Facts have proven that people only laugh when they are extremely speechless.
In the barber shop.
Sun Zhicheng glanced at his rare shiny head in the mirror and couldn't stop feeling wildly happy.
The apprentice looked at the trembling winter melon in front of him and felt a little confused.
"Handsome guy, don't move."
Sun Zhicheng wanted to stand up suddenly and curse at the barber shop.
He wanted to go berserk in an instant, smash up this shabby shop, and make the black-hearted boss and idiot apprentice lose his hair and dignity.
What do you think you are?
The guinea pig who takes the initiative to pay!
"Handsome boy, stop moving. You've created another trap." The apprentice complained, "It will be cut soon. If you move around, it's hard for me to operate."
Sun Zhicheng was on the verge of anger, and he glanced at his rare head.
I endured it.
"Can you push all my hair away?" He forcefully regained his senses and suppressed the demon in his heart.
When the emperor was angry, the galaxy was shattered and the great road was destroyed.
I wonder if this small barber shop can bear my own anger!
"I don't recommend it here, handsome guy." The apprentice said with a gentle voice and a smile, "With your head shape, it won't look good if it's completely flattened."
Hearing this, Sun Zhicheng felt a little unsure again.
"real?"
"Yes, wait patiently for a while." The apprentice asked smoothly, "Handsome guy, if you are not satisfied, you can tell me."
Sun Zhicheng: "."
He was not satisfied with anything about his hairstyle, and he didn't want to talk. He just wanted to kill the apprentice's mother.
At this moment, Sun Zhicheng only hated that he was not a member of society.
My hair has been cut like this, do I still have to endure it?
He wanted to yell, but he was afraid of causing trouble to others.
Maybe the apprentice is like this, he finally got this opportunity.
Should you be kinder and be more patient with others?
Ten minutes passed and the apprentice was still tracing the back of his head.
Sun Zhicheng: "Um, I'm almost late for my evening self-study. Can you hurry up?"
"Okay, handsome guy, just wait a moment." The apprentice was still trimming the edges and swayed left and right, "It's almost done, it will be over soon."
At 6:05, Sun Zhicheng walked out of the barber shop.
He took out his cell phone, looked in the mirror with the lights on both sides of the street, and cried.
The tears did not flow down, because men do not shed tears easily.
At this moment, he deeply understood a truth: Never be soft-hearted towards the barber shop apprentices, and hang yourself if you fail to learn the skills.
In the classroom.
"Hahahahaha!!" Lin Dong hugged his belly, laughing so hard that he ran out of breath and kept coughing, "Cough cough cough!! Save me, I can't die!"
"Pfft!" Zhou Yuting just raised her head when lightning struck the opening scene.
She covered her mouth and turned to look at Yu Zhiyi who was writing on the table, not daring to speak for fear of laughing.
"Hmm."
Yu Zhiyi raised his head and glanced at Zhou Yuting with a puzzled look.
Under the signal from her eyes, she slowly looked at Sun Zhicheng. Suddenly, she couldn't stand it anymore.
"Haha, it's rare for a dog to have a head."
Hearing this, Lin Dong had just come to his senses when his attention was attracted by Yu Zhiyi's remark.
He looked at Sun Zhicheng carefully for a while and found that he really had a rare charm, and he burst into laughter instantly.
Lin Dong sat back down and couldn't hold it in anymore, so he started hahaha again, so he hugged his belly again and said "ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch"
Because he laughed so hard, he rolled his eyes and half fainted.
People nearby were watching the excitement and suddenly realized that Lin Dong was dying, so they shouted.
"Oops, Lin Dong is dead!"
There are auspicious words again.
This was just before evening self-study, and it gets dark very early in November.
There are already many people in the classroom, mostly in small groups. They are either sitting in their seats doing homework or chatting.
This explosive speech attracted the attention of the whole class.
"Wonderful, Lin Dong was laughed to death by Sun Zhicheng."
"Damn it, the knife was in my ass, it opened my eyes."
"What should I do? Send him to the school hospital?"
"You're too stupid to study. Where does our school hospital come from? Call 120!"
"Head teacher! Looking for the head teacher. Where is the Discipline Inspection Commission?"
Cai Xiaoqing was also stunned. He had never seen such a situation before. He was so confused for a moment that he could only lean over while holding his phone.
What to do, what to do?
Suddenly, the crowd was pushed aside.
Li Qingrong came over and took a look, and said calmly.
"This is respiratory alkalosis, who has a plastic bag?"
Cai Xiaoqing's reaction was a little slow, and her mind was buzzing. Before the panic could spread, Li Qingrong tapped her on the shoulder.
"ah?"
Li Qingrong's eyes were deep and she said calmly.
"Find a plastic bag."
"Oh! Okay!" Cai Xiaoqing seemed to have a backbone for a moment. He no longer hesitated and shouted loudly, "Does anyone have a bag?"
"I have it!" Gudao brother Luo Yong took out a white plastic bag and said hesitantly, "It's just a little oily, is it okay?"
Cai Xiaoqing looked at the monitor, and Li Qingrong nodded.
"fine."
Li Qingrong took the bag and put it over Lin Dong's head, tying it slightly tight.
"Everyone spread out."
A group of people were cleared around, leaving a circle.
Sun Zhicheng stood there dumbfounded. When he came back to his senses, he saw that the squad leader was dealing with it, and he breathed a sigh of relief.
For a while, he could neither stand nor sit, which seemed a little awkward. Fortunately, Lin Dong's condition was mild, and he stabilized after breathing a few rounds of carbon dioxide, and his fingers no longer twitched.
