Chapter 95: Entering the horse and punching
Chapter 95 Chapter 95, Entering the horse and punching
"Then you...agree?"
The love brain pregnant puppet girl was overjoyed and asked.
"I agree, I just said such a long paragraph, you can think that I sincerely bless you, and I am really generous! Even though you are so stupid that you don't distinguish between good and bad, I am impressed by your wisdom! I hope
You and that unreliable bastard will grow old together and be united forever. Don’t reach out to us for help or even send us money.”
An Zhui couldn't laugh or cry, and was completely defeated.
You can't use common sense to ask bloody game characters, just like you can't reason with a madman.
Just now, his emotions were in place, and he was angry and angry. It was just a personal vent.
Now that I calm down, I start thinking about how to break the situation.
The other two groups of puppets continued to perform peacefully.
The four entities sitting underground watching the show were still watching the performance with empty eyes.
How to break through?
Even if you kill all the puppets on the stage, after their souls return to their true form, they will still be pulled onto the stage to make a guest appearance...
"Send money?"
The puppet mother, who has always had an above-average IQ, frowned - the exquisite carving and puppet manipulation techniques can even specify the subtle expressions.
"Dad never asks me for money, you are not the dad!" The girl in love with the brain puppet turned around and began to identify the real and fake dad.
"To tell you the truth, I am your father."
"No! You are not. A real father will not say inconsistent things!"
The puppet mother pulled the love brain puppet and hid far away.
"Men will change, I have changed." An Zhui teased the puppet's artificial hair, feeling that it felt very bad.
"Who are you?!"
The love brain puppet girl asked sternly.
"Damn! Now it's time to solve the problem of you running away from home, getting pregnant, and eloping! Instead of solving the problem of my identity, what? Your love brain is no longer good? Do you want to be a detective brain? Your brain cells that can be counted on ten fingers will
Overwhelmed!"
"Everyone! He is not my husband! He is a monster! Please save me and my pregnant daughter!!"
The puppet mother shouted loudly, instantly attracting the puppets who performed the bicycle wheel performance and the accordion performance.
"You're not Alex? You're fake!",
"What's the purpose of sneaking into the Puppet Man?",
"He is a monster!",
"Kill him!",
…
The situation changed drastically. One second, An Zhui was sarcastically mocking the love-minded girl. The next second, he was being pushed around by the angry puppets.
So no matter whether An Zhui strikes first or has abundant backhand, we will still reach this point in the end...
"Stop! You are holding me back!! I am An Zhui! Four-legged!! Senior Centipede Scar! If you become a puppet, scream! Don't attack me! Fight for me..."
Before he could finish issuing the pre-war declaration, a hard puppet hand banged and knocked a small piece of wood on his head.
An Zhui couldn't bear it anymore, so he stepped forward and punched. His wooden hand flew out like grass in the wind, but he suddenly retracted it and stopped before hitting the target's face.
Only one centimeter difference...
"I don't hit pregnant women! Get away, you unfilial daughter! Stop blaming me for being a fake!"
An Zhui lied and admitted that he was a fake and shoddy product.
"Fake! It's really fake!"
"I told you he was lying!"
"Kill him!"
All the puppets said something to each other, and the three of them became tigers and besieged An Zhui.
"Click!"
He first squatted down and touched the ground, lowered his center of gravity, and got rid of the grasp of ten wooden hands.
"Uh!"
He repeated his old trick, kicked off the ground and flew up like a spring, aiming at the largest and armed accordion overalls puppet...
"Click, click... click..."
The sound of wood hitting each other is endless.
He used his hands and feet to tightly hold the accordion puppet in overalls, threw it to the ground, grabbed the accordion, and smashed it on the head with a clang!
The last one was the accordion-smashing melon puppet dad. This time we have to prevent them from getting smarter and imitating An Zhui’s moves.
Smash its head to break the wood, then snap the neck of the overalls puppet and send it away.
An Zhui, who was concentrating on killing the overalls puppets, was caught in the back by three female puppets and a street performer puppet.
The four puppets had a perfect tacit understanding and cooperated closely. They all lifted An Zhui up on his back and planned to throw him to the ground...
At this moment, he was like an overturned turtle. The difference was that he was more agile and quick-thinking. He immediately swung his legs to use inertia as kinetic energy, turned around, pressed his legs down, and rode on the neck of the street performer's puppet, leaning back.
Hug and throw!
Bang!!
The stage shakes.
An Zhui fell on his back, still clinging to the street performer puppet.
He was originally made of a puppet, and he didn't know the physical and mental pain. He twisted his hands 90 degrees with ruthless hands, and accurately twisted the wooden head of the street artist clockwise...
2 blood!
Head get!
He held the funny head of the street performer's puppet in his hand and slowly stood up.
The three female puppets were so frightened that their wooden faces turned gloomy and they did not dare to approach.
"Tell me now, am I your father?" An Zhui held up the puppet's head and shook it at his love brain puppet daughter.
"You are a monster..." The other party has been executing computer instructions to promote the development of the plot.
"I don't want to hurt pregnant women, the elderly, children and small animals, but you can."
An Zhui threw the wooden head in front of the puppet girl in the white dress, making it tremble three times in fright.
"Pick it up, use it as a weapon, wave this head, and knock the other two people to their knees. I emphasize again, there is only one chance. Among the three of you, whoever picks up the lump of wood the fastest and attacks the other two people, I will not kill."
Who, how is it? Is it a good deal?"
An Zhui’s words contained a hidden secret.
As long as you pick up the wooden heads and "attack" the other two people, you can save without killing them.
But the straight-forward puppet people interpreted it as saying that if you beat the other two with puppets, you can survive.
So they scrambled to be the first, and the thrilling head-grabbing scene occurred——
The dancing puppet girl in white skirt squatted down to pick it up first, but was snatched away by the pregnant love brain puppet with lightning speed.
The pregnant woman with love brain raised the knife and smashed the head of the puppet girl in white dress without hesitation.
Click,
Bang,
Tuk Tuk…
…
Even though the puppet girl in the white dress was lifeless and her fractures were so shattered that she was beyond recognition, the young love-minded pregnant woman still didn't stop.
At that moment, An Zhui could even see certain expressions on its face that only humans could see, such as crazy pleasure, endless cruelty and distortion...
"Enough!"
He originally wanted to make a joke, but he expected that these wooden heads who would even think twice about resisting would not dare to attack his accomplices.
He was wrong.
Even the puppets betray and bully each other!
Apparently the Love Brain Puppet didn't listen, and kept waving its wooden head to smash the white-dressed puppet girl...
"Stop!!"
An caught up and grabbed the wooden head, then threw it far away.
This somehow stimulated the dispensable wooden nerve of the pregnant puppet, and it violently tore off its own wooden head.
At the same time, the housewife puppet also pulled off its own head and held it in its hand. It walked over in two steps and knocked An Zhui's wooden head with a bang...
"Oops..."
Before he could fight back, An Zhui fell into darkness.
It should be that the puppet he possessed was killed and he was able to return to the audience to enjoy a breather.
Chapter completed!