Chapter 44 Disappointment(1/2)
"Now, I don't have the strength to do it again. What's going on? It's so uncomfortable. I'll be useless if I go like this."
Liu Bang endured the huge stinking and returned to his thatched house, found a set of worn-out clothes and changed it into it.
“It’s really a big trouble today.
How could I have diarrhea?
And it's so serious that it's seen.
But nothing, I, Liu Bang, are the ones who want to do big things.
How can you compare with these common people?
That would have lowered my taste.”
Suddenly, he saw the wine and dog meat on the ground.
"Fortunately, it's quite a bit of comfort! I'm a person who wants to do big things, how can I just encounter bad things? Isn't that great?"
The clothes dyed with yellow and white objects were already smelly.
but,
But Liu Bang didn't want to clean it at all.
Looking at the wine and dog meat he cheated, Liu Bang nodded with satisfaction.
"Since I've had a good time today, I'll eat it all."
Liu Bang walked forward with weak steps.
He picked up the wine pot and dog meat.
Then,
He fell asleep directly against the wall.
A stinking smell drifted into the nose,
But there was no change in Liu Bang's eyes.
Then,
He opened the paper bag with dog meat.
A scent of fragrance comes to your nose,
It covered up the smell of the yellow and white thing.
“This dog meat is really delicious.”
Liu Bang picked up a piece of dog meat, stuffed it into his mouth, and then took another big sip of wine.
"It's really delicious. I would have met such a stupid guy every day."
When Liu Bang thought of Yi Xiaochuan and Li Tian, he felt a little happy. He was such a fool.
Soon, the dog meat was eaten by Liu Bang.
Although there is saliva on it,
But Liu Bang would not dislike him.
After eating the dog meat, I sat down on the straw mat.
Because after a "big battle", Liu Bang no longer felt it.
“Gudu…”
"Aren't you already full? Why are you still screaming?"
Liu Bang said helplessly, and he didn't expect that his stomach would start to scream again.
"Plop!"
Suddenly, there was another loud noise.
Another pure yellow thing gushed out.
Suddenly, his straw mat was covered with pure yellow objects.
A foul smell hits,
Liu Bang, who was angry, groaned directly,
With the willingness to add medicine, the body is in a heated state.
Liu Bang's consciousness became a little blurred, and his body slowly crawled.
Walk towards the neighbor's pigpen!
The neighbor heard a stinking smell at this time, covering his nose and said,
"What the hell is going on? Can anyone fall into the pit? It's so smelly, forget it, I'll go over and take a look!"
When the neighbor came out, he saw the smelly Liu Bang crawling towards the pigpen.
The neighbor thought:
"Liu Bang crawled towards the pigpen, he must be stealing my pig,
Liu Bang is usually lazy to eat, he often does such things.
But I can't beat Liu Bang, a scoundrel.
Let's call a few people first.
Then we will clean up Liu Bang."
So he ran to call someone quickly.
When the neighbor brought people back, he heard the screams of the pig.
I thought Liu Bang was stealing a pig.
When I took the people to the front and saw everyone was shocked.
The neighbor's brother said,
"Brother, what should we do now? Should we beat Liu Bang?"
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Xiao He came here today to talk to Liu Bang.
But when he heard these people say they wanted to beat Liu Bang, he walked in.
Said to them,
"I don't know how Liu Bang blamed you. I apologize to you on behalf of him!"
Then Xiao He took out a tael of silver and gave it to them.
The neighbor said to Xiao He,
"Sir, who are you Liu Bang? Why are you helping him like this?"
Xiao He said proudly, "I am his good friend!"
"Sir, Liu Bang is not very good. You should cut off contact with him as soon as possible!"
"Liu Bang is my friend, how can you give up easily! Please don't say anything about it."
The neighbor also had a kind heart and said to Xiao He,
"Then come and take a look. If you persist after reading it, then I have nothing to say!"
Xiao He smiled confidently, he didn't think Liu Bang was missing there.
It won't change anything because of a few words from others.
He only believed what he saw, he dealt with Liu Bang,
I think Liu Bang is a very good person.
He is a friendlier.
Xiao He followed his neighbor to the pigpen, and the situation he saw almost broke down!
"This...this...he is actually making a pig!"
Xiao He came to the pigpen,
This is the first time he has come to the pigpen in his life.
Although the smell was very bad, his nose was a little uncomfortable.
But he felt even more uncomfortable.
Xiao He had the idea of worshiping Liu Bang before, but now he thinks his idea is very ridiculous!
Looking at Liu Bang who was happy to do that with the pig,
Xiao He said involuntarily,
To be continued...