Hearing this, the class burst into laughter again.
"Teacher, it's not a chicken, it's Yang Qiming."
"Hahaha, shit, Mr. Maori Xing has descended to earth, and my brother Yang is really alive."
"Ah, I'm so wet after hearing this. I really want to marry you."
"Damn it, I'm just as good as you. Well, here's the problem, Brother Yang will crow and fly away at the same time."
"Shut the hell up! The English teacher is here!"
Everyone in Qianbao was confused, listening to everyone in the class talking about each other. She probably understood the matter, but she still couldn't believe it.
"Yang Qiming, stand up."
The latter stood up awkwardly, regretting that he crowed like a chicken.
"Teacher, I was wrong."
"I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just curious about what you call it." Xibao looked like he was having fun, "Well, you can learn it again and I'll listen."
Hearing this, the class burst into laughter again.
Yang Qiming couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed and scratched his head.
When the people in the class saw this, they immediately started to boo.
"Brother Yang, our third team has never been timid, so don't lose your place!"
"That's right, brother, don't spoil your fun and come here."
"Isn't it just to imitate a chicken crow? What's so difficult about it." Li Hua said in a three-piece suit, "Man, don't act coy like a girl, come on."
Jiang Nian turned his head and pointed his finger, arresting him on the spot.
"Hey! What's wrong with you, bitch? This is a typical Chinese man's way of thinking. You've got the little red book."
Li Hua became anxious and pointed back.
"Damn it, don't take it out of context."
"Here's the problem. Don't take quotes out of context from the article." Jiang Nian pointed at him and said, "When you said this, didn't you also take it out of context?"
"Akaashi Akaashi Akaashi!"
Zhang Ningzhi put her hands on the table and listened to the childish arguments between Jiang Nian and Li Hua. She couldn't help but hold her little face in her hands and sighed quietly.
Boys are just too childish.
Either he crows like a chicken or he likes to make noises, just like a monkey.
Thinking of this, she secretly glanced at someone and couldn't help but speak.
"Jiang Nian, do you know there is a parent-teacher meeting tomorrow?"
"I know, what's wrong?" Jiang Nian looked confused, thinking that Baby Zhizhi really thought he was mentally retarded, "It's nine-thirty in the morning, I remember it very clearly."
Zhang Ningzhi nodded and continued.
"Yeah, I just don't know which group's turn it is to clean up. So, do you have any idea?"
Hearing this, Jiang Nian's smile disappeared.
He frowned and turned to look at Zhang Ningzhi solemnly. After struggling for a long time, he tentatively asked.
"Exclude our group first, right?"
Zhang Ningzhi shook her head, her pink lips were moist and slightly opened and closed.
"Wrong guess."
Jiang Nian's expression changed and he couldn't help but collapse.
"Fuck, it's spicy!"
Over there, Yang Qiming imitated the crow of a rooster again, this time more like it. Everyone was impressed by his ventriloquism. Qian Bao froze on the spot, and then took the lead in applauding.
Wow, Yang Qiming was alone in the sea of ​​applause.
Even though I have just experienced the pain of betrayal, I am still moved by this bit of friendship between classmates. Even though I am a chicken and a dog, I can still get a sense of accomplishment from it.
At that moment, he realized.
In fact, my brother can also imitate the barking of a dog. He learned it from an old man in the same village. Regardless of whether he came from a good source, it is easier to learn to bark like a dog than a chicken.
No one thinks that my brother wants to perform, haha, only idiots can imitate dog barking.
Yang Qiming restrained his desire to perform and sat down amidst the applause. His expression was calm, his behavior was elegant, and he was quite troubled. He brushed off his clothes and hid his pride of merit and fame deep in his apartment.
"Brother, you are so awesome." Huang Cailang leaned forward and praised Qiming's cousin through Zhou Yuting, and said sincerely, "I want to squat in the circle after hearing this."
"Haha, that's an exaggeration." Yang Qiming waved his hand and said modestly, "It's just a little talent, not worth mentioning."
Zhou Yuting is going to vomit, what weird thing is happening around her!
If you imitate the crowing of a chicken, why not imitate the crowing of a dog?
Now that I have been promoted, I have never had a peaceful day. I am in a state of chaos every day.
Can there be some normal people? Are there not a few normal boys in this class?
"I want jade."
Jiang Nian lay on the table, feeling hopeless in his entire life.
"I can't sleep in tomorrow, the sky is falling. I kind of want to go online and record my journey, and then fast forward to the Don't Laugh Challenge."
Hearing this, Li Hua gave a thumbs up.
"Then the next one in the top 100 will be you, congratulations."
Zhang Ningzhi was confused. She had only heard of the Don’t Laugh Challenge. There were many such videos on the Internet, and they were quite interesting to watch, but she didn’t know what they said.
She felt that she was not up to par with Jiang Nian's thinking, and she couldn't help but feel a little depressed.
Huh, don’t play with yourself.
Although Li Hua couldn't accept it, who made him the team leader? Wu Jungu and Huang Fang accepted the news calmly. They are both emotionally stable brothers and sisters.
Zeng You couldn't stand it anymore, so he had planned to stay up late and read novels.
"Can I not come tomorrow?"
"Okay, find someone to change with you." Li Hua was also more open-minded, "There should be nothing to do tomorrow. I just need to clean up after the parent-teacher meeting."
"Then forget it, alas." Zeng You gave up.
