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Chapter 91: Hot, this is the second episode of nightmare life, buddy.

Jiang Nian was happy, "That's not what you just said."
"Just now!" Chen Yunyun blushed and whispered, "I didn't do that to agree with Luo Yong. After all, renting a house off campus is indeed free."
"Where are the others?" He held his head and asked with a smile.
"for example?"
"Taking a shower, didn't you say it's inconvenient to take a shower in the dormitory?" Jiang Nian said, "You have to queue up to get hot water in winter, and sometimes it's still not hot when you wash it out, right?"
"Huh? Isn't your home in the county seat? How do you know so clearly!" A trace of surprise flashed in Chen Yunyun's eyes, "Did you also live on campus?"
"No, my former classmate was a dormitory student. I heard what he said."
"Oh, that's it." Chen Yunyun suddenly realized, and immediately picked up another topic, "It's inconvenient to take a shower in the dormitory, but I always take a shower together."
Hearing this, Jiang Nian's eyelids twitched and he said calmly.
"Can we wash them together?"
Nice to hear, love to listen to, explain in detail.
"Why not? It saves time." Chen Yunyun didn't think anything was wrong. "If Yuhe and I queue up in different orders, we won't have to wait for a long time."
"Oh, won't it be crowded for two people to take a shower?" Jiang Nian asked casually, pretending not to care.
"It's okay, one is at the top of the steps and the other is at the bottom." Chen Yunyun thought for a while, "It saves time and can do a lot of things."
"If the weather is very hot, we have to go back to the dormitory to fetch water after school in the afternoon. For convenience, our kettles and buckets are placed outside."
"Won't someone take him away?" Jiang Nian asked again.
"Sometimes, I have to admit that I'm unlucky." Chen Yunyun looked frustrated, "I've already lost two kettles, and I'd be crazy to buy them again."
"What about renting a house?"
"I don't want to, renting an apartment is so boring," she said. "You can still chat in the dormitory, and living in a remote place is very dangerous. You have to walk through dark alleys."
"What to talk about?"
"There are a lot of things, like junior high school, hometown, TV dramas, good songs, gossip, etc." Chen Yunyun slowed down and said, "Talk about boys."
Lin Dong got out of the dormitory just before the door was locked at 12:50 noon.
He had a fully charged mobile phone in his pocket and hurried to the classroom.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he walked out of the dormitory door, he ran into Hei Liuli, whom he least expected to see.
Oh my god, I estimate it weighs one hundred and eighty pounds.
Lin Dong made eye contact with the black-skinned glass baby, and subconsciously felt guilty. He immediately attracted the other person's attention, and at that moment he even thought about his own epitaph.
[No one tastes even the slightest bit of red lips, so I beat the young man to death with one punch.]
He was really scared. He originally thought that the story of Hei Liuli was over. But now, it seems that there are some signs of an unresolved love affair between humans and ghosts. It won't be opened, right?
The opponent's tonnage can directly dismantle itself.
Lin Dong subconsciously lowered his head and wanted to leave, muttering in his mind, "You didn't see me, you didn't see me." However, as soon as he took a step, he was stopped by a loud and powerful voice.
"stop!"
He immediately stood at attention, and finally felt the fear of his junior being dominated by the mountain demon. It was clear that online dating was still a jingle, why did Zhang Fei appear again now?
What a scam! Worri!
Lin Dong almost cried, and even started to go through the motions of life. He got involved in online dating, and now that things have happened, he feels that the people he feels most sorry for now are his family!
"What's your name?" Heipi Liuli asked.
"Sun Sun Zhicheng." Lin Dong read out the name of his good brother almost subconsciously. He used the pseudonym Shen Cong for online dating, "What. What's wrong?"
Heipi Liuli said in a deep voice, "Do you know someone named Shen Cong?"
"I've never heard of this person." Lin Dong gritted his teeth and walked to the side with his head down, begging for an escape. "Ask someone else."
"etc!"
With a thud, Lin Dong felt like he was flying up. His body was like a broken rubber ball that had been knocked into the wall by a fully loaded Tiger tank.
He was pressed against the pillar at the door of the boys' dormitory, unable to move. The punishment for watching the excitement that day finally came to him at this moment.
"What are you anxious about? Do you know Shen Cong?"
I was seventeen or eighteen years old, and I was as frightened as a grandson. I wanted to vomit but didn't dare, and almost burst into tears.
Forget it, damn it!
"I really don't know who is that you are talking about?" Lin Dong's voice was choked with sobs. Is this retribution? Someone come and save me. I will never date online again!
"What are you guilty of?"
"I was in an emergency and I didn't feel guilty. You suddenly stood up to me." Lin Dong explained with his remaining rationality, "Who knew what you were going to do? You were shocked."
"Why is your face so red?"
"Can't breathe!"
Hearing this, Heipi Liuli let go of Lin Dong slightly, but his tone was still not good.
"You men are just the same, you start in chaos and end up giving up!"
"Classmate, I've never heard of Shen Cong." Lin Dong felt numb, but still managed a fake smile, "I can help you pay attention, but I'm really in a hurry now."
Hei Liuli was dissatisfied, but after a moment of stalemate, he let him go.
"Then add me on QQ."
Gudu.
Lin Dong is stupid, he can log in to his mobile phone!!! Small account!! Under normal circumstances, QQ can be opened dually, and the large and small accounts can exist at the same time.
but!!!
Students who live on campus are not allowed to have mobile phones, and QQ large accounts cannot be used online.
Although the head teacher may not necessarily regard rape as a crime, as the representative of the mathematics class, he still chose to stay in the trumpet in order to set an example and not fall into any trap.
