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Chapter 51, Philosophy, Buddhism, Taoism

 Chapter 51

"Did the technician's keyboard freeze when designing the ghost? What kind of messy boss is this? This thing is easier than the snowman in Snowman Town!"

An Zhui pointed at the white irregular objects thirty stories high and complained.

Although the Earth Ghost is huge in size, it is as slow as dementia, its hands are not hands, and its feet are not like feet.

The face symbolizes the surname, and the three thicker places are used as eyes and mouth.

This white plastic bag-like boss drawn by the designer is actually behind the ferocious Feishu Library and the difficult-to-reach formation level...

I don’t know if the player’s intelligence was insulted or not, but An Zhui felt offended anyway.

Anyone with hands would not be able to draw something like this!

"Um... don't look at the image of the ghost. It is used to relax players' vigilance. In fact, this level is quite... difficult..."

Centipede Scar spoke softer and quieter, and finally he didn’t believe it anymore.

The ghost is a vainglorious high-level executive from a certain mythology. He relies on his company to make some money and becomes very prosperous. He asked a so-called world-famous designer to draw it.

It was Lisa's master who originally designed the ghost, but the senior management of Junk thought that "their designers are too boring, and the more expensive the outside ones are, the better." A group of scoundrels echoed the idea. Many people in the company have money and are stupid. They hit it off immediately and it's not a good idea to come up with such a thing.

Don’t use it forcefully.

Even if the player dies in the Digui Pass, he will only feel unlucky, not that the Digui is powerful.

"Will it reach out and catch me?" An Zhui put his hands on his hips and stared at the ghost walking around like a mentally retarded child.

"No...it's designed so that it can't stretch out its hands." Centipede Scar deeply hates this kind of high-level style that is both smelly and fragrant, and he also hates the image of a ghost.

"Will it suddenly accelerate and trample players to death?"

"No...it's not designed to run."

"Will it use weapons? For example, will it stick me with its tongue and eat it?"

"No...it has no tongue..."

"Will it melt into a puddle and wash me away?"

"No...it doesn't have a melting function."

"Will it surround us with a family of three and try to catch a turtle in a jar?"

"No...their family of three are all mentally retarded...will not cooperate...and besides, you are the turtle and I am a human being."

"..."

An Zhui took a deep breath and said helplessly: "So this boss who gives away equipment was thought up by some old penny with his toes! Psycho!"

"It was a group of old bastards who thought it up with their fingernails. The disease is not serious! I'm sorry, let's fight it! Finish it as soon as possible!" Centipede Scar spoke while poking at this huge ghost that could only whine and scare people.<

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An Zhui took out Centipede Scar's old arm, tuned it to the 80-meter sword channel, and gave it to his classmate Four-legged Snake to practice his skills.

He took advantage of this and took out the Diamond Formation diagram, which looked like Indian flying pancakes, and kept throwing them at the ghosts.

Although the mentally retarded ghost will not hurt the player, it still cannot be touched and must avoid the big guy's snail body.

"Acupuncture array! Come and try it!"

An Zhui drew a formation of ten thousand arrows and threw them out.

"It's an advantage for you! Cut to pieces with a thousand cuts!",

"Hey! This formation is a bit novel, it's called the blood-sucking formation!",

"Oops! I actually drew the dilemma relief formation again! Fortunately, you don't have any difficulties, and I can't trap you anyway!"

An Zhui once again made a mistake and drew a way out of the predicament. This time it only took a tenth of a second to forgive himself.

The ghosts can be beaten and killed throughout the whole process, wandering from one end of the level to the other, and then burrowing underground.

When the earth ghost husband took his final call, the earth ghost wife appeared on the other side, still measuring every inch of the place with her footsteps like a retard, and then crawled back to the ground.

The little earth ghost moved much faster than the two big earth ghosts, and the four-legged snake was almost eaten, thanks to An Zhui who pulled him back.

As long as it touches the ghost, it will be absorbed into its body, unless someone pulls out or attacks the ghost to make it spit it out.

"Confinement Formation!",

"Another blood-sucking formation!",

"I have never drawn this new formation before, let me try it for you! Ten Thousand Garlic Formations!"…



An Zhui had a great time using the Earth Ghost as a guinea pig for formations. He occasionally drew the wrong formation, and his teammates manipulated it. He drew a "vitality formation" to let the Earth Ghost regain health. Centipede Scar and the Four-legged Snake were finally defeated.

