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Chapter 584 This is called pattern 1

Everyone had dinner and went back to the studio to continue in the afternoon.

Chen Qi came up and stood alone on the stage.

People at the Ministry of Culture get angry when they see it. Damn CCTV is so disgusting. They don’t care about that.

First, give him a wave of applause. Ding Qiao clenched his fists at him and said he must kill CCTV!

Chen Qi held the microphone and did not cry out for himself. He only said: "Our time is limited and we only have time to arrange these few programs. Please forgive me for the rudimentaryness and please invite a host!"

He said a word and then disappeared.

Gong Xue came up, but she was also alone. There was no opening remarks, and she directly announced: "Please enjoy the Taiwanese folk songs "Liu Liu She" and "The Girl from Alishan", performed by Li Lingyu!"

Along with a burst of cheerful music, Li Lingyu came out barefoot wearing ethnic costumes, combing her hair, wearing dog earrings. There were also ten backup dancers, five men and five women, also wearing ethnic costumes.

Men and women formed a group and danced, just like Guangxi folk folk songs, greeting each other and going back and forth. Li Lingyu was in the middle, twisting her little waist and singing:

"You have never met me, and I have never met you. When young friends meet, they fall in love with each other..."

Logically speaking, love is not allowed, but everything can be accommodated.

There can't be ghosts on the screen, but you can film classics. You can't talk about love on the stage, but you can sing folk songs, especially Taiwanese folk songs. Chen Qi was just bullying them because they were ignorant. He said it was Taiwanese folk songs, so it must be.

stand up.

And Li Lingyu, with her sweet voice, made the whole audience happy unconsciously.

"She's yo-yo, she's yo-yoing me, my heart is making a hey-hey-hey, my heart is making a hey-hey-hey..." She was twisting on the stage, and some people in the audience were shaking their heads along with them. "Why is it so red" and "Where the Peach Blossoms Bloom" are completely two states.

Everyone has heard the songs produced by Huang Yihe!

No one has ever heard this song sung by Li Lingyu. She has a sweet person, a sweet song, and a sweet voice. What else is there to say?

".."

Huang Yihe glanced sideways and saw that although the leaders had serious faces, their eyes were very active. He couldn't help but make a note in his notebook. He really couldn't compare Li Lingyu's program to his own.

Fortunately, there was only one Li Lingyu. She finished singing two songs and ended with warm applause.

Gong Xue announced the curtain, talked a little with Zhang Mingmin, and then sang "One Cut Plum". "Snowflakes are flying in the north, the wind is blowing, and the world is vast..."

Huang Yihe listened carefully and found that the song was good and Zhang Mingmin was also popular, but there was no highlight in singing like this, so he made another note in his notebook.

"Now please enjoy the sketch brought to us by the movie actors..."

Gong Xue was announcing the curtain, and Chen Peisi, wearing a sweater and a monkey hat, came up in a huff and said: "Comrade, wait!"

"Huh? You look familiar. Aren't you the one who ate noodles last year?" "Hey, it's me!"

"Why are you here again this year? Still want to eat noodles?"

"I stopped eating last year and got sick after eating a bucket of it. I vomited when I saw the noodles. Now I'm selling mutton skewers!"

"Hahaha!"

It's just a short scene, but many people are already happy, because last year's "Eating Noodles" was the first of its kind, and everyone loved it so much. Chen Peisi has become deeply rooted in the hearts of the people with just one work. When I see him, I want to laugh.

Then Zhu Shimao came on the stage and the two began to perform "Mutton Skewers".

Everyone who had been listening to the main melody all morning was drowsy, but was first energized by Li Lingyu. Now they were even more focused, staring at the stage without blinking, and were willingly brought into the rhythm of the sketch.

"Hahahaha! It's so funny!" "This look, this beard!"

"Hey, this tongue flick is quite standard!" "Hahahaha!"

The studio suddenly became lively, and Huang Yihe's heart skipped a beat.

Not only him, but Wang Feng and Wu Lengxi also frowned, secretly thinking that something was wrong. Although everyone enjoyed watching the program in the morning, they did not burst into laughter. The response of the sketch "Mutton Skewers" overshadowed the five language categories. .

Spring Festival Gala, if the audience doesn’t laugh, what’s the point of watching it?!

Especially when they saw that even CCTV employees were laughing along with them, they felt even worse.

"Whoosh!"

"Don't go, don't go, there's another one!" "No more, no more!" Chen Peisi waved his hand. "Haha!"

Everyone was happy, and they couldn't explain why. Just like when future generations saw Ge You, Uncle Benshan, and Shen Teng, everyone wanted to laugh even if they didn't do anything.

