Chapter 87 Fat Head and Big Ears (Full Version)
"The person outside is the newly appointed Xinxiang County Magistrate Geng Chungeng?"
Chen Shi was slightly startled, "He wants to buy geese? And he bought them all?"
He just felt that something was wrong.
This is the East Market. Recently, the moon has appeared during the day, and there are evil spirits nearby. Few people come to the East Market to set up stalls, and few people come to buy things. The old goose seller turns students into geese in the East Market, and the county magistrate Geng Chun appears in the sparsely populated area.
I bought geese in the East Market and bought them all.
This is very weird.
A goose came out of the bag and squawked. Chen Shi looked over and saw several other geese pecking at one goose, complaining that she had made a mistake in judgment.
The one who was pecked and screamed should be Hu Feifei.
Strange to say, everyone turned into geese and squawked, but they were able to understand each other's words.
It's as if they are proficient in goose language.
At this time, Chen Shi heard the cry of geese outside, and someone should have moved the goose cage.
The bag was also carried on someone's back, and the space inside the bag was swaying.
They are entering the city.
The geese outside were crying and fussing. Judging from the tone, it was other missing students who had also been turned into geese.
"Are the county magistrate and the old goose seller working together? Are they really going to eat the geese turned into students? Isn't this cannibalism?"
Chen Shi shuddered a little, but the students who turned into geese in the bag were still besieging Hu Feifei.
Chen Shi shook his head and thought to himself: "Children's nature, wait a minute, am I not a child too?"
So he flapped his wings and ran over shouting, and surrounded the city with his classmates, pecking at Hu Feifei together, and ruffling the goose feathers on Hu Feifei's head.
Hu Feifei was beaten until she screamed and screamed, feeling extremely miserable.
When Chen Shi and others were tired from beating, they stopped to rest and prepared to beat again later.
"What on earth is this bag? It can actually turn us into geese. It's like the realm of ghosts and gods."
Chen Shi spread his short legs, wagging his tail skillfully, and walked inside the bag.
The bag is dark, and the interior space is like a small house, where hundreds of geese can be accommodated without any problem.
"Chen Shi, Chen Shi, don't run around."
cried the other geese.
Chen Shi ignored them and continued to look around. The goose's eyes were unique and could see at night. Even if the inside of the bag was pitch black, it was still like daylight to them.
He found that if he stood still, he could twist his neck in a circle, and when he saw the back, he could see his indescribable dexterity, and his sense of novelty increased dramatically.
At this time, the big white goose transformed by Shen Yusheng came forward and walked side by side with him, saying: "This thing is definitely not the realm of ghosts and gods. The realm of ghosts and gods has a wider range of influence and can change the structure and species of objects. And I noticed
The meridians in my body are still there, and the flow of qi and blood still runs according to the structure of the human body and has not changed. I feel that this is a means of creation. It only changes our appearance and skin, but does not change our structure."
Chen Shi took a deep look at him. This student named Shen Yusheng was very smart, which impressed him with admiration.
"If our cultivation can go further, we should be able to break through the suppression of Budai and become human again."
Shen Yusheng said regretfully, "It's a pity that I was trapped in the shrine realm and didn't get the divine fetus. Otherwise, I could have given it a try. I think the reason why this old goose seller catches students but doesn't dare to catch scholars is because his cloth bag can only
Trapped in the shrine realm."
Chen Shi raised his head, looked around, and said: "Budai can be regarded as a kind of realm of ghosts and gods, but its scope is extremely small. Moreover, breaking it does not require a divine fetus, it is just a strange space constructed with talismans."
He tried to activate the golden elixir and moved it to his right foot, only to see that his right foot changed from a goose paw back to a human foot.
Chen Shi calmly took back the golden elixir, turned his right foot back into a goose paw, raised the goose paw, and lightly paused. Immediately, the true energy surged out from under his feet, activating the black lines hidden on the bag.
Those black threads became brighter under the stimulation of infuriating energy, forming talisman patterns one after another.
Talisman patterns surround them, forming a space the size of a house.
The other geese had already rested and were preparing for a second battle to beat Hu Feifei. Seeing this scene, they couldn't help but be stunned.
Chen Shi put away his goose paw, and the talisman pattern gradually dimmed, and Xiao Shi disappeared.
Shen Yusheng looked at him in surprise and whispered: "Chen Shi, your Qi is so strong. Have you obtained the divine fetus?"
Chen Shi shook his head and thought: "I don't have a divine fetus, but I have cultivated the golden elixir."
With his current level of cultivation, it is not difficult to break through the suppression of the bag. The talisman pattern on the bag is a transformation talisman, and his grandfather also taught him.
There are even some flaws in a few runes, which are very easy to crack.
At this time, there was a noise outside, and a woman exclaimed in shock: "So many geese? Madam will be happy now."
Another woman smiled and said: "Madam, she has been thinking about eating goose meat these days. She always says she has a dull mouth."
