Yang Qiming is just emotionally slow, but he is not stupid.
He thought for a moment and understood the meaning of Zhou Yuting's words. After recalling it, he spoke.
"Yesterday, she sent me a message. It was about transferring 8.8 candied haws on a stick and feeding 18.8 strawberry candied haws online."
"How did you respond?"
"I didn't understand. I wanted to transfer money but I thought it would be too presumptuous." Yang Qiming scratched his head, "So I complimented her, you are so funny."
"Brother Yang, you are also very humorous." Huang Cailang was full of praise and gave a thumbs up, "If I were that girl, I would definitely laugh."
Zhou Yuting was stunned, thinking that fools are blessed.
It's a bit laughable.
She knows a few little sisters who can turn a novice like Yang Qiming into a pervert. After eating them all, Yang Qiming will still be infatuated with them.
The method is also very simple, just give small favors in the early stage.
Give him a gift in return for his birthday, pay the bill AA, and even treat the idiot to dinner after he fully understands his character.
In a word, try your best to create the image of a considerate and good sister.
The big one is coming, and the circle of friends will reveal their consumption level.
I have no money, but like all girls who love beauty, I like Apple Family Bucket. I like traveling, beautiful clothes, and LV bags.
Do you like me? Give me a better life.
"I don't care about gifts, I care about you as a person.
Don't work too hard. How will you eat if you have no money? You fool.
I beg you, we can survive by saving a little bit.
It's all my fault, let's sell the bag.
Sorry, my family of origin is not good, my mother used to be
With this combination of punches, Yang Qiming, who has a little money, can be directly raised into a gold coin dog in three months.
I was so obsessed that I couldn't get to the north, and I was looking for ways to make money everywhere.
Zhou Yuting looked down on these gold-coin-producing people and dismissed them. It just happened that she was in a good mood, so she gave guidance with the mentality of being idle.
"She just wants you to give her red envelopes to see how strong you are."
Hearing this, Yang Qiming suddenly realized.
"I didn't send it, what should I do?"
"Are you still thinking about me?" Zhou Yuting was speechless, thinking about her dog-licking deskmate, "What are you doing here? My husband has already called me over there."
Huang Cairang's eyes widened and lightning struck at the opening.
"Then if Brother Yang is given a red envelope, won't he also be called husband?"
Hearing this, Yang Qiming felt a different kind of feeling of relief in his heart. Although he knew that this was wrong, and that the other party most likely just liked money.
But... maybe after giving out the red envelopes, she won't look for anyone else?
He waved his hand and said, "Hey, that kind of thing is actually not interesting."
"You're blushing like a bubble teapot!" Zhou Yuting was extremely speechless.
She glanced at her deskmate Li Gou and thought to herself, damn it, one Li Gou is a fool and the other is an idiot.
"Ding dong!! It's time for class, students"
The class bell rang, and Zhou Yuting didn't want to argue with the licking dog anymore. But out of compassion, and because she looked down on the bitch who broke the gold coins, she finally gave her some advice.
“If you don’t want to be defrauded of money, it’s best to delete that person.”
Yang Qiming nodded and said vaguely.
"knew."
After saying that, he did not act immediately.
Although the phone was on the desk, even if it was unlocked and deleted, it would only take ten seconds. But he used the excuse of being in class to delay it.
After school in the afternoon, I will delete it myself!
After the first class in the afternoon.
Jiang Nian, who had refreshed his mental state, was particularly awake and listened to the class very efficiently. There was a large crowd of people in the classroom, and even Zhang Ningzhi was sleeping on the table.
It's just weird.
"Hua, why aren't you sleepy?"
"Ah?" Li Hua raised his head from the teaching materials, his expression was as slow as a sloth, "Nian, it's good to read a book, I want to read a book too."
"Akaashi, let me see." Jiang Nian didn't believe his lies.
He leaned over and took a look. It turned out that this person was reading the short stories in the column at the bottom of the tutorial book.
If you don't answer every question, you won't miss a story.
"It's so silly. What do you call reading?"
"Why not?"
Jiang Nian didn't want to talk to the mentally retarded children and continued to write the homework left from the last physics class.
He likes to write while in class and finish in ten minutes after class.
