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Chapter 286 Xibao is a dog

In the early morning self-study, Xibao went to class three and went around.
She thought that she would have to practice driving at noon, and she would rush there after the second class.
It is really inconvenient to work in a small county town without a driver's license, and occasionally she wants to drive to work by herself.
You can't always send it directly, it would be too troublesome to go back and forth.
Besides, most of the female teachers in the English office have driver’s licenses. Even if they don’t drive a few times a year, it’s good to keep them to offset the points deductions on their driver’s licenses.
Of course, all this is based on the premise that she can pass the exam.
What are you daydreaming about?
It's also planned.
In short, in order to break this curse, she decided to charge again.
Will it win?
Da da da.
Xibao walked briskly, and after walking through the third class for a while, he changed to covering his mouth and nose with his hands.
"Open the window."
In the back row, Jiang Nian watched that scene from a distance and was immediately overjoyed.
"Xian Bao has a really keen sense of smell."
Zhang Ningzhi nodded and agreed.
"My former English teacher was like this too. The first thing he did when he entered class in winter was to open the window."
Hearing this, Li Huarui commented.
"Xi Bao is a dog."
"Teacher! Li Hua told you." Jiang Nian started with a small report.
"Akaishi!" Li Hua was so frightened that he almost lost his mind. He quickly took action and held Jiang Nian down. "Don't throw dirty water around. I mean like West Highland."
"What is the West Highland?" Jiang Nian wondered.
"I know, a dog that looks like a doll." Zhang Ningzhi covered the lower half of his face with a book and said furtively, "It's very cute."
"Really?" Jiang Nian glanced at her and asked, "Do you have a family?"
Zhizhi suddenly felt bitter, "My mother doesn't like pets."
Jiang Nian understood, "Oh, I am purely raising you, right?"
Immediately, his arm was pinched instantly.
"You are the one!"
It doesn't hurt, but it feels a little comfortable.
"Okay, you can raise me." Jiang Nian followed her words with an indifferent expression, "That means you don't have to go to school anymore, and you can just fly away."
Li Hua couldn't hold himself any longer, "Isn't that a prison play?"
Huang Fang in the front row turned around very rarely, pursed her lips and couldn't help laughing.
"What is prison play?"
"Hahaha!!" The three people laughed together.
Hearing this, Zhang Ningzhi was so embarrassed that her toes touched the ground.
These people are so bad.
And Fangfang also learned bad things along with her!
First English class.
Xibao held it up with one hand and suddenly felt a little tired. He subconsciously thought about Jiang Nian's praises and almost wanted to ask his confidant to teach instead.
Jiang Nian was working on the questions, and he picked up the physics questions he had put aside yesterday and started writing them again.
Think hard and pass the time.
Suddenly, when I heard Xibao's voice coming from far away, I couldn't help but raise my head. The master and apprentice just met their eyes, and Xibao showed a look that made you understand.
Jiang Nian immediately leaned back and waved his hand to refuse.
Flax fell.
Qian Bao was also quite shameless. She caught him taking over as a substitute teacher and called it coordination.
Damn it, can you coordinate 10% of the salary to yourself?
When she saw Jiang Nian's refusal, she couldn't help but sigh silently. She continued to walk around the classroom while lecturing, and by the way, she caught someone playing with his mobile phone in class.
"Lin Dong, what did I just say?"
"ah?"
"How do you say mobile phone in English?"
"Teacher, I didn't bring it with me."
"Three, two,"
Lin Dong looked pained and took out his cell phone from the table.
The other side of the classroom.
"Tsk, tsk, Dongzi is so inferior." Zeng You in the corner shook his head, looking regretful, "I still have a few cans of beer that I can leave for him."
"You still drink in the dormitory?" Jiang Nian asked curiously.
"Wu Jungu also drank."
Damn it?
Wu Jungu was caught off guard and turned to look at Zeng You. His face turned red and he held back a sentence for a long time.
"I couldn't sleep."
After class, Lin Dong rushed over in a hurry.
"Brother, help me get my phone back."
Jiang Nian was about to lie down to sleep, but he suddenly pulled him up, looking confused.
