Chapter 156 Aren’t you weak?
“Hey, are you pulling your crotch so much?”
After getting off the helicopter, Hawke looked around for a while and couldn't help but look puzzled when he saw the short, old buildings and grounds that looked like factory dormitories.
"This is different from what Gu Qing said. You won't join forces to lie to us!"
“It really doesn’t look like the world’s top organization.”
Tina said with a yawn while wiping her sleepy eyes.
Fury had a row of black lines hanging from his head.
“There was an accident some time ago and the headquarters was demolished. This is a temporary office, so take it down first!”
"I see."
Uncle Hawke suddenly understood, and immediately said with disdain: "The headquarters was actually demolished. You are really weak. But don't worry, with me joining the team, we will never let something like this happen again."
“Hawk is so awesome!”
Tina applauded in amazement.
“No matter what, it’s just mediocre. Tina, we are newcomers. Even if we are very powerful, we must be humble. It is not good to be too high-profile.”
"Uh-huh."
Tina nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
You are a little bit good at counting!
Fury couldn't help but be speechless when he looked at Hawke, who was bragging about himself and getting to heaven after being praised by Tina.
If Gu Qing hadn't greeted him and looked at his confident look, he would have really thought that this guy was awesome!
After all, a talking pig is quite bluffing.
Although to a certain extent, Hawke is indeed awesome, there is still a difference between this awesomeness and awesomeness in the traditional sense.
Fury took a deep breath and said, "With your words, I feel relieved..."
On the way to the plane, he had already figured out the personalities of the two little guys. At this time, he said as if coaxing children: "But, please don't talk when we go in."
“Why?”
“For someone as powerful as you, I naturally want to use it as the trump card of my secret weapon. But if you speak in public... others will be able to see how powerful you are at a glance, and then the bad guys will not dare to show their faces.”
“Then you people in this world really have no vision.”
Hawke said dissatisfied: "My advantages are as bright as diamonds. Even in the dark midnight, I can attract people ten kilometers away. But you need to see whether I can speak or not to see how powerful I am.
No wonder your headquarters was demolished."
…”
Fury fell silent.
Looking at the pink little pig that was about to fly into the sky after it was given some color, he had the urge to brush it with barbecue seasoning and grill it.
But when I think about it having an awesome older brother, I still don’t have the guts to put my idea into action.
After all, if the protagonist of the Demon Slayer Corps can follow him through time and space like a cat and a tiger, it is not unimaginable that his awesome brother will follow him through time and space.
After a long silence, he changed the topic and said: "Anyway, I will take you to meet your teammates first, and then test your ability data."
“Then hurry up.”
While talking, the three of them entered SHIELD's temporary headquarters together.
The area inside is much smaller. The house is two stories high and made of red bricks. The interior walls are not even painted, and only the SHIELD logo can be seen occasionally spray-painted, giving it an air of poverty.
After a while, several people came to an empty room.
Dr. Banner, Coulson, and Agent Hill are busy working on the computer.
Fury clapped his hands, and after seeing everyone's attention attracted, he said: "Let's put down what we are doing and introduce two new members to you."
“New member?”
The three Banners subconsciously looked at Tina next to Fury, and then looked at each other in confusion.
“You guys, just ignore me!”
Hawke jumped on the desk dissatisfied and roared dissatisfied.
Coulson, Banner, and Hill blinked, then looked at each other.
“I seem to be hearing hallucinations.”
"Me too."
“It seems that I have been working overtime for too long during this period. Let’s go have a cup of coffee and take a rest.”
“Good suggestion.”
“Hey, if you keep doing this, I’m going to get angry!”
Hawk roared dissatisfied again.
The scene suddenly became silent.
The three Banners looked at Hawke in surprise at first, and then were dumbfounded, "Walterfuck, this pig is really talking, we heard it right."
“So this pig is the new member hired by the director?”
“I thought it was the little girl, so I was ready to call the police.”
“Please calm down.”
Fury walked into the center of the room and introduced: "This cute little pig is "Hawk" and this is "Tina Sprunt". They are the new Avengers."
"the Avengers?"
Colson was stunned for a moment and asked: "I can probably understand that this pig is not an ordinary creature, but this little girl..."
“She is not an ordinary person either.”
Fury said: "They were all introduced by Gu Qing, and their strength is guaranteed."
"I don't know who Gu Qing is, but let me go to the battlefield with a little girl..."
Dr. Banner objected.
As he spoke, he came to Tina, compared the height up to his waist, and asked: "What can such a little girl do?"
“Tina, show your hand.”
Hearing Fury's words, Tina's sleepy eyes flashed with a cold light.
