Chapter 3081 ◣_◢つ Unruly
The wind and sand, the scorching sun, the vast and desolate.
The hot rocks cracked under the scorching sun, and their fractures were as sharp as blades...
The yellow wind whistled between the sky and the earth with resentment that had not been dissipated for thousands of years, and the sun at noon was hanging in the dome, roasting the ochre-red rock formations and the earth into fine cracks, like countless thirsty lips.
Waiting for feeding.
But no!
Because it hasn't rained here in Huangfengling for a long time...
In the distance, the sea of ​​sand evaporated under the scorching sun, and even twisted the horizon.
Occasionally some dead poplars or the remains of unknown trunks pierce the sand dunes, and the charred and leafless branches point to the sky, as if they are accusing some unknown crimes to God.
Only those rock walls that have not been swallowed by quicksand can still be seen in dark red and white ancient rock paintings and Buddha statues carved on them.
Of course, at this time they have become shattered, and even the heads and arms of many Buddha statues have disappeared.
And at this moment, when Annie "Fangyan" rejected the kindness of a certain Taoist and left the Tibetan Dragon Cave and swayed eastward, somewhere south of the stone plating, a headless monster, that weird.
The headless rap monk, he was resting under a dead tree with a strong monster in a yellow robe, pig's head, fangs and stature?
‘…’
‘Dingding bell dingding bell dingding-’
‘Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding--’
The monk, who Anne called the "headless monster" was playing the three strings in his hand, shaking and not talking, and didn't know what kind of song he was playing.
"Gulugulu--"
"Well!"
"call--"
“Good wine…”
"What a wine!"
The yellow-robed monster with pig face and fangs was lying beside him and drinking his wine in big mouthfuls, and from time to time patting his bulging belly, and at the same time let out a sound or two that exuded a smell of smell.
The hiccups seemed to be very satisfied with being able to drink this wine here today?
'when……'
‘Jingdong jingle-’
‘Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding--’
Although the yellow-robed pig demon was very indecent, and the smell of alcohol and strange smell on his body exuded an indescribable smell, the headless monk didn't care, just slowly
Playing the three strings in his hand.
Finally, I don't know how long it took...
"diaphragm--"
"Okay! OK!"
"Are you upset?"
The yellow-robed pig demon sat up suddenly, and then spoke directly to the headless monk:
"Can you stop playing?"
"Please!"
"Let me be quiet?"
Although he is not a cow, the other party is playing the piano at him, which is similar to a cow. He can't appreciate it anyway.
“…”
Hearing this, the monk paused, and just slowly moved his butt and sat three points away. Then he raised his hand to continue sweeping the strings of the huqin in his hand.
“!!”
Seeing this, the yellow-robed pig demon was anxious and hurriedly handed the wine bag in his hand and advised with a smile:
"Don't!"
"Don't play it first!"
"Take a sip?"
In most cases, he is so fond of drinking, but he will not be kind enough to persuade the other party to drink, but given that the other party plays the tune, he has no choice but to give up when the two powers are in the least.
Some wine has made my ears quiet.
“…”
After pausing, he ‘looked’ the wine bag again. The headless monk slowly shook his neck and asked back:
"No head, how do you drink it?"
And while he spoke, his hand that he had just wanted to continue plucking the strings was finally put down temporarily.
"Yes!"
The pig demon was stunned at first, then slapped his head before struggling to sit on the stone and asked in surprise:
"Forgot to ask!"
"Where is your head?"
From the conversations between them, we can see that they seemed to have known each other for a long time, so the pig demon was not polite at all when he spoke.
"It's gone!"
"I was stolen."
The headless monk sighed in a low voice as if he was asking questions and answering himself.
"ah?"
"Can your head be stolen?"
"That's your fault if you should keep it."
"You deserve it!"
When he heard that the monk's head was stolen, the yellow-robed pig demon didn't know what to say to him.
"Look?"
"My valuables are hidden close to my body!"
Then, the pig demon thought about it and took out a piece of gold from his lace, then spread it out for the monk to see.
Although the other party had no brains and eyes, and could not see them in theory, he still did it.
“…”
The monk turned his neck and looked at it, speechless.
"Where did the gold come from?"
"Such valuable things are shown in front of others, be careful to attract thieves."
After a long time, I knew that the pig demon was deliberately mocking him. Although the headless monk had no head and eyes, he still shook his neck and sighed.
