Long Aotian and Lu Chengwen's eyes were almost falling to the ground.
Hua Xuening on the side laughed.
Lu Chengwen laughed in a tight grin, "Forget it, we are all brothers, we can't make a mistake."
Long Aotian stood up and said, "Uncle Master! You are not righteous!"
"I'm not righteous!?"
"You said that you are the most democratic. If you give your surname to death, then who can compete with Lu Chengwen?" .??.??
Zhao Ritian said, "Don't argue first, I will discuss with Cheng Wen again."
"Are you crazy tricks? Uncle Master clearly wants to help Lu Chengwen, so he decided so! It's useless for you tolerate Lu Chengwen as a grandfather! Don't you understand?"
Zhao Ritian said, "Uncle Master, are you lying to me?"
Ming Disha said, "I am a mentally ill, and everyone in the world knows, how can I lie? Besides, you are so smart!"
Zhao Ritian waved his hand shyly, "Don't... so loud, Long Aotian should feel inferior when he hears it."
Ming Disha said, "Okay! Then I will start a selection. Whoever wins, whoever advances, no regrets, and one bowl of water will do the same. How about it?"
Long Aotian said, "You can't open the back door for Lu Chengwen!"
"Who do you treat me as?" Ming Disha said, "My standards this time are only three standards! Fair! Fair! Or fucking - fair!"
Ming Disha thought for a while, "In this way, we will divide it into three aspects: wisdom, courage, and filial piety, and we will compete..."
Long Aotian pressed Ming Disha's wrist with one hand and said, "Uncle Master, I have passed the competition. I have eaten what I should eat, beaten up and suffered all the injuries. Lu Chengwen has taken all the advantages he should take. Let's change the project!"
"Oh, that's it."
Zhao Ritian approached Long Aotian and said, "What are you eating?"
Long Aotian "get out."
"Tell me, is it delicious?"
Ming Disha said, "Then, I'll ask you, one plus one equals..."
"I've played it too!" Long Aotian said, "Uncle Master, you have to say something,
It's different from them."
"Oh, I have to say it's different from others."
"Yes! Isn't it 'fucking fair'? It can't be such a subjective judging event, like swimming, running, who wins and who loses immediately!"
Ming Disha thought for a long time, "I have it! For fairness, you three will bid for auction! Hehe, whoever pays more money will help me advance. Is this okay?"
Zhao Ritian shouted, "This is fair! I agree!"
Long Aotian really...want to kill Zhao Ritian.
If he hadn't been able to beat this bastard to death, he would have been unable to bear it for a whole day.
"You agree to a chicken... Isn't it okay if you use your brain? Are you richer than Lu Chengwen? Are you richer than me?"
"Yes..." Zhao Ritian finally realized, "Uncle Master, can you give me a few days? I'll go back and borrow it from Master..."
Long Aotian pulled Zhao Ritian over and said to Ming Disha, "Uncle Master, just compete! The three of us, you are all the primary level of the four gates of Tianquan. Whoever wins will advance, so it is fair and reasonable!"
Zhao Ritian covered his mouth and smiled, "Say you don't have enough brains. Lu Chengwen is just a junior, so he doesn't need to be sealed."
Long Aotian looked at him, "You are sick! What are you doing at this time? What are you doing!?"
Ming Disha said, "Oh, don't make a noise, don't make a noise, don't make a noise... You kids are really... terrifying."
"Then this way! Two wins in three games! How about you... holding your breath? It's simple and fast. Whoever stays in the water for a long time will win!"
Long Aotian bowed his fists and bowed "Agree!"
Zhao Ritian also quickly said, "I agree too!"
Lu Chengwen was stunned, "Uncle Master..."
“Three votes to two votes,
pass!"
Lu Chengwen felt something was wrong!
Long Aotian agreed so well. Could it be that he knows how to do this?
The three of them came to the riverside, took off their coats and only wore shorts, and went down the river.
Uncle Master said, "One! Two! Three! Start!" ??
The three of them sank down together.
Lu Chengwen was the first to come up.
He also worked hard, but he had never practiced the skills of holding his breath and was the first to be eliminated.
Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian are really amazing!
Just hold it in! It doesn't move in the water! It's like two turtles!
Lu Chengwen was frightened, but fortunately he gave up early, otherwise it would have been in vain to persevere for too long.
These two people are so powerful!
Hua Xuening ran over and said, "Master, don't catch a cold, put on your clothes."
"Yes." Lu Chengwen roasted the fire. "They are really good. They can hold it in for so long."
Hua Xuening said, "Tian'er has good underwater skills. If he breathes a grass stick, he can be underwater for three days and three nights."
"real?"
"Really." Hua Xuening said, "I was soaked that time."
Lu Chengwen envied, "Zhao Ritian is OK! I didn't expect that he could hold it in such a way. Look at him, his limbs are stretched, his body is natural, floating quietly on the water... It just floats lightly, as if he has been choked to death..."
Hua Xuening said, "Master, he seems to be choking to death!"
"Ah? No?"
Lu Chengwen quickly stood up and ran over there, "This kid is so persistent! This is really the one who wants to win even if he fights his life!"
Lu Chengwen took Zhao Ritian up, pressed his chest and slapped his mouth.
Hua Xuening also kicked him in the belly one by one.
After a long time, Zhao Ritian spit out a sip of water, his eyes blurred.
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"I... did I win? Am I pulling it up?"
Lu Chengwen shook his head, "Ri Tian'er, you're already pulling up, you've already floated up. If you can't hold it in, come up and change your breath, why bother?"
"Where is Long Aotian?"
At this time, Long Aotian suddenly raised his head and gasped violently, "I won!"
Zhao Ritian slapped the ground in annoyance, "It's just one step away! I'm just one step away from seeing the dawn of victory!"
Lu Chengwen looked at him, "You're just one step away from seeing the King of Hell. Okay, roast the fire and wear clothes."
Ming Disha laughed, "Not bad, Aotian has a profound skill in Qiguangong, excellent performance, and deserves praise! Cheng Wen retreated with difficulties and knew how to advance and retreat. Although he failed to get the lead, he was also doing his best!"
Zhao Ritian gasped, "Uncle Master, where is me? I!"
"Are you?"
"Um."
"You...you are so lucky! You are so stubborn! Good guy, it doesn't matter if you are floating there, it makes me confused. Just watched you analyze it all the time, what faction of Qigong you are practicing? Why is it so strange? It's like drowning. Such a strange Qigong is rare in the world!"
"You almost drowned as a result! I'll give you a thumbs up!"
Long Aotian was very happy, "Uncle Master, let's compare the next item!"
"Okay!" Ming Disha said, "You are more angry in the next project!"
Before Ming Disha could finish speaking, Zhao Ritian raised his hand and said, "I agree!"
Then he turned around and said to Lu Chengwen, "I didn't ask for help this time, don't mess with me!"
Then he gritted his teeth and said, "I don't believe it! I will lose to the shit-squirting dragon!"
Long Aotian smiled and looked at Zhao Ritian, saying to Lu Chengwen, "Hear? Message others."
Hua Xuening said, "Uncle Master, I'm done with breathing! It's time to change the project!"
Chapter completed!