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Chapter 235: So ridiculous

Outside the pass, in Mingbaipo, Gu Liubai also heard a lot of dirty words from the rich men from all over the world and the rough and generous horse-drawn men.
But no matter how hard the dirty words are, they are not as lethal as a woman who is like a fairy when she says such words seriously.
No matter how eloquent Gu Liubai is, he is just buzzing his head at this time, and there is only one thought in his mind. How could such words be said in front of Pei Yunhua?
The key is that Pei Yunhua is still making a final decision at this time.
She frowned instantly, and looked at Gu Liubai with a dignified face and said seriously, "Don't behave like a cheap person and don't admit it. Isn't it a big mistake before going in? Ask any serious unmarried girl in Chang'an, and ask her if she is so slutty with a man, can she still marry someone else?"
Shangguan Zhaoyi looked sobbing, "Maybe he felt uncomfortable at all, so he didn't look down on me."
"??" Gu Liubai was shocked.
He looked at Shangguan Zhaoyi in disbelief, the girl, can you pretend to be really about to cry when you say such words?
Pei Yunhua grabbed Shangguan Zhaoyi's hand, "Sister Zhaoyi, don't worry, I will definitely talk to Yunqiu about this matter and let her decide for you."
Gu Liubai said depressedly, "Don't you make trouble? You can't handle your affairs, so you can help her."
Pei Yunhua laughed out loud when he heard this.
There was a hint of charm in her eyes. She bit her lip lightly and said softly, "You bad guy, what are you doing with me?"
The rabbit will bite people even if it is anxious, not to mention that Gu Liubai is not the kind of dull gourd who is only beaten but not fight back. He has been teased by these two girls who are about to commit crimes. He is also anxious and said depressedly, "What else can I do? I will kiss you and touch you."
Pei Yunhua was still smiling before breathing, but when he said that, Pei Yunhua's eyes suddenly turned red, "You are so fierce, you kissed and touched, and you just wanted to think that nothing had happened?"
Gu Liubai was angry for a moment, and he didn't know how to reply to this.
Shangguan Zhaoyi laughed instead.
She looked at Gu Liubai and said softly, "It's okay. No matter what happens, you can think that nothing has happened. I don't care. I just want your people, and my status is like a cloud."
"What are you talking about?" Gu Liubai was both angry and funny, "Pei Yunshi didn't call you Shangguan bitch, may you want me to call you Shangguan bitch?"
Shangguan Zhaoyi complained, "Enemy, what do you call me? I have recognized it. I am willing to be a woman you can't stand. How much do you want me to do? If Yun Qi wasn't my good sister, would I have made such a concession?"
Gu Liubai felt like a scholar met a soldier and couldn't explain it clearly, "Then if I had an affair with you without hiding Yun Qi, would I be worthy of Yun Qi?"
Before Pei Yunhua could speak, Shangguan Zhaoyi chuckled like a cunning fox, "Do you think Yun Qi feels sorry for you, not her own sister, not her good friend? If you nod, she can let you take over the Uighur goddess and win glory for me in the Tang Dynasty. Why? Do you think she will bear to let us live alone and become a craftsman every night?"
"Forget it."
Pei Yunhua looked at Gu Liubai's embarrassed look and smiled miserably, "I don't want to make you embarrassed."
After saying this, she turned back to the room.
At the door, Gu Liubai felt something was wrong.
Shangguan Zhaoyi also became serious at this time and asked softly, "Will she be unable to think about it?"
Gu Liubai suddenly became nervous. He only felt that it was really possible according to Pei Yunhua's temperament.
"What are you still standing there? Why don't you hurry up?" Shangguan Zhaoyi was obviously anxious, and pulled Gu Liubai and rushed towards Pei Yunhua's house quickly.
Gu Liubai pushed open the door and saw that Pei Yunhua had already hung a rope on the beam, made a circle, and his head was stretching into the circle.
"What are you doing!"
Gu Liubai suddenly became anxious, rushed forward, and pulled the rope with one hand.
Pei Yunhua's tears rolled down, "I said I won't make things difficult for you. Anyway, there are ready-made ropes here, so there is no need to look for the well."
Shangguan Zhaoyi was afraid that others would see her, so she brought her to the door as soon as she came in. Seeing Pei Yunhua like this, she kept saying, "Sister Yunhua must not do this. It was me who made you practice this method. If you have a few things, I will not live anymore."
"What are you doing with a rope? If you want to tie someone up, don't you coax me!" Shangguan Zhaoyi saw that Gu Liubai was still standing there, and immediately couldn't help but whisper in his ear, pushing him towards Pei Yunhua.
Pei Yunhua heard the word "tied people" and thought of the scene that day, and she became more and more angry. "He is the best person to tie people, for fear that he would not be able to control me, but tied me up."'
"You still tied her?" Shangguan Zhaoyi was speechless, so she leaned on Gu Liubai, "Then you tied me up too."
