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Chapter 161 Erin’s amazing cooking skills

After hearing Yu Sheng's reply, Little Red Riding Hood said nothing. She just sat quietly on the grass, as if she was thinking about the problem, or just in a daze.
After a while, Yu Sheng heard her whisper: "This place is so quiet, there are no squirrels or wolves."
"Why do I feel so unlucky when you say that? It's as if five hundred swordsmen are going to jump out of the grass nearby in the next second." Yu Sheng looked around awkwardly, and his eyes fell on the girl again.
On the body, "Um...are you okay? You look tired?"
"Nonsense, I'm a senior in high school," Little Red Riding Hood rolled her eyes, "and I fell asleep in chemistry class."
Yu Sheng didn't expect such a practical answer, and was a little dazed for a moment. The girl in front of him smiled and shook her head without waiting for his response: "I was not happy to go to school at first, especially after going through the 'awakening' stage.
, after knowing what is going to happen in the future... I had a big quarrel with my previous 'parent', and you heard the content of the quarrel... Isn't it a bit stupid?"
Yu Sheng said nothing.
Little Red Riding Hood didn't care whether Yu Sheng answered her or not.
"Now, I occasionally have similar arguments with those half-grown children," she said to herself. "They can't understand why the orphanage wants them to go to school and study step by step. Those who are in better condition have to specialize.
They are arranged to go to a school for ordinary people, or even if the situation is bad, they have to take classes with teachers in a compound. For almost everyone, the things they learn will never be put to use, they will not graduate, and they will not be able to work.
At that time, there would be no chance to become a designer, a technician, a driver...
"Actually, they are right, this is really a waste of time - if you look at it from the perspective that each child has only lived an average of more than ten years so far.
"But the 'parent' who took care of me told me that there should be hope in life - if the world doesn't give us hope, then there is something wrong with the world. If we don't have hope, that's because of us.
own affairs.
"In this world, there are very few things we can control, and too many things will not develop as you expect, so in the end, your 'mentality' becomes the only thing that still belongs to you... Although, it
Many times it is not so easy to control.
"She also said that it is difficult for us to live a complete life, but we can find a way to make the life before adulthood complete... She also asked me not to smoke, not to drink, not to do bad things, and to learn something and understand the world.
How wide, she said, it is very, very easy for people to become bad, and giving up on oneself is the easiest thing, so we should do some challenging things, such as being a good student..."
Little Red Riding Hood talked to herself, talking a lot, then took a long breath, lay on her back on the gray but soft grass, and looked at the equally gray sky above.
"Actually, it's not a very powerful principle. She can't explain it. After all, when she left, she was only eighteen years old - she didn't even have time to get a driver's license."
Yu Sheng turned his head and looked at the girl lying on the grass: "But she taught you well."
"It's not that good. I still didn't listen to a lot of what she said. For example, don't fight with others. She had some truths, but I still don't agree with them. But what can I do? I can't refute her now anyway."
."
"Too."
The two of them became quiet again.
Little Red Riding Hood just stared at the gray sky in a daze for a while. After an unknown amount of time, she suddenly broke the silence: "This place is so quiet..."
"You just sighed once."
"No, what I mean is - this dream of yours is so boring. Is this the only grassland in this place?" Little Red Riding Hood turned over and sat up, "Dreams, at least shouldn't be... weird and complicated, shouldn't they be? This place
Why is it like...an afterlife?"
"Why did you pick it up?" Yu Sheng's eyes twitched, "Wouldn't it be better to have a quiet dream? If you have had enough rest here, go back - find a higher place to carry your body on your back.
If you fall back, you should be able to wake up, or I can ask Irene to come over and kick you out. The success rate is 100%..."
"Forget it, I'd rather be woken up by the teacher's chalk later," Little Red Riding Hood immediately waved her hand, "That's what you said, it's good to have a quiet dream, but I'm worried that I will fall asleep accidentally.
I didn’t want to run into the dark forest as soon as I opened my eyes. I didn’t expect to be able to hide and be quiet here.”
Yu Sheng curled his lips, but at this moment, he vaguely felt that he smelled something.
"Did you smell something?" He frowned in confusion and looked at the girl next to him, "It smells weird, it's quite offensive to my nose."
"No," Little Red Riding Hood sniffed, "It just smells like grass—you have rhinitis, maybe."
"That's impossible. It smells like something mushy."
