Chapter 212: A mouthful of braised pork turns your intestines, you won’t die after eating it
There were still three minutes before school ended in the afternoon, and Lao Liu sent them back from the office.
"You two take care of yourself!"
"Next time you get caught by me, it won't be as simple as being punished by standing in the office."
Jiang Nian's attitude was correct, "Okay, goodbye, teacher."
Li Hua was so anxious that he had no love in his life.
Damn it, how shameless!
You dog basket sat on the chair the whole time, watching your brother standing and being bitten. You didn't suffer at all, you let your brother suffer all, birth, birth!
When Li Hua came out of the office, he started eating.
Holding Jiang Nian's collar, everyone turned red.
"Damn it, your father is the principal? Damn it, Lao Liu is so mean, he will risk his life to protect you, and then you will be slapped in the face by your brothers."
"Tsk, you're in a hurry." Jiang Nian smiled and pushed his hand away.
Li Hua is indeed a little anxious.
There are several women hanging around Jiang Nian, but I'm not angry. Anyway, it's not the first day I've been alive, and I've long since despaired of this stupid world that only cares about people's faces.
Facts have proved that boys with average appearance and charming personality can only attract fake Nantong.
She spent the whole day reviewing the Heimlich pregnancy method in class, pushing her thick breasts back and forth.
The big-breasted beautiful girl that was picked up was all sucked away by the handsome one.
but!
Li Hua didn't understand that Lao Liu was still hanging around Jiang Nian.
Was the murderer caught by Jiang Nian?
The two of them just stepped into the classroom and immediately welcomed the end of school.
Jiang Nian was not in a hurry to grab food. He planned to eat in the dormitory cafeteria in the afternoon.
First of all, he likes to be exposed to both rain and dew. Do you like your brother's meal card in Sao Canteen, eh? Tell me, do you like your brother's big meal card?
Secondly, there were fewer people in the dormitory cafeteria in the afternoon, and the quality of the food was also poor.
The only drawback is that it's too far.
Jiang Nian has no shortage of time now, and he can occasionally wander over for a meal in the afternoon and then come back.
As for wasting study time, I can't say that at all. After the results are close to the Li Hua line, if you want to achieve qualitative changes through quantitative changes, unless you have forty-eight hours a day, there is little point in practicing harder.
Moreover, Qingbao has already planned an advanced learning path for him, and it is past time for him to become a top student.
Now comes the technique section, light gathering, slow twisting, applying and then picking.
As for the effect, we will leave it to the six-city joint examination at the end of the month to test it.
People in the classroom walked out, and Jiang Nian walked in against the flow of people.
He wanted to drink some water before going to eat, but Lao Liu had just taken him out from his afternoon self-study. He drank two sips of hot tea in the office, and the more he drank, the thirstier he became.
Before he could return to his seat, he was grabbed.
When she turned around and found that it was Chen Yunyun, she first smiled and then asked calmly.
"Where are you going to eat this afternoon?"
"What's going on in the dormitory and cafeteria?"
"We'll just go together then. By the way." Chen Yunyun rolled her eyes, "Yuhe and I are going back to the dormitory to fetch water. It's the same as before, how about that?"
Jiang Nian thought about it. It would be more interesting to eat with Chen Yunyun and Wang Yuhe than to eat alone. Maybe he could win a few pieces of meat from the elementary school students before eating.
Kill three birds with one stone and win the pot.
"Okay, wait for me to drink some water."
"Okay." Chen Yunyun responded crisply, "Then let's go out first and wait for you in the corridor outside."
"Um."
Jiang Nian returned to his seat and found that Zhang Ningzhi had not left. He couldn't help but drink water and said with satisfaction.
"Aren't you going to eat after school?"
Zhang Ningzhi glanced at him and said quietly.
"You are in a hurry to eat, so it's hard for you to worry about it."
Jiang Nian was stunned, "What?"
"It's nothing, you go to eat." Zhang Ningzhi was lying on the table doing homework and said dullly, "I will write for a while and then go to eat later."
She wasn't actually unhappy, she was just a little bit annoyed. She had been in this class for a month and a half, and she had made less friends than Jiang Nian.
As we all know.
The relationships in high school classes are distributed in groups, and they basically play in small groups. There are a few who are popular and can pick up a handful of melon seeds and wander around.
Osaiban is no exception.
It cannot be said that there is a gap between the various small groups, but they certainly cannot play together. At most, they can talk a few words and occasionally have some social interaction.
After Jiang Nian came, the situation was completely different.
No matter which small group he belongs to, everyone has a good relationship with him anyway. He is very tolerant and can even become a bridge between small groups.
She asked Yao Beibei.
Jiang Nian was the only one who accomplished this, and he didn't even push it deliberately.
Quite unreasonable.
Generally speaking, the more friends a person has, the fewer good friends he will have. But Jiang Nian not only lost friends, but also seemed to assimilate everyone with ease.