"You're looking for the English class representative, what's the point of looking for me?"
"He's a waste." Lin Dong yelled directly to his face.
Zhao Hao, the English class representative who passed by, couldn't help but have a few big question marks on his head.
"???No, buddy, I don't agree with what you say."
"Fuck you, you have no business talking to me." Lin Dong pushed him away and said in a hurry, "Get it back now. My phone can still be saved."
"When Lao Liu asks, I will have to get my phone back next month."
Jiang Nian thought for a while and agreed.
"Let me try."
"Thank you, brother, a good man has 108 kidneys." Lin Dong's face was full of excitement.
The English class representative coughed, "In my opinion"
Lin Dong turned around and said, "Get out!"
"Hey, that's good."
Ten minutes between classes.
The corridor is still cold, and the sun hits the end of the railing. Few people come out to get some air and chat, and most of them are sleeping on their stomachs in the classroom except those who go to the toilet.
Jiang Nian went all the way downstairs and ran to the English office to get his mobile phone. He didn't bother to use the phone. With such a friendship, he just stretched out his hand.
"Teacher, cell phone."
Xibao was sitting there drinking hot water, almost choked, and glanced at him.
"Are you Lin Dong?"
Jiang Nian said, "I will teach you half of the class paper."
Hearing this, Xibao raised his eyebrows, pursed his lips, and suppressed the corners of his lips that were about to rise.
"Get it in the drawer, get it yourself, anyway, just watch and take it."
Steal half a day's leisure from Fusheng, and then steal some money from Fusheng.
Rounded up, it is equal to the free prostitution school salary.
Jiang Nian took back Lin Dong's mobile phone and took away two packs of Susuile jelly. He thought that Qian Bao looked childish to eat it, so it was just right for him to eat it.
Back in the classroom, he returned the phone to Lin Dong.
"Give."
Lin Dong left happily and gratefully.
"Did you really get it back?" Li Hua was confused.
"No, I bought a new one." Jiang Nian said casually, "Put today's defeat drink on my table. I'll drink it when I come back in the afternoon."
"Fuck!" Li Hua thought to himself. This man really doesn't know how to open a pot.
In the second class, Qian Bao taught half of the class, leaving Jiang Nian to teach the papers for the remaining half.
In a blink of an eye, get out of class is over.
Both of them were overjoyed and waited to practice driving after class.
Qian Bao hastily assigned his homework and left. Jiang Nian also got up during the broadcast of running exercises.
Turn around.
Zhang Ningzhi was still sitting in his original position and glanced at him furtively.
"Leaving?"
"Ang, what else?" Jiang Nian whistled, with a relaxed look on his face, "I didn't think so before, but now I find that asking for leave is really cool."
"Oh!" Zhang Ningzhi was a little unhappy after hearing this.
I think you are happy, what should I do?
Seeing her frown, Jiang Nian directly slapped a pack of Suckle jelly into her hand.
"Don't be envious, bye."
Zhang Ningzhi: ""
School entrance.
Jiang Nian got into coach Tian Yongsheng's car, looked at the streets filled with white-gold sunshine, and couldn't help but sigh.
"Damn it, it's really a sunny day."
Buzz!!
Coach Tian just started the car and couldn't help but say what he said.
"Boss, do you scholars speak so rudely?"
Jiang Nian fastened his seat belt in the passenger seat and thought for a while.
"Fuck, so sunny day? How does this feel?"
Coach Tian drove with one hand, looking at the rearview mirror on the right side, extending a thumbs up and affirming.
"It feels much better now."
"Coach, you have a bit of humor in you."
"Hahaha, others said the same thing." Coach Tian stepped on the accelerator and rushed out with a buzzing sound, "Today, let's get familiar with the car."
Twenty minutes later.
In the driving school venue, the master and apprentice looked at each other speechlessly.
Xibao: "You ran out of class?"
Jiang Nian was also confused, wondering how the person practicing driving together could be Qian Bao.
"Ah, I asked for leave."
Hearing this, Xibao couldn't hold himself any longer and directly grabbed his arm.
"You are about to take the college entrance examination, why don't you study hard and go out to practice driving? Do your parents know? No, I have to call your parents."
