Three classes passed in one afternoon, and the last was a small self-study.
Jiang Nian couldn't help but ask.
"Byd, where is friend Zeng?"
"He asked for leave, saying it was acute gastroenteritis caused by the change of seasons." Li Hua said, "But he was still alive and kicking in the morning. He probably just didn't want to go to class."
Jiang Nian was stunned and said sadly.
"Being absent from school in the senior year of high school is no different from a dog missing a bicycle ride."
Zhang Ningzhi, who had been bored all afternoon, was attracted and couldn't help but ask.
“What happens if a dog misses one more bike ride?”
Jiang Nian let out a hey and said without thinking.
"Then you have to ask Li Hua."
"Akaashi Akaashi Akaishi!" Li Hua made a sharp blast, as if he was going to die in the next second after hearing this bad comment, "You are too vicious!"
But his behavior was quickly interrupted by the Discipline Inspection Commission, and he immediately became honest again.
School was about to end in a few minutes, and Yu Zhiyi, who was on duty for afternoon self-study on the podium, stood up, packed up his things, and prepared to return to his seat.
Li Hua pretended to move his neck and glanced at Yu Zhiyi secretly.
When his eyes returned to normal, he tilted his head and was arrested on the spot by Jiang Nian, who couldn't help but be stunned.
Jiang Nian smiled and revealed his mobile phone camera from the sleeve of his long-sleeved coat.
Li Hua will never laugh again, no brother, you are a big deal!
Is monitoring the only thing left between people?
"No, brother Jiu Yaonian, can you delete it?" Li Hua was convinced, what a surveillance dragon, "Don't catch my brother Huo Huo, okay?"
Jiang Nian smiled and said nothing, and slowly put away his mobile phone.
"Not turned on."
"What the hell!"
"I lied to you, it's open."
"Brother, what do you want to eat this afternoon?" Li Hua said with a smooth expression, "I recommend the chicken leg rice in the canteen. The four dishes and one soup are versatile and nutritious."
"Hey, why are you so polite?" Jiang Nian declined.
Li Hua put on a smile and said solemnly.
"I just love spending money on my brothers."
Hearing this, Ma Guojun came over with a smile on his fat face.
"Hey, I want to eat too."
Li Hua turned around and said, "You are not my brother, you are a singer."
Zeng You woke up and found that it was dark outside the window.
Thump thump! Tick!
"Students, class time is up, please return to the classroom quickly and prepare for class."
He straightened up from the bed, still a little dazed.
It took me a while to remember that I had asked for leave, so I started sleeping in the afternoon and slept until night.
Gululu, he is hungry.
He touched his stomach and found it was flat.
After I came back from the parent-teacher conference in the morning, I was so fascinated by the novel that I watched Three P.M.
I wanted to go downstairs to buy something, but I was too sleepy and fell asleep.
I haven't eaten for a day, and my hands and feet are a little exhausted.
He looked at the time and saw that it was early seven o'clock in the trenches. This was the second period of self-study in the evening. He hoped that the first floor of the dormitory was unlocked, but there was a high probability that he would not be able to get out.
Thinking of this, Zeng You walked all the way downstairs.
The door on the first floor was indeed locked. He walked upstairs with a depressed look. When he reached the third floor, he suddenly stopped. There was movement in the bedroom directly opposite the corridor.
He listened carefully for a while, and there was a vague and faint sound.
Zeng You was shocked, this is a men’s dormitory!
It's even more scary.
He swallowed. People will burst out with courage when they are afraid. He took a deep breath and looked through the peephole gently.
Most of the dormitory doors in Building 5 have a fan-shaped peephole, but they are usually blocked with torn textbooks or donated CDs.
This dormitory seems to be free of congestion, but it is actually a gamble.
Who the hell is clapping?
Zeng You looked through the cat's eye and saw that the eye first went dark. The cone cells went off and the rod cells started working. It took three seconds to go from light to dark.
In those three seconds, he could only hear the breathing in the dormitory and the sound of his heart beating violently, which seemed particularly noisy in this dark environment.
Finally, he saw clearly, a vague outline in the darkness.
Damn, they are a couple.
I vaguely heard a female voice, "Brother, guess what I am doing?"
In a brightly lit classroom.
Lin Dong stared at the newly popped up message and couldn't help but touch his chin.
"It's actually voice."
Lin Dong didn't understand what it meant when he clicked the voice-to-text button. He thought to himself that this woman was probably sick and didn't say anything. Who knows what you were doing.
However, out of revenge, he continued to lay the hook and replied.
"Didn't hear clearly."
Sure enough, a second, longer voice message popped up.
It was the second period of evening self-study at this time, and the classroom was quiet, except for the occasional cough.
He wanted to listen, but he didn't have any headphones, so he turned around and asked.
