It was freezing cold at night.

Every house in the alley is lit with lights, the air is filled with the smell of sulfur, and the sound of firecrackers forms a continuous movement.

Several people suddenly ran out of a large courtyard and ran to the public toilet as fast as possible. In other courtyards, there were also people running out. It seemed that it was time to go to the toilet together.

It's okay to pee. You can just find a corner to solve it. After a night, it will be mixed with air-conditioning, soil, ice and snow, and thrown from the plane. It is called ice from the sky. "Access to Science" can film three episodes.

If you can't poop, you have to go to the toilet. I know everything about dry toilets in winter.

"Wow!"

After he peeed out after holding in his urine for more than an hour, the uncle almost had an enlarged prostate, but he didn't care. He chatted with the neighbors: "The sketch you just played was really interesting!"

"Yes, it amused me to death. It made me laugh even more than last year!"

"That actress is really good at acting and good-looking. She is much better than your wife."

"Go, go, go!"

After a bunch of gentlemen finished their work, Ma Liu rushed home again. The video of the "Animal Show" was still playing on the TV. Last year it was a panda, this year it was a bear and a monkey. As usual, it lasted five minutes, counting the intermission.

Inside the studio.

Several hosts carried big bags and went to the tables to add sugar and fruits.

Chen Qi ran to Grandma Fei Xiang and asked, "Are you tired? Can you still sit still?"

"I'm fine. When will my grandson come on stage?"

"He's at the finale!"

"Oh, I'll wait then, I'm not sleepy at all!"

After taking care of this old lady, Chen Qi ran to another old lady and said, "Teacher Zhao, how are you doing?"

"We will be the next skit?"

"Yes, there are still about 20 minutes left!"

"Hey, only 20 minutes left? My heart is pounding!"

Zhao Lirong had already made her appearance, changed her clothes and was waiting. Niu Qun was advising beside her: "You have experienced many hardships and reported your performance to the leaders. This small scene is not a big deal. If you are nervous, then I will finish it. You

You have to take me with you, let’s complete the mission together!”

"What I'm saying is, I can't be nervous and I will complete the task!"

The old lady regulates herself.

She started acting at the age of 4 and started acting at the age of 6. She came from a very difficult background.

The old sociological drama, the feudal order is really true, and "Farewell My Concubine" is just the tip of the iceberg. After the founding of the People's Republic of China, they were all literary and art workers. As a result, in recent decades, some flavors have returned, and a trace of feudal desire has returned.

evil.

After "Animal Show", Yin Xiumei sings.

Anyone of a certain age should know that Yin Xiumei is a singer of the same generation as Guan Mucun and others, a generation earlier than Hot Girl.

She is from Heilongjiang and was transferred to the China Broadcasting Art Troupe. She has a very good relationship with Jiang Kun. She is the godmother and music teacher of Jiang Kun's daughter. She sang a song "Where is Happiness".

Follow Zhang Mingmin to sing "One Cut Plum".

He became popular all over the country with "My Chinese Heart" and can be said to be the most popular singer at the party. Historically, "One Cut Plum" became popular after the introduction of a Taiwanese TV series.

Singing it like this now, the effect is a little worse, but it is still a good song in itself.

"Snowflakes are fluttering in the north wind, the sky and the earth are vast, and a cold plum tree stands proudly in the snow, just for the fragrance of my beloved..."

“The lyrics are so well written!”

"Well, it's so poetic!"

"The cliff is already covered with hundreds of feet of ice, but there are still beautiful flowers and branches!"

…

Unconsciously, the party lasted for more than 2 hours, and "A Day in the Life of a Heroic Mother" was ranked as the 29th program.

Gong Xue stood on the stage and said: "Today is the Chinese New Year's Eve and everyone is having a reunion dinner. I am a Shanghainese and live in Beijing. I like the tastes of both the north and the south. I usually make eight-treasure rice and spring rolls.

