"Master?! What are you doing!? Oh my god!"
Lu Chengwen was about to cry but had no tears: "Master, what are you doing?! Why are you breaking into my room in the middle of the night?"
Hun Tiangang said: "This woman is very sneaky. I am worried that she will be harmful to my disciples, so I keep a close eye on her."
Lu Chengwen was going crazy.
"It's just...you saw what happened later, don't you think you should avoid it?"
Hun Tiangang shook his head and said, "I have something to do with you."
"Why do you have to stare at someone's bedside all the time?"
Hun Tiangang sighed: "This woman reminds me of a person. I think back then, she was eighteen and I was eighteen. That year, the peach blossoms in the village bloomed, like many colorful clouds, decorating the clouds.
I was young and ignorant at that time, and she was young and innocent at that time..."
"Master, Master, your story will be told another day."
Xu Xuejiao was so frightened that she cried.
Pulling the quilt to cover himself: "Brother Cheng Wen, who is this?"
"Ah, it's okay, my master."
"Do you still have a master?"
"Don't worry about it."
Lu Chengwen stood on the ground: "Master, let's go to the living room to talk."
The master nodded: "Her breasts are bigger than that girl that day."
"Master has insight into subtleties and observes carefully. Disciple admires me. Let's go quickly to the living room."
The master turned back three times in one step: "How does it feel?"
"Go away quickly! You don't have to worry about it!"
In the living room, Lu Chengwen took a deep breath and touched his forehead: "Master, why did you come here without even saying hello?"
"Master is worried about you."
Lu Chengwen was almost furious: "Thank you, Master, for caring about me."
"Oh, I didn't expect that when I had been wandering for half my life and was disheartened, I could still have such good disciples as you and Aotian. Master, there is nothing else I could ask for in this life."
"Master, you'd better talk about it."
"Nothing else, oh, by the way, these underwear are..."
Lu Chengwen snatched it and put it in his pocket: "It's okay. Master, please continue talking."
"About these underwear..."
"I'm not asking you to say this. I'm talking about your purpose. Keep talking about this."
"Oh, I originally wanted to teach you some kung fu, but I suddenly remembered that I talked to you for a long time that day, but actually didn't teach you anything. Master was too careless. As a result, when I came here today, I saw that woman and threw her away.
Come here for a pair of underwear, about these..."
"Master! Let's forget about that rag. What skills are you going to teach me?"
"Good disciple, Master, my life is worth it if I have such good disciples as you two."
Lu Chengwen rubbed his forehead and thought painfully:
Master seems to be more confused than before.
Damn, according to the original plot, he is Long Aotian’s master, right? Now it’s okay, even I’m involved.
This person is even more insane than Xu Xuejiao!
No, I would easily become obsessed with learning kung fu from him, so forget it.
"Master, this is our blessing. You have mercy on us."
"Yes, I can talk." Hun Tiangang said: "Master looked at you just now and was thinking, if you have a child, wouldn't I have a disciple? For even my disciple, I have to live well.
, I will teach Sun Qigong in the future."
Lu Chengwen was extremely depressed: "Master, that matter is too far away, let's just talk about it now."
At this time, Xu Xuejiao had already put on her own set of serious clothes and walked out.
Like an obedient lady, she took small steps, lowered her head, walked up to him, and knelt down obediently: "Master, please come to me. Xue Jiao pays my respects to Master."
Lu Chengwen felt so hateful!
[Damn girl movie! What are you doing if you don’t stay in there and wait for a while? My master is sick and so are you? 】
[The clothes are not neatly arranged yet, and I am still wearing fishnet stockings underneath!]
Hun Tiangang was so excited: "Hey, apprentice wife, get up quickly! Hahaha, uh uh, what a well-behaved and sensible child!"
"Thank you, Master."
Huntian Gang nodded: "I have decided! Cheng Wen."
"Master."
"You want to have a baby as soon as possible, do you hear me? I will take the baby away when he is one month old, and return it to you in eighteen years. I will make sure that he will be full of energy, sharp in hearing and vision, unparalleled in martial arts, and invincible in the world."
Lu Chengwenxin said:
[I’m crazy! I gave birth to a child for you to take away!? What are you doing!?]
He said: "Master is so kind to his disciple."
He turned back and glared at Xu Xuejiao: "Go back."
"Oh, wait!" Hun Tiangang fumbled for a long time and took out a dagger from his pocket.
The dagger is short and simple, and does not look exquisite.
"This is the Qilin Dagger. It is a meeting gift from me to my apprentice's wife."
Lu Chengwen stretched out his hand to take it: "I'll hold it for her first."
"Get lost! It's for my apprentice's wife."
"Thank you, Master! Xuejiao wishes Master good health and eternal youth."
"Yeah, darling, go ahead and play. Oh, by the way, your underwear is at Cheng Wen's place. Remember to ask him for it later."
Xu Xuejiao blushed and suppressed a smile: "Yes, Xuejiao knows. Master sat down slowly and Xuejiao retreated."
"Um."
Watching Xue Jiao squirm away.
Hun Tiangang stroked his beard: "What a nice butt... What a nice girl!"
Lu Chengwen narrowed his eyes: Old man! Did you almost tell the truth just now? Pervert!
Lu Chengwen said: "Master, you haven't said yet what skills you want to teach your disciples?"
"Small-frame monkey boxing!" Hun Tiangang said: "However, to practice my kung fu, you must reshape your bones and muscles!"
