Chapter 254 There is a beauty in being repeatedly run over by a large trailer
Jiang Nian clicked in and the video played slowly.
The Gouba system has evolved again. This time, instead of playing the video through the panel, the giant screen is projected directly in front of the eyes.
It's indeed a good thing, it's just a small smart step.
Multimedia podium.
Psychology teacher Lan Lan happened to play a short video related to psychology, which caught Ji Jiayu's attention. Everyone present was watching the screen.
Jiang Nian also looked up, but what he saw was the image given by the system.
in the screen.
"Where to go?"
Jiang Nian was used to being a spectator, until the girl whose face he couldn't see clearly asked again where he was going.
Only then did he suddenly realize that this time it was an interactive memory. Re-walking the memories for his thirty-eight-year-old self? Enhance the sense of immersion in memories?
But for Jiang Nian, this was something that had never happened before. So naturally he didn't know where to go, so he hesitated for a long time and only said one sentence.
"Don't worry, let's go first."
The girl was stunned for a moment. She probably had never heard such an outrageous answer before, and her tone was already a little angry.
"You asked me out, but you don't know where to go?"
Jiang Nian turned his head and found that the perspective could actually move. It was just that he couldn't control the character's movements, otherwise he would pinch the female NPC in front of him up and down.
Sister, you are just memorizing NPCs, be honest.
Although this is not my memory, it can still be done by picking off your hairpin and throwing it into the gutter.
"Where can we go when it rains?" Jiang Nian complained, while observing the surrounding environment, "By the way, can you see what the dormitory building looks like?"
"Of course, what are you thinking about?" The girl was slightly dissatisfied.
Akaishi, the cafeteria sells gunpowder, right? Are you talking so rudely?
Jiang Nian glanced at the girl next to him. In front of the men's dormitory door where the rain was pouring, he tried to mobilize the ancient power in his body to move his hands and feet.
Stupid system, use your strength!
It seems that the system heard his prayer and really opened the permissions of one hand.
Friends who have watched episodic movies know that one hand can do many things. Not only can it work, but it can also work for others and even create pain.
With a snap, Jiang Nian raised his hand and pulled off the hairpin of the girl in front of him.
It's okay if you don't accept it, stay put.
"Ah!! What are you doing?" The girl touched her hair and her tone became more and more dissatisfied, "You asked me out just to grab my hairpin, and I won't come out again!"
Jiang Nian thought to himself, "If you don't get out, you won't get out."
It’s just a memory, my brother is the emperor!
"It's just a joke, don't be angry." Jiang Nian had an idea, "I have a good idea. How about we hold an umbrella from here to the library and come back after checking in?"
He didn't know much about the university, so he had to choose the most basic facilities.
"Go on your own!" the girl angrily held an umbrella and walked into the rain.
The environment in front of him began to blur, and Jiang Nian felt good about it.
It feels like taking a naked exam.
Anyway, I don’t know the answer, so I’ll just fill in the blanks. Let’s see how far this interactive video can go. Anyway, the video should be posted anyway.
After a while, the scene appeared again.
This time it was in a large collective classroom. Jiang Nian looked around with great interest. He found that not only were the students around him shameless, but even the details of the classroom were quite blurry.
A voice came from beside me, soft and long.
"Shall we go to the Sixth Canteen to eat after class?"
Turning his head, he saw the same girl as before, still unable to see her face clearly.
It seems that the operation I just performed had no impact on these memories.
This is equivalent to interacting with oneself, which is the memory of small cells. No matter what one does, it will not affect the playback of the next memory fragment.
In other words, normally, this scene should be quite warm.
Unfortunately, the system is misplaced. Jiang Nian never went to college and did not graduate from high school, which is his highest level of education.
Facing the female university's question, Jiang Nian rubbed his chin and thought for a while.
"Don't worry, let's play a game?"
"What game?" the girl wondered.
"That's right." Jiang Nian looked around, looking at the dense crowd of people attending the lecture, and lowered his voice, "It's an adult's game, it's very cruel."
"ah?"
"Fisting, the loser has to call his name three times."
"Ah?" The girl was confused for the second time, as if she didn't quite understand what this game was about, "No, I don't really want to play this game."
"Then I won't eat, and you can't eat either." Jiang Nian said scumbagly, "Even if you starve to death, I will not let you go."
Rules? I am the rule!
Girl: "."
After a long time, the human-machine NPC girl finally agreed.
"Oh well."
Awesome, feel ashamed to reveal your name!
It's all my fault that I'm used to reading half of the missions. If I had read all the mission content and rewards, I wouldn't have watched this shameless memory.
The main task now is to figure out who the person opposite is.
Five minutes later.
"Jiang Nian Jiang Nian Jiang~" he muttered vaguely and accepted the eighth defeat, "Wairui, are you lucky? I haven't won even once."
"No, I don't know what you are talking about."
"Akaishi, NPC."
"What?"
"I'm telling you, it's all because of your ability that you can eat this bowl of rice. No more playing around." Jiang Nian took a deep breath and said solemnly, "Let's exchange names."
"Why?"
"There is no reason. If you don't agree, we will sit here until the end of the world." The scumbag Jiang Nian broke the law again.
"So romantic." The girl covered her face.
"Um?"
Fortunately, after some mediation, the girl agreed to his rude request.
"Jiang Nian."
"***."
Jiang Nian is confused and can't afford it, right?
Why do you still have a silencer?
However, he can now confirm that the other person's name has three characters, which is considered a major progress. After all, in China, people with three-character names
Grass, the progress bar is zero.
This made Jiang Nian so angry that he used his only movable hand to touch the female NPC's leg hard! He actually felt a real touch!
