Hearing this, Jiang Nian suddenly felt uncomfortable.
"What the hell?"
Li Hua even laughed out loud, opening his mouth as an allusion.
"I know an unofficial historian who says that Guan Yu lost Jingzhou due to carelessness. This Jingzhou porridge is not from Jingzhou, but was made by the men in the army playing in the tent at night and in the basin."
Jiang Nian interrupted him, "Tai Chi Ba Huang, shut up!"
In the sixth group, there are two roommates of Lin Dong, Zeng You and Wu Jungu.
At this time, the two of them were stunned, their mouths slightly opened, and they looked at Lin Dong in shock.
I wonder if there are Easter eggs in the dormitory after I fall asleep?
"Who is the person on your upper bunk?" Li Hua asked curiously.
"I can't say." Lin Dong chuckled, "But the guy on the upper bunk was really careless. He woke me up in the middle of the night and didn't know how to clean it.
With that said, Riddler Lin Dong smiled and left.
Jiang Nian and others were dumbfounded.
The brother who sleeps on my upper bunk is so outrageous.
"It's not me, don't look at me." Zeng You noticed that Jiang Nian's gaze was a little red and warm, "It's about appearance discrimination, right? I won't sleep on his upper bunk."
Wu Jungu immediately clarified, "I slept on the lower bunk."
"Who else is in your dormitory?" Li Hua asked curiously.
"Don't ask about this, it's private in the dormitory." Zeng You didn't want to say it.
The two of them must have known about it, but no one said anything about it. After all, this kind of breaking news is too explosive, and it is easy to offend people by talking nonsense.
In the middle of the Chinese morning reading, Lao Liu came over to inspect the class. After seeing that there was nothing abnormal in the class, he left quickly.
As the afternoon self-study approached, Lin Dong wandered to the sixth group holding eight-treasure porridge. He raised his eyebrows at Zeng You and Wu Jungu and said proudly.
"Look, the eight-treasure porridge given by Viagra."
Zeng You: "."
Wu Jungu: ".This porridge?"
"Otherwise?" Lin Dong explained, "He secretly ate eight-treasure porridge in the middle of the night last night, squirming like a mouse, and woke me up abruptly."
"When I opened my eyes, the porridge dripped onto the edge of my bed."
Jiang Nian: "How about I send it to you?"
Position against the wall.
Zhang Ningzhi glanced at Jiang Nian curiously, not understanding what they were talking about. But looking at their expressions, it seemed like they were not serious.
Forget it, don’t listen or listen.
She opened the Chinese language book and prepared to return to the textbook. She looked carefully at each explanation under the classical Chinese text, flipped through it, and came to "Spring River Flowers and Moonlight Night".
It just so happened that the bell rang for the end of early self-study get out of class.
Zhang Ningzhi poked Jiang Nian with his hand. Seeing that the other party didn't respond, he increased the force.
Poke!
"Hiss~" Jiang Nian took a breath of air.
Zhang Ningzhi was a little unsure and asked hesitantly.
"Does it hurt?"
Jiang Nian glanced at her and said with a straight face.
"Of course, I'll poke you."
"Oh." Zhang Ningzhi huddled up, his arms tightly pressed against his body, his face full of panic, "But you can only use the strength I just had."
"That won't work, I have to add a little more."
"Why!"
"There is a 20% bonus for deskmates. Don't you know the rules for elementary and middle school students?" Jiang Laogou fooled the little girl completely.
"Oh, come on then."
Jiang Nian tapped Zhang Ningzhi's arm through his clothes with a very light force.
"Okay, what did you just call me for?"
"I don't want to talk about it anymore, huh." Zhang Ningzhi is also a bit petty and plans not to talk to the annoying guy this morning. "You can go play by yourself!"
Li Hua was lying on the table, but he was not asleep at all. He exposed one eye and looked at Jiang Nian, a bad-tempered man who actually molested his female classmates.
The students stopped writing questions and just laughed around the woman.
Deserve to kill!
Jiang Nian fell down and slept on his stomach, facing Li Hua's eyes.
Each person looks at the other person with one eye.
"Is your brain sick?" Jiang Nian sneered.
"Hard to say."
"Then just freeze like this. You'll turn around anyway if you can't bear it." Jiang Nian said, "I can watch with one eye and sleep with the other."
"Hang on, I don't believe it." Li Hua stared at Jiang Nian.
Ten minutes passed and Li Hua was convinced.
It's not because Jiang Nian really has the ability to rest one eye and watch the other, but because he feels that this BYD is really capable of not sleeping during class just for a word.
At the beginning of the first class, Old Liu Fengfeng came in angrily.
As soon as you plug in the USB flash drive, click on the folder and start the lecture, it will take two minutes to complete.
"There are only five ancient poems in total. Wait for the class representative to come up and show you the PPT." Lao Liu's hurried move attracted the attention of everyone in the class.
"Teacher, where are you going?" Li Hua stood up first.
"Ah, there is something wrong with the teacher." Lao Liu said vaguely, "Anyway, you don't listen at ordinary times. This is related to the teacher's personal happiness. Please take a look at the PPT."
Hearing this, Jiang Nian, who was about to study the comprehensive questions, put down his pen.
If you don't want to talk, then I want to listen.