I can also make dumplings, croquettes...and of course soy products.

This year, 11 non-staple food stores in the city provide soy products free of charge, and some self-employed people selling tofu have also appeared. Our material supply..."

"Comrade? Comrade?"

"Um?"

Gong Xue turned her head, and Niu herd came out carrying a fake camera and said, "Is there a Mrs. Zhao here?"

"Aunt Zhao?"

"Her son is in the factory security department. He caught a bad guy a few days ago and made a meritorious service. I'm going to see her."

"Oh, over there!"

The two stood on the left side of the stage, and Zhao Lirong was ready on the right side, but the audience in front of the TV could not see it. After Gong Xue finished the curtain call, the camera swept over and Zhao Lirong was revealed.

Type on the screen:

Performer: Zhao Lirong, Niu Qun!

Creator: Chen Qi!

A table covered with a tablecloth, two chairs, and no unnecessary furnishings.

Zhao Lirong wore her hair in a bun, an old man's cardigan and cloth shoes, and was cleaning the house. In the voiceover, someone shouted: "Aunt Zhao, the tofu seller is here!"

"You give me a seat, I'll come right away!"

The old lady took out the money from the drawer, raised her feet and walked out. Her walking posture was different, like an old lady with small feet. Her body leaned forward and her arms swung widely as if she was trying to maintain balance.

"Ouch!"

She bumped into a herd of cattle: "Who are you looking for?"

"You are Aunt Zhao... I am from the TV station and I am here to see you..."

"Come here and buy me something!"

Zhao Lirong reached for the camera, causing a burst of laughter inside and outside the venue. People who don't listen to opera reviews basically don't know Zhao Lirong, and her appearance, speaking in Tangshan dialect, went to get someone's camera, and her image was immediately established.

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"If the man is on the left and the woman is on the right, then I will move my right leg!"

"Just hit it!"

"Hey, hey, hey... stop!!! Why did you come in sideways?"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

The performers on the same stage had seen them rehearse, but the live audience had not seen it, and they burst into laughter. Everyone thought "Lazy Man Dating" was very funny, but they didn't expect that there was something even more funny.

"Just the one last night, the TV show was called "Fearless Fearless"."

"Hey, can you sing that song? Good, good! I said get ready, let's start..."

Oops!

As soon as this episode came out, it spread to thousands of households through TV. Those making dumplings and cooking stopped, and those playing cards stopped and all stared at the TV. Because it was so fresh!

Zhao Lirong is widely loved by the masses. In addition to her down-to-earth personality and excellent performance quality, another major feature is that the old lady is always at the forefront of fashion. Whether it is "Tango Tango Walk", rapping, or singing the English version of "I

"Heart is Eternal"...

The old lady is always trying to break through herself, and she is a hundred times better than those who just wait to die.

Not to mention that this is the 1980s, and hundreds of millions of viewers across the country are watching without blinking. She is standing on the stage, showing off her style, and singing in Cantonese: "The Great Wall will never fall, the Great Wall will never fall.

The Yellow River is surging!"

"Wow!!"

"This old comrade is so awesome!"

"Singing is good!"

Unfortunately, I started to turn around from the word "Tao" and I stopped and scratched my head: "How did this change?"

"You're singing Ping Opera!"

"Hahaha, this old lady is so interesting!"

Last year, only Chen Peisi and Yan Shun opened two serious sketches. This year, there are 7 language programs, 4 of which are classics, "Universe Brand Cigarettes", "Lazy Man's Dating", "A Day in the Life of a Heroic Mother", and "Mutton Skewers" which was not included.

It completely exposed the audience to the art form of sketches, which teased everyone's joyful nerves. There was a program every few times, and it was very rhythmic, as if an invisible big hand was controlling the joy, anger, sorrow, and joy of hundreds of millions of people.

"Sima Guang smashed the vat!"

"Sima's tank smashes the tank!"

"Sima Guang smashed the vat!"
To be continued...