The health bar rose again, and the two of them yelled at each other:

"Senior, can you hold back and make trouble? You are the most dishonest in the whole room, how about I give you an award?! Do you know that you are worse than a ghost? I don't have a mirror to lend you a bath!"

"An Chai, go to hell!!"

"Ha! I'm practicing the formation for the next level, to protect you, but everyone doesn't know my good intentions! Formation of Thousand Swords and Thousands of Cuts!!"

An Zhui lost his enthusiasm for experiments and concentrated on dealing with the ghosts, venting his dissatisfaction on their whole family:

"Cutting array! Big guys! Seeing how loving you are, one of you will be buried in the Antarctic and the other in the North Pole!"

In the second stage of the level, the ghost couple came out to wander together, and the already narrow space of the level became constrained.

After the little ghosts came out and wandered around, the four-legged snake classmate finally enjoyed the treatment of being devoured by the white pudding-like little ghosts, and successfully ranked first and the only white rat food in this level.

"Wo...can you do it!! Thousand-death array!!"

An Zhui caught several of the most powerful formations for lowering health bars and used them repeatedly, attacking the ghosts crazily. Scar, who was also afraid that the useless big-mouthed four-legged snake would die, took out the few torpedoes.
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The rumbling explosion made the little ghost whimper and cry.

But he just won't hide underground or spit out his four-legged snake.

The reason is that the two big earth ghosts are also mentally retarded, and when the little earth ghost wants to shrink in, they always come to block the way.

"Frozen for thousands of miles!"

An Zhui didn't hide it, and just invited the whole family to eat popsicles: "Don't cry, kids, the two earth ghosts will die first! You have to visit during the holidays, but remember, one is in the Antarctic and the other is in the North Pole!"

"..."

"Woo——"

"Woo--"

The wails of the ghosts were endless, and just when An Zhui thought they might kill the player with their screams, the little ghosts were finally left alone!

"Fetching objects from the air!"

An Zhui quickly drew a formation with his right hand, concentrated his attention, and aimed at the little ghost in the corner.

The golden formation diagram hit it, aiming at the four-legged snake classmate who had solidified into a statue inside.

Since the Earth Ghost is a translucent white giant irregular monster, more like a giant transparent pudding man, the player eaten by it will stay in the pudding and move around the Earth Ghost's body as it moves around.

The air retrieval array is very powerful. I pulled the four-legged snake student out of the little earth ghost's body in one fell swoop and threw him to the ground. It was like a dream...

"Who am I? Where am I? Is the world real?"

"Ma De, what philosophy are you talking about! Get some Buddhism and Taoism!" An Zhui slapped the four-legged snake on the big mouth and sucked away his philosophy.

"How to deal with Buddhism and Taoism?"

"If they beat you to death, they will save you. If they can't kill you, you will save them!"

"Still chatting!! I like chatting so much! Why do I have to chat every time I fight monsters!"

Centipede Scar couldn't stand An Zhui's talkativeness and was very dissatisfied!

"Coming!"

An Zhui did not dare to relax, so he took the cumbersome four-legged snake with him and continued to wear down the blood bars of the ghosts.

When the remaining health was reached, Centipede Scar hid underground in fear of the ghosts and ordered An Zhui to freeze them all in place with the Ice Frozen Thousand Miles.

Then, he carried out extremely cruel and fatal blows to three skyscraper-like frozen puddings——

Purple gem, the "mortal curse" of the eternal staff.

"The soul-stirring formation is invincible, so die!!"

"The 80-meter sword, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," the four-legged snake student showed off his might, hitting the weakest and shouting the loudest.

After knocking out the remaining health, An Zhui and Centipede Scar still have some energy left. They have to lament that these three bosses are like sandbags. After returning, they must report to the company and pack these three evil ghosts away.

Ding…

Ding dong ding dong…

Ding!

After the ghost disappears, the level reward is a joy to watch.

A yellow gold coin fell in front of Classmate Four-Legged Snake. He picked it up with joy and grinned to the back of his head:

"Senior! Seniors! Old buddies! I picked up a gold coin, hahaha!"

Before he finished speaking, countless gold coins rained down from the sky!

Ding ding ding ding…
Chapter completed!
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