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Chapter 84 Registration

Registering the identity of two girls who didn't know whether they could be considered "people" was very new to him, but when he sat down in front of Hu Li's form, he realized that this kind of thing was also very new.
As new as it was to him—it probably wasn't unusual at all in the eyes of the Secret Service.
Because the first row of the table is like this:
If you fill in the person who is a long-lived species (more than 1K including 1K average life span), directly fill in the percentage in the age column, and fill in the average life span of this race after the space; if you fill in the person's race that does not have the concept of gender, blacken the gender column; if you fill in
If a person is unable to use a pen-like instrument to write, or if special secretions such as pheromones are used as the main identification feature, the staff will assist in sampling or filling in. Other special circumstances can be explained in the attached form and reviewed and signed by the staff.
Followed by a series of disclaimers, the main content can be summarized in one sentence: The Secret Service knows that there are all kinds of weird things in this place, and we have tried our best to take into account everyone's strange life forms and racial taboos. If there are still
If you feel offended, go to the council.
Yu Sheng sat in front of the table and stared at the large list of disclaimers and filling instructions for a long time. He turned to the second page and saw the official registration of name, gender, age, and address.... He raised his head and glanced at the man sitting next to him.
Xu Wenwen: "...certainly this is not how ordinary people in Jiecheng register for their ID cards, right?"
"Of course," the young Secret Service clerk nodded immediately, "the form for ordinary people is much simpler. This is specially prepared for those "guests" who need to live in the border area for a long time but are not human. After that, it will be given to the two
The ID card prepared by the lady is also a special version - it looks similar to an ordinary ID card, but it will register some information that can only be read by specific equipment of specific departments. If you encounter any trouble in the future, this can be regarded as "
A channel for help and preferential treatment prepared by “special residents”.
"Do you often register this kind of 'business'?" Yu Sheng was a little curious.
"It is definitely much less than the number registered in the files of ordinary residents, but there are also thousands to ten thousand new files every year," Xu Wenwen did not hide anything, "In this place at the junction, there will always be "visitors" from all over the place because
People apply to stay for various reasons.”
Yu Sheng listened carefully, and gradually felt an inexplicable... touch in his heart.
The table in front of him, which contained many strange contents, suddenly gave him a real sense of this bizarre borderland and the world outside of daily life.
On the side, Irene had already grabbed the ballpoint pen that seemed too big for her, and was lying next to the form to fill it out with great effort - this was a quite difficult task for her, especially with that pen.
It was almost as long as her arm, and an A4 paper form was close to half her height. But this time she didn't mean to ask for help. Instead, she wrote very seriously and worked hard, and she even seemed to be in high spirits.
.
Yu Sheng also lowered his head and filled in the name of "Hu Li" on the form in front of him very carefully. Then he got stuck on the next item.
"Benefactor?" Miss Fox also noticed Yu Sheng's movements and asked curiously.
"...How old are you this year?" Yu Sheng looked at the demon fox girl in front of him with a strange expression, but as soon as he finished speaking, he felt something was wrong, "Um... No, I have to ask about the average of your race first.
How long is your lifespan? Isn’t it right? One year in your age is converted into one year in the border area?”
Hu Li tilted his head, and his big silver-white furry ears twitched in the air, as if he didn't react.
After two or three seconds, she hesitated and said: "About, more than two hundred years old? We will be adults at one hundred and eighty, but I don't know how long I can live. My parents said that if you live until you don't want to live anymore, just go."
Return to the great road', but they say that is not death, but becoming a member of the people in heaven..."
Yu Sheng: "..."
He looked at the clerk girl beside him for help.
Xu Wenwen raised her finger and pointed at the age column: "Just fill in 'especially able to live'." Yu Sheng: "...that's okay too!?"
"If you think this is not formal enough, you can just fill in 'I don't know'," Xu Wenwen said seriously, "A lot of people fill in like this every year, because some races are particularly lively and have no clear concept of lifespan.
There are also races that rapidly iterate through life and death in cycles of several years, and their ages are simply not marked by 'years and months', but by 'generations', and they themselves can't figure it out."
Yu Sheng opened his mouth and looked at the next column: "...I don't know where my birthplace is, how should I fill it in?"
Xu Wenwen still looked serious: "Then write 'outside'. Those outside the border areas and whose origins are unknown can be filed together." Yu Sheng's expression was a little dull: "...where is the race?"
Xu Wenwen stretched out her hand and pointed: "Tick 'Attachment', and then turn to the last page. There is an attachment. See if any of them feel suitable." Yu Sheng then turned to the last page of the pile of forms.
, a dense pile of options waiting to be checked popped into his sight.