The voice of Magistrate Gen came: "You first take the goose cage to the backyard and hang it up, set the tableware, and prepare knives and axes. My wife and I will have dinner in the evening, and we don't need you to wait on us. None of you are allowed in."
The maids said so and lifted the goose cage into the backyard.
"Master, there are some white geese in this bag, they are fresh!"
said the old goose seller.
"Please take it to the backyard and put it in a goose cage."
Soon after, the bag was opened, and Chen Shi and others suddenly felt bright light coming in, and several students hurriedly screamed.
At this moment, there was a hiss, and the black pot came out of the cloth bag. The maids hurriedly shouted: "Dog, dog, a big black dog has broken in."
There was a sudden uproar in the county government office, and the maids were panicked.
Magistrate Geng hurriedly called the Yamen servant to catch the dog.
A thin and powerful hand reached into the cage, grabbed Chen Shi's neck, and pulled him out.
The big white goose transformed by Chen Shi did not struggle and let the big hands pick it up.
The owner of the big hand is the old goose seller, with white beard, white hair, and wrinkles on his face. Search tangsanbooks.com to read the latest chapter. He looked at Chen Shi and chuckled: "It's a big fat goose. Don't blame me, who let me
The master and his wife like this bite!"
He stuffed Chen Shi into the goose cage, then carried it on a bamboo pole and hung the goose cage on the tree in the backyard.
The goose cage was made of woven bamboo sheets, and the holes were quite large, just enough for the goose's head to poke out, but not its body.
Soon, eighteen goose cages were hung on the big tree, like large round lanterns, with white geese walking around anxiously inside.
In other people's ears, these geese kept squawking, but in the ears of Chen Shi and other students who turned into geese, they were screaming for help.
"What's going on? You haven't caught the dog yet? How do you errands do your job?"
There was still a lot of noise at the yamen gate.
Many maids came out to clean up the backyard, preparing all kinds of cutlery, cutlery, and even axes, as well as onions, ginger, garlic, coriander, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar and other dipping sauces.
The students in the goose cage screamed even more fiercely, begging them for help.
But no one can understand it.
The maids left the backyard, but the old goose seller did not leave and remained in the backyard.
Unconsciously, at night, the old goose seller lit up the lanterns one by one, and there were more than a dozen lanterns hanging in the backyard, with scarlet lights.
The old goose seller stood bowed and heard a voice: "Madam, please walk slowly and slide carefully."
"Okay, okay."
A breathless voice said, "You go back. Grandpa and I are having dinner, and no one is allowed to step into the backyard."
"yes."
The footsteps of the maids faded away.
Chen Shi stood in the goose cage and noticed that the old man selling the goose became nervous and stared at the moon cave door in the backyard, seeming a little scared.
Chen Shi looked toward the moon cave door and saw a plump and plump county magistrate's wife moving her steps with difficulty, walking towards this side under the moonlight and light.
As he walked, he chattered: "It's been a long time since I've had something so fresh. Lao Wu, where's the master?"
The old goose seller quickly bowed and said, "The master is still outside and has not come back."
His voice was trembling, as if he was very scared, and he said: "Husband, madam, if you are hungry, you can eat first."
The fat and big county magistrate's wife walked tremblingly towards the dining table and said with a smile: "No hurry, no rush, wait for him to come and eat together. He has just taken office and has become the parent official of Xinxiang. He has many things to do and is very hardworking."
Very, I have to give him some replenishment."
She moved her body, and suddenly there was a thud in the dress, and an extra length of divine body appeared in the dress behind her.
The county magistrate's wife took another step forward, and with another thud, her body grew longer. Her dress gradually could no longer hide her body.
She continued to walk towards the dining table, the thumping sound kept coming, her body was getting longer and lighter.
More and more divine bodies appeared from the dresses, and thick thighs stretched out from under these bodies, stepping on the ground to hold up the long bodies.
Her body gradually lost weight and she spoke much more easily. She smiled and said, "It's much easier this way."
Behind her, the body has grown to three to four feet in length, and new bodies are constantly growing, segment by segment.
The body was completely blood red, but the legs and feet were milky white and translucent. The thighs were thick and the calves were thin. At the heels, they became extremely sharp, as if they were made of steel.
She is like a centipede four to five feet long, with a thick shell on the outside, but search Miaowei Bookstore to read the full version. The body in front is human-shaped, and as the number of body segments increases, she becomes more and more...
The thinner she gets, the more beautiful she looks, her extraordinary charm, and her indescribable charm.
Her clumsy body also became extremely flexible, no longer as bulky as before.
The big white geese in the goose cage on the tree stopped calling and stared at this scene blankly.
Chen Shi was also a little stunned: "Didn't you say that there have never been evil spirits in the county? Now there are not only evil spirits, but the evil spirits have even become the county magistrate's wife, enslaved monks, and captured boys and girls for her to eat."
