After an afternoon of rushing, in the evening, Bulma and Sun Wukong finally drove to the mountain village with the dragon ball radiation signal while the sun was slowly setting.
But at this time, Little Annie, who had been sitting with somersault clouds, had long stopped staying with their cars.
"it hurts……"
"Hey! Buma, why is that annoying Anne missing?"
"If she is still there, it would be much easier! She is so powerful that even the old man of Turtle Fairy is not her opponent, so she can definitely beat the Oolong Demon King."
Just now when the two of them came to this strange and "empty" village, in order to find out the weird monsters that were hiding, Sun Wukong was harshly on his forehead by a bald uncle hiding behind the door! If he hadn't been tempered by his grandfather since he was a child, he had already become a martial artist's bronze and iron bones, and he was not even afraid of ordinary bullets, he might have been dead now!
Although he was fine now, he cut off such a large firewood-cutting axe with great strength, and his strength was so strong that he directly broke the cast iron axe blade. The power at that time was obvious... So, even if Sun Wukong's forehead was very hard, it would be normal to suffer a little injury!
That's why, now he sat honestly after both sides resolved the misunderstanding and let someone who was a little strange but pretty guy around him bandage his wounds.
"She said we drove too slowly, so we went to find the dragon ball that was the farthest away..."
Buma had already had a bit of resentment about the little guy leaving him alone and not knowing where to go!
Don't think she didn't know. Although the little guy kept saying that he wanted to help her find dragon balls for Buma, in fact, that guy was impatient at all, so he made an excuse to leave first.
"Don't worry about her for now. You'd better think about whether you can beat that Oolong Demon King! Don't let that bad guy come to this village to catch these poor girls again!"
Buma, who had just asked the bald uncle of this family, had already figured out what was happening here and what happened here.
It's nothing more than a village tyrant. His name is Wulong. He also relies on some powerful means or abilities, such as changing into various monsters, etc. Then, the other party keeps bullying men and women here... The other party has married several girls before, but it's not counting, but now he wants the next one, that is, the daughter of the bald uncle next to him, the little girl who is bandaging the head of Sun Wukong?
but……
The only thing that puzzled Buma was: the little girl seemed to be no longer bigger than Sun Wukong, so short and small. Is that Oolong Demon King a pedophile? If you marry a wife, don’t look for a big beauty like her Miss Buma, but instead want to peek at such a little girl who has no breasts and no butts?!
Sure enough, she didn't know that there were so many strange monsters in this huge world!
"How can I know if I can beat him before..."
If the devil is said to have become all kinds of powerful ones, such as the old man of the Turtle Fairy or the hateful little girl Anne, Sun Wukong himself will definitely not be able to beat the other party!
But, he wasn't afraid anyway, he came out with this Buma, which meant to practice by the way. The more powerful the enemy, the happier he was in the Sun Wukong!
As long as there is a fight, it's fine. As for whether he can beat him or not, or what happens if he loses, it's not what he needs to think about now... However, he is not afraid of losing, because the very bad girl Anne had already returned his somersault cloud to him before leaving. If he really can't beat him, he could fly and run away at any time.
"But don't worry, Booma, I'm very awesome."
"I have been learning martial arts from my grandfather, Sun Gohan since I was a child. The black bears, tigers, leopards and dinosaurs in the mountains are not my opponents!"
Sun Wukong, who is the king of the mountains and is his own food, naturally thought that he was also very powerful in the outside world, so he really didn't worry much now.
"Why……"
"Okay! Then whatever you want, if it's as simple as you imagined, I'll be relieved..."
Bulma really regrets it now. She might not have agreed so quickly that little guy Annie went to help her find the farthest dragon ball alone... Look, now, she actually has to rely on Sun Wukong, who doesn't know whether he is powerful or not, to deal with a village bully, who is said to be very powerful?
“??”
"Wait, what are you doing?"
Before I could think about whether they were going to spend the night at this family's house tonight, or did they run outside to find an open space to put a portable capsule house, they were shocked to find that Sun Wukong, who was sitting on a small stool and let the little girl bandage the wound, actually stretched out his hand again and touched others' private parts.
That guy...
What exactly does he want to do? Does he know how bad that kind of thing is?!
"Ha! So you are also a girl. I'm right?"
Sun Wukong ignored the question of Bulma who walked behind him with a dark face, but grinned with a naive and natural look, smiling while pointing at the little girl who was touched by him.
Before today, Sun Wukong had seen his grandfather, Sun Gohan, Bulma, Little Anne, and Grandpa Turtle Fairy. So, now when he came to this village, saw so many people, and so many young and old, he finally had the opportunity to practice, how to easily identify a person as a man or a woman.
The method is actually quite simple, and there is no need to worry about it. Just reach out and touch it!
Bang!!
A fist hit Sun Wukong's head!
Although he didn't seem to have much strength towards the fist, he just hit the place where Sun Wukong had just been chopped by the axe, so he jumped up in pain, and couldn't help but burst out from the corner of his eyes, and then turned around and glared at the guy who was sneaking into him:
"What are you doing again? Why do you hit me again? It hurts really!!"
