Chapter 90 The Law of Conservation of Smile (4K words)
There are all kinds of creatures, thousands of cities with thousands of faces, and "god" is as dark and humorous as ever.
Or it can be understood as... "God" doesn't care.
"God" has no morals and no standpoint, and does not care who is right or wrong.
To "God", human morality and human life are as insignificant as dust.
As for how to survive after arriving in Pangea?
That is something that local humans should consider.
Extinction is just the norm.
There is no such thing as "God loves the world" in this world.
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For most cities in the world, they are very lucky to have the information provided by Lu Yuan, which saves them from many detours.
More civilizations actually have no additional information and can only rely on their own abilities.
In a certain safe zone, atop a thousand-meter-high tower, a group of octopus-shaped life forms were having a heated debate.
They are using technological means to observe the outside world.
This civilization has strong science and technology and stable society. It has completed four civilization milestones and can only be described as "far ahead".
The most intense debate question is naturally: "What is God?"
They question the purpose of “God”…
Question the so-called “milestone rewards”!
They even question what the safe zone is.
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There are also some civilizations that do not even have technology and are in the feudal era or even the slave era.
The members of these civilizations are uncivilized and have poor knowledge. They cannot understand the concepts of "safe zone" and "voting" at all. Some civilized individuals just vote casually out of curiosity.
Some also began to worship the gods, thinking that Pangea was the territory of the gods and it was a good thing to go out.
And the local rulers did not have enough means to quickly suppress panic.
Therefore, in the case of random voting, the turnout rate quickly moved towards the 50% dividing line.
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The stories happening in the world are always so bizarre.
The more powerful the civilization, the more cautious it is, so they cannot achieve the milestone of "entering Pangea".
Of course, these civilizations don't actually care about those shabby rewards.
On the contrary, it was the worst and weakest civilization that did not even spread the extraordinary fire. Instead, it was the first to cancel the safe zone and move towards Pangea.
Maybe they will become extinct soon, and even one salamander can wipe out a city.
Or maybe through some incredible good luck, I found my own opportunity...
The trees are still growing silently, and the ninth era has just begun.
A hundred years later, there were more dead bones.
Thousands of years later, there is more history.
Thousands of years later, there are more myths.
Who knows the final outcome?
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Lu Yuan didn't know about these messy things anyway, so he slept very happily!
I slept for more than 32 hours.
"Phew—the end of the era?"
He slowly opened his eyes. The familiar environment and the room full of security made him feel an inexplicable sense of happiness.
"I dreamed that I became a Daluo Jinxian, and I could slap hundreds of civilizations... Damn, it feels so good!"
He shook his head heavily, and then his thoughts returned to reality, and he started to wail "Ouch, ouch, ouch".
The skin all over my body was in burning pain, as if steel needles were pricking the surface of the skin randomly.
A down-and-out warrior, no matter how great he is, still cannot get help from the nurse and can only save himself.
Take out the mutated aloe vera tree from the storage space, pluck a leaf, apply the gel on the wound, and take a small blue pill.
After drinking several mouthfuls of water, I felt a little better.
I looked at the black gem on the stove again, and there seemed to be no movement.
"Da da da~" The small metal ball found him waking up and jumped twice, seemingly saying hello.
"Hello, comrade, it seems nothing serious happened."
Damn old wolf, I don’t know where he went.
He was obviously allowed to be well guarded, but he was really a white-eyed wolf!
"If you don't fight for three days, it will become like this."
Lu Yuan, who only had one hand, patted his stomach and walked out of the room.
A little flame was drawn from the stove.
He took out the mutated chili pepper and started stir-frying the salamander meat.
Because the identification result of the mutated pepper said: This stuff is very good for wound recovery and resisting bacteria, he didn't care about taboos and the like.
"I've been looking forward to this bite for a long time, damn it."
After nearly a year of survival in the wilderness, the extraordinary food Lu Yuan disliked the most was actually the meat of wild animals.
It's like some kind of salamander meat. There are still more than 1,000 kilograms left! So what's the matter with the high energy? I really don't like eating it!
There is also wild boar and venison that have not been castrated and have a really bad smell.
So he usually eats chicken and fish to supplement protein.
But with chili, it's completely different. The smell turns into game.
All the delicious food in the world is at my disposal!
