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Chapter 0607 It’s really the Legend of White Snake, don’t panic (〃▽〃)

 ‘Du~!Du!Du!’

‘The sky is dry, be careful of the candle…’

Three long and short sounds of clappers were faintly transmitted from a distance to this small pavilion in the back garden of Li Gongfu's house in this quiet late night, causing everyone who was chatting at night to turn their heads and start listening unconsciously.

It turned out that this was Little Annie, Li Gongfu and his wife, Pansidong master and apprentice, as well as a family member, a second brother of the Pig Demon, a third brother of the Bald Monk, and two leaders of the Axe Gang, steam wine and eat crabs in the back garden!

No wonder, in this ancient times, in addition to the exercise of straining the lumbar muscles, hurting the lungs, and kidneys in the evening entertainment program, it was rare that so many people gathered together, especially when everyone came from different places, including gods, demons, ghosts, robbers, etc. Any new things they said could attract the attention of Li Gongfu or Xu Jiaorong. Then everyone was talking, and when the owner had no intention of leaving and a little guy who often sneaked to play in the middle of the night, they unknowingly talked to the present, until the updater's call came outside.

Obviously, it seems that it is already the third day, which is midnight!

‘Du~!Du!Du!’

‘The weather is dry, be careful of fire candles, close doors and windows, prevent stealing and anti-theft…’

"Hey!"

"One long and two short, it's really the third day! No, no, I'll go on duty tomorrow. Mr. Li has to go back to rest first. Please don't blame me, let's talk about it another day?"

After saying that, Li Gongfu beat him up and waved his hand. With the support of his wife, he stood up drunk and prepared to stagger along the path of his small backyard garden toward the bedroom of his main house.

Tonight, he had a great time eating and had a great time talking to the new little girl Anne's "relatives and friends", which made him a little less willing to go and arrange a house for them! Perhaps, as his wife said before, it's not that there is no room for the family, it's good to have more people more lively, and it can also make him not worry about the thief crawling in and scaring his wife and that little guy?

That's right, just do it!

As for the matter of setting up a house... then let's take it a little longer, at least it should wait for him to think about it, or wait until he gets impatient with these people before talking about it?

"Hey! Gongfu, wait for me!"

"Annie, it's already midnight. Go back to bed early. Don't chat too late! There's also Thirty Lady, be careful about your child and don't let him get cold!"

After picking up a lantern next to him and lit it, Xu Jiaorong had no time to explain it in a hurry, and then hurriedly chased forward.

The official in her family was drunk. If she didn't watch, she would definitely be able to fall head-on into the lotus pond! Although the lotus pond was not deep, in the middle of the night, if you were covered in mud and sewage, you would have to worry about the wind and cold!

“…”

Chun Sanshiniang just nodded slightly and did not pay much attention to Xu Jiaorong's instructions, because her son had been protected by her spells long ago and would never be affected by the coldness of frost and dew. Now, the other party was sleeping soundly in her arms.

"Oh, I got it..."

(‘????????)

Little Annie secretly responded behind Aunt Li while making a cute face.

Go to bed early?

That is obviously impossible!

Let’s take a look. The people here are all here now, including gods, Buddhas, demons and monsters, plus two robber leaders who often hit others in the middle of the night who kill without blinking! Just these tough characters, chatting for a few days and nights is like playing, so why do you need to go to bed early again?

"Okay! Aunt Li and the others finally went back to bed. Now let's talk about something else!"

(???????)??

After the two men's backs were completely invisible to see the candlelight of the lanterns and confirmed that they had returned to the room, little Annie immediately changed her face and came to the stone table full of crab shells and legs, looking at Bai Jingjing, who was picking her teeth with sharp nails and asked crisply:

"Sister Bai Jingjing, are you really the white bone demon on the way to obtain the scriptures that Zhu Bajie just said?!" ?(°〼°〃)

There were some things they were not convenient for them to say directly, but now, people who were not convenient to hear the explosive news could no longer help but go back to bed first, so she naturally had to ask the previous question carefully.

