Chapter 3129 (▽`) Worship the Heaven and Earth
He was caught for no reason, and then a little girl ran away unfaithfully, and the monkey was caught again. Zhu Bajie was angry and surrounded by everyone and took him to the backyard. He could not do anything, so he could only pretend to be innocent hysterically and shout and curse.
Because the changes in him are still there, he was lucky enough to continue to pretend to be stupid and see if he has a chance to get out later.
However, in the face of his struggle, insults and threats, the little monsters turned a deaf ear to him, but instead pushed him with a smile and continued to walk deep into the backyard. No monster wanted to help him at all.
Even, not only did not have the Demon Gang, but a thin mouse demon jumped in front of him with gloating and laughed:
"Grandpa Pig, don't struggle!"
"Today is your happy day. Our second sister... she is still waiting to get married with you!"
"Save some strength to bridal chamber!"
After he finished speaking, he deliberately reached out to pull the red flower on Zhu Bajie's chest, which caused the little demons around him to burst into laughter.
"you--"
Zhu Bajie was furious!
If this matter had been put in the past, he would have swung his nine-toothed rake at the little demon's head, and he would never give up until he hit one piece or another!
But now, he was bound by the magic weapon that was unknown, and could only struggle helplessly and try to twist his body to get rid of the little demons surrounding him.
However, the more he struggled, the more excited the little demons became!
So, some pulled his sleeves, some pushed his back, and some even jumped onto his pig demon's back and jumped and laughed loudly.
Seeing this, the guests of the demons who were unknown also surrounded him. Some applauded, and some whistled and cheered. The scene was very lively for a while, and the subsequent bridal chamber was probably like this.
"Moo hahaha--"
Soon, a burly bull demon squeezed in front and laughed roughly at Bajie:
"Brother Pig, your outfit is really majestic!"
"The groom in our Pansi Cave is indeed extraordinary!"
After he finished speaking, he deliberately patted Zhu Bajie on the shoulder and frowned, almost staggering him.
“!!”
A mere little demon dared to treat him like this and even patted him on the shoulder. Zhu Bajie was so angry that he gritted his teeth, but he had to stare and scold:
"You stupid bull demon, don't be gloating here!"
"When I take off, you will be the first one to deal with!"
"You wait!"
In fact, it is not just this bull demon. He has already thought about "killing the Eight Realms". At that time, one of the little demons around him will be counted as one. After he gets out of trouble, he will be beaten to death if he has the chance, and no one will be left behind!
"Okay, okay!"
Unfortunately, the little calf demon didn't care at all, but instead laughed:
"I'll wait!"
"But tonight, you should go to the church first!"
"I'll talk about it when you have life tomorrow?"
It is not the first time that the wife of Pansidong gets married. The little monsters know the final encounter of the groom, so no monster here takes Zhu Bajie's threat.
"Not?"
The other mink spirit also squeezed to Zhu Bajie and squinted his eyes and said:
"Grandpa Pig, you are content!"
"Our second sister is a flower in Pansi Cave. If you can marry her... I am a great blessing!"
As he said, he deliberately lengthened his tone and squeezed his eyes at Zhu Bajie, which instantly caused the little demons around him to burst into laughter.
“!!”
In this way, Zhu Bajie was pushed forward by the demons, and he was anxious and angry, annoyed and hated, but he was helpless.
Finally, when I arrived at the lobby in front of a hall in the inner courtyard, my second sister, who followed me from behind, walked quickly to the high platform on the steps of the hall, gently waved the fan in her hand, her eyes fluttered, and looked down at Zhu Bajie with a faint smile on her face for a while, then she signaled everyone to stop and asked softly:
"This distinguished guest..."
"Your wife, haven't come again this time?
She just asked quietly, as if she had not seen through Zhu Bajie's true body at all.
"Oh!"
Upon hearing this, Zhu Bajie's eyes turned and calmed down. Then the changing pig demon said with a smile on his face:
"My wife has something to do, so I won't come this time."
"But she always cared about everyone in her heart, and she gave this gift with a very small chance. The lady said, I hope her wife will recover soon and go to Wushan to talk to her somewhere else?"
"Second sister..."
"What are you doing when you tie the little demon?"
"It's too tight, why not relax?"
As he said that, Zhu Bajie was ashamed and wanted to fool the other party to loosen his ties.
“…”
However, the second sister ignored her and just put away the round fan, a trace of cunning flashed in her eyes and said:
"It's a pity that my wife's future."
"This time we have prepared a good show to sing, and we have been waiting for this long."
"now……"
Speaking of this, she paused again before suddenly laughing and said coldly:
"The li was stolen, and the little demon was killed."
"but."
"After all you have fallen into the trap, you can't let me do my work in vain?"
As she said that, her expression of looking at Zhu Bajie gradually became colder.
“??”
When he realized something was wrong, Zhu Bajie was so scared that he took a few steps back, but was soon pushed back by the little demon behind him. So he couldn't help but look alert on his face and continued to pretend to be stupid:
"Second sister..."
"No, aunt!"
"We are just servants who do business. What joke is grandma telling?"
Without saying anything, Zhu Bajie seems to be hoping that the other party has not seen through his changes, otherwise, this time I will be afraid of the danger.
“…”
Unfortunately, the second sister just walked down the steps with a cold face and approached step by step. At the same time, a sneer appeared on the corner of her mouth, and then gritted her teeth and said:
"Pig...eight...ret!"
"I know you are ugly and afraid of seeing people."
"But you don't have to coax my mother with another pig face?"
