Chapter 157: Gods will is so mean (please guarantee the monthly ticket!)
When Li Heng returned to the dormitory, Zhang Bing was reciting a Chinese-English dictionary in his hand, and there were two foreign books about Silicon Valley in the United States next to it. Li Heng picked up the foreign books and flipped them out, and asked casually: "Lao Zhang, are you planning to go abroad in the future?"
Zhang Bing shook his head, "I'm just curious about the famous Silicon Valley, so I borrowed it from my fellow villager to check it out. Besides, I'm not a major in science and engineering, so going to Silicon Valley is useless." Li Heng nodded, put down the book, and asked again: "Why do you think about memorizing the dictionary?"
Zhang Bing said: "I didn't read the books after the college entrance examination. I happened to see a fellow villager memorizing the dictionary, so I asked him to buy a book and recite it with me." Li Heng leaned his head and looked at it: "Are you almost finished memorizing it?"
Zhang Bing asked him to read the number of pages of the dictionary, "I will finish memorizing it with 49 pages." Li Heng gave a thumbs up and said sincerely that he was very powerful.
He had heard before that some people could recite the "Xinhua Dictionary", some could recite the "Book of Songs" and "Jane Eyre", and some could recite the "Shakespeare Collection", but he had only heard it and had never witnessed it with his own eyes.
But today I saw it, and I was still quite shocked.
In fact, he is also a good at memorizing. He can basically memorize high school textbooks, including math books. But it is only limited to textbooks. Besides, dictionaries and textbooks are not species of the same dimension, okay, he is really convinced of this kind of awesome person.
It was only the second day after school started, and his long-lost sense of familiarity came back. Many people said that college was relaxed and free, but he wanted to say that a good university was actually very introverted.
Although these kids are not very tuned after class, they are more noisy than those poor students in high school, they are still good at playing, they are unscrupulous, and they are even more nonsense. But once they start class, they use their skills and work hard, that is another situation, and they will definitely make you doubt your life.
After all, in an institution like Fudan, which is famous across the country, almost every student who gets the exam was one of the best in the local area. It is not an exaggeration to say that he is the pride of heaven.
Now that they are in college, no one of them is willing to accept the last ranking in their class, which is destined to start a crazy competitive life from the moment they step onto campus.
Like in his previous life, Li Heng studied at Wuhan University. When he entered, his college entrance examination score was second to last in his class. At that time, he was under a lot of pressure. Although he left school with the first major when he graduated, the whole process was not easy at all.
When I first received the admission notice from Wuhan University, various congratulations came one after another. It was the spring breeze blowing my face and horses were frightened, and I tasted joy all over the world in one day. As the saying goes, the wedding night, the golden list of titles, the proud and hopefulness I was before entering Wuhan University, and the despair after entering Wuhan University. The pressure of studying, the homework, exams, the opening of questions, reading documents and writing papers filled him with four years of college.
Let’s put it this way, except for eating and writing love letters to Song Hao, Xiao Han and Chen Zijin, they are basically in class, and they are basically spending time in the library to read books, search materials and write papers. This is also the reason why he was the first major in graduation, and if he could graduate, he was directly assigned to the provincial government as a social animal.
Zhang Bing continued to memorize the dictionary, while Li Heng carefully read the newspaper's evaluation of himself and "Cultural Journey".
As a literati, it really has to rely on his strong strength. Because of the royalty issue, he was criticized by many people before, and now he has been praised by many people. Not to mention, he felt so happy. He bought a stack of newspapers and read them back and forth, but this time he didn't see the comments of Lao Wang in Beijing attacking him. Hey? Has he changed his style? Or what happened?
It sounds quite funny. Last time, Lao Wang, the capital city, criticized the author, who had never been to the capital city and had never written the smell of the capital city. At that time, he wanted to criticize the other party with a look: Damn! This is a novel you wrote, a novel you wrote, you know, right?
Grandma, my legs! It really goes with that sentence. There is no one who he doesn’t dare to swear at the capital, and there is no one who he doesn’t swear at the capital. When squirting people, there are very novel angles.
When the door of the dormitory on the first floor was about to close, five young men, Li Guoyi, Hu Ping, Zhou Zhangming, Tang Dailing and Li Guang, came back at the spot. They also brought ice cream back to Li Heng and Zhang Bing.
Li Guoyi no longer mentioned using Li Guang shampoo, but kept saying "It's so beautiful, like a fairy." Instructor Liu Jia is here.
As soon as she entered the door, she emphasized: "Get up on time at 5:30 tomorrow morning, pack up your things and go downstairs to take a bus to go to the military training of the army." Li Guoyi leaned over and said, "Teacher, I have a stomachache, how can I not go?"
The instructor stared at Li Guoyi's eyes: "A few minutes ago, I saw you guys eating popsicles downstairs. Now you tell me that your stomach hurts?" Li Guoyi covered his stomach, "Teacher, I just ate ice cream and got rid of my stomach."
The instructor was not that easy to fool: "You can ask for leave, go to the hospital to issue a certificate to prove that you are really sick." When he heard that the doctor asked for a certificate, Li Guoyi immediately shrank and turned over and shut up.
Everyone was funny, but they couldn't laugh.
The instructor said to Li Guang: "Li Guang, during the military training, you temporarily serve as the squad leader and help manage the class affairs well, especially for boys. Some notifications need to be notified in place."