I have a date early in the morning? You can't go, then. This class will be the class I listened to most carefully in my entire senior year of high school. Not only did I listen, I also had to take notes.
"Teacher, I didn't understand the ancient poem."
Hearing this, Lao Liu looked at Jiang Nian with confusion on his face.
"Who would want to listen to a few ancient poems that are not needed for the college entrance examination? Raise your hand and let me see."
Wow, almost everyone in the class lifted it.
Lao Liu looked puzzled and instantly annoyed.
In fact, these five ancient poem appreciation is a classic template for the college entrance examination. It may not be possible to finish it in two classes. He originally planned to explain it in detail.
And he had nothing to do. Chun Chun came up with the idea when he got up early for class.
He knows this group of students in Class 3 very well. He weighs 108 pounds in the back of his head. He will never allow the teacher to leave before them. He doesn't want to talk to them but wants to listen.
Even after class, they would actively ask questions and mainly torture each other.
Old Liu looked around and sighed.
"Okay, if that's the case, let's go to class. When everyone has almost understood it, the teacher will withdraw."
In the classroom, the students' eagerness to learn is high.
"I don't have to listen, but you have to speak, otherwise I won't be able to sleep well."
"Teacher, I can see that you are in a hurry, but don't be in a hurry."
"Suddenly I feel that Chinese is not so boring. I am so easy to learn now."
"Tsk, it's time to appreciate the ancient oriental aesthetics. (Take off glasses)"
The reaction under the podium was exactly what Liu wanted.
He turned to the blackboard with a speechless face, concealed his flash of smile, cleared his throat and pretended to be helpless.
"Then let me talk about the first song."
After two classes, Lao Liu felt a little regretful.
There was no break for two hours, and as soon as the get out of class was over someone came up to ask questions.
Especially the people in the sixth group, who usually don't listen to anyone, now they are pretending to take turns asking questions, and they are not allowed to go to the toilet.
It's already a big break, so I just delayed myself for twelve minutes.
If it weren't for the fact that the bells for the running exercise were almost gone and the whistles over there were all broken, they probably wouldn't have stopped.
"Jiang Nian, don't ask, just go and do some exercise." Lao Liu was also convinced. These two people are really cheap. "Li Hua, don't wait any longer. Let's go for some exercise."
Lin Dong, who was waiting in line at the back, was not happy and wanted to hide for a while.
"Teacher, I am eager to learn!"
What a fart!
Lao Liu forcibly drove a group of them away. After careful counting, there were eight or nine people.
If this is found out by the group of people in the grade group, one deduction can deduct one day's salary. Just like the class teacher in Class 4, the bonus this month will probably be gone.
Tsk, tsk, pathetic.
Are the people in Class 4 so disobedient?
In comparison, although the people in my class are a bit weird, at least they don't cause any trouble for me. They are very capable class members, and they don't have to worry about themselves.
The years are quiet and peaceful.
playground.
People from the student union were wearing armbands to guard the door, preventing latecomers from getting in.
"Ahem, Xiao Wang."
"Brother, tell me."
"We can't let people in now. You can register one when one comes."
"Okay, brother."
"Yes." The student union officer clasped his hands behind his back and nodded with satisfaction. When he turned around, he suddenly saw several figures running towards this direction, "Someone is here, let's register."
"good"
"Oh, why are you nervous? You have no future." The young clerk stood with his hands behind his hands, as if he was out of dust, "That's it, just accept it, this is my last wave."
With that said, he would demonstrate how to stop someone in front of his subordinates.
"You guys!" he shouted in a low voice.
However, these people did not stop running.
One person passed by him lightly, bringing with him a strong gust of wind. The other person pushed him away savagely, shouting arrogant words.
"Go away, you dare to stop the people from Class 4."
Two more people broke through the blockade, and another left a message.
"Are you okay?"
The last person flew past him and added.
"Go check your brain, idiot."
Under the sun, the running teenagers looked like cheerful white doves. They jumped down from the mottled stone stairs and joined the running team in two or three steps.
The student union officer slowly came to his senses and found that there was no trace of those people at all.
A phalanx of students running in circles, connected end to end.
"Brother, are you okay?"
The junior officer of the student union was so angry that he flew into a rage.
"Is there any royal law? Is there any school rule?"
When Xibao first entered the classroom, he was startled.
"Why are you so listless?"
She walked to the door to look at the class schedule and asked curiously.
"You guys have a math class so early in the morning?"
"Teacher, the last class was Chinese class."
"Chinese class?" Qian Bao was quite surprised, "Since it's a Chinese class, why do you all look so listless?"
People in the classroom were busy explaining, and Jiang Nian yawned out of boredom.
Get ready for bed.
He was about to lie down when the system panel suddenly popped up.
Before I had time to look, a girl suddenly appeared at the door. She was probably an officer of the student union. She knocked on the classroom door, left a message and left.
"Students on the psychological evaluation list, go to the psychology office for a meeting!"
Hearing this, Yu Zhiyi raised his head, then turned to look at Jiang Nian.
"Jiang Nian."
On the stage, Qian Bao was slightly surprised and looked at Jiang Nian who stood up from his seat.
"Um you?"
Seeing Qian Bao's obviously distrustful eyes, Jiang Nian felt slightly unhappy.
Three classes and eleven groups are all carried on my shoulders!
Chapter completed!