At first glance, he saw a "Remarks" written in the last column of the form: If your race has variable characteristics, please select "Mimicry". If your race is not in any optional column, please fill in "To be added."
", we will open a separate course for you as soon as possible.
There was a hint of amazement in Yu Sheng's expression, and when he looked up at Xu Wenwen, there was a bit of admiration in his eyes: "Your normal work should be... complicated, right?"
"Fortunately, I actually work in the logistics department, and the Special Archives Department is directly responsible for managing these things. They are really busy. No matter whether the male or female colleagues have too much hair," Xu Wenwen said, raising her finger to point to a certain area in the check area.
Xiang, "Choose this, 'animal spirit or humanoid form'."
Yu Sheng glanced at it and frowned slightly: "Why not choose 'fairy spirit'? I think it is quite suitable..."
"There are ethnic group preferential treatment, and you can get half fare on the subway," Xu Wenwen said casually, "And her tail looks a little more in the direction of 'animal spirit'. But this has no effect. If you feel it is inappropriate, you can fill in something else."
, just choose from the 'Humanoid' category, usually no one takes it too seriously."
The more Yu Sheng wrote, the more amazed he became. He stretched his neck and glanced at Irene, and saw that the little doll was seriously checking the box of "Higher Doll or Alchemy Humanoid", and also wrote a special note in the remarks.
"From Alice's Cabin".
After a while, the form was finally filled out.
To be honest, this is not even easier than writing homework for Little Red Riding Hood - there are too many messy and weird contents on the form. There are many contents that Yu Sheng would not even be able to imagine if he had not seen them with his own eyes and heard Xu Wenwen's explanations.
those words
It can be used for "identity registration". No wonder I need on-site assistance from Secret Service personnel when writing this. If no one helps, the two projects "Thinking Type" and "Neuroevolutionary Classification" are enough to make a living.
One day...
But on the other hand, there are many contents in these two forms that are incredibly loose, and there are many items that cannot be filled in. Yu Sheng directly followed Xu Wenwen's instructions and filled in "don't know", "random", and "arbitrary"
"" and other words, until the end, he even began to doubt the professionalism of the Secret Service...
"Actually, you don't have to worry. This form is designed according to the principle of maximizing adaptability. Generally speaking, when an 'outsider' registers his identity at the border area, he only needs to fill in a quarter of the content on the form.
enough to accurately describe his origin, purpose and personality
Characteristics of people," Xu Wenwen patiently answered Zhou Ming's doubts, "We cannot expect that a registration form will have enough binding force on outsiders. The junction can operate smoothly until now because there is an extremely large and complex system.
Effective management systems are in place.”
As she spoke, she took out a small device and placed it on the table: "Next, collect biometric information. Since both of you are humanoid, how about collecting fingerprints?" Irene raised her finger: "I don't have fingerprints.
"
Xu Wenwen was dumbfounded: "...The blood...the doll has no blood...what about collecting hair? Well, the doll seems to be very resistant to this, what about scraping some body surface debris? What about the ones on the arms?
That’s it.”
Aileen sighed: "When you scrape it off, it becomes lotus root powder." Xu Wenwen: "...?"
"It's a long story," Yu Sheng covered his forehead, "Her current body is temporary. Otherwise, you'd better not collect it. You won't be able to collect anything useful anyway... They are all bought from the supermarket.
material.”
"That's okay. The director told me that it can be more relaxed," Xu Wenwen said with a subtle expression. She picked up the two forms and glanced at them briefly. Then she sighed and looked at Irene, "Ai
Miss Lin, the column 'General form or physical characteristics' is not allowed.
Instead of "good-looking", you should fill in "humanoid".... Forget it, I'll help you rewrite this page. Finally, you need to sign for confirmation. You two should prepare it, I will give it to you later.
You guys take a photo. Miss Huli, can you hide your ears?"
The beaver then picked off his own ears and threw them into his tail.
Xu Wenwen: "..Ah?!"
The next second, the young clerk suddenly realized what she had just witnessed was outrageous. She turned to look at Yu Sheng: "Mr. Yu, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she just did something...
"Calm down," Yu Sheng had expected this scene for a long time, but at this time he started to enlighten the other party, "You are already working in the Secret Service, so you should think more broadly." Xu Wenwen: "...
After trying to calm down for a long time, the clerk finally controlled her expression, and then pulled out another form and sent it to Yu Sheng. "Well, this is the registration document you want. Before the identity documents of the two ladies take effect,
You can fill this out first."
Yu Sheng's heart suddenly moved, and he immediately took the pieces of printing paper over. "General Registration Form for Independent Operating Organizations/Groups/Offices in the Junction Area" Yu Sheng showed a smile on his face.
Chapter completed!
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