"You must have smelled wrong. My nose is worse than a dog's..."
Just as Little Red Riding Hood was speaking halfway, she saw Yu Shengteng almost bounced up from the ground. The latter looked shocked: "No! Kitchen!"
Little Red Riding Hood: "...Huh?"
But Yu Sheng's figure has disappeared.
The next second, Yu Sheng suddenly opened his eyes, and then when he turned over, he felt that his body was empty, and he fell directly on top of a pile of furry tails.
The crackling static electricity is the flowers blooming in winter, and the flower language is - the fox fairy in the house may really have thunder root.
Yu Sheng jumped up from the pile of tails with a groan, and then almost fell down on the sharp corner of the coffee table because he stepped on the smooth fur - if he fell hard this time, it would take at least half an hour for him to have a chance.
He went to see what was going on in the kitchen, but luckily, he didn't die. Then he hurriedly ran from the living room to the kitchen door. As soon as he opened the door, he smelled a strong smell of paste.
There was also Erin's exclamation in the middle: "Hey, hey, water, water, water! It's burning! My dish is burning... I'm burning too!"
Yu Sheng rushed forward, took Irene, who was standing on the stove with her skirt already on fire, and threw her directly into the pool. Then he turned off the fire and used the lid to put out the fire in the wok.
, then open the windows for ventilation all at once.
No. 66 Wutong Road is safe.
Hu Li stood in the corner of the kitchen with his neck curled up, and Irene was lying in the sink with a dark face. The faucet was buzzing, and the little doll was slowly floating. Yu Sheng stared at these two living treasures in amazement.
And the smoke is dissipating on the stove, because the action precedes the brain, so the brain has not yet reacted.
At this moment, his phone rang twice. He picked it up and saw that it was a text message from Little Red Riding Hood:
"I woke up and was discovered by the teacher. I woke up because I was hit with chalk. I was so angry."
Yu Sheng gave a cheering expression, then glanced at the kitchen again, scratching his hair: "What, can any of you explain to me what's going on?"
A few minutes later, Irene was hung on the balcony by a clothes-drying rod through her sleeves. Water was dripping all over her body. Yu Sheng took a large hair dryer and blew it on her side, blowing the little person.
I was blowing so much that I was swaying.
Feeling that the air blowing was too slow, Yu Sheng had to take out the electric heater and put it next to the clothes drying rack to bake.
"Well, you don't have to hang me up, I can bake it myself..." Aileen looked at Yu Sheng's expression and murmured cautiously, "I can also turn it over myself."
"I hung you on the pole not to save you effort, but to help you remember things."
"Yes, yes..."
Yu Sheng stared at the pitiful doll lady, and after a long while, he finally resigned and sighed, and stepped forward to lift Irene off the clothes drying pole.
The little doll immediately climbed onto the electric heater next to it, and sat cross-legged on it. White steam began to emit from its body.
Now Yu Sheng knew why this guy could burn his clothes without realizing he was too close to the fire.
She's not afraid of getting burned!
"I'm quite happy that you want to help cook," Yu Sheng finally said helplessly after holding it in for a long time, "but you almost ordered the kitchen to be cooked, which is a bit scary - logically speaking, you shouldn't. Hu Li, you usually help.
Isn’t it okay to heat up a meal?”
"I...I usually use the fox fire to heat rice," Hu Li stood beside him with his neck curled up (tail between his legs), and his ears drooped, "but Irene said she wasn't used to it, she would use a gas stove...
…Then she also has to perform a sex act…”
Yu Sheng was stunned, and turned to look at the doll lady sitting on the electric radiator - the latter was covered in steam at this time, and looked as if she had transformed into an immortal: "You, Bianshao?"
Eileen let out an embarrassed sigh, the black ash still on her face.
"That frying spoon is almost as big as you when it stands upright! Are you shaking the spoon?" Yu Sheng's eyebrows stood up, "Who are you talking about?"
Erin laughed dryly, changed her position on the radiator, and continued to smoke.
Yu Sheng shook his head, stood up, walked over, and took the little doll off the heater.
Eileen was suddenly shocked: "Hey, what are you doing-"
Yu Sheng sighed and carried the doll to the bathroom: "Stop roasting it. I just remembered that you should take a bath first. The smoky and burning smell will be absorbed by it."
Irene was hung in the air by her collar. She raised her head and glanced at Yu Sheng: "Are you not angry anymore?"
Chapter completed!
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