He was stunned and took a serious look at the female NPC.
Okay, let’s pause the youth campus for a moment, and what comes next is the spring scenery of the campus!
This is a large collective classroom, we can’t be born like this, right?
Hee hee, of course.
"I'm sorry, my attitude was too harsh just now." Jiang Nian apologized humbly and said sincerely, "I'm not usually like this. I don't feel scared if I touch the baby."
As soon as he stretched out his hand, the picture began to blur.
"Hey, fuck the system"
The scene in front of me began to change, and I was on the train in the blink of an eye.
"Because someone bought the wrong ticket, we had to change the ticket temporarily." The girl said this, but there was no trace of blame, "How are you going to compensate me?"
Jiang Nian disagreed and stretched out his only available hand.
"Give me the phone to play with."
The scumbag has reached a new level in the century, and he has the beauty of being repeatedly run over by a big trailer.
"Who is he?" Jiang Nian couldn't read the words on the phone and said casually.
The girl took a look and said weakly.
"10086 public account."
"Oh." Jiang Nian casually swiped a few times and said, "What about this? Who is this?"
"Ah!" the girl suddenly screamed and snatched the phone away.
"Oh, tell me, when did it start?" Jiang Nian looked like he was doing whatever he wanted, exploring all the possibilities of this video as much as possible.
"You dug out the gift I gave you." The girl looked up at him with a begging tone, "Well, can you pretend you didn't see it?"
"Let me see, is the gift signed in my name?" Jiang Nian glanced at it and continued the scumbag ceremony.
It wasn't until the NPC girl was about to cry that he sighed quietly.
"Actually, I can't see."
"ah?"
The picture blurred again, and the next memory accessed and started to scroll.
"Send you flowers, they said boys also like flowers?"
"It doesn't matter. If there is no last bus, we can just go back. No need, I can play games with you in the Internet cafe. Yeah, I have money."
Under the street lights, everything is dark.
Ahead were blurry tall buildings, and the streets seemed to be covered with a blanket of dim yellow leaves.
The shadows of the two people stretched infinitely, standing sideways on the roadside.
"Be happy, today is your birthday." The girl babbled, "I originally bought you a cake, but it fell off while riding a bicycle."
"Now that all the cake shops are closed, why don't you buy a small pocket cake to make up for it?"
Jiang Nian could no longer say scumbag quotes and let this poor NPC go. Even if everything he did had nothing to do with the memory given by the system.
This is a stand-alone cv.
But the thirty-eight-year-old fool did have such a normal girlfriend in college. It could even be said to be rare. He bought flowers and cakes.
They also went to Internet cafes with them to make do, and even paid for them.
He was such a scumbag and fell silent after watching it.
No, brother, can’t you grasp this? Do you usually walk to school?
Your university is engaged in trade fairs!
Jiang Nian hates the fact that iron cannot become steel, but fortunately he is not the one who is losing. Anyway, he will not take the second exam, and 985 is not worse than the second exam.
As soon as the scene changed, Jiang Nian was bored and watched hugging each other in the snow, holding hands in the corridor of the library in winter, and riding home together on the train.
Wait, go home together?
Jiang Nian worked hard to meet his parents in college?
The scene stopped abruptly.
"Shit, can you do some personnel work!" Jiang Nian cursed the stupid system, but he could only accept the end of watching the movie.
His eyes instantly fell into darkness.
The first ray of light shines in, then the second and third rays. Until the light fills the field of vision and dims again, the scene in front of you slowly emerges.
Lan Lan is still explaining PPT.
Jiang Nian couldn't stand it any longer, "Hey, this psychology lecture is just a water class at Chun Chun University!"
"Huh?" Ji Jiayu on the side turned his head and glanced at Jiang Nian curiously, "Listening to your tone, why do you feel like you have gone to college?"
Strictly speaking, he did attend the first section.
Even though I was surrounded by system NPCs at the time, the environment in the video replicated the water lesson quality of the second trash book one-to-one based on memory.
I can't say it's lifelike, but at least it's exactly the same. The first three rows are empty, but the back rows are full of talents. The teacher is immersed in teaching PPT, and the students in the fifth row are fighting fiercely.
Now under this psychology lecture, everyone is either reading, doing homework, or sleeping on their stomachs. It is basically a replica of the college water class.
"Uh, I've never eaten pork and never seen a pig run away?" Jiang Nian said perfunctorily.
"Speaking of which, I have never seen a pig running." Ji Jiayu was also a bit abstract. The people in Class 3 were somewhat mentally ill. "The pig is so fat, why can it still run?"
Jiang Nian frowned and thought carefully about his options.
"Because the pig's trotters are springy, tender and chewy, otherwise the pig would not be able to run."
Hearing this, Ji Jiayu was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly realized.
"So. Is that so?"
Two rows back, Yuan Zhengchuan stared ahead with a wet face. Seeing his ex-girlfriend chatting with Jiang Nian, his heart ached as if he had been cut by thousands of knives.
Looking at the way they lowered their voices and spoke secretly, it felt like their heart was tightly grasped by a hand, and then twisted vigorously, and the sourness overflowed.
Jiang Nian seemed to remember something and suddenly asked.
"By the way, how many minutes did the psychology teacher just talk?"
"If you include the video just played, the total adds up." Ji Jiayu lowered his head and glanced at his watch, "Oh, it's twelve minutes in total."
"Oh, I got it."
Twelve minutes?
Jiang Nian pretended to wave his hand inadvertently and directly clicked on the system panel. The unfinished tasks lay there quietly, and the video had been displayed as finished.
He continued to scroll down, wanting to know who the NPC girl in college was willing to give flowers to?
[(meaningless narration)
Chapter completed!