"Of course yes!"

Bai Jingjing looked away and found that the fire in the bedroom of Li Gongfu and Xu Jiaorong had quickly gone out and was ready to fall asleep. She thought she could not hear the situation here in the garden. After she nodded openly and admitted.

After all, almost everyone here knows her background, and she has no need to deny it.

"The story I just told, is the story of 'Sun Monkey King three-match of the White Bone Demon' true? This guy, did he really hit you three times?!"

Σ(°△°)︴??

Little Annie pointed at a boss who was in a daze in a daze, and then asked excitedly.

I remember that when I was hanging out on the earth, I saw many animations of the three-match Bone Demon on the Internet. But now I look at this monkey seems to be not as powerful as the White Bone Demon. How did he fight Bone Demon three-match? So, she just took the opportunity to tell it as a story, and then these people kept looking at herself with a strange look, which made Annie couldn't help but want to ask.

Until now, she finally got the chance.

"Three fights against the White Bone Spirit?"

Bai Jingjing also looked confused...

"Well... there is no such thing, really! If there is, I would have died, and would it be here?"

Why didn’t she have no impression of the ‘Three Fights of the White Bone Demon’?

Thinking back to the beginning, when the monkey was taking Tang Monk to pass by her Baihu Ridge, she was just a female corpse on the mountain that turned into white bones, and accidentally collected the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, and received the essence of the sun and moon, and turned into a human form. She just learned the method of corpse transformation by chance, and did not worship Zixia Fairy Pan Si Daxian as her master. How dare she eat Tang Monk's meat and provoke the other party's master and disciple?

Later, after they accidentally arrived at Pansi Cave and learned from their masters, Tang Seng and Monkey were both dead again!

So, she was very sure that the "three fights with the White Bone Demon" and other things seemed to have never happened! And where did this little girl hear that strange rumor?

"Don't you remember it?"

∑(??△)?!

Little Annie looked at the leader of a certain Axe Gang, which is another protagonist, Monkey.

“…”

However, Anne only gained a sad and angry face from the other party.

"I have said many times. I am really not a monkey. I am really just a robber. But now I change my career and wash my hands anymore. But why don't you believe it?"

He also wanted to believe that he was the Monkey King Sun Wukong who had great magical powers and could go to the world and into the sea! Unfortunately, he was not. He could not do anything except knowing how to use three tricks of flower handles and his rough internal skills!

Otherwise, I wouldn't have been almost beaten to death with the Seven Injury Fist because I provoked the Three Saints of Kunlun!

“…”

"No, Second Senior Brother, look, Senior Brother is crazy again! Could it be that he stayed in the cycle of reincarnation for too long, so the true spirit has been destroyed?"

Monk Sha already knew that the "big brother" they met five hundred years ago was actually the "big brother" who was reincarnated five hundred years later and then returned to the "big brother" five hundred years later with them. It was not their "big brother", so the other party didn't know the two brothers?

Well, this is a bit raucous when I think about it, but it seems that it is...

"Brother Monkey, you can't escape. Come on and accept your fate!"

He was already drunk. Zhu Bajie, who had not revealed his true colors, also tilted his fat head and persuaded him to his "big brother".

Zhu Bajie probably understands that the other party does not want to admit it, but it just doesn’t want to seek the scriptures, but just wants to stay with the White Bone Demon forever? However, the pursuit of the scriptures is already destined and cannot escape, just like he has been obsessed with the reincarnation of the second sister and the second sister, Cui Lan, so what can he do if he never forgets the height of Cui Lan?

The final result ended in a tragedy?

The things arranged by the gods and Buddhas in the sky cannot resist, and some emotions cannot be expressed... Five hundred years later, where did the soul of the second sister of Zhang Erzhao be thrown into, and his magical power and cultivation level are insufficient, so he doesn't care now, and there is nothing to let him struggle again.

he……

I have accepted my fate!!