Next, Gong Xue sang a solo song "Ten Sends to the Red Army". She was originally a part of the program to make up for the numbers.

Followed closely by "Lazy Man Dating", Song Dandan, Lei Kesheng, Bai Zhidi!

The 23-year-old Song Dandan has just joined the People's Art Theatre. She is still young, with willow leaves and curved eyebrows and a cherry mouth. Everyone wants to kiss her. Lei Kesheng is from the National Theater, playing the role of a lazy guy; Bai Zhidi is from the Air Force Art Troupe, playing the role of introducing them to blind dates. The village party secretary.

The three-person unit is located in Beijing, which is convenient.

"My name is Wei Shufen, female, 29 years old, still unmarried."

"I'm really sorry. My eyesight is not very good, so I kicked this thermos bottle to pieces!"

This sketch is not as widely circulated as those classics, but it is still a high-level work and it still made everyone laugh.

Follow the next one, A Day in the Life of a Heroic Mother, not to mention.

Zhao Lirong's experience in stage performances is not limited. She found the right rhythm and gave full play to her performance. The herd also cooperated well. There was continuous applause and laughter, and the studio was never quiet.

Especially when I saw the old lady singing a Cantonese song seriously: "The Great Wall will never fall down, and the Yellow River is surging!"

The excitement brought by this contrast is far beyond the traditional programs in the morning. Huang Yihe, Wang Feng and Wu Lengxi, the three giants of the radio and television system who organized the party, each looked gloomier than the other.

Otherwise?

The top leaders of the Ministry of Truth were laughing to the point of tears. What else could they do if their palms turned red?

The three of them were silently calculating in their hearts, and they all had the same idea. Except for Gong Xue's show, they would all beat themselves up. But this was not over yet. Many people stood up and applauded to bid farewell to Zhao Lirong. Gong Xue said in time:

"The TV series "Huo Yuanjia" is currently being broadcast in China. I just listened to two sentences of "The Great Wall Will Never Fall". You must not be satisfied with it. Don't worry, we have invited the director of this drama and the actor who plays Chen Zhen Having come to the scene, let us welcome our compatriots from Hong Kong, Xu Xiaoming and Liang Xiaolong!"

"Oh!" "Catch it!" Both of them were seen wearing Chinese tunic suits and striding onto the stage. Xu Xiaoming had released an album and he was the lead singer.

Liang Xiaolong cooperated and practiced kung fu on the stage. His leg skills were extremely good and he had actual combat ability.

"The mountains and rivers are beautiful and the mountains are colorful. Ask me how my country looks like it is infected with disease! Break out of the bloody road and wave your hand. We must work hard to rejuvenate the country and let the land be trampled on again. This sleeping lion is gradually waking up!"

The song is sonorous, powerful, and full of patriotic sentiments. With the addition of the identities of the two people, the atmosphere is full.

"Chen Zhen!" "Okay, okay!"

There is a lack of entertainment these days, and leaders also like to watch TV series. Good guy, Chen Zhen appears in front of us alive and kicking. This is much better than Chen Sisi hired by CCTV. Chen Sisi is 46 years old this year and has long since passed.

After singing the song, Gong Xue interviewed: "Is this the first time you two have returned to the motherland?"

"This is my third time. I have been here before when I was filming "Kapok Kasaya" and "Mirage"." Xu Xiaoming said with a smile.

"I-it's my first time..."

"Hey, he doesn't speak Mandarin well, so I translated for him!"

Liang Xiaolong struggled to speak in Mandarin, and Xu Xiaoming teased him that there was no such relaxed and natural thing over there.

Liang Xiaolong said slowly but sincerely: "It was the first time I came to the capital. Everyone was very, very enthusiastic about me. I really didn't expect so many people to know me. There was even an old woman who stopped me and called me a great hero. , this feeling is so amazing.

I like what you said about returning to the motherland. Yes, I am going back to the motherland to have a look."

Hiss!

As soon as Liang Xiaolong's remarks came out, CCTV knew something was wrong. If the previous programs were still a competition on content, then now they are a competition on format and concept.

In this regard, CCTV has nothing to offer.

There is no way they can ask a Hong Kong person to say such things.

The hearts of the three giants were suspended for a moment. They watched Gong Xue walk to the middle of the stage and stood there, smiling and saying: "We also have a very special guest. He is a famous singer from Taiwan. I would like to welcome Mr. Fei Xiang, who is here for us." Singing "365 Miles"... rub!

Huang Yihe stood up like a spring, 365 Miles??? This song, this song, is indeed related to Chen Qi!

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