"I'll treat you to a barbecue tomorrow." ("Three sentences dad.")

The two of them said in unison and narrowed their eyes at the same time, as if they were talking about you, kid.

"The barbecue at the school gate is eaten twice and eaten once, which is worse than a blind box." Jiang Nian was furious, "The poisonous woman has bad intentions and doesn't know that regicide is a capital crime!"

"How can you be better?" Xu Qianqian curled her lips, "I want to tell my dad! You took advantage of me."

"What the hell?"

After arguing with each other for a while, Jiang Nian got down to business.

It's almost twelve o'clock, and I have to get up early to go to school tomorrow, and there will even be an English quiz. I can't stand it if I don't sleep well, so finish it early and go back to bed early.

After wandering around the living room, Jiang Nian found no trace of mice.

"Are you sure there's Jerry?"

"Why did I lie to you? Are you so busy?" Xu Qianqian gritted her teeth and suddenly thought of something, "Is it because the lights are on and the mice don't dare to come out."

"Then do you want to turn off the lights?" Jiang Nian suddenly became coquettish when he heard this, "Actually, I still like to turn on the lights so I can see more clearly."

Xu Qianqian clenched her fists, "Who asked you for xp?"

Jiang Nian found a few sticky mouse boards and placed them along the wall of the sofa and refrigerator. He also placed one at the door of Xu Qianqian's room and took a tendon pat in his hand.

Snap, the light turned off completely.

The two people's vision suddenly went dark, and it took a few seconds for them to gradually adapt. The living room was pitch black, and the two of them stood at a distance from each other. They could vaguely see each other's faces in the darkness.

In the darkness, Jiang Nian seemed to see Xu Qianqian turn her head and avoid his sight.

Suddenly, a chirping sound sounded.

"Here we come!" Xu Qianqian said.

"Yes." Jiang Nian gestured to Xu Qianqian to stand where he was. He moved towards the direction of the sound with gentle hands and patted the beef tendon in his hand.

The mouse seemed to sense the danger, and after a while of silence, it suddenly sprang out from the sofa.

Xu Qianqian groaned, Jiang Nian had quick eyes and quick hands, and struck the black shadow with five lightning whips. The essence of Teacher Ma was fully displayed at this moment.

Even though Emperor Jerry was extremely fast, he was still inevitably photographed. He turned around and ran towards the corner. He ran forward along the wall line like a bolt of lightning.

Chi Chi Chi!!!

The fast-moving black figure suddenly stopped, like a female investigator trapped in the quagmire of a dead house. She struggled desperately, shouted loudly, and watched the human being walking towards her.

"Did you catch it?" Xu Qianqian swallowed.

"Turn on the lights."

Bang, the lights suddenly turned on.

In front of Jiang Nian, the figure of Emperor Jerry suddenly appeared on a sticky mouse board. He was huge in stature and looked humiliated, suppressed in this small area.

Another sticky mouse board was knocked crooked and scattered aside.

"Don't talk about this rat yet." Jiang Nian knelt down and looked at it carefully with a solemn expression.

"What's wrong with this mouse?" Xu Qianqian suddenly became nervous, walked next to him, and couldn't help but ask, "Where did it confess to its accomplice?"

"No, I mean it looks pretty."

"Go to hell!"

"Tsk, tsk, Shushu is so cute, how could you?" Jiang Nian turned his head and saw her shapely calves not covered by the white nightgown.

The pink toes exposed by the slippers are shiny and arranged neatly together, making them look small and cute. There is a faint fragrance of milk and shower gel lingering on the tip of the nose.

There really is a girl next door.

Why haven't I noticed before that Xu Qianqian is also a bit of a goddess?

"What's wrong?" Xu Qianqian thought he had found traces of other mice, and suddenly became very nervous.

"Nothing, I suddenly realized."

"What?"

"Brother, you smell so good."

"Go to hell too, you pervert!" Xu Qianqian blushed and pushed him to the ground. Perhaps because she was too ashamed, she originally wanted Jiang Nian to go away.

As a result, Xu Qianqian blurted out a sentence with physiological tears in her eyes.

"Quack!"

Suddenly, the atmosphere suddenly became quiet, and neither of them could stand still, laughing for a long time.

"Don't laugh!"

"Hahaha, then haha ​​first, don't laugh! Haha." Jiang Nian was sitting on the ground laughing. Xu Qianqian wanted to be serious, but couldn't help it, so she could only turn around.

"Jiang Nian, you are so annoying!"

"Hahaha, shit." Jiang Nian laughed so hard that his stomach ached. He closed the sticky mouse board and said, "It's not a loss, you can still hear frogs croaking at night."

"you"

"Why don't you let me quack?" Jiang Nian smiled playfully and carried Emperor Jerry's coffin to the door. "Quick, quack, I'll get out of here right now."

Xu Qianqian's face turned red and she wanted to punch him twice. When Jiang Nian left, the blush on her face still did not fade away. She locked the door and returned to the room without saying a word.

He punched the doll on the bed, causing the doll to smile and have a dent in its face.

I should have known it would have rotted in the factory.

The next day.

Jiang Nian yawned and went to school alone. He didn't ask Xu Qianqian if he wanted to go with him. Yesterday, Xu Qianqian let him go.

If you don't explain it, forget it.

Things are settled one by one. He will definitely not go to Olympiad 304 to wait for Xu Qianqian during his self-study tonight.

Ring ring ring.

The first morning class was Chinese, and Jiang Nian felt drowsy after listening to it. He supported his head with his hands, pretending to look down at the textbook, holding a pen in his right hand, trying to avoid the suspicion of sleeping.

One class lasted forty-five minutes, and I fell asleep smoothly for three or two minutes intermittently.

The head teacher, Lao Liu, said, "Open the textbook to page xx." Jiang Nianhui woke up instantly, then started to flip through the book at the same time as the whole class, and fell asleep again after flipping through the book.

At the end of the first class, the whole class instantly felt depressed and fell asleep on the table.

Li Hua glanced at his deskmate Jiang Nian and said, "Damn it, Brother Nian, you just slept in class, why are you still so sleepy? What did you do last night?"

"Don't mention it, the suppression is ominous." Jiang Nian lay on the table and said in a loud voice, "I'm so sleepy, don't disturb me. I will definitely be caught if I fall asleep in the next class."

Ten minutes seemed like hours.

The moment the school bell rang, Jiang Nian slowly got up. He propped his chin with his hand and opened his eyes just a slit, when he saw Zhang Ningzhi in the front seat turning around.

"Do you drink milk?"

"Huh?" Jiang Nian suddenly became energetic.

"I bought it yesterday, but I can't find the straw." Zhang Ningzhi whispered, her eyelashes flickering, "I heard that milk can help you out, but I can't help you drink it anyway?"

"Yes." Jiang Nian smiled lazily.

Baby Zhizhi is too kind, and the milk she buys for free is sweet.

"Oh." Zhang Ningzhi reached out and fished out a carton of milk from the table, carefully placed it on his table, blushing, "But there's no straw."

"The straw is not a problem, I can just take a small bite." Jiang Nian said.

Li Hua pretended not to see anything and cried silently in his heart, Jiang Nian, your mother, you are secretly saving the world on horseback!

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