"It's not Lu Chengwen, you..."
"Can you be a little filial?" Lu Chengwen lectured Jiang Xiaohu: "Be filial and filial, you must be filial and obedient! Is it a very complicated order for you to kneel? If I have pants, I must kneel properly.
"
"you……"
"You just don't have the rules!" Lu Chengwen said: "Kneel down and don't talk! You are everywhere, my mistress, your ancestors asked you to kneel, so just kneel down and do it!"
Xiaoli angrily, a little coquettishly and fondly - gave Lu Chengwen a blank look, turned around and said:
"This kid is just talking nonsense and has tainted my ears."
"Yes, yes..." Everyone agreed together.
Xiaoli added: "This kid has a cunning look on his face. It seems he is very familiar with talking nonsense and making trouble."
"Yes, yes..."
"What a pity!" Xiaoli adjusted her long skirt: "With this small dose, he can't hide it from my old woman's eyes."
"That's that, that's..." Everyone continued to echo.
"Come here!" Xiaoli shouted.
Jiang Xiaohu exhaled: Finally, Lu Chengwen is going to be killed.
"Go and take Cheng Wen to change clothes, and then come over to talk. He is an honored guest, so be polite."
Um!?
Jiang Xiaohu was stunned.
Everyone was laughing.
White Front Tooth lowered his head and played with the tea cup, smiling and saying nothing.
The other family heads also looked at each other, feeling that something was strange.
The three old men were very convinced.
Is this okay!? Lu Chengwen can do it!
Xiaoli's temper is hard to capture.
Lu Chengwen changed his clothes and walked out with a man named Qi Yu Xuanang.
Lu Chengwen wore an ancient robe for the first time. Needless to say, it fit him very well.
We are the villains!
What do you mean by a villain? He is tall, handsome, rich, and naturally gifted with clothes!
For someone who is used by the male protagonist to trample and humiliate, how can he be dignified if he is not excellent?
Lu Chengwen came out, and Jiang Xiaohu was almost furious when he saw him.
Aren’t those my clothes!? The fan is mine too! Mine!
Lu Chengwen opened his fan and made an elegant pose, feeling very satisfied with himself.
Xiaoli said with a straight face: "Lu Chengwen, are you very proud?"
Lu Chengwen hurriedly walked over: "Master, you are so kind to my disciple! This dress is really beautiful and high-end. Master, you are really awesome. Although Yao Lao is a hero recognized by the world, but what are you saying?"
If he did, he would have to sit here quietly and be a guest. Of course, this is your old friendship, and this is due to your great wisdom, broad mind and profound resourcefulness... You...
"
Xiaoli said coldly: "Don't do this, I hate flatterers the most."
Lu Chengwen nodded:
[I know! I know it so well! You are just like my master.]
Jiang Xiaohu glared at Lu Chengwen: "Did you hear that? There's no point in flattering my ancestors!"
Xiaoli said calmly: "Give Cheng Wen a seat."
"Huh!?" Jiang Xiaohu looked at his ancestor: Don't you hate flattering others? Little Monkey and I are kneeling here, and you let him sit?
Lu Chengwen sat down slowly and spread his legs naturally, showing the grace and magnanimity of a big shot.
He touched the tea tray and raised his head to look at the maid: "Where's the tea? Tea!"
Xiaoli pursed her lips and smiled: "Why don't you serve tea to your distinguished guests?"
"yes."
Both Qingfeng and Mingyue felt that things had changed too quickly. Lu Chengwen didn't even have a pair of pants just now. Why... why did he suddenly feel like he was the young master of the Jiang family?
Lu Chengwen picked up the tea bowl and looked completely shameless. He really expected that he would have the same identity and outfit as soon as he came in, and he would serve tea:
"Eh!? Dear family heads and seniors, please, please please."
Bai Qianya was too lazy to pay attention to him, but Xia Wannian and Mo Chen both gave Lu Chengwen face and smiled back: "Cheng Wen, please."
Lu Chengwen took a sip and put down the tea bowl: "Uh... let me say a few words about this."
Jiang Xiaohu suddenly stood up: "What did you say!? Do you have the right to speak here? Kneel down!"
Lu Chengwen looked at him: "My wife, your ancestor, let me sit down and let you kneel. Why are you so much better at talking than my wife, your ancestor? Kneel down!"
Jiang Xiaohu was so angry that he almost lifted the lid of Tianling!
He actually jumped over and smashed Lu Chengwen's head with one palm, causing his brains to scatter all over the land of China.
Xiaoli put down her tea bowl: "Xiaohu, you are no longer young, and you can't control your temper at all. I told you that when you look at the world and people, you can't just look at it with your naked eyes, you have to look at it with your mind's eye! When will you
To grow up?"
Jiang Xiaohu is not convinced!
How does the mind see? Who doesn’t see with the naked eye? Old people know how to talk about these mysterious and mysterious things.
Lu Chengwen hurriedly said: "Master, don't be angry. Your Highness Xiaohu is heroic and talented, but he just lacks experience. I believe that as long as you give him time, he will definitely become a great hero in the world in the future."
Xiaoli sighed: "Of these children, my favorite ones are the little tiger and the little monkey. Alas, they are all spoiled."
"No, no, no!" Lu Chengwen said quickly: "They all respect you, and they know your love for them."
Xiaoli smiled: "What about you? How about being with your master?"
"Oops." Lu Chengwen unfolded his fan with a snap and fanned randomly: "Master, he treats me as his own son, and it can be said that he is as kind as a mountain. Although I, Lu Chengwen, do not have much education, I still know the word filial piety! I am very grateful to him.
Master, I respect and fear you at the same time. I am absolutely respectful, modest and prudent to my elders, guard against arrogance and impetuosity, and walk on thin ice..."
"Oh... what about your uncle?"
"That old bastard..."
"Um?!"
"Uh...my uncle is this guy." Lu Chengwen quickly sat down and said, "I actually respect him very much."
"Can't hear it."
"We two brothers have nothing to do with each other."
"Um?!"
"Uh, no... I mean..." Lu Chengwen smiled: "Master's wife, my master is your brother-in-law. You know best what he is like. If I am the kind of obedient person, I will kowtow when we meet, and I will flatter you when I have nothing to do.
He doesn’t like me either. I have to be friends with him so that he is willing to talk to me.”
Xiaoli nodded: "That's right. Tiangang, Disha, Qicaifeng, none of them are people who follow the rules. Haha, in their sect, there are individual heroes, and they are all weirdos."
Lu Chengwen said: "Master's wife, the Tiger Palace and the Monkey Palace have been kneeling for a long time. How about you give me a thin noodles and let them get up."
"You? Lu Chengwen, you don't have that much dignity here."
Lu Chengwen clapped his hands: "That's natural! Just give my master some face! Because he misses you so much, and his heart is full of debts."
"Owe?" Xiaoli smiled miserably: "He claims to be an authentic Taoist priest, and in his heart he wants to pretend to be the world, pretend to be common people, pretend to be the future, pretend to be the world... I? How can a mere woman be worth his trouble? I'm afraid he wishes I would die early.
, and he feels relieved."
Jiang Xiaohu suddenly stood up: "Lu Chengwen! Did you hear that? You have no face here. Get out of here! Take off my clothes! And my fan..."
Lu Chengwen looked at him: "Kneel down quickly! I'm talking to my wife, your ancestor, and why do you always interrupt? Are you still a bit respectful?"
Xiaoli glared at Jiang Xiaohu, who was so angry that he had to kneel down again.
Chapter completed!