"A Cheng, do you have headphones?"
Sun Zhicheng was in a daze all afternoon, his mind was in a mess.
The person who blocked the shot in the morning was Chen Yunyun's father, and he blocked it three times in a row. This block was not a block, it was clearly a marriage line that was not long in my life.
Hearing Lin Dong's voice, he slowly came back to his senses.
"What?"
"Headphones Smecta."
"I didn't bring Smecta."
"You are a piece of trash, Smecta." Lin Dong was convinced.
He asked around the group one by one, but found that Chen Yunyun and Wang Yuhe were not with them either. Turning around, he happened to meet the eyes of his former brother Yang Qiming.
The other party acted as if nothing had happened and put on his headphones.
Lin Dong didn't want to borrow it from him, so he pretended not to see it and decided to take a gamble.
As long as you adjust the sound to the first level and cover it tightly with your hands, no sound will be leaked.
Buzz, a message popped up in the dormitory group.
It's that b*tch Zeng You.
Lin Dong's fingers were almost touching the voice strip, and he decided to read Zeng You's message later.
QQ starts!
An unexpected, rather high-pitched cry sounded in the classroom where a pindrop could be heard.
At that moment, Lin Dong wanted to die and was not joking.
"What's the sound?" Pioneer Li Hua stood up directly, his eyes patrolling the classroom, "Damn it, did someone shout just now?"
Jiang Nian stopped writing and looked up, "Something burned."
The class hooted, and the cheers sounded like an overwhelming force. Then they looked at Lin Dong's group and burst into laughter.
"My family owns a supermarket, and this is just sweeping goods. I will go to hell if I hear this."
"Let's do it again, brother."
"If you listen to the sound of nature and your ears are temporarily clear, from now on, fish will enter the sea and birds will ascend to the sky, and they will no longer be fettered."
"Haha, what kind of bird bond is this?"
The class suddenly became noisy, and Discipline Inspection Committee Cai Xiaoqing had to take action.
Zhang Ningzhi was curious and poked Jiang Nian.
"What was that sound just now?"
"It's nothing, just play tricks on the documents." Jiang Nian didn't want to contaminate Zhizhi's ears, so he found an excuse to fool him, "Don't worry about it, just keep doing your homework."
Zhang Ningzhi was confused and nodded.
"oh."
"Damn it, damn it, I was scared to death." Zeng You leaned on the stairs and sent a group message to the dormitory, "Someone lined up in the dormitory and screamed so loudly."
"I just looked inside, and they were smiling at me. Damn, it was so scary. The man even told me not to leave, and that he would come out and beat me up."
"Brothers, I'm scared to death. Someone come and save me!" After a while, someone in the dormitory group replied.
Lin Dong: "I'm already dead."
The same thing happens every year: "The dormitory building, right? Wait, I'll bring someone over here."
Zeng You was overjoyed and typed tremblingly.
"good."
After a few seconds, I felt something was wrong again.
"No, Jiang Nian, how did you get into our dormitory group?"
Looking alike every year: "Because I am the emperor. After many days, the great Emperor Nian has returned to his loyal 514 dormitory. Do you have any questions?"
Zeng You: "."
"Don't question, believe first." Jiang Nian said again, "Don't panic, team members are here for reinforcements."
Zeng You was really hungry and chose to trust his team members.
"Brother, bring me something to eat."
Jiang Nian: "Okay."
In the classroom, Discipline Inspection Committee Cai Xiaoqing looked at the empty sixth group and fell into deep thought.
"What do you mean, everyone has to go to the toilet?"
Jiang Nian nodded, "Drink too much water."
Wu Jun once said, "I can't hold it in any longer."
Li Hua: "Prime Minister Cai, I'm about to pinch myself."
Cai Xiaoqing: "."
Being a disciplinary committee member in this class can be quite helpless sometimes.
"Okay."
Jiang Nian and others rushed out of the classroom with a Wuhu cry, and rushed to the dormitory without stopping. Lin Dong followed, but the smile on his face was a little forced.
Li Hua saw Lin Dong's sadness and patted him on the shoulder.
"It's okay, it will pass."
"Really?" Lin Dong was a little moved.
Li Hua laughed loudly, "It's fake, because I mentioned this matter repeatedly in the next six months or so."
Lin Dong's face turned dark and he took the lead in walking forward.
"Hua, don't be too immoral." Jiang Nian took some food out of the canteen and helped Zeng You, who was about to starve to death. "Why is Brother Jun here to join in the fun?"
Wu Jungu followed at the end of the team and said "Ah" when he heard the words.
"We are in the same dormitory, go and have a look."
"Let's go, breaking news, don't let them get away." Jiang Nian sighed again, "It's a pity that Ma Guojun refused to come, so no one will block the corridor."
"Stop talking nonsense, we can just catch him." Li Hua said.