Seeing this, Li Qingrong said to those around him.
"Come here and help him adjust a few more rounds."
When Sun Zhicheng heard this, he immediately came back to his senses. He muttered twice and was about to step forward.
As the saying goes, to untie a bell, you must tie the bell.
Since Brother Dong's illness started from me, let me end it. I will cut off the cause and effect with my own hands.
Li Qingrong glanced at him and said.
"You should stay far away, so as not to cause the symptoms to relapse."
Click, Sun Zhicheng's pupils shrank sharply. The Taoist heart that had just been condensed was shattered in an instant. Go farther~go farther~a little~
He was like a scholar named Luosun Mountain, walking towards the crowd with a lonely look on his face.
It turns out that I am unlucky.
Li Qingrong didn't pay attention to Sun Zhicheng and was hesitating who to call to help.
Suddenly, a group of people came in outside the classroom door.
Three Guobao special attackers, Jiang Nian, Li Hua, and Ma Guojun, came in, followed by Yang Qiming and Huang Cairang.
The two groups of people met downstairs and decided to go upstairs together.
Unexpectedly, as soon as I entered the door, I saw a group of people gathered around. The squad leader was putting a transparent plastic bag over Lin Dong's head, as if he was committing murder.
Yang Qiming was heartbroken, those were his brothers.
"Brother Dong! Why did you offend the squad leader? You're stupid! Be a good person in your next life!"
Huang Cailang was stunned. The squad leader wanted to murder Brother Dong.
Should I lend a hand?
"It's over, I accidentally entered the crime scene." Li Hua gave a French military salute, raising his hands above his head, "I'm joining, please don't kill me!"
"Silly, that's the squad leader, how could he do such a thing!" Ma Guojun was speechless.
He didn't say a word. If he wanted to kill him, he didn't need the squad leader to take action. Lin Dong climbed up to the window sill and jumped long distance.
Jiang Nian laughed and pointed at them, they were already in the atmosphere, and laughed and called them idiots.
"At first glance, it's like a cure. The squad leader has rejuvenated me with his wonderful skills!"
He didn't understand the situation, but that didn't stop him from taking sides.
"Who said Lin Dong's corpse is old? This corpse is great! It's still moving, so healthy."
Several people asked around and were stunned.
"Where is Sun Zhicheng?"
Li Hua stepped forward, quite puzzled.
"It's so funny how funny a haircut can be."
He turned his head and saw the rare head Sun Zhicheng on the edge of the crowd, and burst into laughter.
"Hahaha, I'm sorry, I take back what I just said, I'm an idiot."
Yang Qiming was busy saving his brother and stepped forward to take over the duties of the squad leader.
"Brother Dong, hold on."
Li Qingrong lowered his eyes and glanced at the plastic bag.
"You put oil on his face."
"Oh, I'm sorry, Brother Dong!" Yang Qiming suddenly let go and wanted to wipe him, and wiped him again through the plastic bag, "Uh, Brother Dong, I"
Chen Yunyun took a look and shook her head sympathetically.
"Our team leader is almost suffocated by you."
Wang Yuhe stood on tiptoe and watched for a long time, then pulled Chen Yunyun's coat and said seriously.
"I can hold my breath for a minute and a half."
"Awesome." Jiang Nian came over and complimented him. It was just a matter of convenience. "I can't believe that a little guy like you, six meters tall, can hold it in for such a long time."
Wang Yuhe raised his head and shook his head.
"certainly."
Lin Dong huffed and puffed, he couldn't get angry, brother.
The farce continued until class.
Lin Dong had completely recovered and returned to normal. There was only oil and salt on his face and hair, so he simply went back to the dormitory to take a shower.
Sun Zhicheng lowered his head and returned to his seat, already too embarrassed to see anyone.
I read at night, and from time to time I could hear the sound of air leaking in the classroom. I could vaguely hear low or long-suppressed weird laughter, boxes, boxes, giggles.
I went to evening self-study in a quiet classroom.
"Pfft! Hahaha, sorry, I remembered something happy."
"Haha, my dad slapped me yesterday."
"Hahaha, damn dogs are rare."
The class immediately burst into laughter, and Sun Zhicheng felt extremely uncomfortable.
He wished he could fly back right away and punch the boss and apprentice.
If you don’t know how to cut, why should your mother cut it? Cut it!
When the whole class was laughing, Jiang Nian put his head on his hands and stared at Zhang Ningzhi. The girl originally wanted to laugh too, after all, Sun Zhicheng's rare head was too weird.
But when he stared at her like this, Zhang Ningzhi wanted to laugh but didn't dare.
Her cheeks were bulging like steamed buns, and she was holding back her gaze as she looked forward.
"What are you doing?" Jiang Nian Mingzhi asked, and said quietly, "Are you making fun of your classmates? No, right?"
Zhang Ningzhi rubbed his cheek and glared at him.
"I don't!"
Jiang Nian had already given up when footsteps came from the classroom door.
It's Lin Dong.
Lin Dong, who returned from his dormitory and took a shower, was no longer the Lin Dong who laughed so hard that he convulsed.
He was fresh and fresh and walked into the class with light steps. He glanced at Sun Zhicheng and couldn't help but laugh again.
"Hahaha!"
Because Lin Dong had just fainted from laughter and was rescued again. His hilarious performance of scoring twice was extremely hilarious, and the whole class burst into laughter.
Zhang Ningzhi couldn't hold back and broke through instantly.
The little girl squeaked, covering her mouth and laughing softly, her shoulders trembling.
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