Chapter 3085 ╮(￣▽￣)╭The Night Talk of God and Buddha
night……
On the south side of the stone pedestal in Huangfengling, in a dilapidated temple that was supposed to be the main hall of a rock cave in a temple, the headless monk was sitting cross-legged on a shabby straw mat, gently fiddling the hand in his hand
Sanxian, the notes jumped, with a hint of sorrow.
Ding bell ding bell ding bell ding bell —
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The mottled rock wall behind him was already covered with weathered traces, and the supposedly colorful murals were already like wrinkles on the face of an old man.
At the entrance of the cave, several broken stone pillars stood crookedly, and the reliefs on the pillars had long become blurred, and only the patterns that seemed to be filled with lotus and Buddha were vaguely identified.
Although the cave is dark, it is not damp at all, and the air is faintly filled with the smell of rotten and dry sand.
On the other side of the cave, the main hall had collapsed, and the moonlight shone in from the collapsed cracks, casting mottled light and shadow on the ground. Next to the light and shadow, a broken Buddha statue was quietly half buried in the ruins, revealing
Half of the body had been weathered, but a trace of compassion was still visible between the drooping eyelids.
Although it is the clear and bright moon and starry sky, the wind and sand are still whistling outside the cave, and occasionally the misty sand and dust are rolling into the cave.
Just then!
The broken door of the cave was suddenly pushed open, and then a huge figure staggered in as the sand and dust filled it.
“…”
Seeing this, the headless monk naturally subconsciously stopped the movement in his hand, and turned to lift his non-existent "head" and looked at the person who came and asked with a sigh:
"You're here?"
That's right, the person coming is not who, it's the yellow-robed pig demon!
At this time, one of his legs was obviously injured. He was tied randomly with a branch, and he was holding another dead wood root as a crutch. Then as soon as he entered the door, he sat directly on the ground.
The wine pot also rolled to the ground, and some of the wine spilled out inside.
"how?"
"Where did this fall?"
Then, before the pig demon could speak, the headless monk held his Sanxian with one hand and pointed at the yellow-robed pig demon's broken leg with the other hand and laughed and joked.
“…”
When the yellow-robed pig demon heard this, his face immediately sank, but then he pretended to be relaxed and laughed:
"Hahaha!"
"You are right, I just stumbled on myself..."
"Yes, I just stumbled!"
As he said that, the pig demon waved his hand on purpose, trying to make him seem to be careless, but the painful expression on his face betrayed him.
"cough--"
Seeing this, the headless monk was not embarrassed, but just sighed slightly and continued to tease:
"Then you're stumbled so hard..."
"But then again, have you sent out your wind bead?"
Although this was suspected of asking knowingly, the headless monk still asked.
“…”
When it comes to Dingfeng Bead, the yellow-robed pig demon's face instantly becomes even more ugly.
then!
He paused, as if he was a little reluctant to speak, then he picked up the wine pot and took a big sip of wine. Then he lamented and complained:
"Don't mention it!"
"That tricky and weird little girl is simply a ungrateful little goblin!"
"I kindly wanted to give them a wind-fixing bead, but she did it and ordered the monkey to break my leg?"
"You said, how can this reason be made in this world?"
After saying that, the yellow-robed pig demon, who became more and more angry, picked up the wine pot and took a big sip.
“…”
When the headless monk heard this, he couldn't help but shake his neck.
"Tsk—"
After drinking a few more sips of wine, the yellow-robed pig demon smacked his lips, then his big eyes rolled, then he glanced at the headless monk and asked deliberately:
"By the way!"
"Bald donkey, can you send out your magical power of 'incarnation'?"
"ha!"
"Who asked you to pull it out of your armpits? I feel uncomfortable if I change it to me!"
From his gloating words, it is not difficult to guess that he must have paid attention to some of the actions of the headless monk in front of him, so he knows what the other party has done and what results he has obtained.
“…”
Sure enough, when he heard him say that, the headless monk stopped his hand, who was about to touch the strings of the piano, and then he turned slightly sideways for a long time.