“Stir-fried salamander meat with chili pepper, I don’t know how it tastes.”
Soon, smelling the unique aroma of the extraordinary ingredients, the wolf cubs gathered around him in a hurry.
The recovery speed of little guys is always the fastest, especially with the nourishment of the rare pomegranate, these guys are alive and kicking in just two days.
"Ouch! Ouch!"
They urged Lu Yuan from the side, indicating that they wanted to take a bite.
"It's not that I'm evil, it's you who took the initiative to let me use the Smile Transfer Law." A strange smile appeared on Lu Yuan's face.
Several of the little wolves, cute and fierce, bit Lu Yuan's trouser legs, looking very expectant.
These guys acted like crazy and looked at Lu Yuan with watery eyes.
Our little wolf is very pitiful, please give us some!
Although this smell smells a bit...weird?
But I always have the desire to try something I have never eaten before.
Lu Yuan suddenly discovered that the sneaky old wolf was also among the cubs, pretending to be "I'm always here to protect you."
Somewhere in it, it is hard, and it is obvious that it has gone out to join the gangs again...
If you don't protect your master, you deserve to die!
"Boys, you haven't eaten your big daddy yet... The first bite is to honor your wolf daddy." After Lu Yuan stir-fried, he added some water and covered the pot, which will make the meat softer.
His face was full of smiles, "I'm talking about you, come out, my father."
"Hululu."
The old wolf realized that his master had no intention of blaming him, so he raised his neck, kicked up his feet, and walked out from behind.
He has been craving for that lizard meat for a long time!
Fishy smell? Smell?
The wolf loves it the most!
But because it is a non-renewable product, Lu Yuan has been reluctant to feed it... and there are only the last 500 kilograms left.
However, now there is a pungent heat on the meat, and the old wolf is a little unsure.
Lu Yuan picked up a piece of meat and stuffed it into his mouth. Tears filled his eyes immediately and he sighed in praise. The rich spicy taste, mixed with the scent of beasts, seemed to turn him into a violent salamander, galloping across the prairie fire.
Between wildfires!
Tears were shed from his eyes.
The rolling heat radiates from the stomach to every part of the body.
The burned area hurt even more.
"Huh~ha~so cool!" He sighed heavily, stuck out his tongue, and kept exhaling, "Do you want to eat? If not, I'll give it to your son."
Lao Lang stepped on the brake and accelerator, looking cautious.
"Do you want to eat?" Lu Yuan smiled half-heartedly.
It suddenly realized that no matter what, it had to eat this bite!
Because... that's the emperor's poisonous wine!
There is also competition among wolves.
If you don’t take the first bite, its status as the best dog in the world will be lost!
The law of conservation of smile is indeed the first idealistic law.
Seeing the old wolf squirming, the smile on Lu Yuan's face was about to overflow.
He threw a piece of lizard meat into the iron box: "Come on, Dancing Wolf, enjoy your delicious food."
The old wolf looked a little indifferent. As a wolf full of survival desire, it looked at Lu Yuan eating the meat and seemed to be laughing? Since it's not poisonous, it's okay. I'm afraid of a hammer.
It rolled its tongue and swallowed the meat into its belly.
"Wangwang!" The old wolf's face was twisted, his small steps were still very elegant, his hair bloomed like flowers, and his tail was raised high.
Although it is messy inside, it feels like it has eaten a ball of fire.
But in front of so many cubs, it still remained calm.
"Huh~ha!" The old wolf put on the mask of pain very elegantly, then slowly turned his head, came to the water tank, and drank some water.
"Wangwang!" it said, the wolf pups can enjoy the delicious food, and it has finished enjoying it.
If you hadn't witnessed it with your own eyes, it would be hard to imagine that this dramatic scene would happen to a wolf.
The consequences of strict hierarchy...!
Class is the root cause of everything!
The old wolf will never allow his class to fall!
Lu Yuan's face turned red from holding back, and he almost couldn't hold himself any longer, so he yelled: "Who dares to use delicious food? Come on! Everyone has enough to eat today."
The wolf cubs were not as cautious as the old wolf, and they quickly swarmed up, surrounding Lu Yuan with their youthful energy, like balls of fur.
Of course, Lu Yuan was worried that they wouldn't be able to bear it.
A little wolf is only given a small piece of meat.
"How about it, it tastes good."
