Chapter 259 Monitor, are you an adult?
"Who calls me by my first name?"
Li Hua strode into the classroom and felt bitter when he saw the table full of drinks. He couldn't help but raise his head and scream!
"I swear I will never bet again! BYD met a cheating old man. If I make a bet with Jiang Nian again, I will jump off the fourth floor."
In fact, more than 20 yuan was nothing to Li Hua. Besides, inviting the team members to drinks, the favor fell on him in the end.
What he couldn't figure out was how he lost to Jiang Nian.
bydA deck of playing cards, fifty-four cards.
This kid randomly drew the designated card. Li Hua wouldn't believe it if he didn't win.
Ma Guojun, who was sitting on the seat, became interested and looked up with the same look as Brother Tiger.
"Really jumping?"
"It's just talk, you take it seriously." Li Hua changed his face at the speed of light and said with a smile, "Whether the old horse comes to make a bet with me, I will definitely lose if I am such a good person."
"Go away, we won't talk about it until we win against Jiang Nian." Ma Guojun knew that Li Hua was going to make a fortune.
Jiang Nian couldn't be deceived by the three-legged cat trick, so he turned around and thought about making money from his brothers. These bitches are really masters of pretending to be confused.
Li Hua returned disappointed and turned around to see Jiang Nian grinning at him.
The low-headed man is shaking with cold and out of breath.
Huang Fang watched a few people playing tricks there and roughly understood the whole story. Since it was a benefit for the sixth group, she accepted it gratefully.
"Thank you, team leader, for the drink."
"Hey, how can I thank him?" Jiang Nian was a little dissatisfied and pointed at her, "The drink I won, Li Hua is a pure loser, the loser, the younger brother among younger brothers."
"Thank you too." Huang Fang was a little helpless.
"No!" Li Hua said sternly and slapped the table, "Jiang Nian is just a baby, a scumbag from Zhennan who plays games and cheats."
"Don't thank him!"
"Hey, damn you, you don't dare to admit that you lost, do you?" Jiang Nian once again went into the wild and imprisoned Tianzhi.
"You're a fucking idiot, I know you're a jerk!" Li Hua was also dissatisfied, and his loud voice attracted several people to watch and point at him.
"This Li Hua is so inferior."
"Yeah, yeah, let's go, let's not get involved with bad people."
"He still looks at others. It's so annoying."
Li Hua watched the three men leave with a confused look on his face, secretly thinking that these gangs are really mean. Sometimes having too many friends is not a good thing, and there are too many people who take advantage of them to make a living.
As for the last small handkerchief, Li Hua felt that he was not faking it.
"Stop talking about what you have and don't have it. Try it again." Jiang Nian interrupted someone's crazy fantasy, "If you are really scared, you can find a referee."
By chance, Zhang Ningzhi walked in from outside the door.
When I heard that I was looking for a referee, I immediately became excited. After all, it was the fun of the group, so of course I wanted to watch, so I volunteered and raised my hand.
"Me me!"
Li Hua just glanced at her and shook his head in denial.
"I can't trust you, you will become a traitor."
Love group member Zhang Ningzhi retired on the spot and couldn't help but sigh.
"cut."
Ma Guojun wanted to be the referee, but was rejected by Li Hua. The reason was that the fat man was too greedy and might have been bribed by Jiang Nian with drinks.
Li Qingrong came in, glanced around and then returned to his seat.
"How about asking the monitor?"
Faced with this proposal, Li Hua hesitated.
Jiang Nian is a dog, and he often licks the squad leader, so he might have become one of his own. If he tells lies with his eyes open later, he will explode to death.
"No, your selection is too biased."
Finally, Li Hua brought in Nie Qiqi, who at least was not from Jiang Nian's side.
"Oh, you boys are so boring." Nie Qiqi didn't care about the refereeing, but she thought she could be the referee next to the squad leader, so she agreed.
Five minutes later.
Li Hua hugged his head and cried. He lost his mind after losing and slammed the table.
"No more gambling! I will never gamble again!"
The matter has been settled, and the sixth group has drinks for the week. Master Li will pay for all the expenses, which can be regarded as robbing the rich and giving to the poor.
Everyone was happy, except Li Hua, who was a little moody.
But no one cares, pop the champagne, pop the champagne.
Read at night.
Sun Zhicheng was a little confused. To be honest, Lin Dong had indeed fulfilled his promise very hard. But he always felt that something was strange. What happened to the person he recommended?
After being stunned for a long time, he turned to look at Lin Dong who was reading the biology textbook aloud.
"The QQ number you forwarded to me this afternoon, are you sure it's correct?"
Lin Dong was obsessed with studying at the moment, and was suddenly interrupted by Sun Zhicheng. He was not unhappy at all, but explained patiently.
"You can feel free to chat, I have carefully selected them all."
Lin Dong's voice was a little loud, which startled Sun Zhicheng.
He quickly lowered Lin Dong's voice manually, saying goodbye to selling himself out.
The less people know about that kind of thing, the better. Otherwise, you will lose your right to choose a spouse in the class in the future.
Although he vowed to become the King of the Sea in the afternoon, he still has three holes.
Do you really not leave yourself a way out?