"You dead pig, I am really not your Monkey Brother. I warn you to stay away from me! Otherwise, be careful that I will kill you with one stick!!"

The boss pointed to a fat man who had turned into a human form close to him and warned.

He is really not a monkey, it was all caused by the fairy Zixia. If the other party had not given him three moles, would he have become like this? Anyway, if the demon mirror was thrown away by him, he would not admit that he was a monk and would not be a monk or any Western scriptures. What can they do to him?

"Hmph! This tone of speaking is so similar, but you dare to say that you are not Monkey Brother!"

Zhu Bajie hummed indifferently with his nostrils and continued to pour himself a glass of wine.

The night is right now, and everyone is drunk if you don’t drink...

"I swear, I am definitely not a monkey, nor is the Monkey King Sun Wukong, otherwise I will thunder..."

Crack!

Rumble...

Before the boss could finish his words, suddenly, a drought-torn thunder broke out in the sky above Qiantang County...

‘Make a witch!’

‘God, the Chinese New Year is coming soon. What thunder do you make in the middle of winter? Do you still let people sleep?!’

‘Okay, go to bed…’

‘#%¥#@!!’

Before everyone could react, from a distance, Li Gongfu's roaring complaints and Xu Jiaorong's tired consolation came immediately. The other party's cursing words made everyone who had achieved success in practicing in the backyard clearly hear it.

“…”

"Brother Monkey, I don't know if other people swear that the old pig should be fulfilled, but people like us who practice, it's better not to do that dangerous thing easily?"

He grabbed a small crab that others picked up, but did not deal with it. He threw it into his big mouth and chewed it. At the same time, the second senior brother glanced at a monkey who was frightened and froze, saying jokingly.

“…”

Finally, after a while, the "Big Brother" looked at the second in command next to him with difficulty.

"Gangmaster, I can't help you with this matter!"

"I have old men and young men, please stay away from me so as not to thunder again and accidentally affect my subordinates?"

The second headman looked at him when he saw the other party asking for help, which scared him so much that he quickly hid next to his wife Chun Sanshi Niang. He shook his head without any nostalgia and sternly refused his gang leader's request for help.

"You are so unfaithful!"

"Don't think I don't know. I admit that you have something small, but your father and mother have been dead for decades. What's coming from you?!"

Supreme Treasure said gritting his teeth, and the other party's reaction was indeed as expected.

"I have my wife, and the wife is my wife. Isn't she old?"

The second head of the army leaned his head gently on the shoulders of his wife Chun Sanshiniang.

This is his wife, and his wife! Of course, the title of "wife" was accidentally said by the little girl Anne. He agreed deeply, and then began to call his wife his wife to show respect for the other party and recognize the other party's dominance at home?

“!!”

"Jingjing..."

The boss, who was hit and inspired, opened his arms and wanted to hug his wife in a spineless manner. Unfortunately, his behavior of seeking comfort was pushed away by Bai Jingjing on her cheek.

"Get out! I haven't considered whether to marry you yet. Stay away from me!!"

“…”

“…”

Well, now even the onlookers were speechless. Two pairs of people who were cut into pieces were actually openly showing off their food...

"Oh, I really envy you!"

"My lover is a great hero. One day he will marry me on the seven-colored clouds... It's a pity that I'm still a little naive."

Pansi Daxian Zixia also looked at her two disciples and her husband with some envy. She nodded first, then shook her head like a self-deprecating self-deprecating.

These two pairs of live treasures have children on one side, and the other has also been named. But after being awakened by that little guy, she suddenly felt that being liked someone like a marionette was really stupid, so she wouldn't do that anymore!

If possible, she really wanted to eat and drink like a little guy, and then travel around the world, that would be great.

"By the way!"

"Fairy Zixia, if the old pig remembers correctly, isn't you just looking for your favorite person? Why haven't you found it yet?"

