The head teacher, Lao Liu, has a special characteristic in class: he is very serious in his perfunctory manner.
Lecture for half a day and brag for ten minutes.
"High school, the foundation of youth is struggle. Let's wait until you go to college to talk about love." Liu Liangsong gave a speech on the podium, and he didn't forget to hit the blood when he was bragging.
Students who were originally not interested in listening to the lecture were instantly refreshed.
The class teacher was giving a Chinese class and refused to listen. When the class teacher talked about old relationships, he immediately woke up. Not only did he have to listen, but he also had to sit in the front row and prick up his ears.
Teacher, continue, what happened to you and your ex-girlfriend?
What a competent head teacher!
The three major hobbies of middle-aged people are fishing, liquor, and bragging. If he keeps dragging you in the hotel to talk about the philosophy of life, it means the medicine has not yet taken effect.
On the podium, the head teacher, Old Liu, who suffered from kidney deficiency, was still talking about his college love story, crying and complaining.
Li Hua's face was filled with excitement and his face turned red. "Hey, Brother Nian, what do you want to talk about in college?"
Jiang Nian was slightly surprised when he heard this and glanced at Li Hua.
I didn't expect that these children are still pure love gods, but your initiative to plant flags on them is very much like a defeated dog.
Zhang Ningzhi, who was sitting in front of him, paused with his pen tip and tilted his head slightly, as if he was also a little curious.
"Well, do you really believe that you can fall in love in college?" Jiang Nian frowned, "I have a cousin who has never even touched a girl's hand after graduating from college."
"True or not? I don't study well, don't lie to me!" Li Hua, a top student, lost his luster in his eyes and soon fell in love with Ah Q, "That must be because your cousin is too withdrawn."
"It's college, and the rain that falls is golden. As soon as I went to college, I hugged each other. In the novel, either the surname is Zhou or Chen, and the buddy wins."
Jiang Nian looked at Li Hua who looked confident and didn't know whether he should say it or not.
"My cousin's high school grades are about the same as yours. He is a master in science and scored over 600 points. Well, he is a normal person anyway. There are only eight girls in the class."
"There are eight girls, four of them have high school boyfriends, two have found girls from the college next door, and two are lesbians."
Li Hua raised his head and glanced at Old Liu, who was talking about the history of relationships on the podium. He suddenly realized something. Old Liu had chosen a liberal arts major.
Suddenly he stopped laughing.
Jiang Nian smiled when he saw Li Hua's arrogance.
"Brother Hua, don't you naturally like to laugh? If you have anything on your mind, tell it and make everyone happy."
Everyone around them laughed softly. Although they were listening to the class teacher's chat, they did not dare to make too much noise below, lest they be singled out and killed in the club.
Li Hua was convinced and sighed.
"Jiang Nian, what kind of person is your cousin?"
"I'm not too tall, I can't say he's handsome, and his grades in science are very good." Jiang Nian looked him up and down, and continued, "He has a cheerful personality and is articulate."
Your mother! Describe it to me! Li Hua’s mentality exploded instantly!
"Okay, stop talking, wuwuwu. I will definitely choose a science and engineering major."
Regarding this, Jiang Nian did not comment and comforted him.
"My cousin also said something. He said that it was only after he went to college that he realized that the best people were in high school. But others had already let go of the people he couldn't let go of at the beginning."
He didn't say anything else, there were girls before and after him, it was too vulgar.
The same goes for my cousin. Everyone is pregnant with her, but he hasn't let go yet.
I'm twenty-eight and haven't had a girlfriend yet, and I'm thinking about Bai Yueguang from high school. Life is like this, where can there be so much love and love, and you can kill them all in a different place.
In these two cities, you are crying and others are sweating.
How to win?
I studied biology in the afternoon, and the last class was a little less tiring. Biology is a semi-liberal major, and as long as it's not about breeding, it's easy to learn.
Mendel died, but he did not intend to let his students live comfortably.
On the blackboard, biology teacher Zhong Qing posted a question.
The whole class was fussing over calculations. Biology II was extremely unfriendly to students who were not good at science, but answering more questions could make up for this bug.
At least Zhong Qing thought so, and during her inspection, she deliberately stayed by Jiang Nian's side for a while. Seeing that Jiang Nian was still calculating, she left.
As expected, the solid foundation and skills are insufficient, so I have to pick out and focus on training.
After the biology teacher left, Li Hua breathed a sigh of relief. The biology teacher was so beautiful, several years younger than the English teacher Qian Bao, and she still smelled good when he was close to her.
The sense of oppression from the beautiful opposite sex is too strong!
Xibao:???
A beautiful female teacher is a beautiful member of the opposite sex, right, and a married woman is an old aunt? High school boys are really... ok, ok, as long as you take a breath in class tomorrow, stand up.
Li Hua secretly rejoiced that he had figured it out. Zhong Qing must have seen his smooth problem-solving ideas, and maybe she was secretly nodding to herself at this moment.
Which high school boy hasn’t fantasized about a good-looking female teacher? His chicken drumsticks and rice were wet with tears, and he vowed to be the class representative. I would fucking lick him.
Brother, don't go back to Gotham, Batman lied to you.
If caught, I will still beat you.
He turned around and saw that Jiang Nian was still half-dead in solving the problem, and he felt relieved.
"Nian, have you made it yet?"
"No." Jiang Nian sighed, biting the cap of his pen, and subconsciously said, "Damn it, who asked the question! Why is your heart so dark!"
Li Hua was stunned. It's so dirty, brother.
Gudu.
He glanced at Zhong Qing quietly. Fortunately, the biology teacher had left the third group. He wandered to the first group and was looking at the answers of the biology class representative.
I can't help but clench my fists, hating! Hua cannot replace me!
Hua, are you serious? Please don’t turn Zhennan into the next Gotham, okay?
"This question is okay. It's a bit difficult. I wasted a minute." Li Hua pretended, deliberately raising his voice, causing Zhang Ningzhi, who was sitting in front of him, to turn his head.
Li Hua was looking at Zhong Qing over there from the corner of his eye, and found that the biology teacher seemed indifferent. He turned his head and saw Zhang Ningzhi, and couldn't help but patted Jiang Nian subconsciously.
"Nian'er, your dirty words attracted people."
"What?" Jiang Nian was getting irritated while working on the problem. He raised his head and met Zhang Ningzhi's eyes, and handed him a question mark, "Did you figure it out?"
"Yeah." Zhang Ningzhi's eyes flickered and he added, "It's okay, all boys are like this."
Then he quickly turned around and bent down at the table to read.
Li Hua: "???I was expelled from male status?"
Jiang Nian rubbed his hair and didn't care. He felt the gap between him and the geniuses. Some things couldn't be solved by endorsement. He still had to practice more.
October will be kind to me, October, draft!
Jiang Nian withdrew a prayer.
After school in the afternoon, he sent QQ to make an appointment with Song Xiyun in the woods. He solemnly returned the money she had saved so hard, and clearly explained the cause and effect.
"I just have no money these two days, and I will have a lot of money after tomorrow. Do you understand what I mean? The current concept of wage settlement in our country is OK?"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Song Xiyun cried, shedding tears of poverty, "If you didn't tell me earlier, I would have smashed my savings piggy, and I had to buy it at a discount!"
Thanks to the bosses for their support, a daily knock, Orz
Chapter completed!