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Chapter 1171 Mr. Fen is fooled

Ouyang Fen was in a good mood now that he had money and subordinates.
After having money and brothers, the next step is a woman.
Ouyang Fen wanted Jiang Shihan, and Lu Chengwen shook his head: Jiang Shihan worked with me to help you make money.
Ouyang Fen wanted Qi Meishao and Luo Shiyin again. Lu Chengwen shook his head: Qi Meishao and Luo Shiyin are helping me and you make money together.
At this time, the door opened and Xu Xuejiao walked in.
Ouyang Fen was excited, it was her.
Stand up and get close.
Xu Xuejiao took a look and saw that there were gold, silver, copper and iron, and they were all standing next to Ouyang Fen. She looked at Lu Chengwen with confusion.
Lu Chengwen shook his head.
[The five of them are undercovers, sister Xuejiao, don’t be a gangster!]
Xu Xuejiao smiled.
I said, it’s more fun to follow Brother Cheng Wen, there are always interesting things like this happening.
Xu Xuejiao raised an eyebrow: "Brother Cheng Wen, why haven't you killed these five guys yet? I said that as long as I live, they must die!"
Ouyang Fen was startled, and looked back at the five, thinking that it was hard to say, my men have a grudge against this beautiful woman.
Ouyang Fen laughed: "Sister Xuejiao... Where are the five of them? They have offended you before. Can you please spare them for my sake?"
Xu Xuejiao looked at Ouyang Fen: "It's you again! I'm here to discuss business with brother Lu Chengwen, and I don't have time to talk to you."
"Why!"
Ouyang Fen blocked Xu Xuejiao's path coquettishly: "I heard that sister Xuejiao is a miraculous doctor in the North. Why don't you take my pulse?"
Xu Xuejiao looked at him: "You have nothing wrong with you, you just have a bad stomach."
Ouyang Fen was shocked: "Yes! Sister Xuejiao, can I still be saved?"
"It's a small problem, just use some Selu and it'll be fine."
Ouyang Fen didn't understand and looked at Xu Xuejiao: "I...you can see it?"
"Constipated?"
Ouyang Fen's face turned red, he was a little shy and hesitant.
Xu Xuejiao said dissatisfiedly: "What's so embarrassing about this? Many girls suffer from hemorrhoids. As a human being, you can't hide your illness and avoid treatment. Besides, your illness is not a serious disease."
Ouyang Fen nodded: "Kaiselu...how to take it?"
Xu Xuejiao looked at him: "Open..."
The military advisor approached Ouyang Fen and reminded him in a low voice: "Young Master Fen, Kaiselu is a drop of liquid, not food."
Ouyang Fen nodded and asked Xu Xuejiao enthusiastically: "Ms. Xu, how do you use Kaiselu?"
Xu Xuejiao looked at Ouyang Fen, who looked sincere.
Xu Xuejiao looked at Ouyang Fen: "Put it in and squeeze out some, that's it."
Ouyang Fen felt something was wrong: "Where...?"
Xu Xuejiao looked at Ouyang Fen, and Ouyang Fen looked at Xu Xuejiao, neither of them spoke.
One is waiting for the answer, and the other is thinking about the answer.
Xu Xuejiao took out the phone: "Wei, Xiao Zhang, sell a bottle of cork and send it up."
Not long after, a little assistant ran in panting: "Mr. Xu, come on."
Xu Xuejiao handed the kaiselu to Ouyang Fen: "Don't squeeze too much. There are instructions on it, learn to use it yourself."
Ouyang Fen smiled slightly: "Thank you very much."
Lu Chengwen pulled Xu Xuejiao over and asked, "Why are you here in Bingzhou?"
"There is an operation backstage, it's scheduled. I'm going to check on the patient's condition today and prepare the details of the operation."
Ouyang Fen looked at Kai Sailu, raised his head and looked at Lu Chengwen and Xu Xuejiao, feeling bored.
