Chapter 1458 Mr. Lu’s comfort zone
Lu Chengwen dreamed.
In the dream, he and Chen Mengyun and Xu Xuejiao were together. The three of them watched movies and ate hot pot together, and they were very happy.
Finally, I felt something was wrong and I was pushed to wake up by Liu Ruyan.
"Lu Chengwen, wake up!"
Lu Chengwen woke up suddenly, immediately remembered his situation, and searched for his gentleman snow on both sides and around.
Liu Ruyan said: "Stop looking for it, I'm taken away by the old madman!"
"Old madman!?"
Lu Chengwen looked up and saw an old man sitting opposite him, closing his eyes to rest and regulating his breathing and practicing.
Next to him, Jiang Yuanshu also woke up, took some pills, and tried to restore her strength.
The two-sided knife sits on the other side, calmly adjusting the internal breath, and trying hard to recover from the injury.
But he was obviously angry and stared at Lu Chengwen with a pair of eyes hatred.
Lu Chengwen looked back at the old man: "Senior..."
"shut up!"
The old man suddenly opened his eyes: "Who are you four?"
Jiang Yuanshu competed with the two-sided sword and tried her best to recover.
Jiang Yuanshu said at this time: "Senior, I am the youngest daughter of the ancient martial arts Jiang family, Jiang Yuanshu. How dare you ask about the name of the Gao surname of Senior?"
"Jiang Family?" The old man raised his eyebrows: "I have some impression."
He asked Liu Ruyan again: "Where are you?"
"Go to the senior, I am the descendant of the Tianwu clan, Liu Ruyan."
"Hmph! The Tianwu clan is also my friend."
"Thank you, Senior."
The old man asked Lu Chengwen: "Where are you?"
Lu Chengwen thought about it and was about to speak, and he smiled with a knife: "He is the famous Lu Chengwen, senior. He doesn't spit bones when he eats people, and does not use a knife to kill people. He is best at conspiracy and tricks, and the fence-riding faction will fall with the wind. Whoever has the ability will shoot
Whose flattery? Senior, he is a bad guy!”
The old man narrowed his eyes: "Oh? Are you a bad guy?"
Lu Chengwen quickly explained: "Senior, I'm not, I..."
"shut up!"
The old man snorted, glared at Lu Chengwen viciously, and asked two more swords: "Who are you!?"
"Uh...I'm...I'm a casual cultivator in the martial arts world, I'm a good person!"
Liu Ruyan immediately said: "Senior, he is not, he is..."
"Stop!" The old man glared at Liu Ruyan: "Did you let me speak?? I asked him, but I didn't ask you!"
Then stared at the two-sided knife: "Are you a good person?"
"Young people are good people, really good people!"
"Okay!" The old man slapped his thigh: "I'll eat you tonight!"
"Um!?"
All four were confused.
The old man said, "I'm lucky. Fortunately, there is a good person. Hehe. The meat of bad people is smelly, and only the meat of good people is fragrant!"
Both sides were confused: "You... are you eating people?"
"Yes, is it very strange?"
Two-sided sword thought it wasn't strange!?
Both sides were so angry that they were half dead, and they slowly prepared to accumulate strength and a sudden attack.
"Hey where is my stuff?"
The old man was completely unprepared and turned to find something. He jumped up on both sides, and a powerful true energy rushed out directly.
The old man didn't even look back, and pinched the wrists of both sides of the knife, and cracked the bone with a click.
The two-sided swords were suppressed by the true energy and knelt on the ground, extremely shocked: "Senior, I know I was wrong!"
The old man turned his head and said, "Did you see my stuff?"
The two-sided swords were shocked.
"What...what?"
"That's all things!"
Liu Ruyan felt that it was a bad dish.
This old man is obviously mentally abnormal!
It was fine when he sat there and didn't move. As soon as he moved, his tone of speaking, his eyes looking at people, his posture of walking, and his occasionally expression... all proved that this person had mental problems and seemed to have amnesia!
Lu Chengwen rubbed his chin.
My master is a little crazy, but this is absolutely crazy!
Jiang Yuanshu's true energy was not smooth, and she was very irritated at this time, and blood was spilled out of the corners of her mouth again.
Lu Chengwen smiled.
I'm in my comfort zone, I'm the best at fooling the old man.
Looking back at the two girls: "Look at me."
Lu Chengwen walked over: "Senior, could you be..."
"That's a big deal! Get out of here!"
"OK."
Lu Chengwen quickly came back and sat down, and said to Liu Ruyan: "Did you see it? Learn a little!"
Four people had no choice but to be trapped here.
The old man sat down again: "I'll ask you a question. Who can say it well? I'll give him a lot of rewards, heal him and teach him kung fu. If I don't answer well, I'll eat him!"
Lu Chengwen said: "Do you often eat people?"
"Where are people who often eat people? Isn't that a pervert?!"
Several people thought that it wouldn’t be great if you eat occasionally!
The old man said, "It's just a sudden whim today. I'm on my birthday today, I just made a wish, and I want to eat people and try something. Hehehe, you four will arrive. However, it is said that women's meat is not delicious, and bad people's meat is both tidy and
I can only eat good people’s.”
Lu Chengwenxin said who taught you all these scientific knowledge?
The old man looked at them: "I think you are all people with kung fu, sects, families, and casual cultivators... When you are walking in the world, who has seen my son?"
Four people look at me, I look at you.
Jiang Yuanshu narrowed her eyes and said nothing. She felt that she could not talk to this mentally ill patient.
Liu Ruyan didn't dare to say anything, so she could only go to see Lu Chengwen.
The old man asked the two girls first, but neither of them said they didn't see it.
Asked again, the two-sided knife was depressed: "Senior, you have to first say what your son's surname is, what his name is, or what his height and weight are, such as what weapons he uses, what kung fu is good at, and whether he is special
Accessories, birthmarks, personal characteristics…”
The old man said, "My son, that's my son! The year he left was fifteen years old, no, four... no, no, fifteen, or fifteen, in short, it's almost that big."
"He said he wanted to become a famous knight in the world, so he wanted to go around the world. At that time, I was injured, and he asked me to wait for him here. He went to find me a rare elixir and heal me! This time, it was...
…Hmph, I’ve been old for many years.”
Two-sided Knife reminded: "Name, does he have a name?"
The old man gave him a mouth: "Nonsense! If I remember, I'll ask you!"
He covered his face with his two-sided sword, feeling it was too weird: "No, senior, what skill did he use?"
The old man gave him a mouth: "My son! Of course he used the same kung fu as me!"
Two-sided sword thought to yourself that you were unreasonable: "No, senior, what weapon did he use?"
The old man gave him another mouth: "My son, he is proficient in all kinds of weapons!"
The nose was bleeding from both sides: "Then he must have some characteristics, right? If you say this, it will be difficult for me to compete with the heroes of the Jianghu!"
The old man slapped him again and again: "Let me think about it!"
In less than a second, the old man suddenly realized: "I remember it! My son is handsome, tall and handsome, and extremely smart, and has no character. He is very filial! Do you remember it?"
He pointed at Lu Chengwen with two swords: "Senior, please ask him."
Chapter completed!