During the three-hour journey from Wuxi to Shanghai Stock Exchange, the men and women in the class have been very lively. After a month of military training and getting along, the initial strangeness and barriers have faded away, and they can talk about each other.
In the past month, Li Heng has roughly figured out the temperament of 325 people. Li Guang, the boys in the class, are the most active and selfless, and have a good popularity.
Li Guoyi is the most sexy, has the most dirty jokes, and also likes to privately evaluate girls' sensitive parts. Hu Ping is most interested in women.
Ling of the Tang Dynasty was the most upright. Although Mandarin was extremely poor, he became a chatterbox after getting familiar with others.
Because of his age, Zhou Zhangming and Zhang Bing are the most calm. However, there is a difference between the two. Zhou Zhangming also has an irritable side in his steady state.
During the military training, once a lunch box was snatched a faucet from a Chinese boy. The other party scolded him a little and said, "Ah, the country bumpkin." He immediately ran away. He grabbed the boy's hair under the eyes of Guigui, pressed the boy under the faucet for 2 minutes and was soaked from head to toe.
At that time, at least hundreds of people watched, and many girls were frightened by Zhou Zhangming's ruthlessness. Fortunately, the boys in the Chinese department knew that they were in the wrong and did not report to the school or the instructor.
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Listening to the people around him chattering, Li Heng lamented that it was so good to be young, and that the age of being able to jump, sing and dance was the most unforgettable thing he had in his previous life.
Perhaps it is the vitality of his body. Over the past six months, his mentality has been slowly changing. He is getting younger and more fond of drinking with his peers.
As soon as he returned to the dormitory, Li Guoyi pulled off his buttons, opened his military uniform and said, "Those girls who dance ballet fascinated me and were so hungry that I couldn't bear it. I can't stand it anymore. I want to go to seek revenge on them."
Zhou Zhangming asked: "Avenge? Do you know which major they are?"
Li Guoyi said proudly: "Don't question it. I am a professional in this regard. Those girls come from the School of Philosophy." Ling of Tang Dynasty said: "I don't understand. What are girls doing when they study philosophy? What's the use?"
Zhou Zhangming also didn't understand: "I think it's okay for men. Girls study religious teaching, Marxism, logic, and aesthetics every day. Can they be used as food? Is it easy to get married in the future?"
Li Heng interrupted, "You don't understand this. Girls can enter the system after studying philosophy, which is very popular."
Li Guoyi opened his hands and said something strange: "You have such a big breast and a sore butt, how can you not be so popular? If I were their leader, I would keep them overtime every day, do a good job, and get them promoted and made money."
Li Guang criticized him: "Then you must be a corrupt person, and you will definitely go to prison and eat peanuts in the end."
The country's righteousness was holding his eight-character legs, and his right hand pressed his head on his hair, shouting with his eyes: "Nothing, how can you say that? If you die under the peony flowers, you will be romantic! I can die, but I must be romantic."
Everyone was speechless.
Hu Ping said: "It's not worth dying for a woman. I'm just one life. I'm sorry for myself if I don't live until I'm 80 years old." Li Guoyi said with a crooked mouth: "If you are like Liu Yue, do you ask if you are always moved?"
Hu Ping subconsciously glanced at Li Heng and said, "Are you looking for a fight to expose my scars?"
When Li Guoyi was ready, he hehe, and said in a covetous face: "Then let's not talk about Liu Yue, what is the name of that beautiful girl in the 11th company? When will we have a friendship in the dormitory?" Hu Ping said: "I'm Wei Xiaozhu, I'm communicating with them. My junior high school classmate said that he would go back to the dormitory to vote."
Li Guang jumped up and couldn't wait to ask, "My Brother Hu, when will there be a result?" Hu Ping said, "Let's go tomorrow or the day after tomorrow. If there is a result, the classmates will come and tell me."
The whole body was greasy, and everyone went to the bathhouse to take a shower together. After returning, they started the sleeping talk in an unsatisfactory manner. Seeing that Li Heng had not spoken for a long time, Li Guang asked, "Brother Li, what are you thinking?"
Li Heng said, "I'm thinking of a question when I listen to you chatting." Li Guang asked, "What's the question?"
Li Heng said: "If grandma, 400,000, big beauty, puppy, Mercedes-Benz sedan and mother, six of them can only take four of them away, who do you choose?" Zhang Bing was the first to speak out: "This is a question worth exploring. I chose the living, grandma, big beauty, puppy and mother."
Ling of Tang Dynasty asked: "Brother Bing, you are married, why are you still choosing a beautiful woman?"