"Rebuilding bones?"
"right!"
"How to recast?"
"I will first use overwhelming force to break all the bones in your body! I will shatter all the muscles and veins in your body! Then I will use Da Huitian Pills to quickly repair you, plus my unique internal strength, the "Marrow Cleansing Sutra"
The essence is to let your whole body’s muscles and bones heal quickly! After that, you will be..."
"dead?"
"What are you talking about? Master is very accurate in his attack! He won't beat you to death."
"Is that a disabled person?"
"I will be disabled for a while and will be fine soon."
Lu Chengwen licked his teeth and said, "Master, you see it is like this. As for me, I have very important things to do tomorrow. You broke all my bones and all my muscles..."
"Shatter it to pieces!" Huntian Gang gestured with his big palm.
"Yes, yes, this is it. I'm not afraid of hardship, Master. The key is that I have to go to work tomorrow. The work at work has become much more complicated. I have become a disabled person, so many things will be delayed."
Hun Tiangang was dissatisfied: "Is it more important to do things at work or to learn Kung Fu from me? Are you afraid of hardship?"
"No, no, absolutely not." Lu Chengwen said, "I just..."
"Nonsense! It's not up to you!"
Lu Chengwen immediately felt bad, turned around and wanted to run away.
Can he escape from Huntian Gang?
Huntian Gang caught him as if he were a chicken, and pressed him down on the sofa: "Disciple, be patient, Master will slowly torture you!"
Lu Chengwen screamed: "Master! Stop, Master! Master, I was wrong!"
Hun Tiangang shouted loudly: "It's overwhelming!"
Lu Chengwen was despairing.
Who would have thought that the villain was shot to death by a supporting character?
I was only guarding Long Aotian, but in the end this supporting character was more ruthless than the protagonist!
The plot has reached an outrageous level.
correct!
Fudo Myoou experience ticket!
Damn it, let’s get through this first!
Just when I was about to use my registration artifact experience coupon, I heard Huntian Gang making a "pop" sound.
Stopped.
"Master?"
Hun Tiangang was overjoyed: "Disciple! Your muscles and bones... have been recast!?"
Lu Chengwen let out a long breath.
Damn it, thank you for sleeping with Jiang Shihan. Otherwise, I might have died in the hands of this old madman today.
The Fudo Myoyo experience ticket can block a blow, but if you think about it, with Huntangang's brain, a palm can't do it
I will definitely need to replenish my hand and see how it goes.
Not only did he lose a precious life-saving experience ticket, he was also beaten into a vegetative state.
Jiang Shihan is not only her doormat sexy little secretary, but also her lucky little beauty!
Shihan, I love you!
Lu Chengwen even cried.
Hun Tiangang pulled Lu Chengwen up, felt his upper and lower muscles, and took his pulse: "Haha! Disciple! You are so qualified! Yes, you are indeed born with muscles that can be trained horizontally!"
Lu Chengwen escaped from death and forced a smile: "Master, there is no need to recast it, right?"
"No, no, no, the recast may not be better than your current one. Alas? You didn't have such a good foundation when we met that day? Did you become a disciple of another master? You ask him to come out, and I will follow
He competes!"
Lu Chengwen quickly said: "No, Master, I am the only master in heaven and earth like you."
"Oh, that means you have an adventure."
"Yes, I had an adventure."
"Talk to Master."
Lu Cheng Wenxin said what should I say? I said that I slept with a girl, played with my secretary, and got the side mission reward of rebuilding my bones?
Lu Chengwen quickly changed the subject: "Master, have you found my senior brother?"
"Oh, I went to his place first! He stayed up in the middle of the night, either practicing martial arts and falling into trance. I was afraid of disturbing him and he would go crazy again! Or there was a room full of people, men and women, discussing the conquest of Snow City together. It was annoying.
It’s very different from your place. It’s so clean and quiet, just you and your disciple’s wife kissing each other.”
Lu Chengwenxin said it’s not convenient for me to disturb you, right?
"Elder brother's talent is better than mine, and his level is higher than mine. He needs to rebuild his bones even more! Master!"
Hun Tiangang was stunned: "Well, you are right. His qualifications are pretty good. His muscles and bones have been recast before, but his recasting technique is segmented and needs to be recast repeatedly. I have to help him.
"
Lu Chengwen slapped his thigh and knelt down on one knee:
"Master! Disciple, I beg you! Help me, senior brother! He has the world in mind and cares about the common people. Without your true inheritance, he will not be able to complete his great cause!"
Hun Tiangang touched Lu Chengwen's shoulder with emotion: "Master is very touched that you can be so generous and open-minded. You don't argue with your senior brother, but you still persuade the master for the sake of the senior brother. You are a good boy, and the master is not wrong about you."
Lu Chengwenxin said:
You want to break all my bones! Yes! Knock! Break!
Only a devil can fight with him!
Huntian Gang slapped his thigh and stood up: "Okay! I will go find your senior brother right now and help him rebuild his bones! Help him become a hero of the generation!"
"On behalf of my senior brother, I would like to thank my master for his kindness in reincarnating me!"
"You wait for my good news."
After Huntian Gang finished speaking, his figure suddenly disappeared.
"Master? Master?"
All the bones in Lu Chengwen's body were about to fall apart, and he sat directly on the sofa.
"Damn, I'm scared to death."
Chapter completed!