"Hey, wait." Jiang Nian saw that she was about to use her identity as a teacher to get Qiao, and promptly interrupted the spell cast, "Teacher, this is not a school."
"Then what?"
"According to seniority, we are all students." Jiang Nian turned to look at Lao Tian, ​​coughed, and motioned for him to come over to help, "Practice is important."
Lao Tian is worthy of being the person in charge of the driving school, or a VIP personal trainer.
Originally, he just watched from a distance and gave the master and apprentice enough time to talk. Seeing the chaos in the scene, Jiang Nian coughed again, and he suddenly understood.
"Two bosses, if you have anything to say, let's practice driving first."
Qian Bao was a little helpless, but still pointed at Jiang Nian with a strong warning.
"I'll take care of you later."
Akaishi.
Jiang Nian was speechless for a while. Xindao County was too small. How could he take leave and secretly go out to practice driving, and still meet the English teacher who had just finished his class?
He squatted on the ground pulling weeds and watched Qian Bao bend over to adjust the seat.
Classic feeding style driving.
With a snap, the seat fell backwards.
Jiang Nian smiled and said, "Teacher, it's cold. Do you want me to get you a quilt?"
"roll!"
"Okay."
Xibao was obviously one step ahead of him and was already practicing subject two. But in essence, the progress bars between the two were almost the same.
Buzz, the car started.
Bang, the car stalled.
Jiang Nian didn't hold back for a moment and laughed out loud.
"Hahaha!!! Turn off the engine!"
Xibao was in a hurry for a while, sticking his head out of the car window, and said angrily.
"I'll beat you to death if you laugh again!"
Jiang Nian scratched his head, his shoulders shaking.
"No more hehe."
If it were an ordinary coach, he would be angry at this moment. Or he might have a cold eyebrow and a speechless face. But Xibao is a VIP, and Lao Tian is telling lies.
"This car needs maintenance and stalls easily."
After Xibao heard this, he regained his confidence.
"that is."
Tian Yongsheng pretended to tinker with the dashboard for a few seconds before speaking.
"It's fixed, boss, please do it again."
Xibao was also easy to fool. He held the steering wheel with both hands. He looked forward and exhaled softly, thinking that Jiang Nian should not be underestimated.
Otherwise, when I go back, I may not know how to cricket myself in front of the students.
Haha, the English teacher is so stupid.
That's it.
A stupid English teacher speaks stupid English.
That kind of thing is absolutely not allowed!!
"It will definitely work this time!!" Xibao stepped on the clutch and brake, and started slowly, "It didn't stall, that's great."
Tian Yongsheng, the passenger in the passenger seat, looked sideways. He didn't know why this teacher liked to recite things while driving. But respect the boss and just recite what you love.
Jiang Nian was immediately entertained, Xibao was really good at driving.
Seeing that she was about to turn the steering wheel to the left, she turned half a circle and stopped moving. Then she watched the car drive forward, suddenly looking confused and terrified.
Fortunately, Tian Yongsheng patiently guided me, and I successfully completed the reversing and warehousing of subject two. Then came other projects, which were also stumbling.
Turn off the engine when going uphill, make S-turns and go in a straight line. Jiang Nian is having fun.
It was already more than ten minutes after I got out of the car, and it can be said that the driving was miserable. Let alone taking an exam at this level, it was terrible to drive in the venue.
"Come on, Boss Jiang!" Lao Tian didn't get out of the car.
Qian Bao got out of the driver's seat, bumped into Jiang Nian, and snorted.
"First time here?"
"No, I'll just come over and take a look." Jiang Nian thought to himself that it would be better to be more modest, and he said some soft words before making Xibao agree not to sue his parents.
"Okay, you go." Qian Bao said.
"good."
When Jiang Nian left, Qian Bao narrowed his eyes.
She had just heard that Jiang Nian was touching a car for the first time, and she couldn't help but have a few evil thoughts in her mind. Would Jiang Nian insert the seat belt into the passenger seat?
Or turn off the ignition as soon as it starts? Flip the seat backwards?
Hee, I’m really looking forward to it.
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