Li Guang echoed: "That's right, Brother Bing, you are not honest. Isn't it good to replace a beautiful woman with 400,000? The whole family will have a good life."
Zhou Zhangming said at this time: "I also choose living things. After all, money is something outside of your body. If you don't bring it in life, you won't take it with you when you die, and cherish what you live. The most important thing is to cherish what you live."
Li Guoyi asked, "Life is important. If you want to eat sweet potato rice every day, the beautiful woman doesn't wear pants every day, and scrambles pants with your grandmother and mother every day, Lao Zhou will ask you what to do?"
"Hahaha..!"
Everyone was amused by this Habao.
Zhou Zhangming was dissatisfied and asked, "Then let you choose, how do you choose?"
Li Guoyi waved his right hand in the air: "My grandma is gone, my mother is a stepmother, you don't want both of them! Of course, I choose 400,000 yuan, a beautiful woman, a car, and a dog. Just envy me, see that I wear gold and silver, drive a beautiful woman to the beach for a ride, and when I am hungry, I cook the dog and eat it. When I am full, I will do anything... Mixi, you know."
Li Guang said: "I think about lust when I am full and warm."
Li Guoyi held Li Guang's head and kissed her, and said silly: "Yes! That's great! You're such a fucking genius!" "Get out, you're all saliva." Li Guang pushed Li Guoyi away with disgust.
Li Guang said, "If I choose, grandma, mom, puppy and 400,000 yuan." Li Guoyi asked, "You kid don't want a big beauty?"
Li Guang said: "It doesn't matter whether a beautiful woman is beautiful or not. What's important is to get along with me, otherwise I can't stand it when fighting and scolding every day." Li Guoyi asked Hu Ping, "Old Hu, how do you choose if you want you?"
Hu Ping said: "I choose grandma, mom, car and 400,000."
Li Guoyi exclaimed: "Damn! I always think we are aliens, we don't like meat, but we don't like it, but we don't like it, but you're traitorous and you don't even want the beauty?" Hu Ping said contemptly: "I have 400,000 yuan and a car, so what other beautiful women do you want? Beauty will automatically stick it on, it's a waste of time."
Li Guoyi slapped his thigh and gave a thumbs up, "Awesome! Awesome! My old Hu is indeed far-sighted. When the beauty comes up, she will sing and have a fucking child in the football team. If your grandmother and mother are in charge, they will not have time to care about you. Damn! Old Hu is really a role model for us!"
Hu Ping looked dark. Everyone patted the bed and laughed.
After laughing, the dormitory people all looked at Li Heng, wondering what would be the candidate of the initiator of this problem? Facing everyone's eyes, Li Heng said: "Grandma, mom, puppy and Mercedes-Benz."
Li Guang climbed onto his bedside and reached out to touch his forehead: "My God, Brother Li, you are not having a fever, are you crazy? You are so crazy, don't you want to keep 400,000 yuan and the beautiful girl?" Li Heng said: "No."
Hu Ping asked: "Old Li, what is the reason?"
Li Heng stretched his waist and said quietly: "Because I believe there will be no shortage of these two things in the future." "Grass!"
"Let Lao Li pretend to be a big pussy!""
In the next two minutes, everyone in the dormitory was indignant to attack Li Heng.
After the attack on Li Heng and attacked Hu Ping, he said that the two of them were too handsome and did not give their brothers the opportunity to be green leaves, and they were simply no way out. Then he attacked Zhang Bing and everyone was still single. You, Old Zhang, had a wedding night, which was too unfair.
This night, seven people in the dormitory took turns to criticize each other. The atmosphere was very good and they didn't sleep until late at night...
After military training, there will be three days off on National Day.
However, the instructor asked that on October 1st, everyone must rush to the classroom at 8 a.m. to elect class cadres. Because new books are to be distributed on the afternoon of the 3rd, class cadres need to go to the first floor of the library to collect them.
After everyone arrived, the instructor called Li Heng alone outside the classroom and asked:
"You performed very well in the art performance yesterday. The participating school leaders praised you after returning to school. Do you have any ideas about the class monitor?" Li Heng shook his head, "Teacher, I don't have time."
Being rejected was an unexpected thing. The instructor asked: "Have you considered it while the new student representative speaks? Isn't interested?" Li Heng still shook his head, "No, let the school find someone else."
ps: I rushed to the plane this afternoon, and had an operation last year. I made an appointment for a review tomorrow morning, and it will be a little later tomorrow.
Chapter completed!