Although my current grades in physics are average, bro, this is comprehensive physics in my senior year.
At sixty points, the junior brother in the Qi refining stage has proven that he understands most of the physics common sense in high school and some detailed physics questions.
At seventy, senior brother in the foundation-building stage has proven that he has initially mastered the know-how of high school physics.
Eighty-nine points, Jindan Tianjiao, there is not even one person who enters this field.
In fact, a small county town can get into the good 985 with 80% in physics. Although the admission rate of 985 in southern province in previous years was 3%. However, small counties have scarce educational resources.
Two percent of them will be absorbed by Nan Province's stronger municipal and provincial key schools, the High School Affiliated to xxx University, leaving only 1 percent for candidates in Zhennan.
At ninety minutes, the ancestor of the Nascent Soul stage, the teacher will occasionally ask for your opinion on questions that the teacher cannot solve.
One bofen, the Mahayana period clears the north.
It’s a very simple principle. Take the three subjects of science and comprehensive studies together.
Physics is the most difficult, and most candidates will give priority to completing biology and chemistry before taking up physics.
If you get 80% in physics, it proves that you have finished biochemistry.
Taking a step back, this comprehensive theory is at the level of 234, or even 256.
Hey, if you add one to the total score, don’t you get 985?
In a blink of an eye, it’s the last class in the afternoon.
biology.
Qingbao was beaten by Jiang Mazi once in the morning, and in the afternoon he put the traitor on the blackboard to dictate the knowledge points.
Although dictation is time-consuming, the long-term benefits are high.
As long as they persist, these young seedlings will pay attention to the biological knowledge points they have taught.
After the dictation was completed, Jiang Nian still scored 100%.
On the other hand, Dong Wensong, who came up with him, was a little numb, and the flax fell from each warehouse.
Out of ten knowledge points, only six are written down to make a decision.
In fact, six is ​​great. Many of what Qingbao recited are knowledge points from exercises.
But what people are most afraid of is comparison. Once contrasted, everything becomes a mess.
Qingbao also loves and hates Jiang Nian, and is the fastest growing rebel.
It's a pity that he is a bandit goblin, and when activated passively, he just steals gold coins. Not only does he get away with the quick-drying pen, but he also has a bright future of his own.
At that time, a humble microbiology teacher quietly broke into pieces in the corner.
Dong Wensong glanced at the dictation that Jiang Nian had corrected on the blackboard and almost sweated. In biology class, he didn't dare to correct his Japanese charm.
Without it, Qingbao is a military commander and will directly recognize Dong Wensong.
If he were on the blackboard, Nani would be so confused and twisted like an eel. He would be immediately scolded by Qingbao and thrown to the back of the classroom.
Hehe, the biology class is also known as "the most normal episode of Master Dong".
Qingbao glanced at Dong Wensong and sighed.
"Go down."
Dong Wensong lowered his head and returned to his seat without saying a word, and began to show off his grievances. No one paid attention to him during class, and after class he entered the last period of self-study.
Someone finally noticed him and asked in a low voice.
"Brother Song, what's wrong with you?"
"I feel a little uncomfortable." Dong Wensong lay on the table and said with a weak look, "I seem to be a little hot, maybe I'm sick."
"Is there a risk of recovery?"
"What?"
"No, I mean is the chance of recovery high?" Luo Yong scratched his head. Brother Gudao liked chatting with Dong Wensong the most, and asked him questions from time to time.
Seeing this work done by Biren Kuku, I had a lot of fun all afternoon.
"I don't know. Maybe the dictation failed to live up to the biology teacher's expectations. It was so uncomfortable that I broke out in a cold sweat on my back, so I must have caught a cold."
Not far away, Li Hua noticed the movement over there and said worriedly.
"Dong Wensong seems to be sick. Does anyone have mouse medicine?"
"That's too vicious. It's a waste of rat poison, isn't it?" Jiang Nian followed, not paying attention to the dead movement over there. Dong Wensong was always alive anyway.
If you don't pay attention, it will only sputter in a small area.
After school.
Jiang Nian was busy finishing half of his homework, so that he could relax during his late night self-study.
When I looked up, more than twenty minutes had passed since school ended.