"You seem to have said: 'Whoever can pull out your purple blue sword will be your favorite'?!"

Hearing the other party muttered to himself, Zhu Bajie said this matter curiously. At the beginning, this matter was circulating in the demon world. All the common demons were waiting in line to draw their swords!

"What?!"

This statement surprised a great master who had never heard of him!

Although this fairy Zixia is also very beautiful, but... the only thing he likes is his wife Jingjing, and he finally travels through time and space several times and finally saves the other party! If something happens to let his wife know... if he knows that he has drawn out the sword of her master Pan Si Xian, she must commit suicide by slashing his sword again!

You know, the moonlight treasure box is under Qingxia's hands, and Qingxia is sealed by this little girl. If his wife commits suicide in grief and anger again, it will be really helpless!

This thing will definitely happen!

The last time the other party just mistakenly thought that the little Sanzang was born to him and Chun Sanshiniang, so he was so angry that he wanted to die... And this time, if he knew that he had hooked up with the other party's master, would that be fine?

Of course, before the other party seeks death, he may even put himself in a big way?!

"Senior Brother, don't worry about it. Now you don't even have any magic power, so you will definitely not be able to pull it out!"

Monk Sha was eating happily with crab legs dipped in sauce, and then suddenly said indifferently.

"Yes, senior brother, why are you doing so nervously? How could you pull it out?"

Zhu Bajie also glanced at the other party with dissatisfaction, wondering what the other party just shouted.

"Ha ha!"

"I agree with this statement, completely! I am worthy of being my second junior brother!!"

After secretly looking at the expression of the great immortal Pansi, seeing that the other party's face seemed to be nothing unusual, Supreme Treasure thought that the other party didn't know that he had drawn out the sword, so he patted the second junior brother, Monk Sha who had just escaped the siege for him, as if he was relieved.

“…”

"Senior Brother, I am your third junior brother, this pig head is the second senior brother!"

“…”

"Ah! Sorry, I admit my mistake, I won't take the example, and I won't take the example?"

If he hadn't been scared to the point of being a little distracted, how could he admit his mistake?!

"Yes, Master, have you really not found the one you like?"

Bai Jingjing also came over with some curiosity, staring at the purple-green sword placed on the stone table with malicious intentions.

“…”

Although Chun Sanshiniang, who was holding Tang Xiaoseng, said nothing, she was obviously very curious about this matter, after all, it was related to their master and future master.

"No! That's just a rumor!"

"In fact, everyone can pull it out. If you don't believe it, you can try it too!"

As if he was anxious to explain, after saying that, Zixia gently slapped the stone table, and the purple-green sword flew into the other party's arms.

"Is it really OK?"

Bai Jingjing was a little unbelievable because she had heard of the rumor herself, so it was impossible for her to be fake... But although she said that, her movements in her hands were not slow!

clang!!

"this……"

Well, Bai Jingjing has nothing to say now... because she did draw out the sword herself, so she can't say that she is her master's favorite, right?

"Huh! So that's how it is, it's great!"

Before anyone could say anything, the 'Big Brother' couldn't help but speak first and sat on the stool and drank a glass of wine and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Ha! Okay, let's talk about something else!"

"And! Anne, it's time to bring out some good things to share?"

Zixia had already been unlocked by Little Annie before, so now she can pull it out as long as she has some strength, and she no longer cares about the prophecy.

After all, it is five hundred years later, and everything is different from five hundred years ago. As for what actions the Heavenly Court and Buddhism have taken towards her, we can only know that she is still waiting...

However, what she may not even know is: Heaven and Buddhism are also waiting now?

"Ah?"

Σ(????lll)??

"How do you know I have something good?"

(ー`??ー)

Anne probably understood what the other party was saying, just like the door god inexplicably trying to come out to capture her into heaven.

“…”

"Do you think I am a fool in the changes in Li Gongfu and Xu Jiaorong?"