Sun Zhicheng likes to say that Rome was not built in a day, but it was destroyed in a day and a night. Therefore, you still have to eat one bite at a time.
"No, Brother Dong." Sun Zhicheng scratched his head and lowered his voice and said, "The QQ accounts you gave me are indeed of high quality. They are all fair-skinned, beautiful and have long legs."
"Isn't that enough?" Lin Dong frowned and spoke in a longer tone, "What kind of bicycle do you want? You need to understand these people first."
"Brother, I can't eat." Sun Zhicheng was anxious.
"What? Do you like dark, fat and ugly people?" Lin Dong's face turned pale, and he said, "If you really need it, I..."
"How is that possible? What I mean is" Sun Zhicheng was embarrassed to speak, and pulled Lin Dong over and said, "You pushed it to me, how come they all have boyfriends?"
As soon as school was over in the afternoon, he followed the QQ number given by Lin Dong and added people.
The beginning and process went smoothly, and he added three people to chat at the same time. With his eloquence far better than that of high school students, and his niche hobbies.
From poems and songs to literary and artistic life.
Later, I started talking about "Walden" and then "War and Peace". I also showed off my abilities and talked about what kind of car to buy after I turn 18.
From buying a car to talking about self-driving travel and traveling, something went wrong.
The three women almost talked about it in unison. "Oh, my boyfriend (my baby) (husband) and I also plan to go to xxx."
Three sentences, let him break the defense three times.
No, a wife?
"What's going on?" Lin Dong looked confused.
To be honest, Sun Zhicheng was a little confused.
Is it because I am abnormal or is the world in a state that I don’t understand?
Oh my god, that's a fucking girl with a boyfriend.
What happened? What did you say?
What were they talking about? How many times had they exchanged words in the evening?
Of course, this is not impossible to talk about. After all, the only one who broke through the defense was Yang Qiming, that stupid dog.
"No, Brother Dong, how are you talking about this?" He was a little confused, "What I want is the QQ of a single sister, not the QQ of a girl who has a partner."
Lin Dong stared at Sun Zhicheng and looked him up and down for a while, then he said something.
"Are you worthy?"
Sun Zhicheng's defense broke instantly and he was speechless for a long time.
"I"
In one sentence, his teammates became stiff and their bodies became cold.
Sun Zhicheng's young heart was shattered by Lin Dong's punch. He suddenly changed from full of confidence to full of decadence. He fell from the clouds into the gutter and then into the sewer.
"Do people like me really not deserve love?"
Seeing Sun Zhicheng lose all his momentum, he went from one extreme to another.
Lin Dong comforted him, "No, Ah Cheng, you still don't understand?"
"Understand what?"
"QQ, the way to salvation lies within it!" Lin Dong put a hand on his shoulder and said sincerely, "Don't forget how I came here."
Hearing this, Sun Zhicheng suddenly woke up.
When it comes to online chatting like QQ Space, you still need a Qing Dynasty veteran like Lin Dong.
According to Lin Tiandi himself, he started chatting with people on QQ when he was six years old. He has tried all kinds of crowns, yellow diamonds, and green diamonds, and he has won a lot by playing in various costumes.
This is the authoritative expert and the people's artist.
"Brother, what do you say?" Sun Zhicheng finally chose to believe first and then question.
"You're confused, Ah Cheng." Lin Dong shook his head, "If you pursue a single girl, your opponents may be three, four, or five, so why not think differently."
"When pursuing a girl who has a boyfriend, there will always be only one opponent."
Sun Zhicheng: "."
He knew that Lin Dong was going to say something like this. The problem was that it was okay to deceive others, so why would he use it to deceive his brothers?
To put it nicely, isn’t this just making toys for those bad women?
After he explained all the doubts in his mind.
Lin Dong just smiled and patted his head and shoulders three times.
"Do you want to learn?"
Two periods of evening self-study were over, and Jiang Nian raised his head and flexed his shoulders during the break.
Sometimes he also thinks that he is as tired as an animal every day. If he really wants a rest, he has to wait for the college entrance examination and the Chinese New Year to rest.
Normally, there may only be a two-week holiday during the Chinese New Year.
Twelve or eleven days, there is not enough time to sign up for driving practice. The best pastime is to go out for fun, travel to other places and then come back.
What about practicing driving?
When I grow up, I have to have a car to play with. I don’t have much money now. If I want to buy a car, I will just cut off half of the money, but I will definitely save more than this in the future.
Maybe by the time of the college entrance examination, I will already have millions in my pocket.
When that time comes, choosing a car will definitely be your priority.
House. That kind of thing is too far away, and he heard that you shouldn't touch this thing if you don't have six million. Unless you get married, but he is actually not keen on getting married at all.
Even, a little shadow.
After all, the curse of the system hangs over your head, and you will start to deal with it when you are thirty years old. Who can not panic? How can you not believe in evil and jump into the pit of fire?
We will talk about the future later, but the most important thing now is to get a driver's license. The normal way for normal people is to wait until the college entrance examination is over to practice driving together.
But that would be a bit too slow.
Thinking of this, he turned back to look at Li Qingrong and gave him a sneaky look.
"Monitor, are you an adult?"
Hearing this, Li Qingrong couldn't help but put down his pen and looked up at him.
"It's still a few months away."
Chapter completed!