Li Guang grinned happily: "Don't worry, teacher, please ensure that you complete the task."
After emphasizing the military training matter again, the instructor finally turned to Li Heng who was biting ice cream with big mouthfuls, paused, and said, "Li Heng, come out." He always felt that the instructor was different to Old Li, and everyone in the dormitory watched as the two left.
When he arrived at the corner of the stairs, he saw that there was no one around. The instructor took out a box of sunscreen from his bag and handed it to him, "I didn't give it to you, don't ask who gave it to you, guess it yourself and take it."
See L'Oreal again.
He asked the instructor to be the intermediary again. At this moment, Li Heng was irritated.
Alas, it's not the first time I've asked someone for something. Li Heng is too lazy to be pretentious. After taking the sunscreen, he couldn't help asking: "Teacher, you have a good relationship with that person, right?"
The instructor looked up at him and smiled and said, "Don't inquire about our relationship. But I envy you very much. If you change to another man, it's too late to be happy, but you always look reluctant.
Li Heng clarified: "I'm not short of money."
"I know you are not short of money, so don't emphasize that your monthly rent is almost as high as my monthly salary. You can't afford to live in your small building No. 26." The instructor was really envious.
Before leaving, she asked, "I heard that Li Xian is pursuing you?" "Ah?" Li Heng looked like such a cute expression.
The instructor pointed at him, "Don't pretend to be garlic with me. Li Xian's pursuit of you has gone crazy in the girls' dormitory. I've heard it twice when I went to check the dormitory tonight." Li Heng: "...
The instructor pondered for a few seconds and kindly reminded: "Li Xian just returned from abroad and received Western education since she was a child. Her personality is not as conservative as ours in China, but you should not play with fire, because she owe her a lot because she owe her."
Li Heng blinked, "Teacher, what does this mean? I'm confused when I hear it."
The instructor said: "It's literally. I don't know why your charm is so great, but I think a little girl like Li Xian can't go back and forth in your hands." The reason why she was confused and said so was based on the person behind the sunscreen.
Li Heng was speechless: "No, teacher, you respect me too much."
"I don't care whether you have any high opinion of it. You'd better not fall in love openly in school. Some leaders in the management institute have very conservative thoughts to avoid giving you eye drops when they are given." The instructor instructed.
Li Heng opened his mouth and said, "Hey, teacher, don't worry, I don't plan to find a partner in Fudan."
The instructor always felt that this was strange, but he didn't know what the blame was. He stared at him for a while and turned around and left.
He gave him a bottle of L'Oreal and another bottle of L'Oreal. Li Heng felt that this was God's will. God was calling him in a dark way: handsome guy, you must use L'Oreal for me. Seeing him bringing a bottle of sunscreen back to the dormitory, 325 people's teeth were sore, and they were envious, jealous and hatred!
Hu Ping and everyone looked at each other, surrounded Li Heng and asked:
"Old Li, be honest and lenient, refuse to be strict! You tell me truthfully, is the instructor your relative?"
Li Heng was too lazy to explain, and couldn't explain clearly, so he put the sunscreen on the table: "Brothers, serve the people!" As soon as these words came out, the group of livestock no longer asked about Li Heng's relationship with the teacher, and went to study foreign things with a smile. After the lights were turned off, the dormitory topics flowed to Zhou Shihe without any accident.
Li Guoyi shouted strangely to Hu Ping: "Old Hu, you are not a brother who despises you. You are handsome and don't even dare to talk to me. If you want me to have your skin, I will guarantee that you will call her sister-in-law tomorrow."
Hu Ping was not willing to be outdone: "You are so bald and powerful. How good are you than me just now? Zhou Shihe glanced at me and said, aren't you even more nervous than me? Didn't you hide behind me?"
Li Guang said at this time: "Zhou Shihe's eyes were so cold. When I glanced at me, my heart was getting cold."
Zhou Zhangming spoke, "Where is cold? Little Li, you are self-indulgent. They are not looking at us at all, they are looking for companions." Li Guang said, "It's cold, I dare not look at her."
Tang Dailing, the shortest, said in the dark: "Her companion is about the same height as Hu Ping, probably 178, and it's also good-looking."
Li Guoyi said slutty: "That tall lady has really long legs. Old Tang, her legs are almost catching up with you. You can hold her thighs and act coquettishly. Oh ~ Where are you going? What do I want~"
The sound was vivid and everyone had goose bumps all over the floor.
Tang Dailing said angrily: "Go and go! What's wrong with me 168? Don't bully me, otherwise I will stand on your bed and pee when I go to bed at night."
Li Guoyi quickly surrendered: "Don't bully or bully, go to Lao Hu's bed to waste his skin. Bah, what's the thing that's not good to use." Li Heng heard this and asked: "Which academy is Zhou Shihe? Have you figured it out?"
Li Guang said: "Brother Heng, stop talking, it's all about tears. We beat the punches and went to chat with those who lost. As a result, Lao Hu was timid at the critical moment. I stood on Guoyi's side and despised Lao Hu seriously!"
Ling of the Tang Dynasty echoed: "Don't despise Lao Hu!" Zhou Zhangming and Li Guoyi followed suit and called out.
Hu Ping stretched out his neck and argued: "You guys are really standing and talking without any pain. If she was Liu Yue, I would be brave enough to ask. I really don't dare to be a girl like Zhou Shihe, who has such a good temperament."
Chapter completed!