He just thought it was absurd.
What he once envied most were the children in the city. He thought they were extremely happy, but he did not expect that they were in greater danger than the children in the country.
Suddenly, someone screamed, and other geese followed suit. The backyard of the county government office was buzzing with noise.
The county magistrate's wife let out a cry, her upper body floated up, and she exerted force on her legs and feet, making her body appear in front of the goose cage, which was even higher than the goose cage.
Her body was flexible and she spun around the big tree. She suddenly shouted: "Don't make any noise. Whoever makes the noise will be eaten first."
There was silence all around, and the big white geese huddled in the corner of the cage, daring not to move.
The county magistrate's wife was very satisfied, took off a goose cage, turned around and came to the dining table, placed the goose cage on the dining table, her eyes flashed.
"Goose heart, goose gras, goose intestine, goose paws, and goose brain are all my favorite foods."
She laughed, her branches trembling with laughter, and the legs and feet underneath her also trembled.
"Don't be afraid, it won't taste good if you're afraid. Originally I just used the blood of boys and girls to make the elixir. But after I tasted it, I started to like it more and more. Do you want me to wait for you? I'll eat it first."
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At this time, Magistrate Geng's voice came from outside the hospital: "...Mr. Fu, do you have something important to come here at this time?"
"County Master, I'm here to get the goose!"
Fu Leisheng's voice came and he said with a smile: "I made an agreement with the old man who sells geese. I want to buy his geese and ask him to leave a few for me. I heard that he arrived at the house and never came out, so I took the liberty to come.
I’m disturbing the county magistrate’s rest. I’ll leave immediately after taking the goose.”
Magistrate Geng was a little displeased and said: "I have already bought all those geese. I have already paid for them, so why should I give them to you again? Mr. Fu, you are a scholar, so don't push yourself too far."
Fu Leisheng said: "I have also paid, and I paid first. Although the county magistrate is an official, he cannot be unreasonable. You call the old goose seller out, and I will confront him. The goose seller, sell
Goose."
His voice is getting closer and closer, trying to force his way into the backyard.
The county magistrate's wife flashed a fierce look and said with a sweet smile: "Master, just let him in. It's just a pair of chopsticks."
Her eyes fell on the axe, and her body continued to shrink, returning to her plump appearance.
Fu Leisheng and Magistrate Geng walked in one after another. Fu Leisheng saw the goose cage hanging on the tree and said with a smile: "Yes, these are my geese, I paid for them. Mr. Geng, these geese are mine.
I took it away."
The old goose seller appeared behind him and said coldly: "Mr. Fu, did you remember it wrong? Mr. Fu didn't pay a penny for these geese."
With a smile on his face, Fu Leisheng turned around and faced him directly, and said with a smile: "You still need to charge money when selling geese? Have you accepted Magistrate Geng's money? If you don't accept Magistrate Geng's money, why should you accept mine?"
When he reached middle age, he originally had a turbid temperament, and he was an old businessman who was greedy for money.
At this moment, his dejection disappeared and he became energetic. He smiled and said: "You have sold the goose and you are still staying at the county magistrate's house. Are you planning to let the county magistrate listen to you eat?"
Magistrate Geng laughed heartily, stretched out his hand, and said, "Mr. Fu really likes to joke. Since you're here, let's have a light meal before leaving. Please sit down."
Fu Leisheng came to the dining table and said: "Master, please."
Magistrate Geng sat down and said: "Old Wu, pick a fat white goose for Mr. Fu."
Fu Leisheng smiled and said: "Let me choose."
He grabbed the bamboo pole from the old goose seller, picked up one of the goose cages, and carried the goose cage to the table.
"Sir, the white goose I chose can speak human language."
Fu Leisheng placed the goose cage on the dining table and said with a smile: "She can also do tricks, transforming from a goose into a human."
"oh?"
Magistrate Geng and his wife were both interested. The magistrate's wife smiled and said, "Let's see if it can be done like a trick."
Fu Leisheng smiled slightly and said to the white goose in the cage: "Hu Feifei, say something to the county magistrate and his wife."
That white goose was Hu Feifei. She looked at the county magistrate's wife and said with a smile: "Madam, you have a fat head and big ears, like a pig, and you still eat!"
The county magistrate's wife was so angry that her body was shaking, and she was about to have a fit. Magistrate Geng held her hand down and said with a smile, "What are Mr. Fu's plans?"
Fu Leisheng said seriously: "I can't change anything about the next scholar. I just want to take away my students."
Magistrate Geng said: "You can take away the students from Wencai Academy."
Fu Leisheng smiled and said: "The students are all studying Confucianism. Since they are all studying Confucianism, they are all classmates. I want to take them all away."
"dream!"
The county magistrate's wife suddenly slapped the case, her fat head and big ears shook slightly.
dong dong dong
His body suddenly swelled up, revealing his true form, "Let's stay together!"
Chapter completed!