Ordinary people: orz

big ass:or2

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Cheng Zhu said he wanted to come to the kitchen to help, but that was a lie. He was just being polite. He was just a little hungry and wanted to take a look at some dishes tonight.

But who would have thought that as soon as they came over, they would see Da Cai with a big fat ass?

So he simply leaned against the kitchen doorframe and refused to leave.

He had good reasons for not leaving: It seems that she won't be able to pick up the things in the cracks for a while, and the things in the pot will get burnt later, so I need to keep an eye on it.

Hu Yan, who lives at home, usually wears pajamas and other home clothes. Since there are guests coming to the house today, he changed into daily clothes.

She seems to mostly wear sweatshirts and hoodies, and she always wears looser styles, trying to cover her palms with the sleeves and try to wrap herself as tightly as possible.

As for her lower body, she wore a pair of blue straight-leg loose jeans.

Of course, even if you want to loosen up a certain part, you can't make it loose.

If a chubby woman like her wears tight jeans, the picture will only be more eye-catching.

He even felt that she should be the model for the jeans with a through zipper in his [Insistence Visit] store.

Cheng Zhu knew very well that a woman like Hu Yan actually had a lot of troubles in life, such as buying pants was really difficult.

The waist is just right, but the hips are too tight.

The hip circumference is just right, but the waist circumference is too wide.

What's more, the larger the pants size, the longer the pants legs tend to be.

"Huh! I finally got it." Hu Yan took out a small bottle from the crack under the cabinet.

Cheng Zhu didn't know what was in it, but it was probably some kind of seasoning.

"Boss, I remember you can eat spicy food, right?" Hu Yan asked.

"Yeah." He nodded.

During the whole process, Hu Yan didn't look at him.

It was obvious that even in her most relaxed home, she was still doubly nervous because of Cheng Zhu's arrival.

"Like the majority of netizens, they behave like a devil online and like a Buddha offline." He complained in his heart.

From the corner of his eye, Hu Yan could see Cheng Zhu leaning against the door frame of the kitchen and watching her cooking. As time passed, her whole body began to turn a little red again.

"Um, boss, why don't you go and wait at the dining table for a while? It'll be ready right away, right away!" she said.

"What? Am I here to influence your performance?" Cheng Zhu said with a smile.

"Yes, a little bit." She said intently while shoveling the vegetables with a spatula.

"Okay." Cheng Zhu began to sit down at the dining table and play with his mobile phone.

Finally, the dinner was indeed quite sumptuous, with three dishes and one soup.

There are spicy crab fried rice cakes, pepper fried meat, stir-fried lettuce, and yam pork ribs soup.

"The appearance looks okay." Cheng Zhu held the chopsticks.

He tried every dish and it tasted really good.

"Do you often cook by yourself?" Cheng Zhu asked.

"Cook one meal every day and then eat it in two meals." Hu Yan said, "I actually often order takeout, but after watching the news, I'm afraid that I will eat to death if I eat takeout every day."

Cheng Zhu couldn't laugh or cry when he heard this statement.

They say takeout is unhealthy, and that’s true. Many takeaways are indeed unhealthy.

But the problem is - I'm lazy!

"Is there anything to drink?" Cheng Zhu asked.

"Can I have Fat House Happy Water?" Hu Yan asked.

"Coke, okay."

During the meal, as they chatted, Hu Yan began to feel less awkward and nervous, and became a bit more relaxed.

After all, the two only met offline a few times, but they had been chatting online for several months.

They even know each other's most private things, and their relationship is naturally very familiar.

As we were chatting, the topic came to the milk tea shop.

"Boss, have you decided where to open the store?" she asked.

"There are several pre-selections, and this year I guess there won't be one in Shanghai. There may also be one in the area where you live." Cheng Zhu said.

"I really want to drink it, but there are too many people queuing up." Hu Yan gently poked the rice in his bowl with his chopsticks.

For her, this kind of Internet-famous milk tea shop, which is crowded with people, is simply a forbidden area.

The last time I went to a claw machine shop, I went purely with the "dark" motive of spying on Cheng Zhu, but he ended up catching me red-handed.

"This is easy to handle. When the store opens, I will ask someone to bring you a few drinks." Cheng Zhu said.

After all, the other party is a gold medal painter in his own studio. Now that he has become a QQ tycoon, she and Ye Zi can be regarded as his right-hand men. They have contributed a lot to it. They both have the merit of following the dragon!

Such a small request must be satisfied by her.

This really has nothing to do with whether the butt is big or not.

"Really? Thank you, boss!" Hu Yan was quite excited.

She doesn’t have to go to a crowded place and can still drink famous products, which is really comfortable for her.

Cheng Zhu was actually quite curious as to why she was so afraid of crowds, but after careful consideration, he finally didn't ask.

I guess there is some reason here, but I'm not sure if it involves any sad past events or inner fears, so I'd better not pry into it yet.

After all, if a person has been like this since childhood, he will not be able to read books.

He just asked: "You don't go out much, aren't you bored staying at home?"

"No, there are endless things online." Hu Yan said.

"I'm worried about your health when you're like this." Cheng Zhu joked.

At first, Hu Yan thought that Cheng Zhu felt that she didn't go out too much and didn't exercise, so she was unhealthy. But after thinking about it, he realized that he was saying that he read "dirty stuff" on the Internet all day long, and his body couldn't bear it too much!

If they were chatting on WeChat, Hu Yan would definitely be full of flirtatious words by now. He would even tell him that he used to be five times a day and there was no change. He even weighed himself before going to bed and was still dehydrated!

But now they were face to face, so she was a little weaker. She lowered her head and gently poked the rice in her bowl with her chopsticks, saying, "I, I don't look at those all day long."

She knew her words were unconvincing, so she began to find reasons: "Creation requires creation!"

"No, then according to what you said, those authors who write about harem scumbags have to be scumbags in reality and have to sleep with little girls to accumulate material?" Cheng Zhu asked rhetorically.

"Then I don't know." Hu Yan mustered up the courage to fight back: "But boss, you must be!"

Cheng Zhu didn't object.

He knew that his image here in Hu Yan was not good.

I started selling QQ underwear after graduating from high school, creating a brand-new graphic style that was not available in China. Later, I even designed my own QQ underwear style. Even when I chatted with him, he was very sexy. You tell me, can this be an innocent boy?

Cheng Zhu just looked at her and said, "Then you still dare to call me home for dinner alone?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw that Hu Yan's face, neck and ears were all red. As expected, her whole body started to turn red again.

No, what the hell kind of immortal physique do you have?

"It's nothing." She lowered her head and poked the rice again and said.

After the meal, the two sat on the sofa in the living room and chatted.

When the topic of "insisting on visiting" came up, Hu Yan also complained one by one, saying that the quality of the product was not good.

Don’t forget, she bought a lot of QQ underwear herself, and even drew a self-portrait and sent it to the process.

Like a stepmother dress, a gray turtleneck backless sweater, and even a tight black spider jumpsuit. She bought them all.

"I told you a long time ago, what we want for our products is good texture, not good quality."

"The quality is so good that customers will leave negative reviews!" Cheng Zhu said.

Hu Yan was a little speechless: "Then it can't be that it fell apart not long after I put it on, right?"

Cheng Zhu: "???"

He quickly reacted: "Which one is it? Black Spider Bodysuit?"

"yes."

"Then you have to find some reason in yourself!" Cheng Zhuyi pointed out.

In the final analysis, the problem with your clothing-exploding method lies with you.

The Black Spider bodysuit has a hidden zipper, and if you pull it out hard, it will easily break.
To be continued...