Wu Jungu interrupted, "You don't even know him, so why should you arrest him?"
"I know Lin Dong. He even added that woman on QQ." Jiang Nian laughed loudly and looked at the door of the dormitory getting closer and said, "It's all pure love, no adulterers."
Li Hua suddenly felt guilty when he thought about what happened in the afternoon.
Although the breakup is over, it doesn't sound good to tell anyone. It's all Jiang Nian's fault. I don't know if he filmed it or not. He will keep his secret for the rest of his life.
Hearing this, Lin Dong was speechless.
The person who was kicked into the green belt was not you, and the person who was forced to play was not you either. You are a bitch, standing and talking does not hurt your back.
Damn, today’s point is really memorized.
"Uncle, our classmate is locked in the dormitory. Let's take him back to class."
Downstairs, despite repeated calls, the dormitory manager took the key and opened the door.
"Which dormitory are you in?"
The three of them said in unison, "301."
"Does it take so many people to open a lock?" The dormitory manager was dubious.
"The key fell off, let's try first to see if we can use another key to open it." Jiang Nian said without changing his expression, "If that doesn't work, you have to pick the lock. There are more people than strength."
When the dormitory manager heard this, he had no choice but to open the door.
"Go, don't linger."
"Thank you, uncle."
Several people thanked him one by one and ran upstairs, making the stairs creak.
The dormitory manager listened for a while on the first floor with his ears perked up. After a while, there was a violent knock on the door, mixed with sounds like "Open the door quickly!" "Why is it locked?"
"A bunch of bastards."
Third floor.
Zeng You bit into the sandwich bread and wolfed it down while pointing to the doorway.
"There's definitely someone inside!"
"It's so embarrassing. You can't get along with the people in our fourth class!" Lin Dong was furious. He had never been so disgusted. "Call the grade leader!"
"Are you still crazy?" Li Hua kicked the door of the dormitory and commanded, "Hit me, call me right away. I like to see people who hang out like this get fired."
Ji Mingzhen, the grade leader, was shaken here, bringing the head teacher of dormitory 301 with him.
On the second floor of the cafeteria, a window faces the corridor of dormitory building 5.
Jiang Nian, Lin Dong, Li Hua, Wu Jungu, and Zeng You stood there, stretching their necks to see what was going on in the dormitory building opposite.
Lin Dong suddenly realized.
"Brother Nian, damn, you are really bad. Why did you buy a lock?"
"If it's locked, people can't get out." Li Hua shook his head, "Damn it, this guy is really black from head to toe."
"Don't be embarrassed. People have escaped. Aren't you afraid of being retaliated by a mad dog?" Jiang Nian glanced at him and said, "Go back, everyone has been arrested."
Several people agreed and walked along the dim school road toward the teaching building.
"Do you think they will be fired?"
"It's hard to say. It's possible that he is just on probation."
"What if that person finds out that we reported him?"
"You kid, will you die if you say something auspicious?"
"Don't panic, let's activate it first..."
"What else can I do? Just fuck him."
The few people exchanged words with each other without any clue, but their hearts were still excited. It seemed as if they had done something earth-shattering, and only a few were left in the end.
Study in the evening after school.
The third floor of the high school was bustling with people, students were everywhere going home to go to bed.
Jiang Nian and Xu Qianqian walked side by side on the stairs, surrounded by noisy sounds.
Occasionally, someone talks about some gossip, and the word "men's bed" is particularly frequent.
After going downstairs, Xu Qianqian was freed from the crowd and breathed a sigh of relief.
"Jiang Nian, do you want to hear some gossip?" She turned around with her schoolbag on her back and said seriously, "How about you treat me to fish balls and I'll tell you?"
"Gossip in the men's bedroom?" Jiang Nian looked a little weird, wondering if this thing spread so quickly?
"How do you know?" Xu Qianqian was stunned.
"Bouxing, I'm a good student, how can I have time to pay attention to these things?" Jiang Nian said contemptuously, "Stop testing me, do you think I will be interested?"
Xu Qianqian was stupid, this was nothing.
However, she still ate the fish balls as she wished, and she was extremely satisfied with each bite, but soon she started to feel anxious again.
"Jiang Nian, do you think I will get fat if I eat so much?"
"You're stupid, can't you think of fish balls as cucumbers?" Jiang Nian kindly gave a hint. Besides, Xu Qianqian's flesh grew in the right place.
"Isn't that self-deception?" Xu Qianqian felt something was wrong.
"Yes, it's a cheat meal." Jiang Nian vowed, "Can you look at the calorie value written on the fish balls again?"
Xu Qianqian took a look and shook his head.
"Nothing."
Jiang Nian swallowed a mouthful of fish balls and said, "My sister said it has zero calories. You can eat it without worry."
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