After thinking about it, I decided not to offend Lu Chengwen first. After all, I had just taken someone else's money and saved five enemies from him.
So Ouyang Fen bid farewell to Lu Chengwen and left with a few of his men.
At the same time, Lu Chengwen also had to take a car away.
The military advisor became Ouyang Fen's driver, and four other people followed behind him in another car.
Ouyang Fen sat in the back row, looked at Kai Sailu, studied it, and felt very humiliated.
It turns out that this is how it is used...
The military advisor said: "Young Master Fen, you'd better not trust Lu Chengwen and Xu Xuejiao too much. They are a pair of liars."
"Oh?" Ouyang Fen put away the kaiselu: "What should I say? It sounds like you have some grudge against that girl Xu Xuejiao?"
"If Xu Xuejiao hadn't cheated us of our money, we wouldn't be where we are today." The military advisor said sadly and angrily: "Lu Chengwen is not a good guy either. It's best not to use the things they give you. If you want to use them, use our own."
."
Ouyang Fen said: "My own?"
The military advisor said: "They have ulterior motives. Who knows what they will give you. This Kaiselu doesn't seem to be a very expensive magic medicine. We can go to the drugstore and ask, maybe we can buy it ourselves."
Ouyang Fen thought for a while: "That makes sense. Find a drugstore, park the car, and go buy it."
"yes."
The car stopped, and the military advisor went to buy some kaiselu.
King Jintuo walked over: "What's wrong?"
The military advisor explained the situation, and the two of them entered the pharmacy together.
The military strategist bought Kaiselu to realize his high IQ and alertness, but King Jintuo saw something else.
Super glue.
The bottle is exactly the same as Kaiselu! They are almost the same!
King Jin Tuo conveniently stole the bottle of super glue and secretly handed it to the military advisor.
The military advisor was very surprised when he saw it.
"Is that okay?"
King Jintuo nodded: "Mr. Lu said that people in the Ouyang family should not have a butthole when they give birth to a son. If he does, it is original sin."
The military advisor nodded: "You don't know how to cheat?"
King Jin Tuo said: "Will he still care about us when the time comes?"
The military advisor's eyes lit up: "This is an exciting plan!"
"I'm excited too."
then……
That night, Ouyang Fen sat up from the bed. He gasped for air and felt something was wrong...
But I can't say what's wrong.
I went to the bathroom by myself, but no matter how hard I tried, it just didn’t work. The resistance was so great!
I don’t know what’s going on, I’m dead or alive...I can’t get out!
Ouyang Fen was so exhausted that he was sweating profusely and kept mumbling: "It's wrong! It's wrong... what's going on? It feels like..."
When Ouyang Fen finished checking himself and understood the specific situation, he was almost furious!
He picked up his pants, rushed out, and shouted in the corridor: "Zhuge Qing! Get here here! Zhuge Qing——!"
King Tito ran over and said, "Young Master Fen, the military advisor has gone to take a dump. What can I do for you?"
Ouyang Fen said angrily: "He went to poop? He went to poop!?"
King Tito nodded: "Yes, that's what he said."
At this time, King Tongtuo also ran over: "What's going on? What's going on!?"
Ouyang Fen said angrily: "You don't care how I pull it!"
King Tongtuo looked confused: "Young Master Fen, what are you..."
"Is that Kaiselu the military advisor bought? Is it Kaiselu!?"
The two people looked at him: "Yes, we have tried it and it works very well."
Ouyang Fen said: "Then why did I get fooled!?"
King Tongtuo looked at King Tito, and King Tito looked at King Tongtuo. The two looked at Ouyang Fen together: "Fooled...?"
Ouyang Fen's face turned red from holding back: "The whole wave is covered in water! It can't come out at all! Even the fart can't come out!"
At this time, King Jintuo came over and asked, "What's wrong?"
Chapter completed!
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