Soon, these guys showed expressions of howling like ghosts and wolves, "oooh" and "wangwu", and tears filled their eyes!
Is it really edible?
They were like plush balls, staring at their father and then at Lu Yuan.
A pair of dark eyes formed a mist.
You look at me, I look at you, and scream "Ao Ao".
The old wolf looked arrogant and showed the majesty of being the best in the world.
It actually walked up and took another bite of lizard meat!!
Although it was so hot that I shed tears, I endured it.
The old wolf looked disdainful!
Youth, I really can't do it.
You can't compete for favor.
Wolf, as expected he is still hot with age!
The little wolf cub was completely captured by its elegant aura.
They really doubted Lang Sheng. Did they really eat something delicious?
Is it just that I don’t know how to taste?
The gap between classes means that before they become alpha wolves, they have no way to question, only deep admiration.
Immediately afterwards, I don’t know who took the lead and started running in circles!
Those short legs are like motors, moving very fast!
"Plop! Plop!"
One by one they jumped into the water tank.
I can't stand it!
"Hahaha!"
The law of conservation of smiles is really awesome. Lu Yuan felt that his head was no longer dizzy and his body was no longer in pain. He even started to sing loudly: "A group of wolves are sleepwalking, like running rhinos, and they won't stop until the end~~"
The happy air echoes in the mountains and forests.
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Although the fried pork with chili is delicious, you should not eat too much because it is too spicy and will cause you to sweat!
When you sweat profusely, your skin will hurt even more.
However, Lu Yuan could accept it. After all, the smile had been transferred to his face and the purpose had been achieved.
He put the dish in the storage space to eat it later.
I found some random food to fill my stomach.
"Da da da~" The little round ball was vibrating next to it.
"Hello, comrade, do you have wisdom? Is there anything you want to tell me?"
"Da da da~" The little ball flew back again.
He recalled the business, that "devil" hadn't been completely killed yet!
"The most important thing at the moment is to destroy the black gem."
"You can only be a thief for a thousand days, but there is no way to prevent a thief for a thousand days. As long as you kill that thing, there is a high probability that you can achieve a highly difficult civilization milestone."
Extraordinary fire brings powerful recovery capabilities, and the juice of aloe vera can heal burns very well. Those parts that were originally burned are quickly scabbing.
As for the lost left arm, the wound was very itchy and was regenerating very slowly.
Compared with the battle with Salamander, this battle didn't last long, it was just thrilling.
Lu Yuan actually didn't want to recall the battle two days ago. Even if there were any mistakes in the process, he wouldn't be able to survive.
At this moment, after analyzing it afterwards, I felt a strong sense of fear.
That donkey-headed monster is really too powerful.
"But the high temperature of 3,000 degrees is still not enough."
"Even an excellent dagger can't cut through this thing. How can I destroy it?"
Lu Yuan fell into deep thought.
Naturally, it is impossible to find a 10,000-ton hydraulic press... Even if it is found, it cannot be used without electricity.
After scratching his head and thinking for a long time, he came up with two ways.
"The first is to use a blower to increase the combustion temperature."
Ancient people first invented the smelting method of copper, and then invented the smelting method of iron.
The distribution of iron ore in the earth's crust is actually much wider than that of copper ore.
The main reason is that the melting point of copper is relatively low, only about one thousand degrees; while the melting point of iron is one thousand five hundred degrees.
The ancients did not have modern boilers and the smelting temperature could not be raised, so they were naturally unable to smelt iron.
It was not until the invention of the blower that the temperature in the furnace was greatly increased that mankind entered the Black Iron Age from the Bronze Age.
"If I could make a blower, I might be able to increase the flame temperature significantly."
Lu Yuan is very confident in his manual skills.
As for the blower, just get a fan and shake it wildly with your hands.
But now he is missing a golden left arm.
If you only use a unicorn right hand, two feet, and a flexible tongue, it will be very difficult to tinker with the blower...
"And this flame is the high temperature generated by the idealistic element. Whether the blower is useful or not is unknown."
So after thinking for a long time, he came up with the second simpler plan - "Two Heavens of Ice and Fire!"
To explain simply: first use salamander oil and ignite the flame to heat the black gem to 3000 degrees Celsius.
Then throw the gem into the water and cool it quickly.
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Chapter completed!