"
Liu Chi wanted to hit someone, but when he saw Xiao Hong, he endured it and said coldly, "I'll give you three more chances to say something. If you can't, I'll take your stinky hands away."
It's so abominable, I shouldn't have given you a chance just now.
"Are you sorry?" Lu Shaoqing was unhappy and shouted at Liu Chi, "As a senior, are you so narrow-minded?"
"This is the sacred sycamore tree, not a cat or a dog. I just want to impress people with a few words. Just for fun."
Seeing Lu Shaoqing's anxious expression, Liu Chi felt better. He knew he should have set rules for this hateful human boy.
But it's not too late now.
I don't believe you can move the sacred sycamore tree with just three words.
There was a proud look in his eyes, and he couldn't hide the happiness in his heart, "Just three sentences."
Stinky bird.
Lu Shaoqing greeted Liu Chi in his heart.
But this is his territory, he is so strong and controls the rules, so he has no choice but to accept it.
Lu Shaoqing turned to the sycamore tree and said, "Follow me. I'll give you something nice to eat."
"One sentence!"
"Follow me and I guarantee you will be better in the future."
"Two words!"
Wutongshu still didn't respond, and Lu Shaoqing only had one last chance to say something.
Lu Shaoqing felt depressed, it really wasn't that easy.
The last sentence, what should I say?
Lu Shaoqing frowned and thought hard.
Shao Cheng couldn't help but sigh,
Although I know it is unlikely, I still hope that my apprentice can create a miracle.
But now it doesn't look like a big miracle.
Yong Yi noticed Shao Cheng's talk, and he couldn't help but be stunned, "No way, Brother Shao, you don't really think this kid can be recognized by the Wutong Sacred Tree, do you?"
What are you thinking? This is a sacred tree. How can you recognize others so easily?
Shao Cheng smiled and said, "It would be great if it works."
Yong Yi shook his head, "This is not what I dreamed of doing."
"Besides, with this guy's character, who would want to follow him?"
Lu Shaoqing was silent. In Liu Chi's opinion, this was because Guizhou Donkey was at his wits' end and there was nothing he could do.
He is happier in his heart, giving you hope and then making you despair, it feels so good.
He urged, "Human boy, hurry up, or I'll think you have nothing to say."
"Hurry, hurry, hurry up," Lu Shaoqing cursed and kicked the sycamore tree hard. He was very angry and threatened, "I'll give you a chance, little one. If you don't follow me, I'll chop you up when I come back."
Use it as firewood."
Lu Shaoqing had a fierce expression and turned into a bully. After not getting what he had, he became angry and threatened.
Liu Chi laughed loudly, did he have nothing to say?
If you don't get it, you still want to threaten?
Really naive.
"Human boy, do you think you can make the sacred sycamore tree obey with just one word?"
"Stupid, brainless guy."
"The Wutong Sacred Tree is so noble, how could it take a human threat like you to heart?"
Liu Chi took the opportunity to severely despise Lu Shaoqing. Because of the little guy, I can't teach you any more, and it doesn't stop me from hitting you with words.
However, after Liu Chi finished speaking, Xiao Yi suddenly pointed at the sycamore tree and shouted, "Look!"
Chapter completed!