It's not that he has no friends, it's just that he finally finds a vacation where he can sleep until he wakes up naturally. If he doesn't have a life-saving friendship, who will exchange duties with him?
Jiang Nian had something to say, but Zhang Ningzhi suddenly pulled him away. "What's wrong?"
"You! Don't change!" Zhizhi said with a serious face.
"Why?" Jiang Nian was sweating. He felt guilty for targeting me like this. "Lin Dong's father seems to be attending parent-teacher meetings. I'm thinking about him."
"No!" Zhang Ningzhi interrupted him.
"You are a bit overbearing. Aren't you guys so disdainful of me sleeping in?" Jiang Nian was speechless, "I'm just a child."
Li Hua: "Bah, shameless."
Zeng You: "Despicable."
"I want to sneak away." Zhang Ningzhi said angrily.
Huang Fang: "There is a traitor in the group."
The only honest child, Wu Jungu ignored the interference and asked about business.
"What time will you come tomorrow?"
"Nine o'clock, there is no need to come too early." Li Hua explained, "There is no need to clean up in the morning. We can just mop the floor and wipe the blackboard, and the rest is reception."
All members of the sixth group accepted the fate of being maids, and each had their own ideas.
Finished the first period of evening self-study.
Lin Dong left his position and prepared to go to the canteen to buy food.
He made a lot of money yesterday, and the aftertaste is enough for him to live a whole semester. Even if he doesn't ask his parents for pocket money, he can survive until the New Year.
In a good mood, he planned to invite two or three friends to go with him.
"Acheng, do you want to go to the canteen?"
Sun Zhicheng refused because he had something in mind.
It is a pity to lose oneself, but the success of the enemy is even more embarrassing.
Yang Qiming's ventriloquism shocked him deeply, and even made him feel a little sad.
I have been obsessed with pursuing Chen Yunyun for a month or two, and I have lost myself a little. I used to have elegant taste, and my every move showed my style.
Now I am just living a simple life and have given up on improving myself.
He couldn't help but ask, is this really the right thing to do?
Sun Zhicheng thought about it and decided to make changes. He picked up the transformation plan that he failed to do on Monday. The first step to improve his charm is to find himself.
Then it’s time to read. If you don’t read "Guiguzi" while reading, it means that this person has average social experience. He cannot understand the nature of social relationships and does not have a big pattern. The level of the future will be like that, and he can only live a relatively failed life.
Damn it, he kind of wants to be a dog for Gui Guzi.
Ah, my brain is itching, could it be that wisdom is about to activate?
Yang Qiming glanced at him and clicked his tongue.
"ill."
Sun Zhicheng stopped his crazy fantasy, turned to look at Yang Qiming, and said calmly.
"I'm sick, do you have a girlfriend?"
"What kind of bad online name do you have? You kicked the lame man's legs like crazy." Jiang Nian complained, and headed straight to the cafeteria surrounded by Lin Dong and Hu Nianzhong.
He didn't want to go at first, but Lin Dong threatened to pay for the midnight snack.
There's no reason not to eat a late night snack that's just for free.
"Small account, just for fun." Lin Dong chuckled, "I met a girl on Xiaohongshu before, and I had an argument with her for more than a hundred floors."
"The girl's online name was quite sexy at the time, and she seemed to be called 43 Degrees Crazy Beautiful Yangyang. I couldn't argue with her, so I changed it to this one in order to add a little more momentum."
A few people were talking and laughing, and then went into the canteen and bought some meat cakes. Lin Dong went to the canteen and bought three bottles of iced black tea, and each person unscrewed the bottle caps.
The bell rang for evening self-study in the second quarter, and the three of them remained unmoved in the cafeteria.
"Brother Dong, what kind of platform can't be used?" Hu Nianzhong asked in a muffled voice, "I saw someone making money today, and it seems like nothing happened."
Lin Dong didn't answer and said vaguely.
"Ask Brother Nian."
Jiang Nian glanced at him and said, "If something happens, everything will be over."
Hearing this, Hu Nianzhong nodded.
"I understand, brother."
In fact, Jiang Nian didn't want to say anything more. He wasn't involved in the first place. It would be bad to say more, as it would make people feel like he had ulterior motives for saying this.
With high emotional intelligence, everyone has his or her own destiny.
Low emotional intelligence is none of my business.
"Brother Dong, is there any other way?" Hu Nianzhong asked again, "Can you take me with you next time? I will be absolutely obedient and will not go east or west."
Lin Dong hesitated, he only collected some wool occasionally. Chun Chun was just making a fool of himself, but why did this guy seem to have found a differentiated track?
It would be okay if he found the vertical field through the hand, but wouldn't it be a point of no return?
Thinking of this, Lin Dong looked at Jiang Nian, hoping he could say a few words.
"Ahem, Brother Nian, what do you think?"
Jiang Nian was concentrating on eating meat pie and drinking iced black tea, when he was suddenly mentioned. He stopped, chewed slowly, frowned and said slowly.
"My opinion is reserved."
Lin Dong was convinced, Master is really a master at pretending to be confused.
Then I thought about it, I am not Hu Nianzhong's father. If you don't make good friends, you have to take risks. Don't end up splitting the spoils evenly and turning into enemies.
"I think so too, let's take a look."
Night self-study in the third period.
Yao Beibei and Jiang Nian changed places, and she came over to do homework with Zhang Ningzhi and chat with her.
Jiang Nian moved to the back of the classroom and sat in Yao Beibei's seat.
In the front seat is Yu Zhiyi.
Chapter completed!