Sun Wukong is really angry now!
I don't know why, but this Bulma is becoming more and more unreasonable... For example, last night, he just secretly touched her and took off her strange little pants. However, he was shot with a gun and it hurts... He admitted that matter and vaguely knew that something seemed wrong?
But now, he didn't touch her, so why would he be beaten by her? He couldn't figure out this, because there was no reason at all!
"What a bastard!"
"Sun Wukong, you long-tailed wild monkey, what do you want?"
After first responding to the frightened father and daughter with an apology, Bulma pulled Sun Wukong's ear aside:
"It's okay if you just touched the old lady who planned to give us dragon balls, but now you're touching the little girl... and say! Did you, a guy, do you mean it?"
"Didn't I tell you that you should never touch a girl casually?!"
Miss Bulma has clearly told this guy many times, but this guy with a tail like a monkey is just dead! I really don’t know if he is so innocent and innocent as he shows, or is he deliberately pretending to take advantage of others?
"Ah? Can't you touch it?"
"Ha! I understand. Can you touch someone who looks older, and then you can't touch someone who looks smaller or like you like Buma?"
When the old lady came to deliver the dragon ball, Sun Wukong did the same thing, but at that time, he was obviously not beaten... Then now, he was not only beaten but also scolded... So, he naturally thought that what he was thinking was right, that is: some girls can touch, but some can't?
but……
This kind of thing is really complicated... Why didn't she explain it to herself earlier and let him think about it on her own?
“!!”
"What is your logic? I tell you that as long as it is a girl, you can't touch it!"
Sure enough, this little brat who has never seen the world before, and has never seen a few women even grow up so big, hates the most! In short, Buma decided: after the journey to find Dragon Ball, maybe she should really take this little guy back to her home and throw it to a certain school for a good transformation!
only……
At this age, whether the other party is going to be thrown into middle school or elementary school is an embarrassing question.
"But……"
"If I can't touch and see, how do I know if they are girls?"
If it was the kind of person who had been dead for many years, who was the same beard as his grandfather, or the old man with a beard like the turtle fairy, then Sun Wukong knew that they were men without touching them!
However, when he met someone like him who had no beard on his face and had a very weak look, he would not be able to distinguish him if he didn't touch and see him... because there were too few people he had seen. As long as he was not familiar with him or his characteristics were too obvious, he would think that everyone looked the same.
“…”
Bulma was a little dull and opened her mouth slightly...
For some reason, she suddenly felt that what this guy named Sun Wukong just said was so reasonable, and she was speechless?
but……
Bang!!!
Another slap slapped the swollen bag on the other party's head that had been chopped out by the axe before, and made the other party squat down again with his head grinning.
"Hmph! Boy!"
"If you think you can get away with this sophistry, you're very wrong!"
She is a super genius who is at the top of the earth, regardless of IQ and EQ. But this wild monkey who has been out of the mountains for a few days still dares to say such sophistry and fallacies to fool her?
"If you have the ability, go and touch that little Annie next time and see how she will treat you?"
After thinking about it, Buma suddenly tempted the other party evilly.
Anyway, with her ability as Miss Bulma, she would definitely not be able to do anything to this wild monkey! After all, the other party is invulnerable, and the meaning of using fists and slaps is not too great, so she can only let someone with ability teach Sun Wukong a profound lesson?
"I dare not, she is too fierce!!"
Yes, Sun Wukong couldn't help but tremble when he saw a little girl's eyes. How could he dare to get close to him?
I won’t talk about those flames. Just that terrible lightning can make him never want to meet that evil guy named Anne again!
"snort!"
"I don't care about you anymore. You can hurry up and prepare. When the Oolong Demon King comes to welcome the bride at twelve o'clock tomorrow, we will all count on you!"
Booma, who was looking for Dragon Ball and working as a nanny for a big boy who didn't know anything, covered his forehead with a headache, and did not intend to talk nonsense to the other party, but in the end he explained this more important thing.
Because, the old lady who took out the dragon ball just now said: They must help this village defeat the village tyrant owlon, and the other party is willing to give her the dragon ball! Therefore, based on the principle of using people to eliminate disasters for others, she must first deal with the owlon before leaving this small village.
But, these things have to be done by Sun Wukong, and Miss Bulma will just be on the side to watch the fun.
“What need to be prepared?”
Fighting or something, where do you need to prepare?
That kind of thing is too simple. When Sun Wukong was in the mountains, he went out to fight with animals and looked at who was powerful. When he saw who had more meat on his body, he would beat him to death and drag him back to grill him. He never had to prepare anything specifically.
"Forget it, just do whatever you want!"
"But I can warn you: If you lose, I will definitely release the aircraft and escape directly without caring about you!"
While walking out, Buma, who was planning to release his capsule house, said in a hatred.
"Don't worry, Buma!"
"I have somersault clouds now. If I really want to escape, I will definitely be faster than you!"