He hurriedly walked out of the classroom, preparing to go downstairs for dinner. As soon as he got down to the second floor, he happened to see Li Qingrong coming upstairs and said hello to the monitor.
"Go to the cafeteria?" Li Qingrong asked.
"Well, does the monitor want me to bring anything?"
Li Qingrong shook his head and said no.
After a pause, he probably felt that the response was too cold, so he added another sentence.
"Be careful on the road."
Jiang Nian was stunned for a moment, looked into Li Qingrong's eyes, and swallowed.
"A killer has been arranged on the road?"
Li Qingrong was confused and shook his head.
"No."
This time it was Jiang Nian's turn to be embarrassed, he explained.
"Monitor, I was joking just now."
Li Qingrong lowered his eyes and nodded.
"Um."
The two of them passed each other, and Jiang Nian rushed downstairs with three steps at a time. He grabbed the railing and flew up the four steps in one step, just like Jackie Chan.
Li Qingrong stood at the edge of the stairs, watching Jiang Nian go downstairs with an expressionless expression, until the figure completely disappeared from the corner of the first floor.
Then she withdrew her gaze and slowly walked up the stairs.
In the cafeteria.
Yang Qiming finished his meal and looked at his phone a little absent-mindedly.
It's going to be deleted.
He is a person who values ​​emotions. Even though he knows that An An is not a good girl, he is still grateful for this encounter and misses the first night they chatted.
In any case, An An did heal herself.
"Thank you, then let's say goodbye properly." He held the phone and murmured to himself, as if he had made some kind of determination, "See you again when we are destined."
Opposite his seat, Huang Cai was busy making rice. Two meat and two vegetarian chicken drumsticks were served. Brother Yang invited them as soon as he asked. Now he has vowed to follow Brother Yang to the death.
As the saying goes, those who praise Brother Yang's true name will see eternal life in reincarnation.
When he raised his head, Huang Cailang saw Brother Yang frowning. He was immediately heartbroken. Brother Yang is the sky, Brother Yang is the earth. Can he watch Brother Yang suffer?
"Brother, what's wrong with you?"
"I decided to delete An An, and I was just thinking of my final farewell words." Yang Qiming couldn't help but sigh after saying that he didn't want to delete the person, but I hope pure love remains.
Huang Cailang smiled honestly, "Brother Yang, let me help you think about it!"
"Cairang, good brother."
The two of them were thinking about the farewell words, and the draft was revised again and again. The tearful farewell words were not produced, but An An sent the message first.
"I'm so annoyed. The pants I just bought are loose again. (Picture of thin white waist)"
Sitting together in the cafeteria, the two young men were stunned. Such explosive scenes, suggestive words, and private topics made them lose all reason.
Gudu, Yang Qiming swallowed.
"I think I'd better write my farewell words tomorrow."
"Yes, brother." Huang Cailang was not good at words, and he held back a sentence for a long time, "Anyway, as the saying goes, it's a great Chinese New Year, and you won't lose anyway, brother."
"That's right, I just need to stay awake." Yang Qiming said, his eyes clear, "Cailang, don't you think this is my chance?"
"What chance?" He was a little confused.
"I heard someone say that if a person suffers all the losses he can when he is young, then his subsequent life will be smooth sailing and he will be well-mannered."
"Ah?" Huang Cairang didn't understand, but he expressed support, "Yes, the old man said that suffering is a blessing."
"It's too small, it's a talent, it's too small." Yang Qiming said solemnly, "How can a man only have laughter and laughter on his way forward?"
"How can there be no storm blocking the way you are determined to go?"
Hearing this, Huang Cailang said.
"That's right, brother."
Although Zhou Yuting has already said that An An is a bad woman who cheats money. Girls understand girls better, and her words are almost inseparable.
If a bad woman is allowed to defraud Brother Yang of his money, Brother Yang will not have the money to treat himself to dinner in the future.
But you can't just think about yourself in everything, you have to think about Brother Yang.
As long as Brother Yang is happy, even if he is not invited to eat. Even if he is hungry for nine meals in three days, he will still follow Brother Yang.
Thinking of this, Huang Cailang almost moved himself.
He looked at Yang Qiming and said firmly.
"Brother, you are so wise."
Chapter completed!