Zixia looked at this stingy little guy!

The two mortals were almost at the point of flying in the daytime. Now they were probably discovered by the people in the Heavenly Court, so it is even more impossible to hide it from her, a genuine fairy who lives in the same house! Of course, she thought the other party had eaten the ginseng fruit!

After all, the little girl traveled all the way to Wuzhuang Temple.

"Hmph!"

Zhu Bajie also snorted twice, obviously, he could see it too.

"Second Brother, what are you humming?"

Monk Sha was a little puzzled, and didn't know what puzzle these people were fighting.

"Peach!!"

Zhu Bajie didn't say much, just said the words "no end" and "no end".

“??”

Now it was Zixia's turn to be a little confused. She was clearly referring to ginseng fruit...

"Peach?"

"What is that?"

The local geek Bai Jingjing and Chun Sanshiniang who only know that Tang Monk can live forever and have basically never seen much of the world are really not qualified to know about this.

"Peach?!"

The two heads of the Axe Gang also looked at each other, but they had no idea what kind of peaches were.

"Stern Junior Brother, don't say you haven't seen it before!"

“…”

"Second Brother, you were Marshal Tianpeng back then. I was just a small roller blind general. How could I compare with you? So I just saw and smelled it, and there was no share to eat it."

Indeed, Monk Sha has never eaten peaches before, and he is only qualified to see others eat them.

"Okay, then you only have one! There are too many, but not!!"

╮(╯_╰)╭

After saying that, at the helplessness, Annie reluctantly took a big peach out from her space pocket.

"It's really a peach! Haha, the old pig's cultivation is finally expected to recover as soon as possible!!"

After receiving the peach and seeing the best one for nine thousand years, Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up and he opened his mouth and started gnawing!

As for where the peaches in the little girl's hand came from, what's the matter with him? He has become a pig anyway, and he is ordered to travel west to seek scriptures and fight against monsters. What else can he worry about? Could it be that Heaven will let him reincarnate again?

“…”

The third junior brother, Monk Sha, also started to chew without saying a word.

His second senior brother eats it, so he naturally eats it too! Anyway, he has eaten all the nine golden cicadas reincarnated. He doesn’t itch if he has too many lice on his body, and he doesn’t have to worry about debt. What can I do if I eat another peach?!

I didn’t say anything, isn’t it just a peach? Eat it!

"Ah! It's indeed a nine thousand-year-old peach!!"

Nodding, holding the things in her hand, Zixia smiled so hard that her eyes were bent... What she originally wanted was ginseng fruit, but she got something better.

"Ahem!"

At this time, after Little Anne finished distributing, a big white hand reached over again.

"What are you doing? Didn't I give it to you?"

(.) ~

Looking at Chun Sanshiniang who was asking for the second time, Xiao Annie expressed a little puzzled. She agreed to be one of them. The other party had not eaten what she had in her hands, and she still had the face to take it?

"We are a family of three, you gave us two!!"

After knowing that this is faced, their master, the Marshal Tianpeng and the General of Rolling Blinds were both optimistic about Pantao, although Chun Sanshi Niang didn't know its specific effect, she could tell at a glance that it must be a good thing! So, she would ask for one for her son no matter what she said. After all, she would have a share of the person who saw her. Don't treat her youngest son who had just been born a few days ago!!

"He is still so young, do you dare to give him food?!"

(*゜゜゜*)!!

Although the peaches are good, little Annie also knows that giving such a small meal will definitely cause death! At that time, she will not take action to save him!

"I'll keep it for him and eat it when he grows up?"

“…”

"Okay, give it!!"

(/——)/??

“!!”

"What do you guy want to do?"

ヽ(≧□≦)ノ

Just after dealing with the cunning spider spirit Chun Thirty Niang, little Annie glared at the leader of a certain Axe Gang again.

"But... you haven't given it to me yet!"

Supreme Treasure looked aggrieved. Everyone here had one and started the peach banquet. But this little girl didn't invite him to eat peaches. What's the point?

