Chapter 65 Honglian does not eat alive, and the slave family does not eat dead(1/2)
After searching for a while, no one was seen, and the "watermelon people" returned to the front yard one after another.
One of the "watermelon men" was injured and the watermelon juice flowed out. Geng Zhiwei quickly ordered his assistant to bandage it.
Jia Quansheng said from the side: "Brother, you are too careful, this thing is not a living person."
Geng Zhiwei glanced at Jia Quansheng: "Do you know how much this one costs? Why would I spend so much money if it wasn't for you?"
"That's it, that's it," Jia Quansheng said with an apologetic smile on his face, "It's all for me."
Saying this made Jia Quansheng feel unhappy.
It sounds like Geng Zhiwei suffered a loss. Geng Zhiwei took all ten snake-spot pills from Qin Xiaopang, and Yu Nan's Yu family's wedding ceremony also belongs to him in the end!
In the end, he only lost one Rong Jinan, and then spent money to buy more than twenty watermelons.
Jia Quansheng met the cultivator. A "watermelon man" sold for more than 20,000 yuan. Geng Zhiwei exchanged it for a cloth shop. What did he lose?
Besides, these "Watermelon People" can be used for a year. If you are injured, just pour some water and it will heal on its own. Why did Geng Zhiwei suffer from such a useful thing at such a cheap price?
Of course, these are all from the heart, and Jia Quansheng would definitely not dare to say them out.
The "Watermelon Man" couldn't speak. Since he was injured, he must have encountered an ambush. Geng Zhiwei took people to the backyard to check it personally. He didn't see anyone, so he simply asked people to set fire to the Yu family's old house.
As the flames rolled, a house was reduced to ashes.
Geng Zhiwei said to Jia Quansheng: "Put up a notice tomorrow in Ligou. People like Yu Nan are not allowed to show up in Yaowanggou in the future. Anyone who sees her and conceals the truth will be my enemy, Geng Zhiwei, from now on!"
Geng Zhiwei shouted: "Let's go!".
A group of subordinates followed Geng Zhiwei, and the "Watermelon Man" followed in formation.
Li Banfeng was in his home, stroking the record player quietly, and asked softly: "My dear lady, how many layers of plowing do you have to cultivate to make such a "Watermelon Man"?
I don't want to fight him, I just want to make friends with him and buy some good things back someday.
Madam, what do you think of cucumber people? The prickly ones!
Madam, please say something to me, I have to stay at home for a long time today, but you have been keeping me silent, but you have bored me out."
Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!
The record player spoke.
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
The gongs and drums sounded.
The record player is singing opera.
"Su San! After leaving Hongdong County, he came to the main street.
I heard that the flowers in Luoyang are blooming, but when I came here, I encountered frost, snow and cold!"
The familiar aria, "Yutangchun" is explained by Su Sanqi.
The record player sang very affectionately. After singing a few lines, her voice trembled, as if she was crying.
No, I just cried.
The horn on the record player shed a little water droplets between the steam puffs, rolling down like teardrops.
Li Banfeng is not a straight man, he is a tender man.
Seeing the record player crying sadly, Li Banfeng quickly stepped forward to comfort him: "Madam, why are you crying?"
Tsk! Tsk!
The record player sobbed and recited: "My husband has returned home without food for many days, and the slave is unbearably hungry~ah~ah~ah~"
The singing is so long.
"Wouldn't it be over if you just said you were hungry?" Li Banfeng was quite dissatisfied, "I gave you so much food at the old lady's house before, and I also ate a fresh Rongjin'an the day before yesterday, and now you say
Hungry?"
Banglanglanglang~~
The record player changed the slots and continued to sing: "Poor and lowly couples are in trouble. I know it's not easy for my husband to travel around. He has a meal when he is hungry and a meal when he is full. How can I dare to complain at all? Hey~~~"
At this point, the record player started crying again.
Li Banfeng sighed: "This is the last time I ate too much, which made my wife's belly full."
The record player cried miserably and recited even more poignantly: "I never complained about poverty when I was a slave, how could my husband ridicule me when I was a slave, ah ah ah~~~"
"Stop crying!" Li Banfeng was not in a good mood.
Logically speaking, it is appropriate to live under one roof and give the wife something good to eat.
Li Banfeng is not short of money, and he dare not say that he has delicious food every day, but he really shouldn't be hungry and full.
But the lady eats something special!
Such precious ingredients are hard to find!
"Madam, I will catch a watermelon for you later, what do you think?" Li Banfeng took out the remaining watermelon pulp.
laugh!
The record player hummed.
"That's the watermelon grown by farmers. It has no spirituality, but how can you eat it as a slave~~"
My wife doesn't like watermelon.
"Then I will bring back some corpses for my wife to eat."
Chichi~
"Slaves don't eat corpses!"
Li Banfeng frowned and said, "Why are you so picky? Lotus flowers are so delicious."
"Husband, don't mention that bitch Honglian!"
red lotus?
Is this talking about the copper lotus?
The record player continued to read: "My husband loves that bitch and gives her all the food and drink~~but he doesn't care about life and death as a slave~ah~ah~"
This makes no sense, so Li Banfeng defended himself: "Madam, the body is right there. If you want to eat it, you can eat it too~"
Phew~
A large cloud of steam erupted from the mouth of the trumpet, seemingly spitting.
"How can the slave family swallow such pickled food? If Honglian doesn't eat it alive, the slave family won't eat it dead!"
Li Banfeng got angry: "You are such a difficult woman to take care of!"
"My husband doesn't cherish my slave family, I don't cherish him~~~"
Tsk~
A large cloud of steam came over, causing Li Banfeng to turn red all over.
Li Banfeng stopped talking and the record player stopped making any sound.
Red Lotus does not eat raw, which means that Red Lotus does not eat living things. It eats corpses, medicinal materials, and special weapons.
The record player doesn't eat dead things, which means she doesn't eat dead things, she eats the souls of the wronged.
Wrong souls are a difficult thing to deal with!
Li Banfeng had an idea, but it came with a lot of risks.
…
Geng Zhiwei returned to the medicine shop and specially set aside a room with good sunlight to house the "Watermelon Man".
There are more than twenty buckets in this room, one for each "Watermelon Man". They stand upright with their feet in the buckets. Standing like this for a day and a night can restore their energy and enable them to fight the next day.
During the day, the "watermelon man" got enough sun and all the wounds on his body healed.
In the evening, a man from a medicine shop came over to add water to the "watermelon man".
At one o'clock in the morning, a "watermelon man" had a bulging belly, and then his whole body exploded with a snap.
Li Banfeng grabbed the key and stood up from the basin full of watermelon pulp.
Follow the key wherever you go, and the key follows the "Watermelon Man".
Li Banfeng emerged from the "Watermelon Man"'s belly and is now at the Geng Family Medicine Store.
The broken "Watermelon Man" is emotionally stable, while the other "Watermelon Man" is silent.
They did not eat fertilizer and had no fighting power. Li Banfeng ate the watermelon pulp with great gulps, and they did not show any hostility towards Li Banfeng.
After eating the watermelon pulp and sweating all over, Li Banfeng looked around in the watermelon room and quickly squatted down.
There are several glass windows in this house, which provide good lighting. From inside the house, you can clearly see the scene outside the yard.
There are two guards guarding the door outside the house. These two people are Geng Zhiwei's capable subordinates. Because of the important relationship between the "Watermelon Man", they were specially asked to guard here.
To be continued...