In fact, Jiang Nian didn't go out of his way to make friends, nor did he put much thought into them. He focused on being truthful, helping whenever he needed help, and not caring too much about temporary gains and losses.
Because he has too many friends, he is a social butterfly above all others.
Zhang Ningzhi watched Jiang Nian, Chen Yunyun and the others playing, chatting, and making dinner appointments. In any case, she felt a little bit amused in her heart, and felt like she was watching a sneaky cat.
Seeing this, Jiang Nian smiled.
He leaned down to see if Zhang Ningzhi was doing his homework. Just as he was about to make a sneak attack, Zhang Ningzhi turned his head to the wall and refused to sell his sword.
Jiang Nian laughed and felt a little regretful.
"By the way, would you like to bring you a piece of wine-filled chocolate later?"
Zhang Ningzhi still kept lying on the table and hesitated for a while. His voice was a little muffled, and his response had a hint of anger.
"don't want."
"Forget it, if you don't want to eat, I'll give it to Li Hua." Jiang Nian gestured to get up.
Suddenly, Zhang Ningzhi stood up from the table and turned around with bright eyes.
"Then I want it. It would be a waste to give it to the team leader."
"Hahaha, Li Hua will scream loudly again when he hears it." Jiang Nian laughed and said, "Okay, if you don't give it to Li Hua, giving it to him would be a waste of natural resources."
"Okay." Zhang Ningzhi's purple-grape eyes narrowed.
The smile on Jiang Nian's face had not faded yet, and he was about to say something.
Suddenly, there was a ding in my mind.
A translucent task panel pops up, showing that the task has been completed.
He was stunned.
Just turning her head to look at Zhang Ningzhi, her emotions were so cautious. She didn't even notice that she had already completed a roller coaster-like oscillation.
"What's wrong?" Zhang Ningzhi asked curiously.
"Oh, it's okay." Jiang Nian smiled, "I'm going to ask later if there are wine-filled chocolates with durian filling. Don't you like durian?"
"Is there such a thing?" Zhang Ningzhi asked curiously.
"Just look for it. If you don't find it, forget it."
"Okay."
Dormitory area, outside the water room.
Jiang Nian watched Chen Yunyun and Wang Yuhe carrying thermos bottles to fetch water. He leisurely took out his mobile phone and took a look at the text message, which showed that 50,000 yuan had been received.
The good thing about money is that it can buy everything except everything that cannot be bought.
For example, if you give your mother 2,000 yuan for a bag, it doesn’t mean that you can only afford a 2,000 yuan bag. But, 2,000 yuan is more cost-effective. You may go directly to LV tomorrow. What can a 2,000 yuan bag bring?
Except for two thousand yuan less, everything can be brought. To put it bluntly, it is a light luxury. At least she can earn a little face in the small circle where she works.
The bag is not expensive, nor does it show off one's wealth.
Jiang Nian still remembers that when he was sick when he was a child, his mother would hold his face and kiss him. Then she would take him to buy delicious food, and then the illness would be cured inexplicably.
At that time, he said that when he grew up, he would treat his mother to delicious food all over the street.
Thinking about it now, I still feel a little naive.
After all, people have grown up and cannot do the intimate gestures they did when they were children. There is no need to organize some embarrassing programs to break the current situation of people hating dogs.
He casually browsed the shopping app and bought a few storage gadgets he needed for his room.
As for why I don’t buy it for my parents, it’s just because I know what it is. If I really want to make things awkward, I’ll buy bags and bracelets and lick them all.
My mother would only reasonably suspect that he had made a female classmate at school pregnant.
Things can't be dealt with anymore, so I feel guilty and try to be sensible first to try to gain a good impression.
It's not necessary anyway.
After a while, Chen Yunyun and Wang Yuhe came out. They placed the thermos bottles along the wall, and the two women's thermos bottles were placed close to each other.
"Let's go."
"Okay, let's take a seat upstairs." Jiang Nian swallowed his words mid-sentence, coughed and smiled awkwardly, "It's not a good word, it's easy to say."
Chen Yunyun had long been accustomed to it and had no reaction.
"Maybe there's not a lot of people here, so I don't know what's being cooked today."
"As long as it's not a carrot meeting, I'm not too picky." Jiang Nian looked indifferent and spread his hands and said, "Anyway, I choose chicken legs with rice, what about you?"
"Celery, maybe tofu, I don't know if it's available." Chen Yunyun hesitated for a moment.
"I want to eat braised pork." Wang Yuhe said.
Jiang Nian paused and looked at her.
"Who asked you?"
"You!!" Wang Yuhe was furious in an instant. His vocabulary was very small and he couldn't speak clearly. Tears welled up in his eyes, "I asked myself if I can't do it!"
"Yuhe, leave him alone." Chen Yunyun comforted her and glanced at Jiang Nian with a resentful look, "You too, don't always bully her."
Jiang Nian laughed and didn't take it seriously.