Anyway, this familiar feeling of being ignored makes him feel rioted.

"One person, you have eaten it last time in Pansi Cave!!"

o(??^')o Humph!

Annie remembers this matter very clearly, so the other party should not deny it!

"ah?!"

seem……

Thinking about it seriously, Supreme Treasure remembered it. Is this really true? At that time, he wanted to eat a few more, and then after a series of accidents, he was hung up and beaten and hung up for one night?

"Jingjing..."

There was no choice but to ask for help and look at his wife, hoping that the other party would give him a bite and satisfy his craving?

"Be good, since you have eaten it, just watch it honestly!"

No wonder Bai Jingjing always felt that she had the urge to bite the other person recently. It turned out that it was because of this kind of good thing! So, she once again stepped on the other person's chest with her feet mercilessly and pushed away the man who wanted to come to her.

Now her peach is the most important thing, and the rest are all standing aside!

“…”

Seeing a group of people eating that delicious fruit with relish, "Senior Brother" and "Big Master" felt very wronged...

The one he ate last time was so small, and now the ones they ate are so big...

This is not fair at all!!!

"Brother Monkey, just be fine and don't waste it. You ate several times in Pantao Garden back then!!"

"That's it! That's it!"

"There were also a Yaochi Banquet in the Peach Garden back then. I haven't eaten any good things for my elder brother?!"

When Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha saw each other staring at their peaches, they quickly began to criticize the other party for making a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace.

"You two are so unfaithful!!"

"That, the second leader, do I trust you the most?"

There was no choice but to look at the second leader who had always listened to him and followed him.

"Gang Master, our Axe Gang has been disbanded. I don't know you now!"

The second head of the house silently held his peach and turned to the side to chew, leaving only a figure for his gang leader.

"Sure enough, the blind man is right, you are the one who cannot believe the most!!"

“…”

"Thank you, the blind man said this to me: 'Our gang leader cannot believe it the most, let me be more careful!'?"

"hiss!!!"

“!!”

"Little girl, what are you eating?"

"Ginseng fruit!"

ヾ(???`o)+

"What's the use?"

‘Brother’ was very curious. There are so many wonders in the world that there are actually fruits that look exactly like little babies?

"It tastes a little better than peaches, but its effect is a little worse..."

( ̄~ ̄) Chew!

"that……"

"I promise I haven't eaten this thing, why don't you give me one?!"

‘Senior Brother’ felt that since he had eaten the peaches, there was no hope. Then the ginseng fruit was OK, right? As for the effect, it was a little worse. He was greedy now!

"Okay, Brother Monkey!"

"You took us brothers to steal three fruits from Zhenyuanzi Daxian, and finally they were caught and whipped. We have obviously eaten it, so don't cause trouble! This kind of ginseng fruit is very rare, there are not many on a tree, and I guess there are no girls in every family."

Before Xiao Annie could speak, the second senior brother Zhu Bajie came out to destroy the situation.

“???”

"But I really haven't eaten it. I swear if I have eaten it, it will be thundering..."

Crack!!

Rumble...

‘What are you doing? The sky is falling or the ground is sinking. The thunder in the winter still makes people sleep?!’

‘Oh……………Please forget it, let’s sleep on the quilt and veil…’

‘#%…¥&#¥#%!!’

“…”

“…”

“…”

"that……."

"I'm going to bed, too, say goodbye!"

My neck shrank, staring at the dark and cloudless sky with some fear for a while, and finally, the "big brother" couldn't hold it anymore, so he hugged his head and ran into the house!

He didn't understand. When he was in the Axe Gang, he made as many vows as farts. Why didn't he do anything before, but now he is more effective than the other one?!

“…”

( ̄~ ̄) Chew!

o(╯□╰)o, I slept until 23 o'clock after dinner, and now I have changed for 3 hours, and I go to bed again
Chapter completed!
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