"You are also called serious things? To be honest, what are you going to do when you come here?" Ge Yu asked with some depression.
"Playing sister is my serious matter with Brother Hei. Today I came to your school and saw it. I didn't expect that the girls in this school are so beautiful. I already want to be a security guard here. No, you have to deal with this for me." Hei Xiaose said seriously.
"Didn't you say you don't like student girls? Being a security guard is not something I said I could do just by asking you to do it. This is up to the principal's consent." Ge Yu said.
"You can't help it. You are the security captain. With my ability, can't you be a security guard here? I'm about to taste it now, and I like student girls." Hei Xiaose started to be unreasonable.
There was no way for this kid Ge Yu, and he knew that he was making a joke. He didn't have the patience to let him be a security guard here.
Ge Yu rolled his eyes, but couldn't say why. He was a little annoyed when he saw this boy. When he couldn't see him, he still missed him a little.
Seeing his slutty look, Ge Yu began to feel unbearable again.
Now, Hei Xiaose began to talk to Ge Yu again to convey his theory of picking up girls: "Xiaoyu, you are in Jiangcheng University, you really get the moon first. You have a lot of opportunities. This freshman girl is peach, shy, and it will make you itchy all over. You have to have two brushes to brush off their thorns. The sophomore girl is Hong Fuji, slightly mature, crisp and sweet, you don't have to brush her, but you have to spend some time to get her. The junior girl is banana, as long as you want to eat, peel it, don't wash it, eat it if you want; the senior girl is even more powerful, they are tomatoes..."
"Stop! Where did you learn these theories? In conjunction with the fact that you didn't learn anything else in Wudang Mountain, you learned all these messy things. Your master also gave you a course to pick up girls?" Ge Yu couldn't stand this kid anymore.
Hei Xiaose patted Ge Yu on the shoulder and said angrily: "Brother Hei, this is a secret to you that he will not pass on. If it weren't for the good relationship between us, I wouldn't have taught you these unique skills. These are the essences that I have compiled through the combination of theory and practice. You kid will just have fun."
As the two were talking, a figure flashed at the door, and a beautiful figure suddenly appeared at the door of the security room.
"Brother Yu, why haven't you been to have dinner yet? I've been waiting for you at the restaurant door for a while. Didn't we agree to meet at the restaurant door?" The visitor was no one else, but the school beauties Su Manqing.
The sudden visit of Hei Xiaose made Ge Yu feel a little confused. He even forgot about having an appointment with Su Manqing for dinner. Every noon, Ge Yu had to have lunch with Su Manqing. When it was time to dinner, the two made an appointment to meet at the entrance of the cafeteria.
Su Manqing waited for Ge Yu for a long time, but did not see him coming, so he directly found the security booth.
Ge Yu patted his head, stood up quickly, and said embarrassedly: "Manqing... I just came to a friend and I chatted for a few words. Now I've delayed it, so I'll ask you to come and have a trip."
When Hei Xiaose saw the school bell Su Manqing, his eyes almost flew out. He couldn't help but gasp, and his body couldn't help but stand up from the seat, walked to Ge Yu, stretched out his hand, and said seriously: "This young lady, my name is Hei Xiaose, Ge Yu's iron buddy. We can wear a pair of pants, let's get to know each other..."
When Su Manqing saw Ge Yu having a friend, she saw the black little face looking lustful. She suddenly felt a little shy, but she still had to take care of Ge Yu's face and slowly stretched out her hand and shook it with Hei Xiaose. However, she would find that once the hand was held by Hei Xiaose, it would be difficult to take it back.
Hei Xiaose grabbed Su Manqing's white and tender little hand and shook it vigorously, saying endlessly: "Xiao Yu is so lucky. I found a beautiful girl like you. Girl. You have a full heaven and a square pavilion. You really have a look of a prosperous husband. You will definitely give birth to a fat boy in the future."
After saying this, Su Manqing's face turned redder. He tried to retract his hand, but Hei Xiaose held it tightly, and he felt a little embarrassed. He said, "Brother Hei, do you still understand these things. Are you also a Taoist priest?"
"What else can I say? Let me tell you, girl, Brother Hei, my methods are much better than your Brother Yu. I know what he knows, and I know what he doesn't know. This shows people's face. In fact, I'm more good at bone-touching fortune telling. As long as I touch you with my hand, good fortune, good fortune, life and marriage are all in my control. Girl, are you free now? Brother Hei will touch your bones..."
As he said that, the black little girl grabbed the demon and poked towards Su Manqing. Su Manqing was suddenly panicked. Ge Yu couldn't stand it anymore. He quickly patted the black little girl's salty hand and rescued Su Manqing, and quickly said to her: "You go to have a meal quickly, Brother Hei and I will have something to eat outside..."
Su Manqing was a little panicked, and quickly nodded at Ge Yu, leaving the place as if he was running away.
"Girl... don't leave, I don't know your name yet?" As he said that, Hei Xiaose was about to chase him out, but was pulled by Ge Yu and walked out of the school.
Following Ge Yu, Hei Xiaose looked regretful and praised: "The best...the best beauty, the rare best beauty, it's a pity to miss it like this..."
"I said Brother Hei, pay attention to your image. This is in school. Don't just see the beauty and don't pull your legs." Ge Yu said depressedly.
Hei Xiaose turned her head and looked at Ge Yu, and smiled, "What? I feel sorry for you... Is this girl your woman?"
"No, we are just good friends." Ge Yu explained.
"Since you said you were a friend, that's fine. I'll deal with this girl..." Hei Xiaose said in a slutty manner.
"You dare, you should go and find Mr. Tan and the crow. The woman you like is with them." Ge Yu said in a panic.
"Look, you still say it's not your woman, otherwise why are you nervous?"
"I'm not nervous... nonsense."
While talking, the two of them found a small restaurant near Jiangcheng University. Ge Yu took Hei Xiaose into it, ordered a few side dishes, ordered two bottles of white wine, and started drinking.
The two of them haven't seen each other for a long time, but they have a great time chatting. This time, Hei Xiaose came back to Jiangcheng and didn't have any serious things, just came here to have fun.
Chapter completed!