What's wrong with bullying elementary school students based on their ability? Is there a problem? No problem.
The three of them went up to the second floor, and there were only three or four people lining up at the dining window. Taking advantage of the gap in the queue, Jiang Nian took a look and saw that all the dishes mentioned by the three were available.
The cafeteria in the dormitory is functioning stably and has a good reputation.
Jiang Nian had chicken legs with rice, but he was a little hungry for braised pork. When he turned around, he saw a spoonful full of it lying on the stainless steel dinner plate of an elementary school student. Auntie probably likes stupid food.
Maybe it was because there weren't many people around in the afternoon, so I prepared a big spoonful of braised pork for Wang Yuhe.
The braised pork is full of soup, which makes Jiang Nian unable to take his eyes away. If he eats it with rice and turns his intestines, he will die on the spot after eating it.
I have to find a way to take a bite.
"What's wrong with you?" Seeing him in a daze, Chen Yunyun couldn't help but asked curiously.
"Nothing." Although Jiang Nian wanted to eat, he did not lose his composure. He glanced at Chen Yunyun's plate and asked, "Why do you eat so vegetarian?"
"Short of money? Swipe my card."
"No, no, it's not." Chen Yunyun was a little embarrassed, pursed her lips and looked away, "I feel a little fatter recently and want to lose weight."
"You're not fat. Where's the weight? Let me see." Jiang Nian was holding chopsticks at the window and kept walking around Chen Yunyun, looking up, down, left and right.
Chen Yunyun covered her face, feeling extremely embarrassed.
"Don't look at it, I'm just getting fat anyway, let's go, let's eat."
Jiang Nian slightly expressed regret for this.
Being perfunctory means that the feelings fade away after all.
I sell electronic scales. If you are fat, you will know by touching it.
After taking a seat.
Jiang Nian and the two women sat face to face. Wang Yuhe looked at the braised pork and swallowed his saliva. Chen Yunyun looked at Jiang Nian, and Jiang Nian looked sideways at Wang Yuhe's braised pork.
"Ahem, Wang Yuhe, why don't you come and make a bet?"
"Huh?" She was about to eat, but she couldn't help but raise her head when she heard this, "What kind of bet?"
Jiang Nian picked up a fallen disposable chopstick from the dining table at the back.
He pointed to the black trash can halfway across the canteen and said.
"Do you believe that I can throw this chopstick into that trash can?"
Wang Yuhe glanced at the chopsticks in Jiang Nian's hand, and then at the trash can ten meters away. After doing some calculations in his mind, he shook his head and said.
"Don't believe it."
"Well, if I sit down and throw these chopsticks into the trash can now." Jiang Nian smiled and said, "Then your plate of braised pork belongs to me, how about it?"
Wang Yuhe frowned, reluctant to part with the braised pork, but he didn't believe Jiang Nian could throw it in either.
"What if you lost?"
Jiang Nian smiled slightly and said bewitchingly.
"Nothing to say, I'll give you the chicken legs."
Chen Yunyun instinctively felt something was wrong and persuaded her.
"Stop making trouble."
Wang Yuhe glanced at the chicken drumsticks on Jiang Nian's plate, hesitated for a while and nodded.
"It's a deal!"
As soon as she finished speaking, Jiang Nian waved his arm.
The disposable bamboo chopsticks circled in the air, forming a parabola, and were successfully thrown into the black trash can.
At this moment, the whole house was silent.
Wang Yuhe's face was startled for a moment, then quickly collapsed.
Because she found that Jiang Nian, a shameless man, had not even hit the ground before the chopsticks he threw. He had already taken the chopsticks and went straight to pick up his own braised pork.
"You!!! You cheated!"
"Hey, you can't afford it, can you?" Jiang Nian had already picked up a piece of braised pork.
"Uuuuuuuuu, I beg you, don't eat it." Wang Yuhe burst into tears.
Jiang Nian ate more happily. This is the correct way to open the small skills.
The smaller the ability, the smaller the responsibility.
Chen Yunyun covered her face, not daring to look at passers-by, and took the initiative.
"Stop bullying her, I'll share your order."
Jiang Nian raised his head and made a sound.
"I'm not vegetarian."
In fact, Jiang Nian only tried to scare Wang Yuhe. After eating two or three pieces of braised pork, he stopped and did not take away the whole portion for her, leaving half of it for her.
By the way, I gave her some chicken drumsticks, which made the primary school student burst into tears and laugh.
Chen Yunyun was completely embarrassed after eating a meal. She could only comfort herself silently in her heart. This was her choice. She chose it by herself. No one can blame her.
evening.
After returning to the classroom, Zhang Ningzhi was not there.
Jiang Nian took out the three wine-filled chocolates he bought from his pocket and arranged them on her table. Then he sat down and took a sip of water, then clicked on the task panel.
Inside lies a diamond-shaped crystal-like memory fragment (virtual prop).
Chapter completed!