"Ha ha!"
"Nothing is wrong. If you are stolen, I will look for you."
The yellow-robed pig demon smiled twice, then waved his hand indifferently.
"Look for me?"
"right!"
"Why is this?"
"ha!"
"See what you said!"
"I have only seen this gold for you now. If it is gone, it must have been stolen."
"You said it was right or not?"
"this……"
"Oh--"
The headless monk laughed dryly, then 'shake' his neck again, and couldn't answer for a while, and didn't know how to refute it.
"Okay!"
"Just kidding, don't take it seriously!"
Seeing the headless monk, the yellow-robed pig hurriedly pointed to the distance to the east and said with a smile:
"Actually..."
"There is gold over there, why do you need to steal mine?"
"Just just go and get it yourself."
After saying that, the pig demon took the golden piece into his lace again.
"I don't plan to steal."
"but……"
"Where did the gold come from there?"
He shook his head again, and then the headless monk twisted his neck and looked at the distance where the pig demon indicated, as if he wanted to know what kind of place would be "some gold"?
"You don't know?"
"Then there was an ancient golden country, with many golden Buddha statues. My gold was peeled off from the bodies of those Buddha statues."
“!!”
"You dare to peel the gold on the Buddha statue, aren't you afraid of being infected with cause and effect?"
"cause and effect?"
"Ha, the ancient country has cast so many golden bodies, but there is no blessing from the Bodhisattva. It can be seen that there is no cause and effect in the world."
“…”
Hearing this, he knew that it was the pig demon who deliberately mocked him, and the monk was speechless, and once again he didn't know what to say.
"whispering sound!"
Seeing this, seeing the headless monk silent, the yellow-robed pig demon smiled and then continued to pick up the wine bag and pour it into his mouth, but found that he had drunk it.
As a last resort, he had to shaking up and pat the dust on his butt and said:
"I am hereby waiting for my elder brother."
"In the future, if you want to drink, come here to find me."
"I'll go and pick some gold at that time and exchange it for a lot of good wine. I can drink enough for you!"
Don't be nice, the pig demon said with a proud look on his face, and then prepared to leave.
“…”
‘Dingding bell dingding bell dingding-’
‘Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding--’
The monk wanted to dissuade him, but he didn't know where to start, so he had to continue playing Sanxian and start raping:
‘Don’t stretch out your hand and don’t lift your robe…’
‘The yellow sand buried the old road—’
‘You think you are laughing when you pick the flowers—’
‘Where did you see the Vajra’s Grizzly Knife?’
‘…’
‘There are gods three feet above the head!’
‘It’s too late to turn back on the road to the underworld…’
‘…’
The headless monk was about to continue singing some karma, but the yellow-robed pig demon not only refused to listen, but also interrupted him with a arrogant wave.
"Okay! OK!"
"Don't play that trick with me. Don't you and me know who is the one who is in charge?"
"What kind of cause and effect..."
"Ahhhh!"
He said indignantly, the yellow-robed pig demon turned his back to the headless monk and planned to leave on the sand.
"By the way!"
"I almost forgot to ask!"
But soon, the pig demon, who had not taken two steps, turned around and looked at the headless monk and asked:
"That little monkey..."
"You've seen him, how about him?"
“Can you bear the heavy responsibility?”
And his sudden question undoubtedly shows that the person he is waiting for must be that little monkey!
“…”
First, he was silent for a while, and then the headless monk continued:
"That monkey..."
“It’s really hard to educate!”
"It's a good thing that I have been admonishing him many times, but he doesn't listen..."
"I just want to hear the little girl of unknown origin..."
“Now…”
"I'm afraid that the old Taoist is having a headache, right?"
As he was talking, he thought that it was not only me who was in a dilemma. It was rare that the tone of the headless monk actually brought a hint of joy into his tone?
“As for whether we can take on the heavy responsibility…”
"I don't know either."
"Let's take a look!"
‘Dingding bell dingding bell dingding-’
After saying that, the headless monk started to play again.
"oh--"
"So, is he a rebellious master?"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"Just!"
"I'll go and meet him!"
"If it works, I will introduce him to the ancient country of Nashali and take that thing. Then the yellow-haired mouse will be much easier to deal with!"
“That time…”
"Monster, your head may be taken back, you think so?"
"Ha ha ha ha--"
Chapter completed!