A somewhat innocent voice rang behind Buma, causing her to stand up unconsciously and turn around suddenly, looking at the big boy holding his head, grinning with a big mouth, and smiling very sunny in surprise.
“!!”
Fortunately, her genius Bulma always thought that Sun Wukong was stupid and didn't know anything. But now, who said he was stupid? That guy actually understood the truth that "you don't need to run faster than the Great Devil, you just run faster than your Bulma"?
"You can stay here tonight, goodbye!"
In a huge, alien mushroom forest that was towering straight into the sky, on the top of a castle built on a magnificent stone platform foundation, a very short body, blue skin, and a funny little round hat monster. He was sitting on the side of the guardrail of the balcony, stretching out his short legs and looking up at the sky blankly.
a long time……
He was motionless, no one knew what he was thinking.
Suddenly, I don’t know when the space was twisted. A little girl wearing a red dress with a cute red hood tied on her head and a plush toy bear in her hand suddenly appeared behind the other party quietly.
“…”
∑(△)?!
The little girl who appeared at the top of the castle first looked at the surrounding environment, looked at the huge castle and the strange mushroom trees outside the castle, and didn't know if she could eat it. After curious about the strange earth, there were not only dinosaurs, but also this strange plant, she gently tiptoed and quietly walked behind the other party, and once again curiously looked at the other party.
“…”
华华
He quietly walked behind the other party and found that this little guy, who was much shorter than himself, didn't look like an earthling, had never discovered his existence. So Annie, who was having fun in her heart, suddenly smiled evilly, approached the other party a little bit again, then took a deep breath and shouted loudly behind the other party:
"Hey! Be careful to fall down!!"
(o)
“!!”
“Wow!!!!”
have to!
Now, it was fine if Annie didn't shout just now. When she shouted like this, she finally made the other party feel scared. Then her butt slipped on the guardrail and fell directly from the high castle balcony in an instant, and at the same time she let out a burst of horrifying screams!
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Fortunately, the height of this castle is very high, and even if the other party does free fall exercise, it will take a while before he falls to the ground! Before that, it was enough for him to scream for several seconds.
“Ohhh!”
()!?
Unexpectedly, the other party was so scared and fell down. Annie could only sigh, stretch out her hand in time, and used a simple mage's hand to capture the blue-skinned alien who was about to fall to the ground and about to smash into meat pies on the neat rock floor, and accelerated again and pulled her back with her feet.
That's right!
The person who just did something evil is Anne, who is separated from Buma and Sun Wukong.
So, after putting the other party back on the platform at the top of the castle, a guy who had just done something evil was making a big face at others as he was familiar with him.
"laugh!"
()
"Hey! That... I'm sorry, I accidentally scared you. You must be fine, right?"
(^_)☆
Although he was very sorry, anyone could tell that the face of a bad little girl was full of the gloating prank after she succeeded, and she didn't look a little guilty at all!
She even didn't even pretend to apologize, she was just laughing and playing, and didn't take what happened just now at all.
“…”
He almost died?
The blue-skinned little "Alien"'s face was still pale at this time, even his original blue skin could hardly cover it.
“!!”
"Who are you? What methods did you use to catch me back?"
He didn't understand. He almost fell down and died just now. Why was he pulled back to the top of the castle by something invisible when he was about to hit the ground?
"My name is Annie!"
(*^▽^*)
"What's your name, a blue-skinned alien?"
゛('◇')?
"snort!"
"I am King Pilaf, the owner of this castle and this area! Also, I am an earthling, not an alien you mentioned!"
Although he didn't know when this little girl got into his castle and almost killed him,... because he was surprised that the other party had just brought him back and there was no obvious hostility, he did not press the button to call for support and guards in his sleeve as soon as possible, but he looked up and down at the pretty little girl standing opposite him in confusion.
“?!”
('0)Ha!
"You still want to come and lie to me, where are the people on earth who look like you?"
(lll￢￢)
Anne, who has been to many worlds and seen countless worlds, can guarantee that no matter which earth it is, there are yellow-skinned, white-skinned, dark-skinned, brown, red and other skins, but there is no strange species like the other party who is short, ugly, blue-skinned and pointed-eared!
Anyway, Annie would definitely not believe that the other party said he was an earthling.
"hateful!"
"A dog can be the king and ruler of this earth. Why is King Pilaf not an earthling?!"
Seeing that the other party dared to say such words, Pilaf didn't care whether to call for support or guards, but clenched his fists and glared at the strange little girl opposite him.
He didn't understand. There were so many people on their earth, including kobolds, ordinary people, dinosaurs, werewolfs and other messy races. Why did this little girl who was just an ordinary person dare to say that King Pilaf was an alien?
“Hey!?”
Σ(дlll)
"It seems that what you said is right... This earth seems to be different from what I have been to before..."
(vv)
Finally, Annie seemed to remember it too...
This earth seems to be different from any earth I have ever been to... Here, there are a lot of messy animals and plants and these weird things that can talk!
Chapter completed!