Long Aotian didn't expect that the medicine man would test the medicine on him.
Yao Weng has been losing his ammunition a lot recently, often in bundles or large bundles.
The newly prepared Da Huitian Pills, Xiao Huitian Pills, Baotai Pills, and a large number of Yunv Dan made from scraps... disappeared out of thin air like magic.
Once, nine hundred and ninety-nine pills of Desire Pills disappeared!
I am a medicine man! One of the five old men!
This thief can steal something from me. How powerful is he?
There are also other thinning pills, bone-rejuvenating pills, etc. They are all in disgrace.
As the medicine man gets older, alchemy is actually just for fun and something to do.
But what if you make one batch and lose another batch?
I promised to make the Daihuitian Pills for my disciple, but I made several pills and lost a few pills. It was like a ghost!
This time, I brought five Da Huitian Pills, ten Xiao Huitian Pills, one Ghost Gate Pill, and two new pills.
The new elixir, which has not yet been named, can strengthen qi and cultivate spirits, strengthen muscles and bones, and repair male abilities.
And Long Aotian was obviously deprived of his male true energy during a certain promotion process and was inhumane.
There’s nothing better than eating my new products!
It's just... I don't know if this new product will have any side effects.
What did Long Aotian hear!? Can you restore my abilities!? Eat!
As long as you can’t die from eating it, eat it!
You have to eat even if the sky is thundering!
Even if you hold a gun against me, I will eat it!
The medicine man looked at the brave Long Aotian and nodded with great appreciation: "He is indeed a good man."
Long Aotian has done nothing good whenever he hears this sentence in the past six months, and he hates hearing it the most.
"Stop talking about this, senior, give me the elixir quickly."
"okay."
As soon as the pill was given to Long Aotian, the medicine man suddenly said: "Hey, hey, hey."
"What's wrong?"
"I thought about it carefully and you'd better not eat it."
"Why?"
"It's a side effect! Why don't we test it on a white mouse first and see what the effect is."
"Wow, you are a medicine man, the best alchemy master in the world. Don't you know the elixir you concocted?"
"Alchemy refining is just my hobby. How did I know that just doing it casually can make me better than others who have studied it for a lifetime? Besides, any new elixir is theoretically impeccable, but sometimes there will be some side effects after taking it...for example
Suddenly my eyes have been dry for several days, my mouth has been irritated, my stomach has been hurting for several hours, and I need to take some more healing pills to relieve it, or I have had some hair loss, toothache, dizziness, etc..."
Long Aotian said: "Senior, compared to the dilemma I am facing now, it doesn't matter whether my eyes are dry or not."
The medicine man nodded: "That's true. But first, let's talk about it. If something goes wrong, it's your own responsibility. I don't advise you to take it."
"It's hard not to worry when you talk like this! No, is this elixir reliable?"
"Don't worry about this, no one will die, it's 50% reliable!"
Long Aotian looked at the medicine man and said to himself, I knew it, there is no difference between you and those old men.
Looking at the elixir in my hand, I thought about my future...
Lu Chengwen picks up girls every day and looks cool every day, but what about me? I have been working as a eunuch for the past six months, and I still have to be laughed at by Zhao Ritian.
Fight!
Restore your male abilities and pick up the girls! Let Lu Chengwen also experience the joy of girls being snatched away by me!
And Zhao Ritian calls me impotence dragon and impotence dragon every day. I don’t want to bear this humiliation anymore!
Thinking of this, Long Aotian swallowed the pill in one gulp.
I control my own life!
After taking the elixir, Long Aotian scraped his tongue back and forth in his mouth: "This elixir is a bit smelly... Most elixirs should have a medicinal smell after being tempered..."
The medicine man was still arguing: "The new product is a little different from traditional elixirs. How about it? Do you feel... a fire burning in your stomach?"
"Hmm...it seems so!"
"So do you feel like you feel what you feel now?"
Long Aotian looked at the medicine man: "Senior, the way you speak is just like talking."
"Oh, please give me some feedback! This way I will know whether this thing can be eaten by others."
"Am I the guinea pig?"
"You were so anxious that you insisted on taking it, I didn't force you! How is it? How do you feel?"
Long Aotian rubbed his belly: "I want to poop."
The medicine man shook his head: "Be more serious, I'm still waiting for your feedback."
"I really want to poop."
"Isn't it?"
"Yeah! I can't do it anymore, I...I have to find a place quickly..."
Long Aotian said, holding his stomach and ran away.
The medicine man looked at the other pill in his hand, shook his head, and threw it away.
…
The sun rises in the east and everything revives.
Zhao Ritian was sitting cross-legged under an ancient tree, and heaven and man were one.
The two old men kept their word. After playing cards with them, they really helped me advance.
The peak state of the four heavenly gates!
Hum hum, this time I'm going to beat the shit-spitting dragon into a shit-blasting dragon!
Zhao Ritian has no distractions and has entered the realm, consolidating his new level!
After dispersing his energy, he exhaled a breath of turbid air and smiled.
Perfect!
Everything is so perfect!
Sure enough, I am the most talented, gifted and powerful person in the world!
Shit-spitting dragon, go to hell!
At this moment, a small lump of poop fell on Zhao Ritian's head.
Zhao Ritian stretched out his hand and touched it, then instinctively brought it to his nose and smelled it - I'll choke him!
It’s a defense! It’s a defense!~
I raised my head to see what it was, and saw a white flower...
And at that moment, with a pop, the guy above him plummeted!
Zhao Ritian felt that his soul and body were dirty.
Zhao Ritian screamed and shook his head crazily.
On the head, on the hands, on the clothes, in the nostrils...
Zhao Ritian vomited and yelled at the top: "Which bastard!?"
Long Aotian held two bundles of leaves and looked down: "Zhao Ritian?"
Zhao Ritian was immediately furious: "Long Aotian! How dare you plot against me with a hidden weapon like a bento! You already have a way to kill me!"
Long Aotian panicked: "Brother, it's an accident, it's really an accident!"
Zhao Ritian suddenly jumped up, grabbed Long Aotian and started beating him!
"Why the hell are you shitting on a tree? You disgusting thing, I will beat you to death today!"
Long Aotian was so exhausted that night that he was out of state. His breath was not strong at this time. He was picked up by Zhao Ritian and beaten!
"I'm not thinking that I don't have to smell it. Many people in the world are like this!"
"You fart! I was practicing under a tree, and you pooped on my head. This is a shame and a great humiliation. If I don't kill you, it's not allowed by God!"
…
the other side.
Guan Shunai woke up.
Seeing Lu Chengwen sleeping soundly with his arms spread out, she was filled with hatred!
A pair of beautiful eyes that are always soft, bright, and always sparkling with interest, this time, they were wide open.
Anger, humiliation, unwillingness, grief...
Big tears kept falling from his big eyes, Guan Shunai knew that he was finished.
She gritted her teeth: "Lu Chengwen, you... I have been practicing Kung Fu for fifteen years, but you have broken my body. It is a great shame and humiliation! You insult my innocence. If I still keep you alive, how can I be a human being?"
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Chapter completed!