Chapter 559: Guan Zu, an ordinary citizen of grocery shopping, "The Legend of the Divine Man"(1/3)
Chapter 519 "518" Damn it, has this Guan Zu covered the sky with his own hands in Hong Kong?!
"Vomit~~~"
Vomit all over the floor.
Soon the Indian cleaners ran over and shouted at them.
Fortunately, they are all in English, so there is no communication barrier.
"What? Pay the cleaning fee?"
"Don't you pay the cleaning fee when you spit it on the ground?"
“…………”
fuck!
Do I want to vomit?
Then the Scorpion Squad saw another "beautiful girl" running into the grass and lifting her pants...
"Vomit~~~"
Continue to vomit~~~
Birds do not shit in Africa, but you are in India, right?
In the end, the mercenary team gave the money and left quickly.
They really can't stand it.
Soon, they saw the car that picked them up, three Indian drivers leaning against the three cars, holding signs with the words to answer.
“gogogo~~”
"Hurry out of this ghost place!"
They thought to themselves, as long as they go to the city, they shouldn't be like this, right?
Soon, they encountered another problem.
mosquito.
It's summer and autumn now, and it's probably raining these days, so there are a lot of mosquitoes. They keep flying around them, as if they've encountered peerless delicacies.
Isn't it delicious?
No raw and original.
Scorpion Squad: "???"
Continuously slapping the mosquitoes.
Made, it’s not so hard in Africa!
The team members walked over quickly.
"Let's go, there will be no mosquitoes when you get in the car!"
The captain felt that his mentality was about to collapse.
Walk over, negotiate with Indian drivers, and communicate...
at last,
A group of people successfully got into the car.
Then...the mosquitoes also rushed in.
The car suddenly became lively.
“shit!”
“Fuck!”
"O God~~~"
The mercenary members couldn't help but swear, and saw that the car was densely filled with mosquitoes, buzzing and flying around in the stuffy carriage, dozens or hundreds of them.
Buzz~~~~~~ It's even more terrifying than a bomber.
The team members took out towels and waved their coats hard, but the mosquitoes had no intention of being driven away and were still hovering above everyone's heads.
The car was as hot as a steamer. If you wanted to turn on the air conditioner, you had to close the window. But after closing the window, the mosquitoes became even more unscrupulous in the car.
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
A group of mercenaries who did not frown in the fire and blood all had a blown up this time.
The car started slowly and drove on the road.
In the car, the team members kept slapping mosquitoes along the way, but red envelopes were still bitten out of their bodies.
What made them even more angry was that the mosquito did not bite the driver.
how?
Are you mosquitoes patriotic?
I'm so angry!
Then,
The scene outside opened the eyes of the team members.
Tricycles, bicycles, and tuk-tuks rushed around, with amazing speeds and extremely bad road conditions. Buses and other vehicles crowded together, with horns and scoldings one after another.
"How is this traffic going so messy! Is there no police command at all?"
“It’s too messy~~~”
"This is how India is, you have to get used to it." The driver said without looking back.
Suddenly, a cow walked slowly on the road. In an instant, all the vehicles stopped obediently on the originally chaotic road. No one dared to honk the horn, and no one dared to offend the cow.
The team members' foreheads hang down black lines~~~~
The car continued to move forward, and there was a river of Indus not far away.
That's right!
The famous holy river!
"My God, look!" The captain pointed at the riverside, his face full of incredible feelings.
I saw someone brushing his teeth by the river, and someone was shitting everywhere beside me. The person who had just finished shit picked up a glass of water from the river to rinse his mouth. Some were taking a shower, and some were washing clothes under the shower. The river was surrounded by cats, dogs and cows, and even corpses with just being released from the water floated on the water.
"My God! This is unimaginable!"
The team members opened their mouths wide and couldn't believe the scene in front of them.
"This is the daily routine in India, it's no wonder." The Indian driver shrugged, as if this was a very ordinary thing.
"Even the river behind Taj Maha (Taj Mahal) is the case."
The team members looked out the window and felt shocked in their hearts.
I'm damn,
What place do I come to be with monsters?
Africa?
It doesn't match the Indian shoes in front of you!
Then they also found that even when they arrived in the ‘city’, the smell was still timeless and endless.
But the mercenaries are no longer surprised.
Or more accurately, it is despair and giving up!
I don't know how long it took, but the car finally arrived at the hotel.
"Not to go to the hotel first, let's have something to eat!"
"support!"
Although I ate some food in the middle of the 20-hour flight, everyone was hungry.
Entered the hotel restaurant.
Fortunately, the air is much fresher.
“oh~~~ It’s really great!”
"The air finally got better!"
The team members took deep breaths one by one, as if fish on the shore had jumped into the clean river and breathed freely.
After all the troubles, the team members were already thirsty and quickly ordered bottled water as soon as they sat down.
The Indian waiter quickly brought the water. Captain Andrew took it and found with sharp eyes that there seemed to be traces of the bottle cap being unwritten.
"Wait, what's wrong with the bottle cap of this water?" Andrew looked at the waiter alertly and handed the water over.
To be continued...