"Do you think I'm a three-year-old kid?"
As she said that, she waved her hand and used a magic power, causing Zhu Bajie to stagger and sway, and was forced to show the small image of "Page" with a pig head.
When they saw that "Page" appeared in the prototype and saw that the big red robe was no longer in harmony, the few little demons next to them were not at all. They had already prepared and pulled off the red robe and quickly put on another smaller big red festive uniform for him.
I saw the red robe embroidered with gold thread and a huge red flower on its chest, which looked particularly festive and the key was that it fit very well?
Although, the big red flower is tied to his small body, it seems a bit inappropriate.
“!!”
"Let me go!"
Seeing that the other party was prepared and obviously had been planning for a long time, Zhu Bajie, who knew that he might have fallen completely this time, was so angry that his face turned red. So he struggled while cursing:
"You little boys who don't know how to live or die!"
"How dare you tease your grandpa pig!"
"Let me go, or when I take off, I will definitely lift your hole up!"
He didn't say this casually. If he hadn't been fooled or captured by mistake, he would have been able to do so with the monkey and put the place in the sky.
"snort!"
Upon hearing this, the second sister sneered even more and said with a cold look:
"What a loving person!"
"You killed and set fire on this ridge and destroyed her reputation... but now you don't remember it?"
Thinking of some things, she wanted to cut off the other party's pig's head with one sword, but in the end she still held it back.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
After pausing, he found that he might not have a chance to escape. Zhu Bajie simply pretended to be ruined and directly raised his head and laughed:
"Qingyou?"
"I've been a wild goblin, so why do I have the reputation for showing off?"
"I said, it turns out that you are the junior of the spider spirit... It's just that! Call me good uncle, old pig will give you some face. How about going to the hole behind you to meet old friends?"
"snort!"
Seeing the dead pig's mouth stubborn, a trace of anger flashed in my second sister's eyes, but it quickly suppressed it.
"Whether you are willing to go or not, now you can't help it!"
To be honest, she didn't know why their mother was obsessed with this pig, but as a child, she didn't have much to do except satisfy the other person's wishes as much as possible.
"unlucky!"
"You insects are dressed in human skin and clothes, but they are still only able to do such evil deeds!"
"If it weren't for the sneak attack, the old pig wouldn't be afraid of you!"
Seeing that the excitement was not done, Zhu Bajie mocked him again.
“Yes, yes!”
Unfortunately, the second sister shook the round fan without caring about it:
"How can you be as proud as Marshal Tianpeng?"
"I guess the body of that person is not cold yet... Have you found a new monkey to become a senior brother?"
“!!”
Upon hearing this, when Zhu Bajie heard the other party insulting his senior brother, he interrupted and shouted angrily:
"Don't let your mother go!"
"Tell your mother to come out early to beg for mercy. Uncle, I miss you for being young and ignorant, so I will leave you with a bad life!"
After saying that, he struggled hard again, but unfortunately, it was useless.
"Oh--"
The second sister shouted contemptuously.
"To tell you the truth, what you want is in Pansiling. Unfortunately, you have no chance again."
After saying that, facing Zhu Bajie's glare, the second sister sneered and disregarded her. She just waved her hand and signaled the little demons to take Zhu Bajie into the church.
"Ha ha!"
"This pig head is today! Looking at his big red robe, I'm so laughing to death!"
"Not?"
"Marson of Tianpeng, who is usually majestic, has now become our wife Pansidong's son-in-law!"
"Ahhhh!"
"He is the wife's husband, not the son-in-law!"
"Oh yes yes!"
"Stop talking nonsense!"
"Hurry! Take him to the church! We'll have fun to watch tonight!"
"Hey! Pig Head! You have to treat our second sister well... Mom! Otherwise, we brothers will not spare you!"
"Ha ha ha ha--"
In this way, a large group of monsters rush in and shouted loudly, clapping, whistling and making excuses, making jokes, and making jokes. The scene was once very chaotic.
But no matter what, the atmosphere has been set off.
As for whether the wording is appropriate, there is no need to care about that much. After all, they are just a group of monsters in the mountains and wilds. They cannot ask too much about etiquette, integrity, shame, morality, etc.
"Damn it!"
Zhu Bajie was pushed forward by the little demons, and roared with anger:
"You guys who don't know what you are alive and dead!"
"When the old pig takes off, you must look good!"
As he said that, after seeing the figure wearing a big red shirt and a red veil that had been waiting in the hall, he suddenly struggled desperately again, saying that he would not want to go in.
"Hmph, get out?"
Upon hearing this, the second sister stood aside and sneered.
"After entering my pan-sil hole, don't think about going out again."
"Little ones!"
"Give me some energy tonight! Treat this distinguished guest well!"
"Don't let anyone ruin the good things about Mrs.!"
Then, she turned around and ordered the demons standing guard outside.
"yes!"
"Don't worry, second sister!"
"We must make him feel at home!"
"No one can do anything!"
After receiving the order, the demons outside waved their weapons and responded in unison.
that's all!
As Zhu Bajie was reluctantly pushed into the hall of the inner courtyard, as the red candle shone high, and as the joyful atmosphere reached the highest, Zhu Bajie was taken to the center of the hall. With the cheers of monsters watching the fun, the last part of the wedding banquet officially began with the order of the second sister standing aside.
"Worship the heaven and earth--"
soon!
With the singing of two pairs of chicken demons, Zhu Bajie was forced to marry the second sister's mother, while the demons kept cheering inside and outside, and the entire Lanxi Village was immersed in laughter and joy.
Chapter completed!