Gu Liubai watched her body pressing on her, subconsciously leaned forward, and ended up hitting Pei Yunhua.
Pei Yunhua had just had a desperate ambition, and his whole body was weak and he was about to fall back when he hit him.
Gu Liubai reached out to help her, and she fell into Gu Liubai's arms powerlessly.
This guy threw himself into his arms and felt a faint fragrance swelling from his nose. The pair of soft objects pressed against his chest. Gu Liubai immediately had only one thought in his mind, "Why is it like this again?"
"You hide! You hide, can you hide for the rest of your life? It depends on where you can hide."
Before one of the arms was dealt with, another one was already attached to his back. Shangguan Zhaoyi put his whole body on his back, put his hands on his waist, and murmured in his ear: "You have a high level of cultivation anyway, why don't you just kill both of us, and you'll end it all."
Gu Liubai didn't even dare to breathe.
He couldn't tell whether the front or back shots were shot for a moment, and just begged for mercy, "Zhaoyi, don't do anything wrong."
"I'm doing it nonsense?"
Shangguan Zhaoyi not only refused to let go, but hugged him tighter, "You don't dream of you being noble, right? You don't practice the Yin Sutra, of course you don't know how real it is in the dream. One day you didn't make me feel like you were dying of an ecstasy, you kissed every inch of my skin. When you woke up, I still felt like you were kissing me. Do you think it was a vague dream that you would forget when you wake up? In the dream, every expression and every word you said were real. Ask Yunhua, did I lie to you?"
"It doesn't look like a dream at all." Pei Yunhua burst into tears silently, "It's like a real thing that happened in another world."
Gu Liubai could not refute.
He had just had a dream of Shangguan Zhaoyi falling into his bed with his naked eyes. All his perceptions made his mind tremble. It was indeed exactly the same as it was, just as every part of his body was dispatched by the Yin-Yang Tianyu Sutra.
"I want to try it. This is the same as in the dream. If you can make me feel that the dream is unreal and ridiculous, then I might wake up." Shangguan Zhaoyi seemed to have been pretending for too long, and she couldn't hold it anymore.
Gu Liubai just felt something was wrong, and Shangguan Zhaoyi's hand holding her waist tightly had moved to him.
"you!"
Gu Liubai's breathing stagnated, but he heard Shangguan Zhaoyi say to Pei Yunhua in his ears, "Sister Yunhua, look at this liar, he said no, I haven't done anything yet, why did a boss's tent suddenly pop up?"
Pei Yunhua looked down and looked down. She was shy. She was just worried about being sad and didn't pay attention at all. Now she realized that the tent was just pressing on her lower abdomen?
"Then you can't be considered a blind date with Sister Yunhua's skin through your clothes?" Shangguan Zhaoyi exhaled Youlan in Gu Liubai's ear and teased: "Are you slower and don't feel it?"
Pei Yunhua's mind was hot at this time, and she didn't know what she was thinking. She had already fallen in Gu Liubai's arms, so she simply lifted her legs up and hung them on Gu Liubai's body.
"You bad guy." She asked quietly, "Is this how Sister Zhaoyi was hanging on you that day?"
"You two don't mess around!" Gu Liubai said sternly: "Shangguan Zhaoyi, let it go."
Shangguan Zhaoyi snorted and said unconvincedly: "Or you kill me."
After saying that, she smiled at Pei Yunhua and said, "Sister Yunhua, you have to come up. I was seriously injured that day and I didn't have the strength to do anything. If I don't borrow some support, I can't hold on."
Pei Yunhua's face turned redder and he subconsciously said, "It's so embarrassing."
But she felt that Gu Liubai seemed to want to break free, but she had the courage to lift her body up.
Gu Liubai was stunned for a moment.
Too ridiculous.
Shangguan Zhaoyi refused to put his hand, but Pei Yunhua started to move deliberately like Shangguan Zhaoyi that day.
"Did you forget?" Shangguan Zhaoyi pretended to be serious and asked softly in his ear, "Do you remember what you felt that day now?"
"Hiss..." Gu Liubai was about to speak, but Pei Yunhua's body sank slightly, and he immediately gasped.
"Did you remember?"
Shangguan Zhaoyi smiled and said, "Enemy, you see that your ears are not very red."
Gu Liubai was anxious, "I really let go of me, otherwise my true energy would shake you, and you both would be injured!"
"I just don't let go, I'm not afraid of death, I'm still afraid of being injured?" Shangguan Zhaoyi was just not afraid and blew gently into his ear, "Is it comfortable? Tell me honestly, and I didn't say anything again when I remembered it, or is it that Sister Yunhua feels different from me?"
As she spoke, her hands were even more insincere and she even started to move on purpose.
absurd!
Gu Liubai let out a muffled groan uncontrollably in his throat, but this time when the word absurd appeared in his mind, he suddenly realized that no matter how eccentric Shangguan Zhaoyi was, it was absolutely impossible for him to be so absurd.
Chapter completed!
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