Lu Chengwen is discussing life with Xu Xuejiao.
Xu Xuejiao was sitting on Lu Chengwen's body and was heaving violently. Suddenly Hua Xuening came in and said, "Master, stop for a moment!"
Xu Xuejiao hugged Lu Chengwen, turned around and said, "What are you doing?"
Xu Xuejiao said, "Your uncle is here!"
Xu Xuejiao looked at Lu Chengwen, "Why is he here?"
"I don't know, let him wait." .??.
Hua Xuening said, "He said he stole the Tianmen Pill for you!"
Lu Chengwen put Xu Xuejiao down, and Xu Xuejiao pulled the blanket over her, lying on the bed, and said sweetly, "Your Majesty, come back early, I am waiting for you here."
Lu Chengwen looked at her, "It's time to take a picture of you like this and let your father see it."
"Hehe, you are my majestic father, Mwa!"
Lu Chengwen trembled, put on his clothes and looked at Hua Xuening.
Hua Xuening's face turned red and she was already fascinated by it.
"Still watching?"
Hua Xuening came back to her senses and blushed even more, "Who is watching!? I am... studying."
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Coming to the living room, Lu Chengwen laughed loudly, "Uncle, oh, why are you so free?"
Ming Disha threw a bottle over and said, "Go on."
Lu Chengwen caught it, "That's it...if you had to do it earlier, wouldn't it save me the hassle of doing it myself?"
"You have to practice and fight with many people. The guy surnamed Long and the guy surnamed Zhao are both very powerful. If you don't make progress, they will catch up to you sooner or later."
"They are already far ahead of me."
"So! You need to hurry up! You have to have a sense of crisis and a sense of urgency."
Lu Chengwen looked at him, "What did you do again?"
"Haha! Wait until you reach the peak of the upper four gates before taking the Tianmen Pill. Now, you need a new cauldron!"
"No? Are you coming again?"
Ming Disha took out a bag from behind the sofa, opened the bag, and revealed a girl's little head.
He has blond hair and a delicate appearance. He has his eyes closed and seems to be asleep.
"Tang Yiyi!?"
Lu Chengwen covered his face and said, "Can you stop being like this in the future? What does it mean to arrest someone quietly?"
"I'm helping you!"
"Thank you!"
Ming Disha explained, "This is the best! Use it in conjunction with the little girl from the Zhang family last time, and the effect will be better. It can refresh the mind, strengthen the muscles and bones, relax the muscles and activate blood circulation, and it can also resist aging and enhance resistance!"
Lu Chengwen was extremely depressed, "Aren't you afraid of thunder and lightning when you do this?"
"I'm not afraid." Ming Disha said, "For a normal person, the probability of being struck by lightning is one in a million. I think I can take this risk."
Lu Chengwen looked at him, "Are you a normal person? The probability of you being like this should be 100%!"
"Why are you talking to Uncle Master? What did you do in there just now? Are you focusing on useless people? Cheng Wen! You have to recognize your own identity!"
"Is your energy your own? It belongs to everyone in the world! It belongs to the whole world! Don't waste your energy on irrelevant girls!"
"You have to put your precious abilities on the right people. For example, this..."
Mingdisha began to introduce his new "product"
"From her appearance, to her body, and her special physique, they are all very suitable for you! Make her docile and take them alternately with that girl from the Zhang family. I guarantee that you will be fine in less than three months.
Can reach the top of the four gates!"
"Uncle, my master taught me to follow the high road and practice benevolence and righteousness. What you taught me was all about sneaking around, picking flowers and stealing grass. Do you think it's appropriate for you at such an old age?"
Ming Disha stood up suddenly, very excited
"You are the bloodline of the ancient ape god! There will be no one in hundreds of years! If you practice well, you have a chance to be on par with the twelve main gods of ancient times!"
"Neither your master nor I have such conditions! If we did, we wouldn't be hesitant and procrastinating like you!"
"Once the ancient ape god develops his divine power, he will be different from ordinary people. He can destroy the world and change the world! Once the disaster comes, the world will not be saved. Who will carry it? Me? Or your master?"
"We are so old, and our cultivation has reached its limit, can we handle it? Don't we have to rely on you young people?"
"Don't you have to go and die!?"
Lu Chengwen's eyes widened, "Is it going to kill people to bear the catastrophe?"
Ming Disha waved his hand, "That's not important!"
Lu Chengwen "Isn't important?"
Ming Disha: "I worked so hard to help you find a girl, do you think I have low morals and no humanity?"
"Yes! I am a person with a low moral standard. But do you really think that I don't have the slightest sense of guilt or guilt for arresting these girls?"
"Yes! I don't! But you also have to think clearly, your uncle, I have done so much for you because I want to prove that my method is right and that I am right?"
"Yes! I have this idea! But you..."
"Okay, okay!" Lu Chengwen interrupted, "Uncle, I will take care of my own affairs, so you don't have to worry about it. Okay? With you like this, I feel like I am no longer a human being. The Qi Meishao incident is left to
I haven't dealt with my shadow yet, and now I feel like..."
