Chapter 93

"The road you take us on has no end."

An Zhuikeng flashed his sword and put it on the puppet Asher's neck from behind.

Wood is afraid of fire, so it is easy to burn it!

"Dear friends, be patient, the stage will be here soon."

"If I chop you up, will there still be wooden lumps popping up pretending to be human to confuse us?"

"There is only one Asher." The puppet's tone remained unchanged.

"There can also be dumb people, three and four!" An Zhui said with a sarcastic smile as his sword edge embedded itself into the puppet's neck.

"Dear friends, the show is about to begin, please don't miss the exciting content."

The puppets seem to be respectful and ordinary, but they sound weird no matter how they sound.

It’s as if the ghost doesn’t know it’s dead and keeps repeating the same actions it did in life.

But after An Zhui made a fuss, their feet suddenly became clear, the scene changed, and the open-air stage was close at hand——

Accordion music sound,

The sound of sand shaking hammer,

The exaggerated laughter and cries of the puppet show...

On the wide stage, several groups of puppets are performing.

The puppet in suspenders playing the accordion is immersed in the music and accompanies the dance of the puppet in white skirt;

The puppet on a huge bicycle wheel threw sand and shook the hammer while laughing at the audience. It was very scary...

On the other half of the stage, three puppets hanging on steel wires, who looked like parents and daughters, were performing a family drama...

"So...how do the puppets plan to enchant us? Where's the formation?"

The four-legged snake asked.

"I can do it for you, why should I give up the opportunity to beat you to these useless puppets?"

An Zhui stabbed him as usual.

"The ecstasy formation hasn't started yet." "Tang Sangjiang", the leader of Journey to the West, said.

"They're already addicted to the show before it even starts? How do I start? Is there a signal to remind me or something like that?"

As soon as An Zhui finished speaking, his eyes were spinning.

When his eyes could see clearly, he realized that he was on the stage.

Wearing overalls, with a heavy accordion hanging around his neck.

He has turned into a stupid and stiff puppet!

"Hey!"

An Zhui shouted in his heart, but couldn't make a sound.

Although the Accordion Puppet in Overalls has its own hinged lips that can speak, it cannot speak at will!

He twisted the puppet's lumpy neck desperately and looked towards the audience.

At this time, the four of them, as if possessed by evil spirits, were sitting quietly under the stage, sitting on chairs that were conjured out of thin air from nowhere, and staring blankly at the "performance" on the stage.

The overall state is like being hypnotized...

"Why did the accordion stop?!"

The female puppet in a white dress, spinning and jumping in front of An Zhui with her eyes closed, suddenly became angry.

Here comes the challenge!

"Just stop. If labor and management don't cut you off, it will count as if you have done good deeds and accumulated good fortune in your previous life!"

An Zhui couldn't help but complain, and found that he could actually speak!

It turns out that the setting of the puppet is that it can only speak when it is its turn to speak.

How to get rid of the fate of being possessed by a puppet?

He tried to run offstage, but something always followed him and tied him down.

There are invisible filaments in the air that control the puppets.

"Are you going to mess up the performance? The distinguished guests have already entered, is this your best performance?"

The female puppet in the white dress has mediocre dancing skills but superb PUA skills. She slaps the hat as soon as she opens her mouth, and then attracts others into the battle, using words to suppress her and provoke An Zhui.

"Yeah, you want to mess up, what? You can't mess up? If you don't keep dancing, I'm pretty excited. Don't you see the audience sitting below? Dance for me!!"

An Zhui wanted to find the Fire Sword after he dropped the accordion, but the damn piano was connected to the puppet with steel nails.

Without the Bay Fire Sword, one can only rely on willpower to escape from the shackles of hypnosis.

"If father knows that you don't perform well, we will all suffer!"

The girl in the white dress became more and more excited as she talked, her emotions were very on point, and she was more human than human.

"What? Burn us? Okay, okay, remember to stay away from me when you burn. I don't want to mix with your ashes."

An Zhui is a mean person.

Even if these words can make a person angry to death, the puppet girl in the white skirt is just a data tool, and only knows a few fixed words - PUA first, then sue and threaten.

"Brothers and sisters, he ruined the performance. What do you think we should do?"

The woman in the white dress pointed at An Zhui with her flexible wooden hands.

The other four puppets, who were performing very energetically, turned around and rushed over fiercely...

"Ruin the show! Father will make us die ugly, why don't we kill you now!"

A sand-shaking hammer street performer puppet riding a bicycle came straight over on Hot Wheels, seeking the life of An Zhui.

"Pa! Bang!"

He suddenly lifted the accordion, pulled out the steel nails, and buckled the heavy piano onto the Hot Wheels busker...

The piano shattered and the head exploded.

The puppet on the bicycle broke apart on the spot and fell off the stage.

"Die..."

On the other side of the stage, three puppets performing a love-making family drama swarmed in, including the female puppet in a white dress at the beginning, reaching out to strangle An Zhui's neck, the zombie apocalypse!

"Pa!"

Not to be outdone, An Zhui faced the fight bravely, opened his arms, bowed his waist and lowered his center of gravity, and rushed towards the four unkind puppets...

When we meet on a narrow road, the one with thick skin wins.

In a defenseless one-on-four situation, An Zhui planned to use the Dapeng to spread his wings and knock over the four useless puppets. However, it was not as good as fate, so he defeated the three female puppets and was grabbed by the male puppet of the family drama.

Pulled to the ground.

"Ha!"

An chased the carp hard, raised his leg and kicked the male puppet. No matter how the other three female puppets tried to tear him apart, he would bite the male puppet who seemed to be the most powerful to start.

The puppet's body is so stiff!

He couldn't use one-tenth of his usual fighting strength, which was just like the unstructured fights of street thugs...

Fortunately, the four puppets were not difficult to kill. An Zhui pulled, bit, and kicked him in every possible way. He struggled with the four puppets for a long time, pulling them from one end of the stage to the other. Finally, he finally

Break their arms, legs and feet and kick them all under the stage...

"Pa bang..."

The audience burst into applause.

The four idiots who were seeking Buddhist scriptures from the West were expressionless and applauded desperately.

"Isn't it wonderful? Look at my joke!"

The puppeteer An Zhui wanted to step off the stage to wake himself up, but the scene blurred, his vision shook, and he returned to his true form with both hands, turning into An Zhui who was watching the show and applauding in a silly way...

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By the way, others are not much better.

Harley Quinn was judged as the weakest chicken by the system and was replaced with a bicycle wheel. When An chased the puppets to fight, she was crushed instantly.

The four-legged snake entered the role of the mother puppet of a family of three. After struggling to perform a bloody crying scene, it ran over and attacked the terrifying accordion puppet in overalls.

The overalls guy is so fierce!

I don’t know that the inner core is the big devil An Zhui. I was stupidly manipulated to attack An Zhui together. After being killed, I woke up and cursed the streets with righteous indignation:

"Damn! Senior, I just dreamed of becoming a puppet!"
Chapter completed!