Although he had no head left, he could still feel the resentful "eye" he threw at the pig demon.
"Good, good!"
"You pig's head, don't have to laugh at you for fifty steps..."
"Isn't your Dingfeng Bead the same?"
"Not only did I send it out, but I was even broken by the little monkey. I was so embarrassed."
After saying that, he continued to stroke his strings and let it make a meaningless syllable or two.
“…”
After being refuted, the yellow-robed pig demon turned a little disappointed, but then he waved the wine pot in his hand and said casually:
"Why!"
"That little girl is so clever and weird!"
"That little monkey is as stubborn as you said. I was kind-hearted and wanted to give them a big opportunity, but who knew that it would make me mess up?"
"cough!"
"It's better not to mention it!"
“…”
"Yes, you and me, one gives away magical powers and the other gives away magic weapons, but in the end..."
“It’s really…”
"It's so awesome, ridiculous!"
"Not?"
"By the way!"
"Bald donkey, what do you think that little girl is from?"
"Didn't we be so?"
"I don't know..."
"You don't even know?"
"I don't know..."
"Tsk tsk!"
"It's so strange!"
“…”
"To be honest, your 'external incarnation' is an amazing magical power. I was moved by it, but she actually disgusted it? Tsk tsk, I really don't know Mount Tai."
“This is not surprising.”
"How can the mortal fetus recognize my supernatural powers and mysteries?"
"But you, you were actually broken by a little monkey. If it was heard, you would be laughed at by someone's big teeth."
"I--"
"snort!"
"If I hadn't been afraid of hurting the monkey, how could I end up like this?"
"Yeah?"
"Of course!"
“…”
"I...I'm generous! I don't have the same knowledge as the junior!"
"besides!"
"Old bald donkey, don't you talk sarcastic here! No matter how powerful your magical power is, isn't you disliked? We are so ok, no one can tell anyone!"
"indeed!"
"Half a pound..."
"You and I wanted to come and see the opportunity, but it turned out to be a joke."
“It’s really…”
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At this point, the headless monk suddenly waved his hand and tweaked the strings, causing the low sound of the piano to ring.
"Things of the world are unpredictable, and the secrets are unpredictable!"
"Maybe, this is God's will?"
At the same time, his tone of speaking could not help but feel a little self-deprecating.
"whispering sound!"
However, the yellow-robed pig demon didn't think so. He put down the wine pot and rubbed his broken legs, with a little unwillingness and resentment in his tone:
"What to do next?"
"Your errand was not done, and my elder brother has messed up the things I gave to me!"
"The monkey will face the yellow-haired mink magic sperm tomorrow at the latest. If he loses..."
What happens if he loses? The yellow-robed pig demon didn't continue talking, but his expression became a little gloomy. He seemed to be unwilling to hope that the monkey who broke his leg would lose?
“…”
The headless monk paused the piano and then sighed and said in such a deep word:
"The melon is not sweet."
"What matters of opportunity is fate. Since they are unwilling to accept it, it is useless to force it."
"Amitabha--"
After saying that, the headless monk proclaimed the Buddha's name.
Because he really didn't have any good idea about this. After all, he gave the little monkey several times, but the other party refused to listen and insisted on listening to the little girl of unknown origin. What could he do?
"Hey, you're right."
"only……"
"I always feel a little unwilling."
"After so many years, I finally came the monkey that I can only see..."
The yellow-robed pig demon then sighed and suddenly asked:
"Do you think he is the destiny?"
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However, in the face of this question, the headless monk did not answer, just twisted the strings and answered with the sound of the "ding-ding-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-d
“…”
Seeing this, the yellow-robed pig demon had to glar at the headless monk, then continued to pick up the wine pot and took a big sip.
Dingdangdangdangdangdangdang-
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for a long time……
After greedying for a small song that seemed a little messy, the headless monk sighed:
“So what?”
"So what if not?"
"So what if you are unwilling to accept it?"
"Things in the world are hard to be as satisfactory as possible..."
"You and I, let's take a look."
Chapter completed!