"How successful is she?!" Ming Di said fiercely, "You have several good seedlings around you, but you don't move on any of them!"
Ming Di pointed his finger at Qi Meishao, "Take her as an example. I can tell at a glance that in order to protect her, you are reluctant to squeeze her too hard. What am I saying about you being soft-hearted? She is a descendant of Nuwa and is very tough. You are always reluctant to let her go.
How can you move forward by absorbing her inner strength?"
Qi Meishao blushed and did not dare to say a word.
Lu Chengwen felt ashamed and said, "Don't... don't say this in front of so many people."
"And she!" Mingdi pointed at Hua Xuening, "What a good girl, she is also the best! If you take her down, I can guarantee that you will definitely improve by leaps and bounds! And people have liked you for so long, and you just let people look at you.
Wait, are you a human?"
Hua Xuening nodded vigorously, "That makes sense."
Lu Chengwen was going crazy. "Uncle, please lower your voice and don't get too excited..."
"How can I not be excited!" Ming Di said, "Hey? Where is your little monkey?"
"She's upstairs. She recently found someone to teach her how to play the piano, saying it can train her brain."
"Oh, you have to be careful with that one. She is your nemesis and your lucky star."
Lu Chengwen looked back at the stairs and asked Ming Disha, "Uncle Master, do you know about her situation? Can you tell me about it?"
"Hahaha! You're interested in her, aren't you?"
"No, I just think of her as my sister."
"Pull him down! You are the kind of person who wants to be a special professional service worker for women and build a landmark moral building in the city! You are noisy about not eating, but you insist on being fed to your mouth.
I'm feeding it into your mouth now, why are you pretending?"
Lu Chengwen pulled Ming Disha, "Uncle, come here, sit here, sit down, sit down, and speak slowly."
Qi Meishao came over and said, "Uncle Master, the tea has gone cold. Meishao will give you a new one."
"Hmm, this girl is so sensible!" Ming Di said fiercely, "Next time, you can persuade him and ask him to work harder. You can handle it."
"Yes." Qi Meishao blushed, "I...persuaded me every time..."
"That's good."
Lu Chengwen felt that he was simply dead in the world.
"You all go back to the house, go, let's go, I will chat with my uncle for a while."
Lu Chengwen thought for a while and said with a smile, "Uncle, you and the master... seem to be able to figure it out?"
"If you can pinch and calculate, you are a charlatan. We can't. We can only touch a little bit of the way of heaven and calculate the fortune of heaven, earth and people."
"Oh! Do you know the little monkey's life experience?"
"Know."
"Tell me! After I find out, maybe I can help her. If she has a home, I will send her back. If not,
Well, at least I know where she came from."
"Oh, I don't know either. Anyway...you have to be careful when sleeping with her..."
"Why should I sleep with her? I...Uncle Master, I'm not the kind of person you think!"
"I have calculated your luck."
"Oh? How about it?"
"Love each other and kill each other." Ming Disha said, "You will most likely die in her hands, or die because of her."
Lu Chengwen was stunned.
"But! If you don't die, hahaha, you'll be happy!"
"What's the cool way?"
"There's an extra cauldron!"
Lu Chengwen said in his heart that I just can't beat you, or else I'll beat you to death in minutes!
"Is it possible that... I don't have to die, and I don't have to feel happy? I just need to... put her in a good place."
"Hahaha! No!" Ming Disha said, "Your destiny will be entangled in the later stage. For example, you are a big tree, and now the vines are entangled with you, and the little monkey is entangled with you.
,Very important."
Lu Chengwen felt that asking him would be in vain.
"Uncle Master, what exactly is that calamity?"
Mingdi laughed heartily, "How do I know? I have never seen a natural disaster in my life."
"Have there been any catastrophes before?"
"It happened once in the legend, and it was very scary."
"Oh? What's it like?"
"The record is unknown." Ming Disha said, "It means that the natural disaster came to the world and the world collapsed. The twelve main gods sacrificed themselves to withstand the natural disaster and save the world. That's pretty much it."
Lu Chengwen looked at him, "It used to be... twelve gods to fight against the catastrophe?"
"Yes! Oh, they are said to be gods, but in fact they are all humans, just relatively powerful ancient warriors."
Lu Chengwen continued, "Now that the natural disaster is coming again, do you and Master think I can resist it alone?"
"Of course." Ming Disha said, "The main reason is that there is no one else but you. If there are twelve people like you, what's the point?"
"Just...can you find twelve more to replace me?"
"No, no, no!" Ming Disha shook his head like a rattle, "You are necessary, important, and indispensable."
"Does that mean I'm dead?"
"Oh, why are you afraid of death at such a young age? It is normal for me to be afraid of death at such an old age. This young man."
Lu Chengwen sighed, "Uncle, I can actually do math."
"Oh? What can you count?"
Chapter completed!