In other words, the moment the phone is turned on, it will die.
"Get the phone!" Hei Pi Liuli urged, a little impatiently, "Hurry up, don't waste my time, I saw the phone in your pocket!"
At the critical moment, he had an idea.
"Beautiful girl, let me add you on WeChat."
"You? Are you worthy of adding me on WeChat?" Hei Liuli glanced at him, and it could be seen that he was really angry. When he spoke, his saliva splashed on his face.
"You want to see photos of daily life, right? A toad eats swan meat!"
Lin Dong wanted to die. Before he died, he wanted to fly to South Korea to change his face.
Several people were watching the fun from afar on the road, and the commotion attracted many people. Seeing that there was a tendency to crowd around, some even wanted to take pictures.
You can't photograph that kind of thing!
Faced with the humiliation of dignity and the ruin of his reputation, Lin Dong chose the former and squeezed out a smile.
"I'm not"
"Am I not?" Hei Pi Liuli said with a low voice, imitating Lin Dong, "I didn't know you stinky men would deceive girls about their feelings!!"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Dong Dong Dong, three punches broke Lin Dong's spirit.
Your mother!
In the end, he bowed his head and held on for three minutes. Finally, after the wild boar buff passed, he successfully added WeChat and ran away!
He felt nauseated while running. The rapid running and the smell on his face prompted him to kneel in the sandpit beside the road and retching after running for a long time.
I vomited a few mouthfuls of sour water and felt like my stomach was about to vomit, and then I recovered a little.
Several people on the roadside cast curious glances, but Lin Dong ignored it. He had too many lice and was not itching. He had already lost face just now. He hoped that no one would take a picture of his face.
The most important thing now is.
He pulled out his phone, opened WeChat and was about to delete Heipi Liuli. He tremblingly opened his business card, and suddenly a new message popped up.
[Sun Zhicheng, if you dare to block me! I will squat on you in the 5th dormitory building, unless you never return to the dormitory! I will find someone to inquire about your classroom!]
【What I hate most is men lying to me! You can try it!】
Lin Dong's hands were shaking so badly that he began to regret! Why did he leave the dormitory door? Why did he say Sun Zhicheng in the first place? He just made up a random name!
He began to regret and his whole body began to tremble.
At the end, I cried out with a suppressed voice, my heart felt like it was falling into an ice cave.
Why did such a thing happen and why was she detained? How did she know that she was in Building 5 of the boys' dormitory? The trumpet was obviously well hidden!
Buzz, Yaoyao sent a new message, but he was not in the mood to read it.
Standing in the sunshine, his heart felt close to freezing.
Lin Dong raised his head and glanced at the sky, and couldn't help but murmur to himself, is it dark in Zhennan? Or is it his own imagination?
It's noon, why is the light so dark?
Oh, I saw it wrong, it turned out that my life was in trouble.
Lin Dong's teeth were chattering, and he dragged his limp legs forward like a zombie. His whole expression was numb, like an emotionless zombie.
If you often walk by the river, how can your shoes not get wet?
I didn't expect that the car would overturn in such an outrageous place. It really shouldn't have happened.
When he walked to the bottom of the teaching building, Lin Dong cheered up again. At this point, there was nothing more to say, he could only live strong.
Heipi Liuli will deal with her for the time being, alas.
Lin Dong went upstairs and was about to enter the classroom when he saw the scene with sharp eyes. Chen Yunyun was talking and laughing in this Jiang Nian and was so close.
Shoot for Sun Zhicheng, you can't be the only one unlucky.
Tom, see the truth!
He sneaked around, pretended to play with his phone, took a photo and quickly sent it to Sun Zhicheng. Then he returned to his seat as if nothing had happened, lowered his head and started playing with his phone on the table.
Sun Zhicheng replied with a string of ellipses and said nothing more.
Lin Dong smiled, and the pain in his heart finally subsided a little. He secretly thought, Tom Cheng, do you know what kind of catastrophe your father has experienced?
After lunch break.
Ring, ring, ring, Jiang Nian stood up from his seat in a daze. He found two brown-wrapped coffee hard candies placed on the corner of the table under his desk.
Zhang Ningzhi has already arrived and is also sleeping on the table. One side of her face is buried in her arms, and the other side is facing him. Her eyelashes are very long and trembling slightly.
Jiang Nian was stunned for a while, then grabbed the coffee candies and put them in his pocket, saying thank you.
I shook my head and prepared to go out to take a breath. I felt a little sleepy at noon. I went to the toilet to wash my face and put some water in to prepare for the three-hour comprehensive science exam in the afternoon.
When he was standing in the corridor to relax, he turned around and saw Zhang Ningzhi coming out of the classroom and going to the toilet. His eyes simply followed her, and she paused and quickened her pace.
It wasn't until I saw the little girl walking faster and faster, almost turning into a trot, that I laughed out loud.
Science comprehensive exam in the afternoon.
The entire examination room was groggy. Some people took a sip of water and some slapped themselves.
Li Hua took out his Fengyoujing and stuck out his tongue, eh~
Jiang Nian took a nap at noon and washed his face with cold water. Now he is not sleepy at all. But his brain is slightly sluggish, and the back of his head seems to be blocked by a small piece of wood.
He turned to look at the monitor, but was stunned for a moment. Li Qingrong's hair tie suddenly changed from a black rubber band to a bear hair tie.
"Monitor, did you find the hair tie?"
Li Qingrong hummed and did not turn to look at him.
"Found it."
Not finished yet, there are more.
Chapter completed!
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