Chapter 1191 No matter how funny it is, I won’t laugh
In the conference room.
Lu Chengwen said: "You two, sit down."
Ouyang Zuoheng and Ouyang Fen looked at the chairs and shook their heads in unison: "I won't sit down anymore."
Both Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian were not sure what was going on with these two people.
Both of them beat up Ouyang Fen. One was given Chuanxi Pills, and the other was beaten until he vomited shit... They thought they were seeking revenge.
Now he didn't even sit down, and his expression was... very complicated.
The two people looked at each other, nodded slightly, united the front, and were always ready to flip the table... and escape for their lives.
Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian were very tense.
It's not easy for the two of them either.
Lu Cheng Wenping retired everyone, leaving only three brothers and two father and son.
Sit yourself in the center.
"Uh...this is my senior brother, Long Aotian!"
Ouyang Zuoheng quickly clasped his fists and raised his hands: "Young Master Long, you are indeed a hero born from a young age. How disrespectful! How disrespectful!"
Long Aotian didn't expect it!
Lao Deng is quite polite!
He quickly stood up and clasped his fists in his hands: "There have been many misunderstandings before. Please forgive me, Mr. Ouyang!"
"Alas, they are all our own, just a misunderstanding!"
"This is my junior brother, Zhao Ritian."
Ouang Zuoheng also smiled and said: "He is indeed a hero! He is so heroic! Nice to meet you!"
Zhao Ritian was also happy: "I beat your son to make him squirt out, but I wanted him to squirt out from below, but it was too tight! Alas, it's because I'm not a Confucian teacher, I'm not good at studying, and I haven't reached the level of
That kind of..."
Ouyang Zuoheng said quickly: "Okay, okay."
Lu Chengwen said: "You two, sit down and talk."
The two people looked at the chairs, feeling very embarrassed.
But standing here was too awkward, so I had to sit down crookedly.
Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian don’t know the situation!
What's going on with these two men? Why are they sitting crookedly, as if their buttocks are afraid to touch the stool?
Zhao Ritian tilted his head and approached Long Aotian: "What's going on with them? They're very weird!"
Long Aotian also approached him: "I guess it's hemorrhoids."
Zhao Ritian nodded, expressing understanding.
Long Aotian said: "Elder brother, actually, Mr. Ouyang has something to ask you this time."
Long Aotian was stunned: "Looking for me? What's the matter?"
Lu Chengwen looked at Ouyang Zuoheng: "Mr. Ouyang, you can speak for yourself."
How could Ouyang Zuoheng be so embarrassed? People would probably laugh to death over this kind of thing.
Very embarrassed: "Cheng Wen, how about you say it for us?"
Lu Chengwen nodded: "The thing is, the buttholes of Ouyang and his son..."
"Cheng Wen!" Ouyang Zuoheng interrupted quickly, thinking that I should speak for myself. You are too straightforward and don't care whether we are shameless or not.
Ouyang Zuo Heng said: "Well... things are a bit embarrassing. The two of you and I are heart-to-hearts. We also hope that you, first of all, don't make any noise about it, and secondly, don't make fun of our father and son! Please!"
Long Aotian was excited.
Zhao Ritian was also happy.
Long Aotian said: "Don't worry, as long as my junior brother is here, no embarrassing things will be made public."
Zhao Ritian didn't expect that Long Aotian would praise him. He was surprised and pleasantly surprised.
Ouyang Zuoheng pressed the armrest of the chair, not daring to sit down with his buttocks: "Oh, it's a bit embarrassing to talk about it now."
Long Aotian narrowed his eyes and probably understood.
"Doctors are like parents. Could it be that Mr. Ouyang wants me to help with diagnosis and treatment?"
"Oh, that's right!"
Ouyang Zuoheng said: "He is indeed a wise man! Young Master Long is indeed worthy of his reputation."
"Hey, since they are my junior brother's friends, they are all our own. Mr. Ouyang said it doesn't matter. What's wrong with you? Or is there a family member with a chronic illness? Or..."
"No, it's just...ahem..." Ouyang Zuoheng said: "We, father and son, were injured the day before yesterday. We went to a miracle doctor for treatment and the wound was sutured."
Everyone nodded together.
"But... Oops, this doctor was so confused. He just said that all the wounds must be sewn up, and he actually sewn them up."
Long Aotian was stunned: "Isn't it supposed to be like this?"
"Yes... it stands to reason... we should... sew up all the injured areas. But... my son's..."
Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian stretched their necks together and pricked up their ears to listen.
Ouyang Zuoheng gritted his teeth and said, "Let's make sure we don't laugh at us!"
The two of them feel so in love! Big melon!
They were so anxious that they shook their heads together: "No joke, no joke, you say it."
"Both my father and my son, the back... was given to... him... to... sew... both of us."
Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian looked at each other, slowly retracted their bodies, and sat on the chairs.
His expression began to change.
Long Aotian pursed his lips vigorously and suppressed laughter.
Zhao Ritian covered his mouth with one hand, pinched his cheek hard, and tried hard to endure it.
Long Aotian raised his head and looked at the ceiling, trying hard to hold back his laughter.
Zhao Ritian lowered his head and covered his forehead with his hands, trying his best to keep his smile from being too obvious.
Long Aotian took a deep breath and tried to control his expression!
Zhao Ritian raised his head again, shaking it from side to side, holding back tears from the corners of his eyes.
Ouyang was so angry that he wanted to take action, but Ouyang Zuoheng grabbed his wrist under the table, looked at him, and shook his head.
Now the only one who can remove the stitches between them is Long Aotian.
Ouyang Zuoheng said: "Because the suturing technique of that miracle doctor is extremely special, ordinary doctors cannot remove the sutures. I heard that Long Shaoxia is a famous miracle doctor, so he must be proficient in the technique of removing sutures! Therefore, my father and son came here to ask for help.
, please young hero, please remove the stitches for me, father and son, to solve the problem of... well... the reincarnation of grains..."
Long Aotian looked at Lu Chengwen, his face turned purple.
Zhao Ritian pinched his thigh hard, shook his head, and looked at Lu Chengwen with tears in his eyes.
Lu Chengwen looked at them both with a smile.
"Don't look at me, I'm done laughing in the car."
Long Aotian burst out laughing!
Zhao Ritian banged the table: "Hahahaha! Butthole! The butthole has been sewn shut! Hahaha, it was glued before, but now it's sewn, you two are brave! Hahahaha!"
Long Aotian opened his mouth and wiped away his tears: "I can't remove this thread. You really have to find someone else. I'm not taboo, I'm just... I'm afraid... When I saw that scene, my hands shook with laughter.
...Ahahahahaha..."
Zhao Ritian looked at Long Aotian: "Just tell me, is the Ouyang family talented? They can sew chrysanthemums together! I don't even have such imagination!"
Long Aotian also looked at Zhao Ritian: "I think you are quite smart! Really! At least you won't sew your butthole shut!"
"Oh my god, I'm so smart!" Zhao Ritian said: "I just sewed it up for fun...how dare you eat? How dare you sit on a stool? What a misfortune!"
Long Aotian said: "When I mentioned hemorrhoids before, it was obvious that I had limited knowledge!"
Ouyang Zuoheng stood up suddenly: "You two!"
He gritted his teeth, stared, and was furious: "My father and son sincerely ask for help, and they are extremely sincere! You two actually laughed at me like this! Do you really...think that I, Ouyang Zuoheng, am easy to bully!?"
Ouyang stood up abruptly, pointed domineeringly, then froze, turned around and said painfully: "Dad, I seem to... stand up violently... the thread has collapsed..."
Chapter completed!