She reached out and grabbed Dr. Banner's outstretched right wrist, pulled it inward, and at the same time raised her leg and lightly kicked his knee.
"ah!"
Dr. Banner screamed and fell to his knees.
Tina pinched his wrist, twisted it behind his back, unable to move, and shouted "It hurts, it hurts."
"What? You were so loud, but you were subdued by Tina with one move. Isn't this weak?" Hawke came to Banner and laughed: "The people in the Ace Force are so weak, no wonder your headquarters will
It was torn down."
“I’m also very surprised about this.”
Tina looked at Fury doubtfully, "This gentleman does not have combat literacy. If my teammates are of this level, I am afraid it will hinder the completion of the mission."
"Dr. Banner's situation is quite special. He needs to transform before he can fight. Let him go first."
“Transform?”
Tina didn't know what she thought of, and she let go of her right hand with a thoughtful look on her face.
Hawke was thoughtful, "It seems to be the same character as Escanor. I just wonder if you will be as invincible as Escanor after you transform?"
“Almost!”
Fury wrote down Escanor's name and said to Banner who stood up: "How about it, Tina's strength is pretty good, right?"
“It’s just capturing me, it’s nothing.”
Banner rubbed his pinched wrist and said: "Also, even if she has the corresponding level, she is still a child. Didn't you reject Parker and Harry? Why did you find a younger child?"
"Tina is different, she..."
“I have been a soldier for several years.”
Tina yawned and said: "Although I am only ten years old, as long as I can remember, I have participated in Dr. Rand's plan to transform soldiers as a child of the curse, received the most rigorous military training, and then fought on the battlefield.
So don’t worry about my mental age.”
…”
The house fell silent again.
Coulson and others cast questioning glances at Fury.
And Fury pretended not to see it.
Other than knowing that Tina was in the doomsday world and that she was a professional soldier, he didn't know much about her specific situation.
“Tina, you are so strong, wuwu...”
Hawke threw himself on Tina with tears in his eyes, and was so moved: "I always knew you were very powerful, but I didn't know you had such a bitter past."
“Actually, it’s not bad.”
Tina smiled and said: "In such an apocalyptic world, it's actually pretty good that I have the power to kill monsters."
Fury was silent for a while and asked: "Tina, what do you know?"
“Hmm…probably, most modern equipment can be used.”
Tina's sleepiness became more intense. Her eyelids were about to droop several times, but she finally managed to hold them up, just like on her way home after staying up all night in an Internet cafe for several days.
Her voice became lower and lower, as if she was talking in her sleep, "I can use all kinds of weapons, instruments, and vehicles. I am proficient in military boxing, military daggers, and good at tactical design. Basically, what the ace soldiers in the army can do, I can do it."
.”
“Then how does your level compare with ordinary ace soldiers?”
“In a frontal battle, if we are well prepared, we can probably defeat a thousand troops.”
"perhaps?"
“Hmm. I have always been engaged in the work of assassinating or exterminating monsters. I have never faced off against a large human army. This is computer simulation data.”
“What about non-face-to-face confrontation?”
“Unclear.”
Tina shook her head slightly, "I can snipe from 10,000 meters away. If it's a guerrilla war, it won't matter how many enemies come."
After listening to Tina's words, Coulson looked at Fury, "In other words, it's a Barton with a longer sniper range?"
“This is not correct.”
Tina retorted: "I heard from my brother about Barton. His five senses and nervous reactions are better than mine. If we fight a sniper within five thousand meters, I will most likely lose. But beyond five thousand meters, the farther the distance, the more powerful I will be."
The farther away I am, the higher my winning rate is.
But if it’s a close combat.
Although my brother has also said that he is good at all fighting methods, my physical fitness far exceeds his, and I am also very good at fighting using myself as bait.
So, in a close combat, he can’t beat me 100%.”
“After saying so much, I still don’t feel much.”
Banner suggested: "How about a test?"
"It's natural. I made arrangements on the way here." After Fury finished speaking, he looked at Tina and asked, "How do you say that?"
“I’m fine.”
Tina nodded and said: "But is there a high concentration of caffeine? I have owl factor in my body. I will be so sleepy during the day that I can't open my eyes. I need more than twice the lethal amount of caffeine for ordinary humans to refresh myself."
“Owl factor?”
Dr. Banner looked confused.
The rest of the people also looked over curiously.
“It is a biological virus that gives me strong physical strength and some owl abilities. I can reach my best state at night.”
“Then do you want to test again at night?”
“It’s not necessary, it’s okay during the day. Besides, you definitely need to test my different states during the day and at night.”
"really."
Chapter completed!