Chapter 1096 Mr. Lu’s embarrassing situation
Jiang Shang's words instantly transformed the originally tense atmosphere into a small game of seniors giving pointers to juniors.
Mo Chen hurriedly said: "Hahaha! Although Xiaohu has suffered a little, it is not shameful to be able to suffer at the hands of the five old men. It is admiration and an honor!"
Xia Wannian laughed loudly: "What did I say? I knew that when this senior came, the head of the Jiang family would definitely bring out the best wine he had collected. Today, I have to drink enough, hahaha!
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The medicine man narrowed his eyes and raised his hand: "Your grandson said he stole it from me..."
Nanji pressed his hand: "Do you believe what my grandson said? The child is just having a bad temper!"
Diao Weng pointed back: "For example, there is this person hanging behind me. You can see that he is not wearing pants, but he is a very good liar!"
Lu Chengwen was still trying hard to untie the hook, and while everyone's attention was not on his side, he quickly escaped without losing the piece of clothing.
After hearing this, he raised his head and looked at Diao Weng, with tears hanging from the corners of his eyes:
Pheasant! Thank you so much!
Although he is not wearing pants, he is a good liar. What the hell is the logic of this!?
What the hell are you talking about!?
Jiang Shang glanced at Lu Chengwen and thought he was very white.
"Senior Diao Weng, this fair-skinned brother is..."
Diao Weng pointed back: "My buddy! The profiteer is rich! Anji and I have been eating him recently."
Xia Wannian laughed loudly: "I have heard for a long time that Diao Lao is free and easy, playing in the world, but when I saw it today, it turned out that he is a man among gods! Hahaha..."
Jiang Shang said: "If I'm not mistaken, the one just now was the nine-lived demon fox Ming Disha, right? How come this kid got mixed up with such a demon?"
At this time, a floor tile was pushed and overturned, and Ming Disha came out: "Old bastard, who are you calling a monster? This Lu Chengwen is my senior brother Hun Tiangang's beloved disciple, and he is also my senior nephew!"
Ming Disha reached out and grabbed Lu Chengwen's clothes around his waist.
Lu Chengwen blurted out: "Don't..."
Ming Disha pulled hard and tore off the clothes without pulling the person off.
Lu Chengwen fell to the ground, penniless!
Ming Disha held his clothes: "Why don't you cooperate with my strength? How disrespectful is this?"
Lu Chengwen covered his crotch: "It's so hard for me to be decent when I'm with you, right!?"
He grabbed the clothes and wrapped them around his waist.
He came closer to Ming Disha and said, "Uncle Master, we have to go. And when I say 'we have to go', I mean we both go together, that is, you have to take me with you. Do you understand?"
Ming Disha said: "Don't worry, I told them you are my nephew, they don't dare to do anything to you? I, Ming Disha, have not been wandering around in the world for nothing these years! I still have some reputation."
"Hmph!" Jiang Shang pointed: "Catch the demon fox!"
Lu Chengwen was very nervous, holding his clothes with both hands: "You are not fooling around in vain, you seem to have offended all the big shots!"
Ming Di Sha shouted domineeringly, "Damn it! The nine-life demon fox Ming Di Sha is here, who wouldn't be afraid of death and take one step forward!?"
A dozen experts around him took a step forward together.
Lu Chengwen nodded: "There is no need to discuss this. Uncle Master, do you want to say that the rules of the arena are one-on-one, one versus one, and no one can commit a foul?"
Ming Disha said: "It's a bit prickly today."
Mingdi pointed at Lu Chengwen: "I tell you! He is my nephew. I will keep him here today and pick him up another day. If when I come, he is missing a hair, just one! I will tell you
Guarantee, I will definitely not be happy!"
Lu Chengwen looked at him: "What the hell are you... Oh, what the hell are you... didn't you say you could take me away?"
Ming Disha approached him: "The Jiang family is very difficult to deal with. There are still three old men and several family heads. I have to be more careful when escaping. But you don't have to worry about me. Without you as a burden, I will be fine."
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Lu Chengwen looked at him and gritted his teeth: "Then you should be more careful!"
"Yes." Ming Disha patted Lu Chengwen on the shoulder: "Cheng Wen, if you can survive, we can renew our master-disciple relationship!"
Lu Chengwen closed his eyes: "Actually, I hope they can catch you and beat you to death."
"Hahahaha! So refreshing!"
Ming Disha said: "Anji, Lao Diao, I keep giving you three points because of my senior brother's face. Don't think I'm afraid of you!"
Lu Chengwen gritted his teeth: "Both of them didn't say anything! Can you offend one less person!?"
Nanji sneered: "Ming Disha, we are here today, do you still need us to take action? Don't even look at it, your enemies are all here."
Mo Chen shouted: "Mo family, catch the demon fox for me! I want to avenge my sister!"
Jiang Shang also shouted: "Jiang family! Capture the demon fox! I want to avenge my sister!"
Xia Wannian also said angrily: "From the Xia family! Capture the demon fox! I want to avenge my mother!"
Lu Chengwen went to see Bai Qianya: "Just... you won't shout?"
Bai Qianya said coldly: "I'm too lazy to pay attention to him."
Lu Chengwen looked at Ming Disha: "You can do it. At least you haven't offended the Bai family."
Bai Menzhi, Bai Menzhi's younger brother, shouted: "You thief! I want to avenge my grandma!"
Lu Chengwen lowered his head.
Go to hell, Tamar!
Ming Disha rose into the sky: "Hahahaha! Where is the hatred? That's love!"
Lu Chengwen waved his fist at his back: "I love your mother's twist!"
There were dozens of masters, chasing Ming Disha like a swarm of mad bees, gradually moving away...
They all flew far away, but Ming Disha was still shouting: "It's love! That's love——!"
Lu Chengwen shook his head, turned around, and looked at the four family heads and three elderly men with expressions of despair.
No one spoke, it was so embarrassing.
Seeing that Lu Chengwen was shirtless, with a top around his waist, and two snow-white calves exposed underneath, his bare feet didn't even have shoes... one foot unconsciously scratched the instep of the other.
"So I said...you will have to change it sooner or later if you come out to hang out!"
Lu Chengwen said: "This guy Ming Disha should have been hacked to death a long time ago. What the hell...right? I am the person who dislikes him the most...just...hey..."
"Actually, I came here because he captured me. Really, he and I are not the same people at all. He has no respect for women at all. I am a gentleman..."
Lu Chengwen looked at Anji and Diao Weng: "Brother Pheasant, Brother Haonan, we are friends, can you help me... say something?"
Diao Weng said: "This is the Jiang family, why are you here dressed like this? Can't you just wear some trousers?"
Lu Chengwen looked embarrassed: "Yes, I actually don't resist pants, but Ming Di Sha is such a bastard, and he won't give me a chance..."
Jiang Shang said: "Seniors, this kid is glib and glib. He doesn't look like a good person!"
White Front Teeth sneered: "Mr. Lu, I built Chengwen District in the North and made a lot of money and had countless girlfriends. I didn't expect that I would end up here. It's a disgrace to this noble place of the Jiang family."
Lu Chengwen narrowed his eyes.
Chapter completed!